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ShakesvivorBlows 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 06-18-01, 11:15 AM (EST) "Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." Frooom the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, Tonight's Top Ten list, Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks. Here's a little known fact for you, I don't even know what the hell "Blowsvivor" is. I remember Shakesvivor. Now that was a show! Paul: Agreed. High quality entertainment. Dave: Yeah, I guess this is just an extention of the aforementioned programming. Ah well...Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks..........heeeeeeeeeeeere we go.... Number 10. 3 Episodes, No Top Ten Lists. What's up with that? Numner 9. 37% less backstabbing than the real thing. Number 8. I just can't identify with the characters yet. Number 7. No one on either tribe is sleeping with their mother...yet. Number 6. They haven't eaten in a week and superman still has those love handles. Number 5. Idiots! Now who's gonna protect you from Mojo Jojo. Number 4. Too many kitties, not enough pussy. Number 3. Reading it makes me break out with pus filled hives. Number 2. Theme song is nothing but a bunch of first graders screaming "Milk, Milk, Lemonade around the corner Fudge is made!" ..........and the number one Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.......... Number 1. Two words: No Man-breasts!   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... dabo 06-18-01 1    RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... BadAs 06-18-01 3        RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... Leif Eriksen 06-18-01 4            Leif, Please keep up... BadAs 06-18-01 6                RE: BadAct, please give up Leif Eriksen 06-18-01 8        RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... Survivorerist 06-18-01 11  RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... VampKira 06-18-01 2  RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... Kismet 06-18-01 5    RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... BadAs 06-18-01 7  RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... Outfrontgirl 06-18-01 9    RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... Kismet 06-18-01 10  RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... ItzLisa 06-18-01 12    Research on Man-breasts Outfrontgirl 06-18-01 13        RE: Research on Man-breasts Survivorerist 06-18-01 14  RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... LadyT 06-18-01 15    RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... VampKira 06-18-01 18        RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... LadyT 06-19-01 20  RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... George Tirebiter 06-18-01 16    RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Suck... Outfrontgirl 06-18-01 17  Of course I am! Superman 06-19-01 19    RE: Of course I am! Drive My Car 06-19-01 21

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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-18-01, 11:20 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." hehehe This was funny, damn I was hoping for some spoilage though. Ah well. By the way, do you have a deathwish? Hope not. "If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

BadAs 372 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 06-18-01, 11:29 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." 12) the names should have continued to reflect the writers, hence Shakesvivor, BAvivor, OFGvivor and the one and only Supesvivor..I guess AyaKvivor just didn't have the right "zing" to it! BA " Attention: Attention Whore Postings. (For Chrissake)"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 06-18-01, 11:48 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." LAST EDITED ON 06-18-01 AT 11:50 AM (EST) BadAct do us a favour, do not, please, write a top ten list, ever. Thanking you in advance for your cooperation. "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen Edited to say: BadAct, you started your "reason" with the Number 12, could you enlighten us on where Number 11 was/is? Just asking, that's all.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

BadAs 372 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 06-18-01, 01:14 PM (EST) 6. "Leif, Please keep up..." I am Gonna have to take you back to remedial post reading. History lesson, supe 10, shakes 11, BA 12...now be a good little viking and read up on your old posts. That's all..please correct this for me in your infinite asswipe tendencies. BA " Attention: Attention Whore Postings. (For Chrissake)"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 06-18-01, 01:23 PM (EST) 8. "RE: BadAct, please give up" BadAct, you are a legend in your own mind. Do you actually think I read very much of your drivel? I am glad you admitted you were "12", thanks. BadAct, you are beyond correcting, in other words, you are a lost cause in spelling and grammar skills. Even a great mentor like myself will have to give up on you, sorry. You are the weakest link, goodbye. "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 06-18-01, 03:21 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." >>>12) the names should have continued to reflect the writers<<< Then what would I call mine? ================ Survivorerist   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 06-18-01, 11:26 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." OMG <click> I almsot typed in "Way to go, Supe".. ROTFLMAO! Till I previewed it first and saw the infamous name of SBV! Ohhhhh.. You better hide once DA MAN sees this, SVB.. *takes a seat in the front row so she doesn't miss a thing* w.l.s.f.c. Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 06-18-01, 12:14 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." Coupla things Mr or Mrs wannabe a superhero, cross dressing creepyman. 1)Supe always titles his Top Tens without a space. TopTen Reasons etc.. I doubt anyone else would notice this, but I was the person stuck with keeping track of all the TTL's 2)Supe would never have done number 4. It's just completely tasteless. 3)Supe's list would have actually made me laugh out loud whereas this only made me chuckle. Kismet   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

BadAs 372 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 06-18-01, 01:19 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." 3)Supe's list would have actually made me laugh out loud whereas this only made me chuckle. Kismet humm wonder if this was a "bloody" attempt or rather a O-Chris-o-matic bunder? BA " Attention: Attention Whore Postings. (For Chrissake)"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-18-01, 01:33 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." Gee Shakesvivor Blows, I thought your only raison d'etre was to bash Shakesvivor but this new post indicates you were a fan of the old show. Not only was #4 tasteless, but #3 mentions a certain gross substance that made up Shakes' Milky Way in a recent poem. Plus you seem to be seriously allergic to reading something not written by Shakes, and there's a definite crack at Shakes' rival Superman about his weight. Love handles vs Love Cruise? Man-breasts? (Checking Shakes' summaries for mentions of M-Bs) Of course you're not Shakes, but you're imitating him quite well. Except that you're far less mature than Shakes.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 06-18-01, 01:43 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." >Of course you're not Shakes, but >you're imitating him quite well. > Hey OFG! You are amazing in your analysis. I completely missed the milky way thing and I don't get the weight thing either. So Shakesvivor Blows is Not_Shakes. Interesting... so who is not_shakes? Kismet   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-18-01, 03:44 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." >Number 5. Idiots! Now who's gonna protect you from Mojo Jojo. *** Aaaaaand....I thank you!!!!! ****************************************   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-18-01, 05:54 PM (EST) 13. "Research on Man-breasts" LAST EDITED ON 06-18-01 AT 05:57 PM (EST) Well, well, My intensive research on Man-breast references indicates: That term was introduced by Superman. He used in on 3 top ten lists and one poem. He and Vamps played word association with it on their all night maraton (when Vamps achieved Centerfrold status). Shakes didn't reply to any of those threads. No one else has ever used the term except Vamps, Ice Cat, and ItzLisa to respond to Superman. And who would know better than Superman that a space between Top Ten would make it look like Not-Superman? Who better than Superman to concoct a less-funny-than Superman TTL? Who's about to publish the best episode ever of BlowsVivor but is secretly (or not so secretly) bummed it's not Supesvivor? Who else would dare imagine Superman has love handles? Superman and Vamps--Fess up. Will the real Shakesvivor Blows dynamic duo please stand up?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 06-18-01, 05:58 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Research on Man-breasts" Wow, great research ofg! I'll be truly scared to go up against you in the merge, if both you and I make it that far that is. And perhaps SVB is a shared account? What better way to trip us up than to post in many, many different styles? Just a thought... ================ "It's day seven and we just caught our first fish. It did take us a week but, hey, it's better than two weeks." -The Not-So-Quiet Amber Brkich   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-18-01, 06:04 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." LAST EDITED ON 06-18-01 AT 06:07 PM (EST) Edited because I too believe that this is VK and Supe, because a spy told me so. ANd I wrote something really rude because I am sad that BA is leaving and I don't want to get Vampy and Supe mad at me   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 06-18-01, 07:08 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." What kind of Spy, T? I sure would like to know...and you would believe them before even ASKING me?? I am hurt...... w.l.s.f.c. Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-19-01, 11:12 AM (EST) 20. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." ALl I know was that I was grocery shopping the other day, and I noticed some BIG feet behind me, following me. As I was about to grab my chicken pot pie, I was blinded by a white face and big red nose and he filled me in.... Mom always said, "Don't play ball in the house".   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 06-18-01, 06:13 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." Which one was deemed too gross for Superman to have done? I forgot--and quite frankly, I can't figure it out on my own. GT   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-18-01, 07:00 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Top Ten Reasons Blowsvivor Sucks.........." Hey, I was editing my post to this thread when it gotted zapped into cyber-limbo as it moved from one forum to another. Just compiled my research in appropriate form considering the subject and posted on O-T.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Superman 3156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-19-01, 02:31 AM (EST) 19. "Of course I am!" I'm also shakes the clown, BadAs, Monkeyboy, Vampkira, AyaK(but not Ayatolla Khomeni), SurvivorBlows, Leif and ItzLisa. Busy, busy, busy am I... Oh yeah! On Tuesdays, I'm also Ebug and DangerKitty. Imitation...It is the sincerest form Of flattery and I thank you. Glad to see you're finally paying attention to me. Only one fatal flaw: >superman Superman's self-esteem will never shrink so low as to besmirch the name of Superman, by starting it with a lower case letter. (In my best Dalton voice) BTW, should we count this as list #8? Kudos on the milk, milk lemonade thingy. Don't tug on my cape.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-19-01, 05:19 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Of course I am!" It's Tuesday, so I must be Supe, or Supe is me. Oh Hell, would someone please tell me who I am??????? EBug I am an over-punctuator   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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