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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"I've been used."
SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 06:36 PM (EST)
 
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Although I had the noblest of intentions in publishing stills from the clown's illicit activities, it has become clear to me that my muck-raking has been ineffective. Far from embarrassing the clown, my findings have only further swelled his already enormous head. Further, advance sales on several of the clown's titles have blown through the roof since I first published my source's findings (see below).
Since it's abundantly clear that none of us here really want to see clown porn (and many, in fact, seem to be suffering insomnia because of these stills), I will not be publishing any further examples of the clown's depravity. Rather, to prod the clown into filming what he should be filming, I've retained the services of one of the world's leading conscienses (see below) and will rigorously work to get said consciense onto the set and into the clown's mind. 
To all those who have been emotionally scarred by the images I have posted, please accept my deepest and most sincere apologies. The end rarely justifies the means. Though my intentions were honorable, I should have realized that this means of justice could have done more harm than good. I hope you all can forgive me (and if anyone knows how to stuff a cricket into a clown's brain, please let me know ASAP). 
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IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 08:01 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 06-06-01 AT 08:37 PM (EST)Damn, I was saving this for the SB.com Talent Show but I might as well do it now. <lights dim> <single spot light illuminates center stage>  When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are,
Anything your heart desires,
Will come to you.If your heart is in a dream,
No request is too extreme,
When you wish upon a star,
as dreamers do. Fate is kind, She brings to those who love,
The sweet fullfillment of their secret longing. Like a bolt out of the blue,
Fate steps in and sees you through.
When you wish upon a star,
Your dreams come true.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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06-06-01, 09:58 PM (EST)
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Y'all are amazing! Evey day you find a new way to crack us up. I sincerely hope all of you are accomplishing these acts of technical wizardy on company time!
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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06-07-01, 09:20 AM (EST)
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Cher, I don't like Massachusetts ANYWAY. Are you REALLY SURE that you want to push me over the edge into "Blast everything above sea level. Repeat as necessary until the Atlantic ocean borders Vermont, NH, RI, CT and NY where those states used to border MA?"Don't BRING that crap here. It's too close to NH, and just being there, it might corrupt the minds of our younglings... -- JV >Er, Pepe, can I buy one
>from you? My local
>bookstore was sold out, they
>are backordered indefinitely at Amazon,
>and Barnes and Noble refuses
>to stock them.
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