My first ever poem on here that I wrote in five minutes while being bored at work...here goes....Title: I'm Throwing My Vote Away
I'm going to do it
There's nothing you can say
Get out of the booth, Sir!
Mam, get out of my way!
Because there's nothing stopping me
There's nothing you can do
I'm throwing my vote away
I'm turning the next election into poo
The Republicans will be angry
The Democrats will be as well
I'm voting on a third party candidate
I'm sending this election to hell
The Clintons will scream out
Limbaugh will be steaming mad
The Jokes on you, suckers!
Your parties have been had
Now don't get me wrong
Third parties aren't that grand
But it's fun to screw people over
And turn their dreams into sand
Ralph Nader is giving me a hug
Ross Perot is slapping high five
Who the hell am I kidding?
These two losers will still get eaten alive.