|
|
|
|
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
|
|
|
"I Hacked the Shakesvivor Website!"
IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
05-25-01, 10:25 PM (EST)
 
  |
|
"I Hacked the Shakesvivor Website!" |
Well, fellow contestants...... mission accomplished!First, I negotiated the use of a laptop and wireless modem from one of the female assistant directors. I offered my scrunchy to her in payment but she insisted on sexual favors instead. Oh, well... that's why the motto of the show is 'Outwhore!' I successfully bypassed the security on the Shakes Productions Inc website and uploaded the cast photos... Just in time, too! The pics that Shakes had posted depicted the casting couch sessions of those of us who underwent the application process... not a pretty sight!  I was about to change the text that Shakes had inserted from the press releases when some sort of alarm went off! Suddenly there were black helicopters hovering over me and the cameramen all had guns! I broke the connection... hid the laptop... and hidout up in a tree until all the commotion died down and then I made my way back to the camp. I suspect that the recent promotion of 'AyaProbe' to a position of power within the SB.com hierarchy is in direct response to the website security breach. We have the enemy's attention. All in all, I'd say the effort and the danger was worth it... We have taken the first step in siezing the reins of power from the Clown and we now must continue the fight! Remember out battle cry... 'Free the Whores!' Oh... I almost forgot... here's the website with our pics: Enjoy! 
  
"When two tribes go to whore..."
... with apologies to Frankie Goes to Hollywood
|
 |
 | Dalton...is the leading female litigator in the extensive SB shyster community. Dalton lists Stacey Stillman as not only the Survivor she admires most, but also the person she admires most. In fact, so much does Dalton want to emulate her hero, that she has already filed several lawsuits and injunctive actions against Shakesvivor, Inc. in anticipation of production wrong doings. Dalton’s luxury item is an authentic Cherokee Indian Peace Pipe....and a ½ ounce of Hawaiian Purple Passion. Oh yeah, one more thing...Dalton would be more than willing to sleep with Shakes for a guaranteed spot in the final two, hell, when it comes right down to it she’d sleep with him for a guaranteed spot in the Sunday brunch line at the Old Country Buffet... | |
 | Outfrontgirl...is a relative newcomer to the SB community. But, with a keen eye for spoiling she immediately caught the eye of even the most hardened of veteran posters. In fact, Outfrontgirl lists spoiling as her career, which is a cuter way of saying you’re unemployed. Outfrontgirl’s luxury item is a 3-foot Graffix water bong which makes you wonder if she’ll end up on the same tribe as Dalton...hmmmm. Oh yeah, and one more thing... Outfront would be happy to spend a night with the King of Love, the Coitus Clown, Shakes the Sexinator... | |
 | Skierdude...will be the first minor to ever compete on a game show/reality show. This 13 year old has become the “Dennis the Menace” of the SB community. But, if perseverance (even in the face of all reason) is an attribute, then Skier has attributes in spades. Skier’s high point from the S2 spoiling season came when he unearthed the evidence that Lislis was booked on a flight to New York the day of the episode where she was voted off. Skier’s low point on the board came 2 hours later when everyone realized that he merely copied the info off a post on EZBoard and tried to pass it off on his own here at SB. Skier, who was selected despite not turning in a formal application, will bring Mortal Combat II and Madden ‘01 for Playstation 2 as his luxury item... | |
 | Survivorist...is one of three Canadians included in the cast. This 20 year old student has a reputation for being one of the truly “nice guys” of the SB community. He lists “stalking with a smile” as his hobby and his luxury item is a classical guitar... | |
 | SurvivinDawg...is a 65 year old retired career military man who had tours of duty in both Korea and Vietnam. Although he didn’t actually apply to the show and adamantly voiced his displeasure and refusal to participate in Shakesvivor if selected, SurvivinDawg secretly yearned to be a part of this summers blockbuster, even going so far as to saturate the producer’s private mailbox with up to 15 letters a day begging to be a part of the show. An avid spoiler, it was SurvivinDawg’s stubborn refusal to admit that PsychoMichael lied coupled with his never wavering endorsement of the Source Code “spoiler” that led to some of the most exciting battles during this season’s “Spoiler Board Civil War.” Sdawg’s luxury item is an ammo box filled with C-rations... | |
 | dangerkitty...is a 40 year old married massage therapist. A long time poster and friend to many in the SB community, Kitty was one of the very first aspiring whores to get her application in. Kitty will be bringing a massage roller as a luxury item and, you guessed it, wants desperately to sleep with Shakes... | |
 | Sleeeve...although a relative newcomer, has impressed everyone in the SB community with his uncanny ability to spend a whole week spewing out impressive and convincing spoiler logic only to blow it all by making an incorrect pick at the last minute in the vote thread. This 25 year old Chemist believes that his Drew Barrymore like fire-starting abilities will make him a valuable asset in Shakesvivor. Sleeeve plans to use his luxury item, a deck of playing cards, to bond with his fellow Shakesvivors and then grift them of their money with his patented game of 3-Card Monty... | |
 | SurvivorChick...is also a relative Newbie here at SB, however this 26 year old lesbian convenient store clerk fit perfectly with too many demographic groups to be turned down. Survivorchick’s luxury item is a blowdryer and of course, sleeping with Shakes is a lifelong fantasy of hers... | |
 |
 | Desert_Rhino...is a 37 year old divorcee who lives with his three children. A somewhat controversial member of the SB community, this professional free-lance cult programmer has been known to ruffle a few feathers on the Off Topic board with his provocative choices of sig. photos. Mr. Rhino chose a drawing pad and pencils as his luxury item... | |
 | George Tirebiter...believe it or not, George Tirebiter did not even apply for Shakesvivor. Or at least, that’s what she’d have all of you believe. How surprised was I to find in my private mailbox a 4 page cast application, 2 letter of reference, a resume, and a personal letter begging me to let her on the show.....all from George Tirebiter. So, after reviewing GT’s application I have decided to add her as the last female member included in this year’s Shakesvivor. GT will be bringing her soapbox as a luxury item and of course she solicited my services in the sack, just like the rest of em... | |
 | RudyRules...is a 49 year old happily married father of one. Somewhat of an infrequent poster on the SB boards, many thought that his lack of activity was due to shyness...but, recently it was discovered that the real reason for RR’s lack of activity is that he is still on the lam and in hiding after dodging the draft during the Vietnam War. As a wanted draft dodger, it has been hard for RudyRules to secure any type of employment so he is currently without a job. RudyRules will be accompanied by his pet beagle, aptly named SnoopySucks, as his luxury item... | |
 | IceCat...also hails from the Great White North.....this 32 year old former Mountie is now the assistant manager at the Kodak Photo Hut located in the East parking lot at the Edmonton Mall. A relative newcomer to the SB community who specializes in spoiler photo analysis, IceCat credits the Sampson-like power stored in his long locks as the source for his keen spoiling abilities. (and if it wasn’t Sampson who had the hair thing going on in the bible, then screw you cause you know what I meant) IceCat’s luxury item is a scrunchy... | |
 | VampKira...is the show’s token immortal blood sucker...every show’s gotta have one. Her luxury item is a cape and she would have no problem sleeping with Shakes in exchange for a birth in the final two... | |
 | Mon Cherie...is a 28 year old single case manager, and no, I don’t know what the hell a case manager is anymore than you do. But, either way, she’s 28, single, wears a thong and wants to sleep with Shakes...that’s good enough to make my show. Her luxury item is a bible....what! Great, here I am casting for the role of team slut, and I end up with Rodger in a thong... | |
 | Superman...Battling Survivorist for the title of “Shakesvivor Nice Guy” will be Superman. The 27 year old father of 3 is a mild mannered tech analyst by day, superhero by night. Known as the “keeper of the vote thread”, Supe also doubles as the master of the top 10 lists. The Man of Steel does have a soft side, as evident by his choice of luxury item: a pillow... | |
 | ItzLisa...is a frequent poster in the SB community and one of our resident “Basher Babes”. A 35 year old career criminal who lists “shoplifting” as a hobby, Lisa is actually one of the “nice guys” of the Suvivor Blows community. Lisa’s luxury item is a stapler and she also stated on her application that she would be more than willing to sleep with the aforementioned clown... |
|
|
|
|
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
sleeeve 3456 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
|
05-25-01, 11:03 PM (EST)
|
|
3. "RE: I Hacked the Shakesvivor Website!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-25-01 AT 11:03 PM (EST)AMAZING Ice Cat... Thanks for taking control away from that evil clown!!!
I love the work that you put into this project... great job!
EDITED for spelling.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
volmel 362 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
|
05-26-01, 11:42 AM (EST)
|
|
4. "RE: I Hacked the Shakesvivor Website!" |
Great work!!! It looks so nice and organized. You have a real talent.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
|
05-26-01, 12:49 PM (EST)
|
|
5. "IceCat, you little hottie..." |
Wow, Ice! Great work getting into this website. Thanks for hanging in there in the face of great adversities in order to provide us this info.As impressed as I am with your hacking abilities, I must say that even more praise goes to whoever designed this stellar site. The layout, the colors, the graphics -everything is top-notch! I guess the money that Shakes saved by denying us basic sustenance was spent on obtaining the finest web development staff possible. If you ever run into the fellow responsible for this marvelous acheivement, give him my warmest congratulations.*wink* And btw, Ice...that pic of you!! Woohooo!! What a little cutie- pie! I'll head-bump and nosie-push with you anytime! 
"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
larman 47 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
|
05-26-01, 02:44 PM (EST)
|
|
6. "Do tell!!" |
Owww, Yea, this is great!! A must printout!Now, if I could somehow hack as successfully...I cannot even manage to get to the site...I've tried several searches, spellings, reviews of these hacking announcements searching for a clue...perhaps, it's all a hoax. Hmmmph! I am in desperate Survivor games withdrawal seeking the first ep of the ShakesSurv. Will either continue to search endlessly to satiate this life sucking addiction or peel myself away only to return at some later time when I must hear the soothing hum of this grand Presario. Feel free to provide any clues to a short cut ... anytime-I'll understand if you hesitate to share your trade secrets at the risk of flame-broiled, charred skins at the hand of the lurking jester of a clown!- Desperately-gator "Is there any water to soothe my parched and rumpled skin"
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
|
05-26-01, 05:36 PM (EST)
|
|
7. "RE: I Hacked the Shakesvivor Website!" |
Thanks be to the Iced Cat for getting our
Pics out to the world!!! Bozo's Production
Team is totally paranoid about "security"....
let's just say this place makes the "Hanoi Hilton"
look like Club Med!!! As to the so-called "text" of Sh!tevivor.com.....
at least now "US" whores, I mean Contestants,
know why the 1st RC was Bozo making us write down
our worst nightmares!! The only way any of Bozo's
media-hype about our "personality" comes anywhere
near the facts is by accident!!
The whole friggin "crew" is forced to wear
"bozo uniforms" at all times it's hard to tell who
to trust. All of "Them" claim to be STC at all times....
it's like HE is everywhere!!! The constant smell of greasepaint;
those damned floppy shoes....this ain't showbiz this is
TORTURE!!! Does anybody know the 1-800-number for Amnesty International??? Ohhh yes; please, please "Free the Whores"!!!!! 
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
|
VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
|
05-26-01, 06:30 PM (EST)
|
|
9. "RE: I Hacked the Shakesvivor Website!" |
Ice Cat.. you really continue to top yourself! I am in awe! I was going to print it out, but realized I didn't have my printer here yet!! ( I am finally settled in down here on the river.. * NO.. not in a VAN*.. lol.. but need to bring down the puter accesories still ) Wonderful Ice! Like BUTTAH!
 w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
05-26-01, 08:27 PM (EST)
|
|
10. "Direct Link Into the Shakesvivor Website..." |
Actually, the website looks quite different when viewed directly...Be very careful using this direct link into the website, however... the bozos with the Uzis might be hanging around! www.shakesvivor.com/contestants WARNING: The sickly visage of the Clown appears rather a lot on this web page... 
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
|
|
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
