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"Toni's Got a Squeezebox"
boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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09-26-01, 08:03 AM (EST)
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"Toni's Got a Squeezebox" |
For some reason, The Who's "Squeezebox" keeps running through my head. I had planned on writing the unofficial Love Cruise Sinks theme song, but that will have to wait a bit. So, I'll just do what I do so often, and steal someone else's idea.Toni's Got a Squeezebox Toni's got a squeezebox She wears on her chest When Love Cruise comes on We don't get no rest 'Cause it's playing tonight Yeah, we'll see it tonight Toni's got a squeezebox Darin doesn't sleep at night Well, you can place your bets On how lousy this gets There's no escape from Fox On our t.v. sets 'Cause it's playing tonight Yeah, we'll see it tonight Toni's got a squeezebox Darin doesn't sleep at night Her eyes go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out It's playing tonight The bodies are tight Toni's got a squeezebox Darin doesn't sleep at night She goes, squeeze me, come on and please me I paid a lot for them They're like a long, lost friend Toni's got a squeezebox Darin doesn't sleep at night Her eyes go in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out 'Cause it's playing tonight Yeah, we'll see it tonight Toni's got a squeezebox Darin doesn't sleep at night boomerang
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northernlights 5046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-26-01, 11:57 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Toni's Got a Squeezebox" |
>Her eyes go in and out >and in and out and >in and out and in >and out Too funny Boomerang - great job!
I'm sure I will never hear this song again without having your lyrics in mind. lt
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