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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!"
not shakes 14 desperate attention whore postings
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08-29-01, 09:19 PM (EST)
 
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"Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!" |
Don't ask don't tell. I can't really say how I got this list because the fuggin clown will kill me if he knew that I was releasing it. But, the way you guys and ho's just LOVED SV1 so much, I figured what the hell, i just had to tell you the news!Alright, its so exciting that I'm gonna tell you anyway....so i was sitting in the office the other day waxing and polishing the clown's many awards that he won for SV1.....there was the Emmy, the Golden Globe, People's Choice, Heisman, you know, just about every award out there, since after all, that is what they do when you create and kind of produce the greatest and most appreciated internet show of all time, or at least since The Lofters.
So, anyway, i'm in the office and guess who comes strolling in??? None other than the Sultan of Sacrament, the Monster of Mass, that's right, the World's most famous Ex-Jew, Jesus friggen Christ himself! So, you know after bullsh!tting a little bit and catching up, he pulls, out of his robe, a parchment of paper more valuable than the Dead Sea Scrolls...the SV2 cast list!!!! So, after sufficiently bribing the savier with new faded stone washed blue jeans and Almond M&M's (the plain and peanut ones always fall through the holes in his hands), JC relented and let me see the list.
So, without further ado, here are the lucky sixteen, the ones to carry the mantle placed in their hands by such famous SV1 characters as Skierdude10, SurvivinDawg (who by the way absolutely adores Asians no matter what that fuggin clown says), Soop, and Dalton! So, here they are.......
Hawkeye
Samian
LisaPooh
Criminals
SherpaDave
BadAs
Lief
BluSavana
Rio&Roni (same person)
GG
Pendragon&Kismet ( oh wait sorry, they're on Temptation Island 2)
LadyT
AyaK
Jeff Varner (cause I'm convinced that he should be on EVERY reality show)
Tagnite
Not Sleeeve
Drive My Car
Congrats all who were selected, and to those who didn't quite make the cut (sorry Jizzy, I know how much you wanted it), don't worry cause before you know it the clown will be casting for SV3,and then 4 and 5 and so on and so on......
See ya on the sound stage! ShakesVivor II: Its all in your head
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EBug 23 desperate attention whore postings
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08-30-01, 10:03 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!" |
LOL!
Stupid Not Clown
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not shakes 14 desperate attention whore postings
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08-30-01, 04:40 PM (EST)
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3. "Ayak, please come down from the mountain cause you ain't the Dahli Lhama" |
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>A smart clown knows when he
>has pushed his audience too
>far. yeah, but a real clown doesn't care and just keeps going.
Oh, and thank you for the privilege of leaving this thresd unlocked, that was most gracious of you, kind of reminded me of that time in Schindler's List when Ralph Fiennes' character learned to pardon some of the jews for some of their smaller infractions. Very touching and oh so kind.
And one more thing.....your Indians suck and the Sox are gonna whip their collective ass next week.
Your humble servant,
Shakes (via Not Shakes)
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MakeItStop 1098 desperate attention whore postings
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08-31-01, 02:12 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Hmmmm" |
I'm just hopeful, Pepe. I know that there has to be some good in there somewhere.
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AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings
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08-30-01, 05:46 PM (EST)
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7. "Tha Dalai Lama speaks" |
>Oh, and thank you for the privilege of leaving this thresd
>unlocked, that was most gracious of you, kind of reminded
>me of that time in Schindler's List when Ralph Fiennes'
>character learned to pardon some of the jews for some
>of their smaller infractions. Very touching and oh so kind.You know, the truth is that I didn't like "Schindler's List" very much. I thought Spielberg wanted to see ephiphanies that didn't exist. I think the real story of Oskar Schindler is much more interesting, though I think Ralph Fiennes makes Amon Goeth into a more interesting character than the bloody gangster he really was. Spielberg (as well as Thomas Kenneally, who wrote the semi-history on which the movie was based) dumbed Schindler down into a soft-hearted character acting solely on emotion -- the kind he (Spielberg) understands -- instead of leaving him as the complex, dissipated, hero-only-in-the-right-circumstances character that he really was. shakes, you have more in common with Oskar Schindler than you realize! >And one more thing.....your Indians suck and the Sox are gonna
>whip their collective ass next week. The Sox are hanging in there! Only 2 games down to the Twins, 7.5 to the Tribe. Do you wish now that you hadn't been so quick to give up on them? Patience is a virtue (well, maybe not on "Love Cruise", but in real life).
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08-30-01, 06:41 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Don't look if you don't want to know!!! SV2 Spoiler: Contestant list!!!!!" |
Ummm, I think it's all in YOUR head. So very sad.
Mon Cherie Sarchasm:The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
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