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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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10-25-01, 09:47 PM (EST)
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"AyaK--this one's for you!"
"Osama says before I found this site my love was limited to the beasts of the field, but now I have found many women to subjugate and brutalize. Nice job!"

Apologies for the size of the graphic--this is as small as I could make it without making it illegible. . . Whoever came up with this was a comic genius--but ohhhh. . . the truth behind it hurts. (And don't forget to check out that upper right corner--it's a hoot!)

GT

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 RE: AyaK--this one's for you! LadyT 10-25-01 1
 RE: AyaK--this one's for you! moonbaby 10-27-01 2
 Love it! AyaK 10-29-01 3
   Ooh--those Saudis are so evolved! George Tirebiter 10-30-01 4
       TJ and Sally Hemings AyaK 10-30-01 5
 Too fuggin funny!!!!! VampKira 11-01-01 6

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LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings
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10-25-01, 11:43 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: AyaK--this one's for you!"
LMAO!!!
Thanks for mentioning the corner, I had missed it GT Thats the funniest
It is funny, but sad and true.

Beatrice, get yee to Heaven, heres no place for you maids...and away to Saint Peter's for the Heavens, he shows me where the bachelors sit, and there live we as merry as the day is long -Much Ado About Nothing

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10-27-01, 01:03 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: AyaK--this one's for you!"
This is GREAT! Thanks GT for posting this, I needed a good laugh!
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10-29-01, 06:03 PM (EST)
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3. "Love it!"
Ahh, the perfect site for the Wahhabi Muslem men like Osama. Of course, let's not forget that most of the Saudi males have the view that females only exist to wait on them and bear the children ... I think, in the West, we used to refer to that view as "keep 'em barefoot and pregnant." In the East, it's probably "keep 'em barefoot, pregnant, and hidden."

One thing I learned just recently, in all the new emphasis on the Saudis, is that the Saudi ambassador to the U.S., Prince Bandar bin Sultan, is the illegitimate son of Prince Sultan and a Sudanese slave girl that he owned. Hey, doesn't that remind you of the antediluvian American South?

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10-30-01, 11:29 AM (EST)
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4. "Ooh--those Saudis are so evolved!"
Actually, the first thing that crossed my mind was Thomas Jefferson--that Saudi ambassador is a prince, and Sally Hemmings' descendents are STILL fighting for whatever they think their piece of the pie is. . . I guess the difference is that the Saudis accept the fact that they're owning people, but those danged Americans didn't want to admit to that fact for a few centuries. . .

And unfortunately, I don't think the "barefoot and pregnant" crowd is entirely in the past here, either. . .

Think it's time to send Yoko in undercover? LOL--kill two birds with one stone, so to speak?

MY EARS GETTING TIRED OF LISTENING ALL THE TIME,
THEY'VE BEEN TALKING LOTS OF GARBAGE ALL THEIR LIVES.
AND SUDDENLY THEY DECIDED TO RING ONE BACK,
RING-RING, RING-RING,
MY EARS ARE RINGING LIKE A WARNING.

MY EYES GETTING TIRED OF LOOKING ALL THE TIME,
THEY'VE BEEN TALKING A LOT OF WINKING ALL THEIR LIVES.
AND FINALLY THE DECIDED TO FLASH ONE BACK,
FLASH-FLASH, FLASH-FLASH,
MY EYES ARE FLASHING LIKE A WARNING.

MY NOSE IS GETTING TIRED OF SNIFFING ALL THE TIME,
SHE'S BEEN TAKING KABUL BLUES ALL HER LIFE.
AND SURELY SHE DECIDED TO SNEEZE ONE BACK,
SNEEZE-SNEEZE, SNEEZE-SNEEZE,
MY NOSE IS SNEEZING LIKE A WARNING.

MY BODY'S GETTING TIRED OF TAKING ALL THE TIME,
SHE'S BEEN TAKING LOT OF CORNBALLS ALL HER LIFE.
SUDDENLY SHE DECIDED TO HIT ONE BACK,
BANG-BANG, BANG-BANG,
SHE HITS BACK LIKE A WARNING.

(She hits back like a warning)

RING-RING, FLASH-FLASH, SNEEZE-SNEEZE, BANG-BANG,
SHE HITS BACK LIKE A WARNING.

SHE'S GONNA HIT BACK, (yeah)
SHE'S GONNA KICK BACK, (yeah)
YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU
TILL YOU SEE HER FLASHING. (yeah)

SHE'S GONNA HIT BACK, (yeah)
SHE'S GONNA KICK BACK, (yeah)
YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU
TILL YOU SEE HER HEAD FLASHING. (yeah-yeah)


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10-30-01, 04:58 PM (EST)
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5. "TJ and Sally Hemings"
Interesting comparison --- because I originally appended such a comparison to my post, then removed it since it seemed like overkill. But, since you and I continue to think alike...

Apparently Prince Sultan couldn't have cared less about Bandar and refused to send him to school. But one of Sultan's wives ended up letting Bandar play with her children and setting up lessons for him ... and then Bandar did the rest. The wife pushed for Sultan to meet with his son, and Bandar so impressed Sultan that Sultan decided to treat him equally with his legitimate children.

TJ was a widower, and Sally (his wife's much younger half-sister, whom he "inherited" when Sally's father, TJ's father-in-law, died) was described by contemporaries as very nearly white. In fact, three of her four children lived out their lives as white (the fourth "reclaimed" his slave heritage after the Civil War). But, as you point out, the only allowance that TJ made for them was that he gave them their freedom -- which was more than most U.S. slaveowners did for their slave children.

Thinking of this makes me think of Puddin'head Wilson, one of Mark Twain's bitterly ironic stories, in which the two male children of the slaveowner (one by his wife, one by his maid) look so much alike as babies that the slave mother decides to switch them ... with long-term catastrophic results.

That's patriarchy for you. But it's better than matriarchy, if one of the consequences of matriarchy would be a rise in Yoko's popularity!

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11-01-01, 09:04 AM (EST)
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6. "Too fuggin funny!!!!!"
OMG!! This was hiliarious!! And the thing in the corner!! Buwwwwwaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


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"Just die, Frank..." - Lindsey, S3

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