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"Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule"
SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-01, 01:43 AM (EST)
 
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"Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
I received further contact from my source inside the cast of Shakesvivor today. My contact indicated not only personal frustration, but anger brewing in most of the cast. Why? Because Shakesvivor is a scam.Apparently, Shakes was able to cash in on the popularity of reality TV and sell the concept of Shakesvivor to SeeB.S. for a huge sum of money up front. He has since been using that cash, not to produce the Shakesvivor series as he promised, but rather to produce clown porn. Don't believe it? Have a look. My contact was able to smuggle this and many other pictures out to me. I shall post one a day until the clown sees fit to spend the money producing the show he promised to produce. 
Let this be considered a warning shot across the bow. My leak and I will do everything in our power to get this damned show back on track. You, too, can do your part, by posting the following insignia wherever you think it might do some good. 
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-01, 03:08 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
Evil clown sighted at a hooker convention...Nice face shot shakes!
 
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-01, 01:07 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
This somehow transcends horror.But still, I find this picture strangely compelling? Could it be the look of unabashed joy on the confined clown's face? Could it be the symolism of the budding flower trying to, against all logic and reason, break free from the constraints attempting to extinguish its fragile spirit? Oops - I think that's a horn and not a flower but I can't think of a reasonable argument for the horn - sorry! Maybe the clown represents the inner child in all of us as we struggle to retain our impish nature as the confines of adulthood force us into urban, corporate bondage? Or yet again, perhaps it's just a horny, twisted little clown. We may never know.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-01, 05:06 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
>>EVERY aspect of this thresd is SOOOOO WRONG!!
-- JV<<I heard that!!!!!  
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-01, 10:07 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
>Maybe you are alergic to your mascara, you know it happens sometimes.
>Once my eyes got all itchy and stuff from some new mascara. Because
>you know I don't think that having your eyes bleed like that is a healthy thing.
Bug, I was wondering about this, too. . . I thought it wa s maybe a sleep deprivation thing, but the allergy makes more sense.Vamps--if your eyelashes and eyebrows suddenly disappear, I think it's pretty conclusive. I knew a girl in high school who had that problem, and she even had to quit wearing her contacts 'til it all cleared up. And trust me--as scary as all that blood is, you don't want to go the route of having to draw on eyebrows. . . Now THAT is scary! Just picture yourself as one of those shriveled-up WWII era ladies who have their bridge club meetings at the country club while their hubbies drink their way around the golf course. Whew! You go that route, and the next thing you know, you'll be sporting a wad of pink hair like cotton candy! (I actually saw one of those at WalMart last week--discussing which shade of "strawberry blonde" she should pick. . . I wanted to say, "It's frickin' PINK, lady--nothing blonde about it!!! Look in a mirror once, why dontcha!". . . but alas, I internalized all my nastiness. . .) Then again, maybe the cotton candy look WOULD be appropriate to Shakesvivor. . . I bet the circus theme would appeal to the clown!
GT
Hey, Slurpee!!! MORE PIX!!!
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 00:19 AM (EST)
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>>>And trust me--as scary as all that blood is, you don't want to go the route of having to draw on eyebrows. . . Now THAT is scary! Just picture yourself as one of those shriveled-up WWII era ladies who have their bridge club meetings at the country club while their hubbies drink their way around the golf course. Whew! You go that route, and the next thing you know, you'll be sporting a wad of pink hair like cotton candy! (I actually saw one of those at WalMart last week--discussing which shade of "strawberry blonde" she should pick. . . I wanted to say, "It's frickin' PINK, lady--nothing blonde about it!!! Look in a mirror once, why dontcha!". . . but alas, I internalized all my nastiness. . .)<<<Oh GT! You always give me a laugh when I read your posts..LOL.. and sometimes, *shudder* disturbing images!!! "Beauty school drop out.. Hangin' around the corner store, Beauty school drop out...It's about time you knew the score. You should have gone for your diploma, and joined a steno pool, turn in your teasing comb and go back to high school..... " LOL.. When I read your post I thought of that Frankie Valli song, and "Frenchy" from the movie Grease!!!!
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 01:53 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
AAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!
*runs screaming*
I don't wanna be a icky old Vampire!
AAACCCCCCCCKKKKK!*plots nasty, painful revenge* Seems to be that that particular Vamp... thingy... is holding a delicious looking candied apple, GT... Doesn't it look yummy? Mmmmmmmmm. Why don't you have a bite or two.. I am sure she wouldn't mind... LMAO to the Rose Marie bow! Christ! I never did "get" that.
"Hey Sally!!! You wanna know why you can't get a date, have never been married, or why even Buddy never gave you a second glance???? It's because of that STOOPID bow fer crissakes!!!"
w.l.s.f.c.
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 02:06 AM (EST)
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>Seems to be that that particular Vamp... thingy... is holding a delicious looking
>candied apple, GT... Doesn't it look yummy? Mmmmmmmmm. Why don't you
>have a bite or two.. I am sure she wouldn't mind...
hehehehehehehehe. . . if I can stop laughing so hard, I will respond. . .That is a LADLE, Vampy--she is mixing up a delicious batch of acid punch for her lady-friends! I thought you would've had the recipe. . . blood, acid, frog's breath, bat wings--you know, the usual! And that happens to be THE original Vampira! Somehow, I don't think she appreciates your appraisal of her appearance. . . Gawd. . . I tried to go to bed an hour ago, but eBuggy got me off on the cotton candy tangent and I couldn't resist. Tried to head you off at BA's, but you haven't shown your face there tonight. You wouldn't harm a fellow BB, would you? Particularly one who loves you as a sister? *looks hopeful, offers Vamps some Excedrin* 
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 07:23 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: ROTFLMAO!" |
>>That is a LADLE, Vampy--she is mixing up a delicious batch of acid punch for her lady-friends! I thought you would've had the recipe. . . blood, acid, frog's breath, bat wings--you know, the usual!<<<You say ladle, I say apple.. just take a taste of it already!!! >>And that happens to be THE original Vampira! Somehow, I don't think she appreciates your appraisal of her appearance. . . <<
You do know Vampira was famous for her 13" waist, right? Talk about creeeeepy. <<<
The original Vampira.... I was just telling Buggy in chat that I have never heard of her, or seen her till now...Creepy doesn't EVEN begin to cover it.. AAACCKKKK! And to think.. I thought I was being so original with my name... ;-( (Thank heaven for my "K") And that waist! Ewwwwwwwwwww!
>>You wouldn't harm a fellow BB, would you? Particularly one who loves you as a sister? *looks hopeful, offers Vamps some Excedrin*<<
A HA!!! Gotcha!! Excedrin huh?? Love me like a sister huh?? Do you realize you just offerd your insomnia suffering sistah, pills loaded with CAFFIENE!!!!! Uh huh.. I see how ya are!
w.l.s.f.c.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 00:12 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
OK, Buggy.. See? My EYES aren't bleeding any longer.( In fact.. they never WERE bleeding...They were tears. Vampire tears ARE blood.)
However, I have just gotten back from a feeding, and may need to wipe my chin.........
w.l.s.f.c.
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SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 02:01 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
Another day, another poor clown's innocence lost. I really didn't want to have to post any more of these, but alas, Shakes continues to swindle SeeB.S. and blame it on a challenge he is obviously losing. (Note to Shakes: Supe won. Get over it.)Here, alas, is another shot from one of the many horrid movies the clown is shooting with equipment that was intended for other purposes. 
The insanity must stop. If Shakes won't (or can't) fulfill the commitment he made to 16 (15 of whom must now be permanently emotionally scarred by all they've seen) contestants, his equipment must be taken away. We can't allow more innocent clowns to be corrupted by this sick bastard.
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06-06-01, 12:01 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Why Shakesvivor is behind schedule" |
>>Shakes, you SADIST!!!! Give us our summary!GT<< Oh you are so right George. That poor Sad Sad Clown.
Oops, that's not what you meant. Nevermind EBug w.l.s.f.c. ( oh and by the way I am gonna make it to 950 today- even if it makes everyone sick)
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