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"The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust""
BadAs 372 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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05-17-01, 03:51 PM (EST)
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"The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"" |
Another Day at the Bar:Blusvanna: Now What? Vampkira: Yeah, now what? Ebug: why are we all here BA? BadAs: well, I guess there must be something important to point out or something Leif Erikson: Shut Up BA.. Mistofleas: Give it a break LE.. Dangerkitty: Has anybody heard anymore about Shakesvivor? Blusvanna: nope Ebug: BA, go I get to morph into something this round? BadAs: umm, not sure yet, I just started typing, we’ll see there E. Vampkira: Request BA, Don’t make me log out some much Vampkira has been logged out on general principle Blusvanna: LOL Dalton: Damm, BA you are fickle Welcome Vampkira George Tirebiter: Dalton. Are you going to type everything I think? BadAs: until further notice, I think so.. Mistofleas: Were is S-ist? Welcome Survivoriest Survivorist: damm BA you misspelled my name as always.. Dalton: how do you spell or even say your screen name S-ist?? Dangerkitty: Just like it sounds right? Blusvanna: It’s Sir-viagra-ist Vampkira: Woohoo go Blu BadAs: Hey we need to get back on the subject.. Mistofleas: Yeah, What subject BA? Leif Erikson has been logged out for his insightful “loveable” half-typed comment BadAs: Good luck on the back nine Leif Dalton: Isn’t it Cher’s birthday? George Tirebiter: Happy birth day to Cher… Ebug: Happy Birthday to you Blusvanna: She’s not even here, PEOPLE!! Vampkira: LOL Welcome Shakes_pear_clown BadAs: ‘Bout time Bozo..now back on tract Vampkira: What’s Shaken, Shakes Blusvanna: I want to hurry up with my conjugal, if you know what I mean. Shakes: Well, I have made the final cut for the 16 cast members of Shakesvivor BadAs: Don’t you mean, Shakes proudly announces the winners of the Shakes sponsored Shakes-media event of all Shakes time. Blusvanna: Well Shakes, Ebug: Did I make the cut? Dangerkitty: Do tell O’mighty spotlight, attention OMG <click> HO.. Shakes: well the New cast members are: Dalton, Ebug, Dangerkitty, Leif Erikson, Mistofleas, Aya, George Tirebiter, and Superman. They make up the team I called 8 is Enough. BadAs: weak name Shakes Dalton: ummm Shakes, George and I… BadAs: nevermind Dalton, he doesn’t get it Vampkira: Whose on the other team? Shakes: the other team consists of Monkeyboy, Blusvanna, Vampkira, Kismet, Survivorist, Cherberrie, Irisheyes and BadAs BadAs: gee thanks for the inclusion.. Shakes: The team name is The Waltons BadAs: Hey what gives with the bad 70’s TV titles for names? Vampkira: I vote that we vote on new names Blusvanna: How about music titles or band names? I Like Depeche Mode Superman: Yeah, these team names are weak.. Dangerkitty: Umm I have a suggestion Dalton: BA, are you going to continue to Mock this whole thing or what? BadAs: If he does it correctly , it could be fun. Shakes: What do you mean? Ebug: BA have you made you mind up yet if I get to become something? Vampkira has been logged out for laughing too hard Blusvanna: Depeche Mode it is then…since the voting booths are closed. Dalton: That was rather Floridian of you Blu. Blusvanna: Tanks, If they can’t figure out the ballot, screw ‘em George Tirebiter: Blu_Bush BadAs: well Shakes.. BadAs has been logged out for editorial comments not appropriate for his own Bar Blusvanna: Damm Ebug: wooooooooo Superman: I wonder what were the top ten things he could have said… OMG <click> Dangerkitty: Oh Well, Yo Shakes, did I get my extra special items to bring along? Shakes: “make sure you take Ever Ready” they are a sponsor.. The rest of the banter (or transcript) was lost. We can only image what happened next Possible ideas: Supe made a new top ten, Blu listed to more Depeche Mode Cd’s, Dalton and George are to appear before a Judge to file an Injunction of some sort on cross-promotional percentage sponsorship revenues. Ebug became a NASCAR Offical. Shakes was hired to defend Robert “Barretta” Blake, “cause he can’t do the time, since he did the crime” . Vampkira pulled up old top ten lists and is making a scrap book. Leif Erikson has perfected his game and is now known as the Canadian Tiger Woods. AYA has revealed his true Identity as Paul Sorvino and continues to actively write produce and act. Dangerkitty continues to post…. Or maybe not… BA " Attention: Attention Whore Postings. (For Chrissake)"
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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05-17-01, 04:30 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"" |
Oh, BA....how much do I love this transcript?? Words cannot express!! There is sooooo much that is sooooo good about it. You da man, indeed!!And I got lots of lines this time!! Woohooo!!! But that last little bit, about the special item and the Everready sponsor....huh? I don't get it! dangerkitty
"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-17-01, 05:06 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"" |
BA baby you da man! Too funny! I like the bad 70's show names for the team/tribes. 8 is Enough and the Waltons! Great! Now come 'er and let me give you a little kiss *crooks her finger and beckons BA* mistofleas
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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05-17-01, 06:22 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"" |
Now that I've had time to re-read this a couple more times, I have questions. Lots of 'em.First of all, I don't recall filling out an app (yes, I suppose he warned us). And Irish specifically asked NOT to be included, because she feels unworthy of being one of the "cool" kids. (such a humble girl!) Second, it seems to me that the teams are somewhat unbalanced. . . I mean, Eight is Enough has some of SB's biggest hardasses! The Waltons team (very aptly named, now that I think of it) is more or less toooo nice. Yes, we can kick their butts, but we'll suffer a lifetime of guilt for doing so! (or not) Where's the suspense? Where's the unpredictability? And there are some important people left out--will this require sequels? And everyone listed on both teams seems fairly well-liked--where's the asshole of the show? Third, Shakes--you ought to be ashamed for that open-ended audition crap! How many hundreds of apps are you waiting for before you get off your lazy ass and treat us to the first episode?! (I had wondered about the Robert Blake thing, but seems like you could manage that in your spare time. . .) Fourth--Leif has been hinting at the Canadian Tiger Woods thing, with his preoccupation with golf; unfortunately, we are so tired of celebrities that this knowledge has no effect on our opinion of you, Leify--unless we have to see you in so many Hanes, Energizer, Nike, and LaBatt's commercials that we're sick of the sight of you, too. . . Fifth, BA, you were unnervingly nice to Leif all through this. . . Trying to get on his good side, now that he's famous? And lastly, I don't know how much longer you can continue this Dalton = GT teasing before Dalton blows a fuse. You don't want to go there, my friend! Uh-oh. . . I guess GT, the Question Girl just put herself on the block, huh? . . . Must keep mouth shut and. . . stay. . . under. . .radar! Could I interest anyone in some delicious rice and fresh-grilled snapper à l'Orange? Just whipped it up outta nowhere. How about some cattail flapjacks? (I got the recipe from an old Mother Earth News!) GT
Ah, yesssssss--my domestic skills will win them over!
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sleeeve 3456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-18-01, 02:24 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 05-18-01 AT 02:28 AM (EST)>Oh, sleeeeevie, poor little sleeeeeeevie. . >. so clever on the >Spoilers board, so out of >touch with sarcasm on the >OT. . . GT... I read your post four times before I clicked the "post message" button... I was about 60% sure that it was sarcasm, but the information-dispensing, know-it-all side of me wanted to make sure that there weren't any misunderstandings... my fear was that, even if you had intended it sarcastically, someone else would read it seriously, as I first did... I strive to dispense information... call me an encyclopedia... no... make that an encyclopeeedia... no, maybe "know-it-all" was best... I'll crawl back into my hole now.
EDIT: My subject line was "<sigh>" but apparently DCScripts weren't as smart as we all thought... now there's a sigh in the source code, and no was to get rid of it... Someone better respond with a </sigh> in the subject line...
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Irisheyes 276 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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05-19-01, 02:20 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"" |
Irish did specifically ask not to beincluded, but the Lass will do anything for BA, especially since it's like 2AM and I have to be awake for 7 to travel. So she doesn't mind being included on BA's team.ANd believe me, we would kick ass on this team, for one reason only. I cheat. I would cheat and blame it on someone else, and look like an angel. Damn, why did I pull out of this. I coulda been a contenda! I was caught in a weak moment when I wrote that post asking not to be in on rhis, now I regret it. I'm jealous now. But only if BA gets to visit me, but not in the biblical sense, if you catch my drift. And BA, great job with the transcript as usual, but one question. How come I am no longer in them? Did I drown in the hot tub or something?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-17-01, 06:49 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-17-01 AT 06:51 PM (EST)Well I had planned to write a special post to commemorate my 800th. I was thinking of Flaming the Clown over this crazy game idea of his. But lately I have a bit of a soft spot for Shakes. Besides I suspect he is starting to realize he bit off more then he could chew with that thing anyway. ( and he's cute, have y'all seen that picture?) So I was thinking and thinking of what I could do to make a Huge 800 post splash.
I got nothin' So I think posting under BA is a great place for me. ( it is so nice under BA ) And this made me laugh, here I am begging the evil one to leave me out of it, and BA comes along and signs me on. (hahaha) Nice to see you BadAs. Well now that I am a NASCAR official, I gotta go slow down those Fords, and solve the mystery of Earnhardt's death. ( GT- Mother Earth News????? OMG I used to subscribe) EBug
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-17-01, 07:08 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 05-17-01 AT 07:09 PM (EST)I DID IT !!! I DID IT!!!! SEE???!!!!! See it? My little Bug works!!! Yea!!!!! I am so proud of myself. EBug I am a Somebody, I gots me a pic. Look at me look at me!
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-17-01, 10:10 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: OMG" |
Buggy it's adorable!! Look at your running all over the place. Too cha cha for words baby. Happy 800th, you're my hero! mistofleas
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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05-17-01, 08:12 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"....." |
my vote is BUST!! This is just SO WRONG on SO MANY LEVELS....LMAO. When does all this good sh*t take place in the BAR BadAs...cause it AIN'T when Dalton is around!!! I spent half the day reading all the "applications" posted on Bashers...some by peeps w/only 1-3 DAW's. Idjuts on Bashers are bringing "LizLiz" or their "pets/dogs/cats" as their "luxury item".... and Sleeeeeves (I'm pretty sure) started the whole concept that Shakes Q. 17 --- "Person to visit as RC"....MEANT a friggin friendly "poke"!!! I did NOT post on Bashers..."if ya have to win the RC to get s.e.x; ya don't deserve to be a contestant!!" Geeze on OT....I requested AyaK as my RC visitor....now I'm embarrassed! NO WHERE in that question was "conjusexual" activity mentioned. But to the point....BadAs.....What did you do with Typoman??? Why should Shakes pick YOUR sorry butt to be on his show?? George Tirebiter is a bit younger and a hell of alot nicer than Dalton....plus she lives in FLORIDA----ONE of the TWO states of these united that could fall into the damn ocean for all I care......so don't get me started!!!! OK? Lastly.....These "teams" are TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!! And why in the heck would you put your own Bad Self on the LOSING TEAM?? IrishEyes did say leave her out....I'm not sure GT REALLY made a serious "application"....and EBug, well sure she would play cause she's a good sport....Did MonkeyBoy actually apply??? Ya know SOME folks here on SB.com are EAGER to be Shakes "dartboards"......and some folks here are not so eager. BadAs....I do agree this post of yours might just be enough to get the Clown to p!ss or get off the pot. I imagine he's busy thinking up excuses why he can't write this crapola. Anyway the Bar Transcript was funny and all but COME ON --- my team gets AyaK...Superman & Leif?? While you and Sur-Ist-Sir and Monkeyboy TRY to keep your female teammates from running away to join our side??? All GT & Dalton would have to do is stake Superman out for bait and yell "YooooWhooo"....Blu, the Vamp and Kismet would defect so fast, well ya know!! Dalton
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Minstrel 422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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05-18-01, 05:48 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"....." |
Guess I didn't make it this time. Maybe I'm an alternate? Oh well, guess I will just have to accept it. Don't know why (hangs head). What am I going to do with all these explosives now?(Suddenly a blue light beams from the dark sky engulfing Minstrel. He is paralyzed and drawn up into the sky to a waiting craft that suddenly and mysteriously appeared. Inside, he recognizes the area. He remembers things well enough to know he's been here before. Alone, he regains mobility.) "Hmmm, I'll just set this stuff up here and use a timer with a remote. I'm really getting tired of all this!" (Deftly and quickly wiring the device, Minstrel finds a generator device of the ship which he places his contraption inside. Using the remote, he activates the standby mode. He starts to walk slowly when a door opens and he is once again confronted with his abductors.) "You will not be harmed. Come with us." (Minstrel is led into a chamber that suddenly locks him inside and fills with a red gas. He loses consciousness but not before noticing other humans are contained in chambers around him. Suspended in a daze. Frozen in their last actions.)
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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05-18-01, 08:29 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: The Bar Transcipt..."Shakevivor or Bust"....." |
Oh BA! *huuug* Just when I start to wonder where the hell you are..*poof* There you be! Or perhaps it is my mystical powers calling to you through the darkness.. Wonderful transcript my friend...Wouldn't you agree Leifsy?? >>>All GT & Dalton would have to do is stake Superman out for bait and yell "YooooWhooo"....Blu, the Vamp and Kismet would defect so fast, well ya know!!<<<
>Dalton< Girl's got game on dis one! (as usual ) (singing)**I love him, I love him, I love him, and where he goes I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow.......** With glue in tow.... w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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