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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Shakesvivor a roaring success!!!!!"
shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-01, 02:22 AM (EST)
 
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"Shakesvivor a roaring success!!!!!" |
Everything I ever set out to accomplish with Shakesvivor has happened, that being that NONE of you people have even one ounce of what it takes to deal with the pressure of being a full flegded media whore. All year long I've watched you people bash media whores for their various despicable and pathetic actions, and yet, once the spotlight was turned around, everyone of those despicable and pathetic acts was re-enacted beautifully by one of you mindless puppets.I managed to turn this entire board against each other, and the greatest thing of all is that after the first week I didn't even have to do any of the work anymore....the condemned were running the gallows. The whole hidden purpose (what are the odds of that, I have a hidden agenda...who'd a thunk it?) of SV was to give you people a double shot of perspective just in time for Love Cruise to premiere. Now, you hypocrites can never bash a media whore by saying that the person deserves it cause they tried out in the first place so they knew what they were getting into....after your SV experiences, can you honestly say that you had ANY idea of what you were getting into when you applied. Not exactly living up to your expectations, is it? But, before I continue this self serving (like I do anything that isn't, right?) rant I just want to set the record straight on two points.... 1. To excuse your actions under the guise that, "well, imagine how bad it would've been if Shakes did it/ said it?" is just a fucking gutless cop-out on your part. You have no idea what i would've done or said in ANY situation. So, let me just say for the record that those of you that feel the need to constantly post about each other related to porn or sex or sex-acts is getting that from you and you alone. When do I ever talk or write about sex in relation to board members??? The extent of sex in SV was intended to end at the casting couch jokes....and if you remember those jokes, everyone of them was in relation to ME and MY ability on the casting couch, i never spoke of the female posters on this board except to comment that they were present at the time. The fact that some of you people took that and made it a MAJOR part of SV/BV is just pathetic and stupid, and NOT AT ALL FUNNY. Sex jokes are about 3 inches higher on the evolutionary ladder from fart jokes. I know some of you might point to my Lislis/Lamber lesbian fantasies in my S2 summaries, but those were obviously about two people NOT HERE and also the jokes were clearly an attempt to address the common male stereotype of always wanting two girls to kiss, even and especially when they are clearly not gay. Just wanted to clear this up cause it does my material a disservice to be mentioned as a possible source in some stupid, retarded porn thresd. Also, as any poster here can attest, I do not and have never flirted with any one in the bar or anywhere....so please do me the service of NOT grouping me in with the sex fiends and weirdos that regularly use this board as their own personal dating service. #2 and I don;t know how many times I can tell you this, but let me let you in on a little secret....you know how I've always said taht SV is NOT a game? Well, I was lying. SV was and always has been a game, but the thing that some of you fail to grasp is that only one person was ever playing.....ME. The rest of you were just pieces on the board that moved around at my whim..some of you were the car and some of you were the thimble.
SO, in closing, I win, you lose....once again.
Please turn in your gobstopper on the way out the door, none of you are worthy.
Webby and Ayak, please close down this forum permanently, I'm finished here now.
 Guess who?
-I want my spinning clown head back!
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-01, 02:36 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Shakesvivor a roaring success!!!!!" |
*SMACKS THE CLOWN*
"We've trivialized the Vampire. I think it happened about the time 'Count Chocula' found its way to cereal boxes."
-F. Paul Wilson, author 'Midnight Mass' a vampire novella
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska 
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-01, 02:58 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Shakesvivor a roaring success!!!!!" |
>Stands,ever so slowly and applauds the
>clown on what will forever
>stand as his proudest moment,
>pathetic as it may seem
>to the rest of us.
....I'll have you know that my proudest moment was when, after two fruitless months, I finally secured the new South Carolina quarter for my play-at-home USA map.....and I did it last year!
Look who's back
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not sleeeve 32 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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08-28-01, 03:02 AM (EST)
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5. "sleeeve sucks!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-28-01 AT 03:16 AM (EST)Hey asshole... this is a pathetic cry for attention, and you know it!!! You don't have a thick enough skin to be a media whore, and your desire to try out for the real Survivor is pathetic!!! You are lower than the scum the feeds on the shit at the bottom of my fishtank. You're spoiling record is pathetic, and your only claim to fame is a theory that you stole from a dictator, claimed you didn't realize it, and then passed it off as your own. You have sex with animals. And you can't spell sleeve. In summary, my opinion of you: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIRT!!!!!!
There is NOTHING up my sleeeve...
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not sleeeve 32 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-01, 03:15 AM (EST)
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8. "Not the best... one more thought..." |
If you're so special, then why hasn't MB cast you on the *real* show yet???
There is NOTHING up my sleeeve...
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survivorsleeeve 4 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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08-28-01, 03:24 AM (EST)
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10. "Visit My Website!!!" |
Knock it off... before you get all three of us banned!!!
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Be sure to visit my website:
www.survivorsleeeve.com
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sleeeve 3456 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-01, 03:32 AM (EST)
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11. "*Grin*" |
Gotta Love multiple personalities... 
You never know what might be up my sleeeve...
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-01, 03:33 AM (EST)
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12. "HIJACK!!!" |
LMAO!It's a triple, triple eee hijack!!! Tee hee!
"We've trivialized the Vampire. I think it happened about the time 'Count Chocula' found its way to cereal boxes."
-F. Paul Wilson, author 'Midnight Mass' a vampire novella
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-01, 03:06 AM (EST)
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6. "My Personal Post-Mortem Analysis" |
Congratulations shakes. Not many people can claim to be the victor of something so great. I applaud you on a job well done. You had me fooled all the way, as I did not see your plan and probably never would've had you not revealed it just now. You are a very smart man. If you are as smart on LC as you have proven yourself here, I don't see you finishing short of first place.I was the top hat to your dice-throwing hands. You win, I lose... <turns in his gobstopper, wondering if he even ever had one> 
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AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings
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08-28-01, 10:27 AM (EST)
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15. "Lessons" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-28-01 AT 10:28 AM (EST)shakes, at first I was going to delete this thread. On second thought, I decided to keep it around, because you do teach us a valuable lesson, although not the one you intended to teach. Here it is: Anyone, no matter what his actions have been, can spin a conflict in his favor as long as he isn't one of the combatants. Most successful politicians have learned this lesson. How about a second lesson, for free: It is easier to destroy than to build. All of us should keep these lessons in mind the next time we feel provoked. Edited to note that I'm locking this thread now.
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