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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"NOT-SO-SERIOUS Questions for Mike-Shakes"
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09-27-01, 12:05 PM (EST)
 
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"NOT-SO-SERIOUS Questions for Mike-Shakes" |
1--Ok, if you're hangin' with people from the show, you don't REALLY dislike them, do you?2--Why are you wearing Fisherman Joe's ugly hat? 3--Why didn't YOU fall in love with Laura, since every other man did? 4--Does Toni look fat in person, as she does on the TV? 5--Where's the SEX?? Four days out, and no sex yet! Kissies, massagies, but no sex?? What kind of trashy show is this pretending to be??? 6--Did YOU make a "love connection"? 7--Please rate the women in the order you are attracted to them, with 10 being she keeps you up at night thinking about her, to 0 being you can't stand to be in the same room with her: Jeanette --
Gina --
Laura --
Lisa --
Toni --
Melissa --
Tomika (sp?) --
Am I forgetting someone?
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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09-27-01, 01:10 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: NOT-SO-SERIOUS Questions for Mike-Shakes" |
LOL--who knows when/if the clown will bother to answer this--he's either slaving over his Ep. 2 summary or busy "atoning" for things (oops! that would imply a conscience, wouldn't it?!) I bet the rest of us could pitch in to answer your queries in the interim, though!>1--Ok, if you're hangin' with people from the show, you don't REALLY dislike them, do you?
I have doubts that shakes would admit to actually LIKING anyone. . . but I can about guarantee that if they're hanging out together, it's to maximize the odds of being recognized in public. >2--Why are you wearing Fisherman Joe's ugly hat?
He got a free bowl of soup with it. >3--Why didn't YOU fall in love with Laura, since every other man did?
He probably fell madly in love with ALL of them, but wouldn't take a chance on admitting that to anyone (even himself), as it would exponentially increase the odds of having his ego ground into a fine powder. I believe this was all about FAME and MONEY, not necessarily finding a real "love match." >4--Does Toni look fat in person, as she does on the TV?
The camera is supposed to add 10 pounds. My guess is that wouldn't make much difference. But forget the body type--it's the bug-eyes I keep getting scared by! >5--Where's the SEX?? Four days out, and no sex yet! Kissies, massagies, but no sex?? What
>kind of trashy show is this pretending to be???
Yeah! You (like the FUX executives and all their lousy propaganda) claimed it got pretty disgusting! Of course, this isn't exactly cable or pay-TV, so maybe they had to tone it down for censors and the time slot. Maybe he'll surprise us by dropping his pants and showing Dennis Franz' butt before it's all over. >6--Did YOU make a "love connection"?
Given the time he's spent online, I think it's safe to say NO. >7--Please rate the women in the order you are attracted to them, with 10 being she keeps you up
>at night thinking about her, to 0 being you can't stand to be in the same room with her:
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>Jeanette --
>Gina --
>Laura --
>Lisa --
>Toni --
>Melissa --
>Tomika (sp?) --
>Am I forgetting someone?
You're on your own, here--I couldn't begin to figure out shakes' taste in anything. . . except that I'm sure Michael would appear at the top of ANY list! And I think there's an Andrea or something along those lines. You're definitely one short. GT
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Thinking 104 desperate attention whore postings
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09-27-01, 05:36 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: NOT-SO-SERIOUS Questions for Mike-Shakes" |
GT, Thanks for the great answers. You could even be channeling Shakes! (Now, isn't THAT a frightening thought!) Especially this one: <<<>6--Did YOU make a "love connection"?
Given the time he's spent online, I think it's safe to say NO.>> Ouch! LOL! Here's another one: Why does a lawyer from Chicago want to be famous?
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angels1957 2 desperate attention whore postings
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09-28-01, 07:11 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: NOT-SO-SERIOUS Questions for Mike-Shakes" |
it was on the west coast.
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