Top Ten Things The President Will Do In The New YearNumber 10...
Give a big huge kiss to Saddam Hussein. It's his strategy to win the Gay Rights Activists' votes.
Number 9...
Eat his chunky soup. Then, throw a football down a White House hall and hope the ball travels more than three feet.
Number 8...
Write his first document of the year, "Amaricah wil when the wor on tarerisim."
Number 7...
Meet up with his election supervisor. His plan for the future: Become prime minister of France.
Number 6...
Take a trip to Antarctica. He was told no president had ever done that before.
Number 5...
Take a million American soldiers to his ranch in Texas. There's enough room for all of them.
Number 4...
Ask NASA to allow him to go in space. He would like to get friendly with the Russians at the space station.
Number 3...
Address the senate, "Will you please give me a raise in my salary? I could really make good use of the money, I plan to write my own book, 'Dying History: Do Not Vote for Hillary Clinton'."
Number 2...
Audition for American Idol. Simon Cowell states to him, you are the worst president, I mean singer, in American history.
And the Number 1 thing The President will do in the new year...
Turn on his TV and every channel has Rush Limbaugh on it, every second of the day.