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MellowYellow 346 desperate attention whore postings
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01-25-03, 12:19 PM (EST)
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Top 10 things to teach grand kids (revenge on my own children)

When our daughter was 9, we tried (in vain) to have her keep a clean room. We told her that when she had children of her own, when they visited us we would teach them how to mess up their own house, as payback for her mess. She glared at us and stomped off screaming: "Fine! You're never going to see your grandchildren"!

I know when the time arrives, she will be more than happy to have us baby sit, and I will be able to teach my heirs what I never would have taught my own children, but I suspect they may have picked up from my parents.

1) It is perfectly acceptable (and even desirable) to call your other Gramma a b*tch when having Thanksgiving dinner with her instead of here.

2) If your parents look at you the wrong way, call 911, whisper your address to the nice lady and hang up before Mom and Dad catch you. Make sure to answer the door!

3) Sure you can put the cat in the dryer!

4) You can make a drum out of practically anything in your house! Let me show you.

5) Always eat as much candy as possible right before bedtime. Hide it, otherwise your parents will steal it from you.

6) It is illegal for children to brush their teeth or take showers/baths. I can't believe your parents would make you do that!

7) You should bring all your friends over for snack and sodas after school and playtime.

8) Bringing home all stray animals you find is natural and expected. You may want to go liberate some from nearby fields.

9) It is fun and creative to change nursery rhyme words with the following : s---, s----, p---, b---, f---. Make sure to sing out loud and preferably in front of a crowd.

10) And kid, here's Gramma phone number. Learn it, know it, I have a feeling you're going to need it. Wipe your nose on your sleeve, hon. More soda?

"No wonder Grandparents and their Grandchildren get along so well! They have a common enemy."

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: WSC2(HU) I_AM_HE 01-25-03 1
 RE: WSC2(HU) Wheezy 01-25-03 2
 RE: WSC2(HU) StrandedAgain 01-25-03 3
 RE: WSC2(HU) L82LIFE 01-27-03 4
 RE: WSC2(HU) Survivorerist 01-27-03 5
 RE: WSC2(HU) Superman 01-28-03 6
 RE: WSC2(HU) Drive My Car 01-31-03 7
 RE: WSC2(HU) echogirl 02-01-03 8

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I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings
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01-25-03, 07:36 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: WSC2(HU)"
heehee, very funny!

my favorite was #3, though liberating animals from nearby fields was close

and the quote at the bottom was great too

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2. "RE: WSC2(HU)"
>>Wipe your nose on your sleeve, hon. More soda?

Funny!! This was my favorite line.
Thank you! That was awesome.
(also, pleased to meet you. I'm Wheezy)

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01-25-03, 10:43 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: WSC2(HU)"
Tres bien ma poule.

Pas etonnant que les gamins sont un peu cingles.Tu as oublie de leur donner du vin a boire.

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01-27-03, 02:21 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: WSC2(HU)"
Oh my Mellow! What a great list. and just in time for me since my stepdaughter jsut had a baby last month. I will have to share this list with Mr. L8 so that we can both get involved.LOL

How true, though. When my son was born, my mother was NOT the same woman I grew up with! Thank you so much for sharing this, Mellow. It's a very fun piece.


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5. "RE: WSC2(HU)"
LMAO Mellow! Loved #3,6 and 8 especially!


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6. "RE: WSC2(HU)"
So, is it wrong if I just leave my folks out of the loop and teach my kids this myself?

Superman - Who thinks Mr. Whiskers should be on low heat from now on.


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7. "RE: WSC2(HU)"
Just read this again! And I think I laughed even harder.

Great Fun Mellow!

( I knew my Mother In Law was plotting against me- I have proof now)


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8. "RE: WSC2(HU)"
Hi Mellow!

This is too cute! My favorite:

8) Bringing home all stray animals you find is natural and expected. You may want to go liberate some from nearby fields.

Does this apply to adults too?

Nice work!


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