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"**********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
LAST EDITED ON 06-25-01 AT 05:55 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 06-25-01 AT 02:59 AM (EST)

Previously, on Blowing the Band:

We see the groupie wannabes shopping.
VolMel: Does this top show off my perky breasts to their best advantage?
Samiam: You don't think this skirt shows too much thigh, do you?
Lady_T: OMG! I LOVE red velvet cake!

Oops. Sorry, wrong show.

Ahem. Previously, on Blowsvivor:
Dalton: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! The Dalton says this; You will EAT or Drink or Swallow whatever is laid before you! The Dalton doesn't care if it is Sleeeve's penis, you will do with it what you're told.
VampKira: Surv.... Mon Cherie......a Vampire NEVER forgets!!!! Capise?? When you least expect it..... EXPECT IT!
RudyRules: I'm not Canadian!

Day 13
The producer treats us to one of those stupid foreshadowing shots of a supposedly relevant animal. In this case, we get to stare at a cave full of bats sleeping. Whoopee.

Finally, the scene cuts to the BB camp. Hey, wasn't BB like the second guy to get booted on S1? No wonder this tribe sucks!
Superman is sitting on a log, making horrible whistling and moaning sounds. Upon closer examination, we can see that his face is almost entirely covered with glue. Upon closer, closer examination, we can see that his lips are glued shut and his nostrils are sealed, except for one tiny hole in his right nostril.
Superman: Mmmmmmm *whistle* mmmm *whistle whistle*.
He suddenly sits bolt upright and we hear VampKira's voice in his head.
VampKira: Oh, my poor, poor Superman. I know you didn't mean it, LOL. Don't worry about me. I've taken care of everything.
The rest of the camp is exceptionally still. The contestants are just starting to wake up.
GT: Ohhhh, my head. I don't remember going to BA's last night, but I've got the worst hang-over of my life.
The other members of the tribe look equally bad, if not worse, particularly Mon Cherie, who really looks like death warmed over. As each of them wake up, they scramble for pairs of Ray-Bans, which have mysteriously appeared during the night. They all shuffle around like zombies for a while. Every now and then, the sharp eye notices flecks of blood here and there. Interesting. Or not.

Meanwhile, over in the AA camp, OFG is cooking breakfast as Dalton comes out of the tent.
OFG: Mornin', Dalton. Want some rice?
Dalton: Let me have my morning peace pipe first.
OFG: Actually, I'm glad we've got some time alone... I've been wanting to talk to you.
Dalton doesn't say anything, but she notices a cloud in the sky, points at it a little bit, and it disappears.
OFG: I know what you're up to. I want in.
Dalton: Dalton doesn't know what you're talking about.
OFG: Your little alliance. Promise to take me to the final three, and I won't tell anyone.
Dalton: Dalton doesn't know what you're talking about.
Dalton leaves hastily, and points at the sky, causing a black cloud to form over OFG's head. It starts pouring on her.
OFG: I knew it. I'm getting better at this spoiling stuff all the time. Now if I can just figure out who Hawkeye is...

Back at BB camp, everyone is still in the tent, wearing heavy clothing and staying out of the sun. The camera pans to some tree-mail and back to the tent several times. Clearly, nobody's up for getting tree-mail.

Back to AA camp again, sleeeve comes back to the camp from trying to spoil the location of the next RC. He's picked up the tree-mail:
Lily, Lily, Lily
Get your pork chops here.
Milli and Vanilli
Greased her from tail to ear.
If you can catch
This wonderful sow
You can be eating
Some bacon right now.
Indubitably.

Everyone is so damned excited, they leave for RC right that second. They get to the beach, which looks suspiciously like the set from Gilligan's Island. Is that the professor over there with a coconut radio? Oops, no. It's just AyaProbe, wondering where the hell the BB's are. Just as he's about to blow a gasket, Supes comes flying in with the rest of his tribe wrapped up in the tent. He dumps it on the ground, and wheezes through his tiny whistle-hole. The BB's manage to stumble out from under the tent. They still look terrible.

AyaK: All right, the tree-mail today didn't really keep anything a secret, did it? Blame the writers' strike. We've brought a great big sow on the set and greased her up. No, not Tamia. Whichever tribe can catch her first gets to keep her.
Just as the challenge is about to start, the sound of military choppers is heard, growing louder and louder. We can also hear strains of Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries." The choppers are clearly coming to the beach, and everyone ducks for as much cover as they can find. The choppers land and a familiar figure steps out, wearing a cowboy hat.
GW (sniffing hand): I love the smell of my palm in the morning!
Dalton: Holy crap.
GW: I've come with a mandrake from the American people to dissolve the ostrich dissertation.
Dalton: Holy crap.
GW spots AyaK and orders his men to fire. Bullets start flying and Supes jumps into the line of fire, deflecting bullets that would surely kill the Ayatollah. Dalton starts yelling, louder each time to be heard over the bullets.
Dalton: Dubya! Dubya! Dubya!
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GW: Hold your fiber! (Everyone stops shooting.) Hey, that's my old speechwriter! How are you, Dalton?
Dalton: I'm fine, Dubya. But we're not hostages. There is no situation to resolve.
GT: And you don't have a mandate, either.
Dalton: Shut up, you. You voted for Buchanan.
GT: Yeah, but I meant to vote for Gore. The ballot was just so confusing.
GW: You're not ostriches?
Dalton: No.
GW: And there's no dissertation to dissolve?
Dalton: No.
GW: All right, men. Missive accomplices. (mutters) Damn, how am I going to get my ratings up now?
GW and his men get back in their choppers and fly away.
AyaK: Okay, then... the challenge. BB's, I'm going to need you to strip down to something a little more revealing. Dubya's not the only one with ratings to worry about.
The BB's all strip down. And promptly burst into flames in the midday sun.
VampKira (swooping in and through the set): Revenge is mine! Ahahahahahahahaha!
AyaK: Wtf?
Superman starts laughing so hard that the glue is dislodged from his nostrils and mouth, flying with incredible force straight into AyaK's ass.
AyaK: Owwwwwwww!
sleeeve: So can we do the challenge now? I've got plans for that pig.
AyaK: No. Apparently, VolMel called her over to the "Blowing the Band" set during the gunfire.
OFG: So we win, right? Supes is the only one BB still alive.
AyaK: No. I declare the BB's the winners.
Dalton: What?!
AyaK: I can't have an entire tribe pulling a Skupin. And declaring them the winners is the only excuse I can think of to bring them back to life.
sleeeve: The spoilers all point to you having Superman reverse time.
AyaK: Yep.
Superman: What's in it for me?
AyaK: To keep VampKira from biting everyone again, you'll have to have sex with her every night until you're booted off the show.
Superman: I'm on it.
And, of course, because sooner or later a writer was going to be desperate enough for a plot device to use the obvious Superman-reversing-time thing, it happens. Fortunately, we don't have to re-watch everything up to this ridiculously illogical point.

Day 14
Well, we're up to the boring middle day. I'll skip all the tedious camp crap. Suffice it to say Supes looks like he's about screwed out and the rest of the BB's just look relieved to be alive and say OMG a lot. There a couple of brief incidents they show over that are ever so slightly more interesting, so I'll report those and then we'll get to the interviews.
A couple of black and white tails are seen bouncing above some bushes and we hear Pepe trying to track down DK.
SChick: Jeez, enough with the hormonal skunk already.
She stalks off into the bushes and pulls Pepe out, and then does her best Alicia impersonation, waving her finger in his face.
SChick: Hey, Odor-Eater! Didn't you ever hear that no means no? You gonna make us hold a candlelight march through camp? Put your willie back in its furry little sheath, or I swear I'm gonna cut it off!
Pepe backs down and SChick storms off.
Pepe: Does anyone else find it tres ironic that the one named Schick has the hairiest legs in the camp?

And over in the BB camp, GT is trying to talk to Svist.
GT: Hey, Svist.
Svist (staring at his finger): Svist isn't here, Mrs. Tirebiter.
GT: Okay, whatever.

And the interviews...
SnoopySucks: Originally, I just came along to keep RR company, and maybe hump a few legs. But I've realized something. These people are complete idiots! Is there anything in the rules that says a luxury item can't win? Because I can outsmart all of these people. Oh, yeah. Just you wait. RudyRules and SnoopySucks. Final two. You can bet the farm on it.
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Superman doesn't say anything in his interview. He just keeps sniffing his fingers and sighing contentedly.
Survivorerist: If I had a little bunny, I'd hold it and keep it and pet it and call it George.
GT: Svist has been looking at me kinda funny today. I hope he's not going to turn into another stalker.

Back in the AA's tent, DK is thanking SChick by giving her a massage with the roller. SChick starts making clucking noises that sound suspiciously like, "Gotta get laid! Gotta get laid!" She rolls over and grabs DK, who furiously tries to get away. She is completely unsuccessful until a certain skunk comes into the tent and pulls the writhing DK off the furiously clucking SChick.
DK: Ooooohhhh, I never noticed what a big, strong skunk you were before.
Bowm-chicka-bow-wow. Insert cheesy 70's porn music here. And, just when things are starting to look interesting, the stupid-ass producer cuts to a commercial.

When we come back from commercial, it is night. The world is seen through that wacky lens that makes all of the contestants look like albinos with shiny red eyes. We see the leaves of some bushes rustling and hear some voices, both female, one an AA, one a BB.
BB: You were magnificent on the beach today. I was so proud.
AA: Do you think anyone suspects?
BB: That we're lesbian lovers?
AA: No. About our alliance.
BB: Of course not, my tribe is far too worried about all the challenges we're losing.
AA: Good. I can't wait for the merge. I'm sick of always being the tough guy.
BB: What say we do a little merging of our own, my Audrey Hepburn-Natalie Wood hybrid?
AA: You read my mind.
The camera zooms in and we're able to see the coupling of the two. Yes! Lesbian porn! Oh, man, wtf? They've put those stupid censor bars over all the naughty bits. Come ON! If I wanted to watch this crap, I'd squint through the wavy lines on the Playboy Channel! Screw this, I'm changing the channel!
<click>
Dabo: All right, Aymelek. Are you ready?
Aymelek: Yes, Dabo.
Dabo: Then let's play... Who Wants to Blow a Millionaire!
Aymelek belly dances.
Dabo: Is that your final contortion?
<click>
Monkeyboy (singing at Central Perk): Pirate cat, pirate cat, what are they feeding you?
<click>
Volmel: My brother-in-law once touched Dolly Parton's boob, so he's given me lots of pointers on how I can get closer to the band. Ah'm gonna win this thang, buhhh-dee.
<click>
Okay, looks like the censor's done. The worst episode ever has moved on to the next day.

Day 15
Finally... with an hour of writing time to spare, we get to the final day. Absolutely nothing of interest happens, aside from IC and TC, so we'll cut right to the chase. Oh, you want tree-mail? Fine:
For immunity tonight,
Answer questions today.
Get too many wrong,
And one of you goes away.
You asked for it. And you wondered why SherpaDave has no entries in the SSC(PY) category? Guess that answered that question, huh?

On to the IC.
AyaK: All right. I'm going to ask questions and you're going to write the answers on those pads that were supplied by Target. First tribe to answer three questions correctly wins.
Superman and RudyRules go first.
AyaK: What company publishes the Superman series?
Supes writes "DC." RR writes "I dunno." 1-0 BB
Next up are GT and Pepe.
AyaK: What number am I thinking of right now?
Both write "7."
AyaK: The correct answer is seven without the French line through the middle of it. Stupid Canadian.
2-0 BB
Next up are Svist and Schick.
AyaK: What is your favorite color?
Schick answers "Blue" (thanks for posting the psych quiz, Kismet). Svist answers "Redrum."
AyaK: The answer we were looking for is red. Close enough, Svist. The Bores win 3-0.
Dalton: Dalton says this is totally unfair.
AyaK: And do you have any other ideas how we can get to the merge with reasonably even numbers? I thought not. Aussies, I'll see you tonight.

Allrighty then. Finally, we get to hear some thoughts on how people might vote tonight. Basically, we see two quick scenes:
Dalton, SChick, RR, and Pepe are meeting.
Dalton: So, we're all agreed on the Texas-Canada alliance?
RudyRules: I'm not Canadian.
Dalton: Whatever.
Dalton, sleeeve, OFG, and DK are meeting.
Dalton: So, we're all agreed on the American alliance?

And then they trudge along to TC. The cloud that Dalton created over OFG earlier is back and bigger and is raining on all of them throughout the walk and during TC.

AyaK: Well, it looks like being inside the studio doesn't guarantee that you can stay out of the rain.
Someone sneezes.
AyaK: Dalton. Are you at all worried that your secret alliance with a member of the other tribe will hurt your chances before the merge?
Dalton: Dalton doesn't know what you're talking about.
AyaK: SChick, are you at all worried about your situation? You really f*cked up the IC.
SChick: Well, I knew I should have picked a different color, but I think I'll be okay.
AyaK: Kitty, are you at all concerned about your lack of face time this episode? Isn't it ridiculous that Sherpa didn't give you more sex scenes?
DK: Well, at first I was really annoyed. But I figure my storyline still needs fleshing out, so I'm safe.
AyaK: All right, let's vote.

Dalton: OFG, you're getting a little too close to figuring out my plan. You've gotta go.
DK: SChick, I'm sorry. I'm just not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
sleeeve: I should really vote with my alliance. But Dalton's had way more face time than anyone else, and that's the best spoiler information I have this week.

AyaK brings out the votes.
AyaK: First vote is for Dalton. Second vote is for SChick. Third vote is for SChick. Two votes for SChick, one vote for Dalton. Fourth vote is for OFG. Fifth vote is for Dalton. Two votes for SChick, two votes for Dalton, one vote for OFG. Sixth vote is for Dalton. Three votes for Dalton.
Finally, he pulls out the last vote. Is the suspense killing you?
AyayK: And we have a tie. No, we don't. I'm just kidding. Last vote is for Dalton. Dalton, bring me your head shot. The tribe has spoken.
Dalton storms up to AyaK and nearly beheads him with her 8x10.
Dalton: Dalton can't believe this! Dalton TOLD SherpaDave that she was in the Final Two! Dalton told all the writers she was in the Final Two! Dalton's going to kill a certain Sherpa!
She storms offstage, and we hear the sounds of SherpaDave being brutalized.

Votes shown during credits:
OFG: Dalton, you should have taken my offer. We could have gone all the way to the Final Three with GT.
Pepe: SChick, you need to stay away from my woman.
RudyRules: I am not Canadian! I am Quebecois! Stupid Dalton, trying to unify the independent sovereignty of Quebec with the hated Canadiens!
SChick: Dalton, I smelled someone on your breath today. And if SChick's not getting any, Dalton's not getting any.

Final voice heard as the credits end:
Dalton: Hey, VolMel. Does Lily like Sherpa testicles? Because I've got some fresh ones I could toss in her trough...


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... George Tirebiter 06-25-01 1
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... VampKira 06-25-01 2
 Oh Dear Gawd... IceCat 06-25-01 3
   Voting AyaK 06-25-01 8
       RE: Voting Lady_Electra 06-25-01 15
   RE: Oh Dear Gawd... SherpaDave 06-25-01 14
       RE: Oh Dear Gawd... IceCat 06-25-01 22
           RE: Oh Dear Gawd... George Tirebiter 06-25-01 23
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... aymelek 06-25-01 4
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Kismet 06-25-01 5
   That's why he's a Sherpa! PepeLePew13 06-25-01 6
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... dabo 06-25-01 7
 Waaah!!!! *SNIFFLE!* SOB!!!! ItzLisa 06-25-01 9
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... dangerkitty 06-25-01 10
   RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... LadyT 06-25-01 27
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Drive My Car 06-25-01 11
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Survivorchick 06-25-01 12
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Ronnet 06-25-01 13
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Outfrontgirl 06-25-01 16
   RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... SherpaDave 06-25-01 17
       RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Survivorerist 06-25-01 18
   RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... George Tirebiter 06-25-01 19
       RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Outfrontgirl 06-25-01 20
           RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... SherpaDave 06-25-01 21
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... RudyRules 06-25-01 24
   RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... George Tirebiter 06-25-01 25
       RudyRules pic AyaK 06-25-01 28
           RE: RudyRules pic George Tirebiter 06-26-01 31
   RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Lady_Electra 06-25-01 29
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... moonbaby 06-25-01 26
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... idiotcowboy 06-25-01 30
   RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... George Tirebiter 06-26-01 32
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Outfrontgirl 06-26-01 33
   RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... SherpaDave 06-26-01 34
       RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... George Tirebiter 06-26-01 35
 RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR E... Superman 07-01-01 36

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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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06-25-01, 02:55 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Slurpee. . . this is SO wrong. . . I'm sorry you won't be around to read your other reviews, but I suspect that someone's having a Texas-sized barbeque tomorrow, and you're the main course!

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2. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Great Episode, Dave!! *clapping*
As long as Supe continues to... ahem.. distract me.. I will hold of on any further revenge... maybe...That TART is still there after all.....

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3. "Oh Dear Gawd..."
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This can't be good... Nice knowin' yah, SD...

Good episode Dave. Thanks for throwing in all the channel flipping... makes it almost seem like the real way I watch TV.

I think that you did a brilliant job of capturing my character although I think that you were a little off the mark with the 'cellpadding="10"' remark. It's just 'not me.'

Oh, one other thing...

Ayak has started keeping track of who voted for whom...

Could you please post an update as to who voted for each person?

Thanks.



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The votes are all there, IceCat. I'm posting the update to the table right now.

SD, great episode! I particularly loved the "Florida election" sequence with George W., giving GT and Dalton their wish without taking all of BlowsVivor into hanging chad land.

No enduring alliances have formed yet, and we're five episodes into BlowsVivor! Can the BBs come back to merge at even strength? Or will the AAs hold it together for one more IC and dominate at the merge? And how hungry is everyone getting, especially after losing out on the greased pig challenge? Anyone for a meatball sandwich?

Well, that's enough from me for this time. All that glue makes my butt feel like Dicque Hatch is after me; I need to go back to the hotel and soak in the tub, while the forces of nature rage around the AAs all night.

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>>Well, that's enough from me for this time. All that glue makes my butt feel like Dicque Hatch is after me; I need to go back to the hotel and soak in the tub, while the forces of nature rage around the AAs all night.<<

LMAO!!!! Oh AK!! hee hee, better make that a tub of acetone!!
(Lady Electra.....The lighter side of VampKira)

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14. "RE: Oh Dear Gawd..."
Actually, Ice Ice Baby, that cellpadding of ten WAS you. I pulled the code directly from one of your posts. I believe it was a single cell table, though, and you were just using it to frame your text nicely. I wouldn't swear to it, but I think it was the Supes/Kryptonite post.


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22. "RE: Oh Dear Gawd..."
Damn... you are good!

Smart ass!



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23. "RE: Oh Dear Gawd..."
>Damn... you are good!
>Smart ass!

Heeheeheeheehee! He said "ass!"


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4. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Great summary, Slurpee!

BTW, did I win?

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5. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Oh Davey! ROFLMAO! You are a very, very brave man! Now, go hide yourself well before Dalton sees this!

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hey, being a Sherpa sure comes in handy in case he needs to run for his life!

that was a great story, the hard work and effort you put into it is evident, Dave! Future writers are going to have massive shoes to fill after your episode (and BA's and OFG's and Supe's)...


Edited: Out, damned typo!

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7. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Shucks, this ruins my zero for whatever voting record! Funny stuff, dude, but now I have to make up things to aymelek ... Hey, Thanks! Back to the drawing board...

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9. "Waaah!!!! *SNIFFLE!* SOB!!!!"
LAST EDITED ON 06-25-01 AT 10:58 AM (EST)

WAAAAAAHHH!!!!! (*throws head back with big phlegmy sobs*) Dalton's gonna kill Dave!!!!! Booooo hoooooo!!!! (weep!) Poor Sherpa's a g-g-GONER!!!! (*GASP!*) And then Dalton'll be heading to Monkeyboy Island with the rest of us...and she's pissed!!! (*begins looking for a hiding place...*)

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10. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Oh Sherpa!

This had sooo many great moments! I loved the channel- switching, the Dubya word-mangling, the GT Florida ballot jab, Dalton as GW speechwriter(!), the inclusion of our other beloved SB posters, the Dalton cloud-pointing, the fixed IC, oh and so much more.....like the "sex scenes" line at TC *wink*.....

But oh my....how it ended....you brave, evil man!!! I have to say, I love Dalton....but you pulled off the "gotcha" and I am ROFLMAO and applauding you! I love you, Sherpa!!!

And I love you, too, Dalton, and I'll sure miss you....


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27. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
DK said everything I wanted to say. Great ep, worth waiting for. *I* also loved the inclusion of Dubya. Of course, now I feel like watching Apocalypse Now.

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11. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Dave is a very brave man.
Good job!
I think these are gonna get tougher to write as time goes on.

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12. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Great Job Dave!

Phew!...I survived another episode.

Oh, Dalton! We will miss you dear. Now the AAs will never win another challenge without you to push us along. *sniff <SChick mourns Dalton's departure but is secretly glad that it wasn't her>

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13. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Oh my - I hope the Dalton thunder cloud doesn't pour out over all of us.

Great work Dave and I has been real nice to have known you...


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16. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
As I told you at the bar Dave, I'm mega-impressed. Not only howlingly funny and full of great plot moves but pulled so many hanging chads together... GW's malapropisms were magnificent and I loved that he was playing cowboy with a crisis that long ago hit the archives. Next he'll be saving Kuwait.

I waited long enough to post that Dangerkitty and others already listed my fave parts, but have to say that Svist pulling a Shining was simply chilling, and I look forward to seeing how this new whatever-it-is between him and GT evolves.

You know, everyone's warning you about the wrath of Dalton, but I suspect Itz will soon soothe her and she'll settle into happy retirement on MonkeyIsland. (Hey, and what was up with making me vote for her? Now I'm up ##### creek with you. I wanted to vote for....well, nevermind.)

It's GT you'd better be watching out for, Dave. You left her one gratuitous lesbian sex scene to the good but her beautiful cross-tribal alliance in tatters, her presidential vote uncounted, her next best ally demonically possessed...

And I believe she has an episode to write soon. I'm pretty sure there's no rule that says writers can't be clicked into an episode, everyone else seems eligible, so why not?

One last thing, OFG's starting to get bummed that all she ever does is spoil and play the alliance game, while everyone else's getting all this erotic action. Sheesh, the only one to molest her was Skierdude!


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17. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
One last thing, OFG's starting to get bummed that all she ever does is spoil and play the alliance game, while everyone else's getting all this erotic action. Sheesh, the only one to molest her was Skierdude!

Hear that, Svist? OFG needs some action! Time to start editing that episode that we all know you already have written. We wanna see OFG get some!


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18. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
LAST EDITED ON 06-25-01 AT 04:40 PM (EST)

Sorry guys...but ofg doesn't get any in episode 6. And I'm too lazy to change it now, after it's all been done. All the spots for action-getters have already been filled. Maybe ofg could ask ICB to give her some nice scenes.

If I do change anything, it'll be just to make it better so I can follow up your great show!

Wow, great ep sherpie! Loved the channel surfing!

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Just go straight, and you'll be on your way."
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19. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
>It's GT you'd better be watching out for, Dave. You left her one gratuitous lesbian sex
>scene to the good. . .
Hey--I don't recall any definitive indication of WHO was involved in that scene! It is common knowledge that GT just doesn't have any interest in any relationship that might involve substitute genitalia. . . No plastic for this natural woman, no sir-eee!

And for the record--my county did NOT use the oft-maligned punch card ballots! I knew just where my greasy black pencil was voting--and It WASN"T for any lamebrain right wingnut! It just irks me that these scab writers seem to mess up at least one important fact about me in EVERY episode!

Sheesh!

GT

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20. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
>>Hey--I don't recall any definitive indication of WHO was involved in that scene

Well, OFG feels quite confident in her 'outing' of the inter-tribal alliance, and I believe Dalton's vote for OFG confirms that the spoiler was too close for comfort. (Although Sherpa should take a look at his dialogue and recall that it's Dalton who's the Natalie Wood looker, and she's not a BB.)

>>It is common knowledge that GT just doesn't have any interest in any relationship that might involve substitute genitalia. . . No plastic for this natural woman, no sir-eee!

This might be a good time for OFG to state she feels the same way. She was starting to worry after Sherpa's post that she didn't make it clear she likes MEN--not that there's anything wrong with plastic... Also, OFG would never merge with a certain vampire's superhero hunk--NEVER, so don't even think about it ICB. No not sisterly loyalty, just survival instinct.

Surv, upon further consideration of the way these action scenes have been going, I'm quite happy to stay U-t-R, fine with me.

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21. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Thanks for pointing out the BB/AA mix-up, OFG. Corrected.


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24. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
"I am not Canadian, nor am I Quebecois!" LOL
Duck Snoop, it's Vamp! <Swatting madly with my Cnadian flyswatter but missing because of the 6 inch holes. (Canadians are very polite, don't want to risk hurting a fly.)

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25. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
>"I am not Canadian, nor am I Quebecois!" LOL
Then WHATINTHEHELL ARE YOU?!! As I recall, the sig pic was YOUR idea, RudyRules! . . . Was that maple leaf flag and headgear a lapse in your thinking? Perhaps you chose that after watching a Dudley Do-Right marathon? (you really shouldn't let SnoopySucks dictate the television fare. . .)

'fess up, RR--who are you REALLY, and what is your agenda here? . . . .


GT
(who presently finds things to be paranoid about in everything she sees and hears. . .)

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28. "RudyRules pic"
>>"I am not Canadian, nor am I Quebecois!" LOL
>Then WHATINTHEHELL ARE YOU?!! As I
>recall, the sig pic was YOUR idea, RudyRules! . .
>. Was that maple leaf flag and headgear a lapse
>in your thinking? Perhaps you chose that after watching a
>Dudley Do-Right marathon? (you really shouldn't let SnoopySucks
>dictate the television fare. . .)

Paranoia has its place, but not this time ... here is where the sig pic initially appeared. Notice the comment:
http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/DCForumID18/34.shtml#54

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31. "RE: RudyRules pic"
You know what? I was all primed to have my curiosity sated. . . waited for that horrendously HUGE page to load (what is it? like almost 70 posts worth of graphics?!). . . and I STILL don't have a clue what was going on in that man's head!!!

WHERE is he really from?! and what is he thinking most of the time? Truly a mystery for the ages.

Or at least until something more interesting comes along.


GT

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29. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
>>Duck Snoop, it's Vamp! <Swatting madly with my Canadian flyswatter but missing because of the 6 inch holes.> <<

Swattin' at me?? Ohhh that is a baaaaaad, baaad, thing!

*adds RR to her list!! and his little dog too! heeeheheheheh!


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26. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Let's hear it for the Everest climbing, no oxygen cannister breathin' talent havin' SHERPA!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOO!! Great job, Dave!!
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30. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Dave,

... and I already had the GT/Dalton immunity jello wrestling death match all planned out

Seriously, nice work.

-ICB

cowboy almost on the clock and the pressures mounting... hey Sir, take your time

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32. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
>... and I already had the GT/Dalton immunity jello wrestling death match all planned out
What IS it with you boys and your desire to see naked women grappling?!! And you, of all people, idjit. . . *faith shaken*

And to think I was just going to do my part to help AK bump some threads. . . I certainly didn't expect to find another admission of this kind of perversion here. . .

Okay, Aya--I never was one for any of that disco crap. . . but. . . . BUMP!

GT

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BUMP!
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34. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Well, if being bumped simultaneously by OFG and GT hasn't long been a fantasy of mine, I don't know what has.


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>Well, if being bumped simultaneously by OFG and GT hasn't long been a fantasy of mine,
>I don't know what has.
Watch out, Slurp--I can now chastise you for your dirty old man tendencies without fear of retribution!


GT

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36. "RE: **********OFFICIAL BLOWSVIVOR EPISODE 5***** "Ch-ch-changes" "
Great episode Dave! I was re-reading and realized that I hadn't posted to it and then.....well I felt like an ass. So now, I'm bumping it and oddly enough...I feel like an ass, anyway.

Nice work!


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