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"Best Line"
SurvivorBlows 15230 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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"Best Line" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-10-02 AT 11:27 PM (EST)To be eligible, the contestant must have said the line during a show or series that aired at least one episode during the 2001 calendar year on either broadcast or cable US television. Nominate lines (and the contestant who said them, and when they said the line) by replying below and putting the line in the subject. Feel free to give nomination reasons in the message body. This is NOT a discussion thread (please see the other forum for that.)
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"Swing, You Fat Bastard, Swing!" --... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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"He is three days older than kerose... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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It was like a conjugal visit - Colb... |
shakes the clown |
01-11-02 |
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Correction |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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This could RIP two people apart -- ... |
shakes the clown |
01-11-02 |
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Uhm Billy, your life IS the show/ c... |
shakes the clown |
01-11-02 |
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"I'm with a boy named Sue and a gir... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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Good Riddance.../Michael -Love Crui... |
true |
01-11-02 |
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I may be a lot of things, but I ain... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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Puuleeeese - Linda Survivor Africa |
idiotcowboy |
01-11-02 |
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I will always wave my finger in you... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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"He's a Jew, he can't eat the ham" |
bergdogg |
01-11-02 |
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actually... |
shakes the clown |
01-11-02 |
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If it's a mental challenge, we're s... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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"If I had a gun I'd shoot ya" Tom/S... |
borderlinebitch |
01-11-02 |
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Actually |
dabo |
01-17-02 |
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Correct... |
sleeeve |
01-17-02 |
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Nicole and i have one thing in comm... |
rwj3eb |
01-11-02 |
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It's Awwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
true |
01-11-02 |
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Boy, my camping trip just went to h... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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Hi, gang. - Colby, S2 |
ronmimid |
01-11-02 |
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You hurt people........maliciously!... |
shakes the clown |
01-11-02 |
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"I will not spell that man's name" |
BaquaR13 |
01-11-02 |
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"There was a little fire in my wool... |
Survivorerist |
01-11-02 |
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It ain't about trying, its about be... |
shakes the clown |
01-11-02 |
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You can't miss that mouth--Kevin, T... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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This is just like being down in Soh... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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We hear Bert and Ernie at the entra... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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I think my right testicle is rollin... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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You cannot take a single thing that... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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I hope the cameras can pick up the ... |
AyaK |
01-11-02 |
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"I'm sort of becoming the Chessmast... |
Survivorerist |
01-12-02 |
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"There are a lot of things that all... |
Lancerdude74 |
01-12-02 |
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"Congratu-damn-lations" -Monica (BB... |
Lancerdude74 |
01-12-02 |
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We voted off all these beautiful, i... |
AyaK |
01-12-02 |
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I'm going to take a bath so the who... |
dangerkitty |
01-12-02 |
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Yes, I lied, but I lied to Jerri so... |
dangerkitty |
01-12-02 |
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Jisela, get off the ho train! |
Jonnycumlately |
01-13-02 |
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You wanna make me?! |
Jonnycumlately |
01-13-02 |
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"I didn't come here to be pushed ar... |
dabo |
01-13-02 |
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"I haven't seen so many angry white... |
Survivor Maniac |
01-13-02 |
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"You think you got here on integrit... |
Survivor Maniac |
01-13-02 |
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We've lost a 3rd grader/Liz S2 |
true |
01-13-02 |
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"big country ass" |
Naked |
01-14-02 |
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Kucha is kicking your ass! |
Tinkerbell |
01-14-02 |
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"Ohhhhhhh my Gawd!" Jerri/Amber on... |
Survivorerist |
01-14-02 |
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from Dr. Will............ |
shakes the clown |
01-16-02 |
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more from Dr. Will.... |
shakes the clown |
01-16-02 |
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I have no use for excess baggage. |
dabo |
01-16-02 |
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And I don't care if they heard me! ... |
realityluver |
01-16-02 |
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Tom's classic |
Goober |
01-16-02 |
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"Pepsi Challenge" |
Scarberian |
01-17-02 |
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"BLEEEAUGGGHHH!!!" - Jeff Varner, S... |
kuchakor |
01-17-02 |
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"What is this 'BRUNCH' that you spe... |
SurvivorBlows |
01-17-02 |
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I'm so dis-uh-pointed. Karyn, TAR |
volmel |
01-17-02 |
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"These flies are like lobsters!" - ... |
Java |
01-17-02 |
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"I'll slit his throat!" Lex-S3 |
Survivor Maniac |
01-19-02 |
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"My gut tells me..." Lex-S3 |
Survivor Maniac |
01-19-02 |
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"Just die, Frank" -- Lindsey/S3 |
PepeLePew13 |
01-19-02 |
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"Damn you, Carl, for leaving me alo... |
PepeLePew13 |
01-19-02 |
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"Barbie went down in Africa" - Fran... |
PepeLePew13 |
01-19-02 |
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 00:10 AM (EST)
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2. ""Swing, You Fat Bastard, Swing!" -- Kevin, TAR" |
(originally nominated by IceCat)
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 00:13 AM (EST)
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3. ""He is three days older than kerosene!" -- Drew, TAR" |
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-11-02, 01:11 AM (EST)
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4. "It was like a conjugal visit - Colby/Survivor 2" |
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-11-02, 01:12 AM (EST)
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5. "This could RIP two people apart -- mandy/ Temptation Island" |
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 01:50 AM (EST)
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8. ""I'm with a boy named Sue and a girl named Kaya" -- Jeff Varner/ Cannonball Run"" |
(Nominated by shakes -- correcting typo.)
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true 9681 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 01:53 AM (EST)
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9. "Good Riddance.../Michael -Love Cruise" |
As Andrea departs the boat, Michael is shown hiding below, muttering (not so quietly) Good Riddance..
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 02:15 AM (EST)
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10. "I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hershey Bar--Colby, S2" |
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idiotcowboy 1135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-11-02, 02:17 AM (EST)
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11. "Puuleeeese - Linda Survivor Africa" |
really set the tone of it all.
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 02:18 AM (EST)
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12. "I will always wave my finger in your face--Alicia, S2" |
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-11-02, 03:16 AM (EST)
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15. "actually..." |
>Besides, wouldn't you be overjoyed if >you had split a secret >reward with someone who was >Jewish and the reward turned >out to be pancakes and >ham. Half of the reward >is automatically yours, not to >mention the pancakes.....actually, Jews can eat all the ham and pork they want. Only Jews that are kosher are restricted in what they can and can't eat. Most jews are NOT kosher so most jews can eat ham. Sorry, just wanted to clear up an all too common misconception.
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 02:34 AM (EST)
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14. "If it's a mental challenge, we're screwed!--Tom, Survivor 3" |
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01-11-02, 02:56 PM (EST)
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16. ""If I had a gun I'd shoot ya" Tom/S3" |
I believe that's how it went? it was funny that's for sure... I believe he said it to Brandon cause he was gay??
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dabo 20247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-02, 01:02 AM (EST)
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53. "Actually" |
Tom said that to Clarence about eating the beans. If he said it to Brandon too then I missed it, but I remember it from the first episode "beangate" episode.
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sleeeve 3456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-17-02, 03:22 AM (EST)
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54. "Correct..." |
...it was never said to Brandon.
You never know what might be up my sleeeve...
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rwj3eb 161 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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01-11-02, 03:03 PM (EST)
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17. "Nicole and i have one thing in common, we're both in love with me. Will Big brother 2" |
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 03:11 PM (EST)
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19. "Boy, my camping trip just went to hell. --Frank, S3" |
(about being paired up with Brandon in the RC)
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ronmimid 26 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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01-11-02, 03:14 PM (EST)
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21. "Hi, gang. - Colby, S2" |
Said to a gang of one - his sweet Mama
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-11-02, 03:32 PM (EST)
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22. "You hurt people........maliciously!/ Anthony to Michael on Love Cruise" |
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BaquaR13 1336 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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01-11-02, 08:13 PM (EST)
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23. ""I will not spell that man's name"" |
Elisabeth Filarski S2
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-11-02, 08:20 PM (EST)
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24. ""There was a little fire in my wooly" - Jeff Varner S:TAO" |
n/t
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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01-11-02, 10:32 PM (EST)
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25. "It ain't about trying, its about being white and jewish" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-11-02 AT 10:33 PM (EST)"It ain't about trying, its about being white and jewish." by me of course, to Jeanette in reference to my refusal to even try and learn how to Salsa. Cmon people, I had a lot of great lines, don't make me nominate all of them myself. I'm starting to feel like the kid in high school who sends himself flowers so his classmates think he has a girlfriend....oh wait, I was that guy. edited to include full text of line since it got cut out by the subject line police
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 10:45 PM (EST)
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27. "This is just like being down in Soho--Drew, TAR" |
Drew's assessment of Paris
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 10:47 PM (EST)
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28. "We hear Bert and Ernie at the entrance--Kevin, TAR" |
(referring to Team Guido)
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 10:50 PM (EST)
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29. "I think my right testicle is rolling around in the streets of Beijing--Drew, TAR" |
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-02, 11:07 PM (EST)
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31. "I hope the cameras can pick up the fear in his eyes,--Jeanette, Love Cruise" |
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-12-02, 00:33 AM (EST)
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32. ""I'm sort of becoming the Chessmaster on this boat" - Michael (Love Cruise)" |
or it was something like that...
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Lancerdude74 165 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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01-12-02, 01:24 AM (EST)
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33. ""There are a lot of things that allow me to be so judgemental" - Will (Big Brother)" |
When Autumn asked him in the final interview what allowed him to be so judgemental of other people. Not sure if it's the exact quote, but it was damn funny...
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Lancerdude74 165 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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01-12-02, 01:26 AM (EST)
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34. ""Congratu-damn-lations" -Monica (BB2)" |
When she voted for Will at the end...
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AyaK 8129 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-02, 02:41 AM (EST)
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35. "We voted off all these beautiful, innocent women and left all the prostitutes.-Nikkole, TI2" |
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dangerkitty 1912 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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01-12-02, 05:28 PM (EST)
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36. "I'm going to take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass - Nick/S3" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-12-02 AT 05:29 PM (EST)I'm going to take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass. Nick/S2 I will never forget that moment. I laughed so hard I didn't hear anything else for several lines.
dangerkitty Goddess of Words
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Jonnycumlately 206 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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01-13-02, 01:02 AM (EST)
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38. "Jisela, get off the ho train!" |
Coral said it to Jisela at the Hamptons when the latter was acting like a big skeezer.
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Jonnycumlately 206 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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01-13-02, 01:05 AM (EST)
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39. "You wanna make me?!" |
Said by Toni to Jeanette. Obviously FOX thinks this is the best line, given how many times the hyped this in the commercials.
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dabo 20247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-13-02, 01:24 AM (EST)
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40. ""I didn't come here to be pushed around by a bartender wannabe actress."" |
"I didn't come here to be pushed around by a bartender wannabe actress," or something close to that: Keith talking about Jerri, Survivor: Australia.
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Survivor Maniac 1177 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-13-02, 08:48 AM (EST)
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42. ""You think you got here on integrity? Don't flatter yourself." " |
Kelly to Mama Kim during S3 final tribal council.
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-14-02, 05:35 PM (EST)
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47. ""Ohhhhhhh my Gawd!" Jerri/Amber on several occasions - S:TAO" |
I almost forgot about this one...
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dabo 20247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-16-02, 01:02 AM (EST)
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50. "I have no use for excess baggage." |
Frank, Survivor: Africa.
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realityluver 267 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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01-16-02, 09:39 AM (EST)
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51. "And I don't care if they heard me! - Tom/Survivor 3" |
When he said his speech about KimJ while voting for Ethan to win. I was laughing about him hushing her, and this final quote just topped it off for me.
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Goober 209 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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01-16-02, 09:25 PM (EST)
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52. "Tom's classic" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-17-02 AT 08:30 PM (EST)"Wut eat ees iz jus Paranoia... aan' Worree-ation" Tom's afterthoughts on Lex's outburst. Note: only works to Tom's voice.
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Scarberian 69 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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01-17-02, 12:35 PM (EST)
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55. ""Pepsi Challenge"" |
When date-less Andy equated The original Temptation Island to the Pepsi Challenge... What a jack @ss!
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kuchakor 126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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01-17-02, 06:14 PM (EST)
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56. ""BLEEEAUGGGHHH!!!" - Jeff Varner, S2" |
Made when he successfully got Tina to throw up the cow's stomach lining (trite?) in the gross fod IC.
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volmel 362 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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01-17-02, 10:17 PM (EST)
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58. "I'm so dis-uh-pointed. Karyn, TAR" |
How many times did poor Lenny have to hear this.
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Java 508 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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01-17-02, 10:39 PM (EST)
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59. ""These flies are like lobsters!" - Drew, TAR" |
...or maybe Kevin?
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Survivor Maniac 1177 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-19-02, 09:35 AM (EST)
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60. ""I'll slit his throat!" Lex-S3" |
Referring to Tom, if he were to backstab Lex.
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Survivor Maniac 1177 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-19-02, 09:38 AM (EST)
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61. ""My gut tells me..." Lex-S3" |
Of course, Lex's gut is not always right.
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