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"Non-cast-members: a call to arms!"
Hatched 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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05-23-01, 09:11 AM (EST)
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"Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-23-01 AT 09:16 AM (EST)Hi. Let me introduce myself. My name is Hatched, and I have been spawned from an avid SB poster and spoiler, disgusted and disenfranchised by Shakes ridiculous attempt to rule the world (or this small one as a launching pad). After 2 weeks of misery following the casting announcements – my bones rattling, my broken heart howling out to the heavens or anyone who would listen, my soul crushed to the core, my very bowls dead – the dirge of solitude, the Hamlet of my consciousness thoroughly unpregnant of cause ….. UNTIL NOW! Reborn I am, with a purpose more potent than creating a silly internet game show. My goal, every essence of my being, is now focused on one thing and one thing only: to destroy the clown. No longer will I play the SB game of patting the sad, insecure clown on the back, overlooking his flaws, attempting to see the poor lost child behind his many tirades. No, no. Now I see with new eyes the truth behind the clown and his game. Call me the Mole, call me Stacey Stillman, call me an angry queer, call me Dateline NBC, or, if you would be so kind…… just call me Hatched. Let me begin by taking note of the two lamentable failings of Shakesvivor before it has even begun. 1) First and foremost, it is appalling that the good name of Superman has been defiled by his willing participation in Shakesvivor. Superheroes don’t play silly games. Until now. What a sad day this is! 2) Overall casting. I was oh-so-close (in my previous identity) to suggesting that Shakes use a woman to assist in the casting, which of course would have fashioned a balanced, interesting cast. Instead what we have is the Shakes fan club – a combination of “Good Old Boys” and “Chicks,” about as balanced as a Keith Famie meal. While many members will be great on the cast, they are of the same mold, and will thus be snoozers as a group (with a few exceptions to be discussed in future posts). What Shakes possesses in clever writing technique, he lacks in big picture visionary savvy. (Feel free to add to the list in this thread). So that we are not all thoroughly bored in the off-season, I'd like to invite others to join me in BASHING this game, if you can call it that. Many of you have mentioned that you are feeling blown-off, not a part of, and disenfranchised by Shakes' negligence. I say, STAND UP, FIGHT THE POWER, and let's have some fun ripping this thing apart every week. Come S3, I'll go back to my same old sad spoiler self......until then, Let the games begin!
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 10:17 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Woo Hoo!" |
Kis you crack me up! What the hell, count me in. I can't say that I've felt "blown off" by the Shucksvivor thing, but I can say that I've been bored with the amount of topics that are only about the game. So, we make our own new topics and in the meantime bash away! *puts on her flame suit and gloves* mistofleas
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Pendragon 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-23-01, 10:38 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
First of all, let me introduce myself. I have been watching in the shadows of this board since S2, and have decided to throw my hat into the ring of posters.I have been a big fan of Shakes since his days working Vaudville with his now defunct partner, Emo the frog faced boy. However this recent foray into "reality television" is a big mistake. If I thought he could handle it with the honor and dignity due such a respected genre, I could keep silent. But I can't. So I say, rip it to shreads. Tear him a new one. Don't stop flaming until he is reduced to ashes with nothing more than a fire retardant wig and the smell of burnt grease paint remains wafting through the air. Man this is gonna be fun. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Pendragon 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-23-01, 02:21 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: HOLD IT!!!!! " |
>Let's give the damn Clown a chance before we become an angry >mob and SB becomes know for its vigilante extremeists. And do >any of us want to see innocent clowns get hurt in the throws of >mob mentality simply because they're clowns? I think not!!!!! Couple of points here: #1 Never. And I repeat, never give a clown a chance. I learned that lesson the hard way, and it cost me the love of my life, and the vision in my left eye for twenty-four hours. Someday I might tell that story but for now... #2 Yes. We want to see clowns hurt. One might even go so far as to say that the entire purpose of a clown is to see them hurt. How many people would go to a circus to see clowns playing nice and hugging one another all of the time (I mean outside of clown porn)? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The pen is mightier than the sword.
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 10:45 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-23-01 AT 10:56 AM (EST)Damn! Aren't YOU all a pack of whiny-ass, jealous, loser-wanna-be-a-desperate-attention-whore poopy-heads? No offense, of course! -- desert_rhino "I've been a bad, bad boy^H^H^Hdesperate attention whore!"
Edited to add disclaimer...
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-23-01, 10:57 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
>>Pendragon <<<1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" OMG <click!> Are you related to MY former identity, Lady Electra Pendragon???? w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-23-01, 11:11 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
>>and trace our ancestry back to Roland Pendragon, King Arthur's second cousin and inventor of the snide remark.<<Ahhhhh.. The we ARE related! I was the love child of King Arthur Pendragon. However when it was discovered, I was banned to the land of darkness and transformed into a Vampire, so I changed my name and left the shame of Electra Pendragon's illigitamacy behind..... w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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Pendragon 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-23-01, 10:58 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
>Damn! Aren't YOU all a >pack of whiny-ass, jealous, loser-wanna-be-a-desperate-attention-whore >poopy-heads? Query. I knew Shakes liked it rough, but just how far is your horn wedged up his... well you know what I mean. You're a shill. You've sold out to the man. You have sold your immortal soul to a white faced, floppy-shoed devil for your fifteen seconds of fame. You should be ashamed! We all should. BTW, I hear that mineral water can remove those smelly brown stains from horns. Just a tip. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The pen is mightier than the sword.
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 11:17 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
I think I love you...will you marry me? mistofleas
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 11:50 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
Well, I'm sure we can work something out in the "size" department! *wink* As far as the "flaming idiots" come on...you're a dragon! How much more flaming can you get? Not that I'm calling you an idiot mind you! mistofleas
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 02:26 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
I know...itsn't Pendragon dreamy! *giggles like a schoolgirl* Hey....pass him this note during study hall will ya? mistofleas
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Ronnet 1734 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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05-23-01, 03:05 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
>I know...itsn't Pendragon dreamy! *giggles like >a schoolgirl* >Hey....pass him this note during study >hall will ya? I gave it to him misto - hope you hear from him...
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BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-23-01, 11:32 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
Nice sig pic, Pendragon, it's so...Blue. BlusavanaGod bless the Army! Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!
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Pendragon 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-23-01, 04:24 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: A Mighty welcome to Pendragon" |
>It's about time you did more >than hover around here. >You're witty observations on the >sad reality of Shakes and >his minions will add alot >to our fun. > >By the why, did you notice >Rhino's horn is new. >Ya think he got a >horn enlarger to help seduce >the clown? Shakes has minions? Do they all ride in the same car? I read in the interview that he had a thing for midgets. A crazed clown with a herd of midget minions...I think there is a blockbuster movie script in there somewhere. No, Rhino's horn isn't new. He picked up a strap-on edition from the Adam and Eve summer catalog. $14.99 plus shipping and handling. Not that I was looking for one for myself... I read it for the articles... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The pen is mightier than the sword.
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 11:43 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
Ooops, my mistake. Kiss and make up? *holds out her arms* mistofleas
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-23-01, 11:56 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
>>1) First and foremost, it is appalling that the good name of Superman has been defiled by his willing participation in Shakesvivor. Superheroes don’t play silly games. Until now. What a sad day this is!<<Awwwww, now c'mon..You are correct about one thing though.. Superheroes don't play games.... They WIN them! *sniiiif* w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 12:06 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
Vampy, what say you, me, supe and David Letterman all get together tonight for a little "SuperGlue" party!! *sniiff* mistofleas
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-23-01, 12:10 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
WooHoo Misto! Sounds like a party to me! Let's do it at Dave's place.. I hear he has an AWESOME hot tub! ( and you know what they say... You get a buzz alot quicker in a hot tub!) *wink* w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 12:14 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
Yeah but Dave has a lousy catering service and I get the munchies pretty hard. How about Supes Fortress O'solitude? He's got a hot tub and I'm itching to see how he's redecorated the "dark room" for you. mistofleas
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Dakota 5643 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 01:52 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Poopy-Heads" |
Geez, Rhino, I just spent ten minutes constructing a meaningful dialogue on the topic and you had already summed it up in one hyphenated word. Man you're good.
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not shakes 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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05-23-01, 01:08 PM (EST)
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24. "Where do I sign up?" |
I'm with you Hatched! Screw the clown and his stupid show! I've been planning to ruin this show all along, now its good to see some other people have the same intentions.And BTW, I've seen teh first 5 episodes.....can you say "YAWN"...the show sucks and I wouldn't be surprised if it is cancelled halfway through its run. This crap is gonna ruin the Clown, which is the one silver lining in this whole bucket o' shit! SCREW SHAKES!
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Dakota 5643 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-23-01, 02:05 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Expect sabotage attempts" |
I'm not even a cast member and they're trying to throw me off the thread! Can I help it if I have a thing for big red noses and soft cuddly rhinos? We all have our dreams! (And don't make me call the pack out to take you down.) Grrrrrrrr..........
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Minstrel 422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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05-23-01, 02:22 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Expect sabotage attempts" |
Ah, nice "sig and pic" Pendragon! Can this be what was commonly referred to in a famous movie as:antidisestablishmentasantarianism? Perhaps, but then we do have: hornicopioustransiencement. Of course, theres: ffffftweeffftpfffffttf (oops, my lip slipped on the flute!) Pericontinentialistically speaking, what spins on a pole can be both satisfying and enlightening. What actually happens is: neuroelectrosynapsis dysfunctional permutations of nanosecond pulses emasculating each other into oblivious harmonial bliss triggering muscular hyperextensions and potential thoraxal bellows and exagerated sudden and random bodily partitions to frantically flail. In other words, ROFLMAO!!!!! Can I get a G sharp cord?
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Irisheyes 276 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-23-01, 04:05 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Expect sabotage attempts" |
Hatched, Pendragram, This Irish Lass is in love with you. I am so damn sick and tired of this attention whore mongrel, I am about to stick my head in the oven with the gas on, smoking a Marlboro Light!
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BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-23-01, 04:08 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Expect sabotage attempts" |
Lass you do have a way with words! *hug* Don't stick ur head in the oven unless ur checking on dinner sweetie! BluHaHaGod bless the Army! Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!
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Hatched 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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05-23-01, 04:16 PM (EST)
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51. "Turn off the oven......" |
and get over to Camp Poopy Head. We need some tough soldierettes with cigarettes, so bring some extra Marlboro lights. On second thought, leave the oven on - we may be roasting a clown soon.
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Hatched 14 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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05-23-01, 04:42 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: Yippeeee!" |
Hey Pendragon, I believe Camp Poopy Head is only a couple miles by foot from Camp Borneobores. Maybe we can go for a hike. Ya think the clown will be there? I was thinking we wouldn't be roasting for months, but maybe I was wrong. With clown, I'd have to say I prefer rice, white rice, and perhaps some beef jerky as an appetizer.
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Pendragon 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-24-01, 04:11 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: Yippeeee!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-24-01 AT 04:21 PM (EST)>>When I was a kid, I >>was always the one at >>the bottom of the pile. > > >And we are sure that you >liked it that way. >{dimples} > >-- desert_rhino Wow. Since this is my first time posting, I guess I have alot to learn about the regulars. I didn't know you were into such things Rhino. I hate to admit it, but I thought the Rhino suit was just an eccentricity, not a full-fledged fetish. Sorry big guy, but what I was talking about was how fat kids in school would get dogpiled by classmates because they thought it was funny to see us cry. That's all we want. we want to see the clown cry. Is that so much to ask? I can't wait to see the clown crying big, black, mascara running down his cheeks tears. And if you want to lump yourself in with the Devil Clown, be my guest, but I think the dogpile is gonna get big and there is ample room for a big guy in a rhino suit. Woo Hoo! Nutin' but luv fer ya! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The pen is mightier than the sword.
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BluSavana 694 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-24-01, 04:24 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: Yippeeee!" |
May I admire you today, Mr. Pendragon? Tanks, I knew you wouldn't mind =) BluSavana God bless the Army!
Stop eye-balling me Recruit Lemon!
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Play2Survive 270 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-23-01, 02:12 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
Ok. Count me in. I just read Cher's thread.....very good points by all. Sure, I questioned Shakes casting at first, but we know what he goes for.....mockable characters, lesbian opportunities, evil. Perhaps, despite Shakes' very mean introductions of cast members, not being cast was a compliment of sorts. I'm looking forward to the summaries, and like a good spoiler, I can't wait to point out all of their flaws. But like Lisa and Misto have said.....let's be nice (well, as nice as Shakes is) and have fun.
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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05-25-01, 05:05 AM (EST)
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63. "RE: Well....it's about time the Mob/Protestors showed up!!!" |
I'm just thrilled and delighted to see so many SB persons of such intelligence and humor gathered here to "do whatever it takes" to spoil, bash and generally tear the glitz and glamour away from the dirth of "reality teevee". The Bent Dragon fella seems pretty determined....WTG!! However....word to the wise "Hatched" is a trouble maker!! Oh yes, don't say you weren't warned.....Dickque wantabees have always resented the Clown; or is that "resembled" the Clown....anywhoo, I only stopped in cause Zap2it reported that you guys and gals were dumping on the CAST members!!! But now that I see it's only Shakes....hey; have fun!!! And, YES, it does kind of suck big time that the ones chosen to be IN the Shakesvivor Show are the "unlucky" bunch!!! (I mean if I have to hear one more "Smile dammit; you're on camera."...I'll implode! Now I know why LisLis cried so darn much!!!) Dalton
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05-23-01, 02:58 PM (EST)
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45. "To Hatched" |
I have news for you about Shakes but need to be discreet. Please email me at Monasweet@aol.com. I will tell you what I know.
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Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-01, 12:44 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
Well, just when I was starting to have bad childhood memories of not being allowed to join in the reindeer games, I find a group of bashers to join. Woohoo! And judging from the size of Pendragon's...ahem...flame...I think I'll end up on the list of swooning females too. ;)
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Pendragon 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-25-01, 05:45 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Non-cast-members: a call to arms!" |
Well, just when I was starting to have bad childhood memories of not being allowed to join in the reindeer games, I find a group of bashers to join. Woohoo! Welcome. When it's all over, all that will be left is this: And judging from the size of Pendragon's...ahem...flame...I think I'll end up on the list of swooning females too. Thanks for noticing. The secret is over-consumption of grain alcohol. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The pen is mightier than the sword.
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