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"Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!"
not shakes 14 desperate attention whore postings
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05-21-01, 01:10 PM (EST)
 
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"Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!" |
Alright, I know a lot of you are not going to believe me, but I work for the evil clown's production company. The guy is a complete asshole! He makes us work 15 hours a day, pays us below minumum wage.....and gives us crappy benefits.Because I hate the clown and everything he stands for, I am going to be leaking Shakesvivor info all season long in an attempt to ruin this stupid show.....and then maybe that bastard will loosen up and allow us an occasional bathroom break throughout the day instead of making us wet ourselves which is how things are now! I know some of you might be rolling your eyes right now and thinking "Oh no, here comes another Unclecameraman", but if you think like that then you're nothing but an idiot! You'll see that I am right in all of my predictions and to show you just how serious I am let me start out by telling you some info that you don't already have..... Later tonight the Clown will officially announce that AyaK is the host of Shakesvivor and that the show will take place at the same location as all of the Survivor shows, a sound stage in Los Angeles. Also, I will let you know that several cast members came home with serious weight loss.....I won't tell you all of their names, but I will say that Dalton and RudyRules are both in that group. IF I stop posting, you will know that I have been caught by the Clown and most likely dealth with in a severe and permanent method.... We're almost through the looking glass, people......
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings
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05-21-01, 02:30 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Nice Head Shake with the Finger Wave!" |
Why thank you IC. *blushes*
I wasn't sure if I could pull off a head shake with the finger wagging because I am probably the whitest white girl on the boards!! But I'm still trying to be hip and happenin'
*does a little "fly girl" action and falls on her butt*
mistofleas
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not shakes 14 desperate attention whore postings
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05-21-01, 02:39 PM (EST)
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7. "fine....don't believe me, but....." |
However, you
>have not given us anything
>to really go with. .....look jerk, I don't care if you don't believe me! But, I AM telling the truth, its just that the evil asshole clown only lets us see a limited amount of footage so I only get info from week to week.... To show you that I am on the level, I will post the name of the first bootee before the first summary comes out. also, and I probably shouldn't be telling you this...oh what the hell I 'm gonna tell you anyway.......someone in the cast died during the filming....I can't tell you who, but its pretty gruesome and almost caused Shakes to shut down production. When you see for yourself that someone dies a henious gruesome death on this god awful show you will know that I was telling the truth. Until then, you're just gonna have to believe whatever you want!
SCREW THE CLOWN!
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings
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05-22-01, 04:51 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Make a Wish Come True........." |
>I know this is really mean,
>but if someone HAS to
>die, may I respectfully request
>that it be skierdude...? Is
>that too much to hope
>for?
>
> Aymelek....Contestant Dalton was briefly briefed as to the
high ($$$) hopes for ratings-share success ($$$) which
means big bucks ($$$) for Shakes ($$$) Burnett;
proffessionnally speaking, I "think" if sacrifices have to
be made in the name of entertainment & yada,yada...
....well such thingys do happen in LaLaLand. Perhaps the "incident" could result in a PSA....featuring 13yr. old pains-in-the-butts who...
WILL NOT WEAR THEIR SAFETY HELMETS....
when being bashed over the head by a bunch of p*ssed off adults ...ohdoctor, spinspinspin.... a good "Life Lesson: Stay the
hell on Yahoo Kiddo!!!" Anyway I just want YOU and Volmel and OMG....Flying Squirrel
(ohh geeze; now I'm agog)....to know that Dalton will try her
best to make you'll proud of her!!! After all, a TRUE media
ho KNOWS it's the FANS who count.... "Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up!"....and AyaK...where
the heck is William Holden when ya need him??? GT...my dear friend on the "other" silly tribe...
As usual I laughed at your quip; then laughed at my reply;
then laughed at your laugh to my reply....THUSLY: Dalton to GT:
"Shakes is driving this bus and sweet ms. tirebiter
wants to "designate a SANITY person".....
For the love of humanity woman....who the hell is QUALIFIED??" BTW...rots o ruck w/YOUR team....hehehe. Dalton
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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05-21-01, 03:19 PM (EST)
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9. "Recorded proof?" |
Look, I'm not saying I believe this guy or anything, ok? But my next-door neighbors friend works with this woman who played him this tape that somebody said really sounds like Shakes, talking to one of the crew members...I've got a transcript right here..."Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How da' fuck am I funny? What da' fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny." <sound of gunfire>
dangerkitty
"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings
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05-21-01, 03:23 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Recorded proof?" |
Stop it DK!! Just stop it! I'm trying to work here and you keep posting this funny shit and making me laugh! If I get fired, I'm coming to live at your house.
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Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings
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05-21-01, 07:40 PM (EST)
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15. "What to do?" |
If I follow the stereotype of the media I should take this 'spoiler' and run it thrirty times before Thurday. 'Eye in the Sky' is unfortunately owned by the BadAs Bar and Grill, and I have many 'sources' that say that BadAs (*cough* ghostwriter *cough*) is in league with the Shakes Burnett. However, I am going to risk my job and reputation by not reporting this latest bit of news. Off The Record-- OMG you guys are seriously cracking me up with this schtuff! Sleeeve you have to be the most creative and fun 'brainy' guy I've ever met. Kismet
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Minstrel 422 desperate attention whore postings
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05-22-01, 01:14 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!" |
Here's the scoop. The youngest member will win. Otherwise, there will be problems with the child labor laws. It all fits. And, oh by the way, someone does die in the manner of the Vamp, but of course comes back to life -- so to speak. Get the wooden stakes ready because this is the twist you need to solve the game.
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volmel 362 desperate attention whore postings
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05-22-01, 01:33 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!" |
I just want to go on record right here that I believe there is a Dalton/SurvivorDawg alliance. You can just tell it in the way they look at each other. Everyone thinks her alliance is with Skierdude, cause she jumped down off that pole to save his ass, but she really has a thing for those Georgia men. They just need a third to carry them all the way. Mark my words.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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05-22-01, 02:06 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!" |
>>>And, oh by the way, someone does die in the manner of the Vamp, but of course comes back to life -- so to speak. Get the wooden stakes ready because this is the twist you need to solve the game.<<< Um.. uhhhh.. I well, I just.. um.....
 w.l.s.f.c.
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