For those who just want to read it...Accept no false prophets! The Track has given you the 411 on ``Survivor II'' every week and we're not about to let you down now that things are getting reeeeeeally interesting in the Outback.
So if you don't want to know who stays and who goes, please move on. Because we are about to spill the beans on the rest of the season. Right here. Right now.
First off, we told you way back in February - when there were still 12 contestants left - that Newton homegal Elisabeth Filarski would make it into the Final Four. And, of course, she has.
We also correctly predicted every contestant to get the boot going back to Alicia, who was sent packing way back on March 15. Unlike many other reality-show prognosticators, our crystal ball's been working quite well, thank you.
So here goes: Keith Famie, the annoying Michigan chef who can't make rice, will be tonight's victim. Do not believe this so-called online Jesus who says Keith will make it to the final two. The chef's toast.
Let's forget for a moment our always-reliable ``Survivor'' spies, who swear Keith's torch will be extinguished tonight. Just look at the evidence: Colby and Tina are running the show and last week, Colby declared Keith an endangered Outback species.
``This guy's a bozo and I'm tired of dealing with him,'' said the Dallas car customizer.
After Keith joins Alicia, Jerri, Nick, Amber and Rodger on the jury, comes the heartache for you Elisabeth Filarski fans. The Sweetheart of the Barramundi - not to mention our hometown heroine - will bid the Outback bye-bye next week.
Let's face it, it's amazing Lis got this far. The BC grad, who now calls Newton home, is just too darned likeable and since the jury's picking the $1 million winner, it makes sense that Tina and Colby will want to dispense with Miss Teeny Weeny Pink Tankini before the big vote. Because in any Miss Congeniality contest, the gal who called Rodger her ``Outback Daddy'' would rule!
That leaves Tina and Colby to slug it out for the big paycheck. And here is where we get off the bus. Because we don't know who walks off the Outback a millionaire.
According to CBS, the votes cast during the final tribal council were sealed and locked away uncounted. They are to be opened - live - during the season finale May 3.
``(Executive Producer) Mark Burnett and (host) Jeff Probst both say they do not know who the winner is,'' CBS spokesgal Colleen Sullivan told the Track.
Well, if they don't know, how are we supposed to?
File under: The Track Has Spoken.
Whoa...and now I hear that COLBY wins immunity AGAIN!!!
Casezille
I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with you