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"Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 06:11 PM (EST)
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"Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Please keep all sigpic-free discussion of the Stupidest Theme Twist Ever -- yes, I know this is BB and that covers a lot of ground: this is still the winner -- on this thread until midnight EDT, by which time the West Coast will have gotten to see the Chenbot forget who the players are, where they've just gone into, and what time of year it is. Matching people up with their supposed soulmates? And the category they drew those soulmates from is 'people desperate enough to apply for Big Brother? Oh, sure: this is going to work. It's just like pairing up lemmings, just in midair two seconds before impact. Let's revisit a little matchmaking history. There was a season where people were stuck in the house with their exes. That didn't work. Spectacularly. There was a season where people were put in the house with partners. That also didn't work. Even more spectacularly. There was a season where a brother was put in the house with his sister, only neither of them knew it. Anyone remember how that went down? Oh, and then there was the season where a woman was put into the house with her identical twin. Eventually. Coincidentally, this was one of the seasons above, so you can pretty much guess that it didn't work out. And wasn't there a season where people were put in the house with someone they had 'unfinished business' with? Oh, right -- there was! And what did that give us? Let me know if any of this sounds familiar: 'I can't be here! I can't take this kind of stress! Everyone's being so mean to me, putting me through an experience that might involve some kind of emotion that I didn't have someone buy for me! And I can't spell 'unfinished'!' Repeat after me, people: Big. Brother. Twists. Don't. Work. The odds that any of these artificial couples will stick? Just about zero. The odds that we want them to stick? Pretty much zero already. And the chances that Julie knows who any of them are? Absolute zero. But on the plus side, if they do somehow stay together? They're BB hamsters. They deserve each other. (And it keeps them away from the rest of us.) Welcome to Big Brother #9: Winter Of Pain. Same theme. Same channel. New climate. They do say cold numbs the agony. Please see Cahaya's summary signup thread at http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID34/1206.shtml for your chance to work with the Most Material Ever. It's all you can mine at the Hamster Cage Of Iron Pyrite!
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 06:30 PM (EST)
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1. "and right off the bat...." |
we're gonna be in semi-fast forward mode. They gotta get through introductions, HoH, a possible food competition, POV competition, vote out, eviction dredge with Chenbot, and then a live HoH disaster over the course of two episodes.......
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 08:20 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: and right off the bat...." |
It's always nice when the viewers get to be on the right end of a mercy vote.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 08:47 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: and right off the bat...." |
I know that tomorrow's gonna be a live eviction night because there was an article on Jokers saying that some areas are gonna get pre-empted for college basketball tomorrow........
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:09 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Launch time!" |
I like the fact that the cheese wheel is designed to look like a piece of a log........
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:22 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
She doesn't know.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:22 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Oh for eff's sake.Didn't they do this crap already? Twice? ::grumble grumble:: Why I ever expect anything other than garbage (I mean, "the unexpected"), I'll never know. And yet, here I am.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:23 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
At least you didn't have your hand up.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:39 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Julie just dropped the "soul mates" bomb on the Hamster cage.The ex's have differing opinions on whether they'd be partnered up or not. She hopes not, he hopes so. (That may have been part of the problem in the relationship......) The current couple is praying that they are together or else their strategy is toast. The Soul mates are: Alex and Amanda James and Chelsia Natalie and Matt (and we got our first blurs) Jen and Parker (the currents are broken up!) Joshua and Neil Jacob and Sharon (the ex's are together!) No more beds! Ryan and Allison Sheila and Adam (and Sheila's pi$$ed off)
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cahaya 18904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:45 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Not only mad, but in her words, feeling kind of horrible about it. Can't blame her. In everyday life, she could just brush him off in a moment as not her type, but here...?
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:56 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
"Hello! My name is Adam! I have creepy blond eyelashes and my breath stinks! Will you be my soulmate? Old and busted need not apply."
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:58 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I think he smokes........
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 09:56 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Typical blow-out-the-budget first challenge. From this point on, bring on the isolation booths.And I'm not sure this 'power couple' gets to send someone out on their own. Giving one team this much control on Day One is a little weird. *blink* Just thought of something. If all eliminations are double occupancy, then we're looking at an even-numbered jury. At some point, they have to split -- the show can't risk a tie.
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jd8855 105 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-13-08, 00:06 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
I heard that they are going to make it a full season no matter what with the writers strike they are doing a full one .. that is what I heard.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 10:04 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
It's the eyes, isn't it? He's got Black Hole Of Calcutta eyes.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 10:09 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Big Brother #9 Episode # 1 East Coast Spoiler Thread" |
Maybe that's what he was trying to tell Sheila! 'Maw -- maw -- maw...'
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 10:03 PM (EST)
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34. "Instant spoiler!" |
The commercial for House Calls clearly showed Parker & Jen having won HoH! Can this show do nothing right?
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jd8855 105 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-13-08, 00:09 AM (EST)
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44. "The beggining" |
At the beggining of the show they say that they will compete until only ONE will be the winner so it's not going to be a couple thing.. so at some point they will start to play for themselves even if they start out as a couple.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-08, 10:08 PM (EST)
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38. "Live post-episode complaining about the crapfest we just saw --" |
-- Live Chat, sidebar, Other Fun, Java, Bar & Grill, yadda-yadda, gawds that svcked.
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