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The EGG Show
GoodMorning This is the EGG show with your hosts EBug and GG.
GG is not with us today due to an unfortunate Shark accident.
On Todays show we have an interview with the First Tribe member voted off of Shakesvivor.
desert rhino!!!!!!!!
EBUG :Thanks for meeting with me today DR
DR :Hey, I've ALWAYS got time for a hot mama to drop by the ol' RhinoPad...
EBUG :How does it feel to be the first person rejected (oops) I mean Voted off of Shakesvivor?
DR :Well, I have to say that I'm impressed at the overall stupidity of my teammates. If they'd actually thought about it, they'd realize that all those pipe bombs in my backpack would have been very useful... Let's just say that if the other team don't show for the IC, guess who wins? Unless... nah... he wouldn't... ooooh, what if STC himself FUDGED the voting?!?!?! I'm gonna GET that CLOWN!!!!!
um, er... sorry, I got off on a tangent.
EBUG :You look really good in person, is it true that the Shakesvivor staff tried to make you all look terrible on the show, so you'd "clean up good" for the interviews?
DR :Well, it was all in the editing. I think that what really came out in the first episode is that I'm far too honest.
EBUG :Why do you think they voted for you, we all thought that Mon Cherie was going out?
DR :Well, first I thought it was just stupidity, but now I'm beginning to think it was all a plot, staged by Shakes, to keep the "babe" factor up.
EBUG :Your signature Pic for the show was quite agressive, do you think this hurt you with your tribemates? And in hindsite do you think the cute cuddly one would have been better?
DR :Nah, those pussies woulda been scared of the cuddly one, too. They jump at their own shadow, practically. I set off ONE pipe bomb, and all of a sudden they're all huddled in the fallout shelter...
EBUG : Do you think I look cute today?
DR :You ALWAYS look cute. mrao!
EBUG : ** Giggle**
EBUG :Amoung your tribemates who were your friends?
DR :I'd like to think that they were ALL my friends. I liked each and every one of them, and I think they returned that affection.
EBUG :We have heard some disturbing things lately about the Creator of this show. Is ShakesTheClown really an evil racist hatemonger?
DR :For now, yes. I'm working on that.
EBUG :Who would you rather spend the day with, Hitler, Shakes, or Satan?
DR :Hmmm... considering how Hitler botched the bombing of London, I don't think he'd have much useful advice, so I guess I'd have to go with Satan.
EBUG :What are your plans for the future, You got an agent?
DR : Does agent orange count? I haven't thought too far into the future, I'm just taking it one ambush, er, day at a time.
EBUG :What do you think of my Tan?
DR :I like your tan, but you know, we shoulda done this over at Paddy O'Brien's, so I could get me a Black and Tan. I'm dying of thirst.
EBUG : Do you have any insights for us? Is it true there will be a nail polish challenge in an upcoming episode?
DR :Nah, I spent most of my time drawing and plotting the dismemberments of the opposing team. Don't be shocked if one or two of those landmines are duds, though. They were surplus, if you know what I mean.
EBUG :Who do you think is the winner?
DR :I really don't know, I mean, they're all winners, but if that freak in the blue tights wins it, I'll puke.
EBUG :Thank You for being here with me today Rhino.
DR :Always a pleasure. Hey, you wanna pop over to Paddy's and tip a pint or two? {winning smile} You on an expense account?
EBUG : Stop it!! You can't touch the Host.
*** Ebug smiles - fade out***
Well that is the conclusion of The EGG show for today, someone will be back with another episode as soon as Shakes , I mean the Tribe, votes off another one of their own.
Todays, EGG show was sponsered by SHAKESVILLE, the amusment Park where you are just the figment of an Evil Clowns Imagination
And by the wonderful folks at FuFme bringing sex to lonely computer geeks everywhere.
Edited to add that all desert rhino's comments were his own
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