Last night we were in the bar and we all changed our names to one of the 7 Snow White dwarves. Talk got around to my other nickname (Stinky) being a rejected dwarf name, so here we go...*******************************************
Okay folks, from the home office in a skunkhole in the Golden Horseshoe, I have here tonight's Top Ten. Tonight's Top Ten, let's see here, Top Ten Rejected Dwarf Names......Paul, have you seen that Amazing Race show with the midget, dwarf whatever it is?
Paul: Is that the one with Tattoo?
Dave: No, Paul, that's the one with the screeching girl from Big Brother who appeared with her boyfriend and they fought like cats and dogs before getting eliminated. Anyhoo......heeeeeeeeeeeere we go.
Number
10. Stinky
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9. Dumbo
Hey Paul, it seems there's some guy on the TAR boards who persist in calling that TAR lady a "circus animal."
Paul: Really? I thought that was Phil as he talks like a trained monkey.
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8. Farty
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7. George Stephanopoulos
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6. Peepy
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5. Charla
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4. Horny
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3. Woody
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2. Tipsy
................and the number one rejected dwarf name:
1. Gary Coleman
Disclaimer: Not intended to be taken as anything except as a joke, no malice meant against various types of little people - think Snow White!
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