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"Poll #3"
dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-07-01, 02:09 AM (EST)
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"Poll #3" |
Nick them Vivors. Yes, amazingly, none of the players has yet got a Scerri or a Bitchell or nothin'! Oh well, they don't really need them, instead of that, pick each player's worst and best moments from the eps so far.
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Outfrontgirl |
07-09-01 |
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RE: Poll #3 |
IceCat |
07-09-01 |
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RE: Poll #3 |
George Tirebiter |
07-09-01 |
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RE: Poll #3 |
IceCat |
07-09-01 |
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IceCat |
idiotcowboy |
07-09-01 |
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RE: IceCat |
IceCat |
07-09-01 |
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Second that |
Outfrontgirl |
07-09-01 |
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RE: IceCat |
ItzLisa |
07-10-01 |
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RE: Poll #3 |
VampKira |
07-12-01 |
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RE: Poll #3 |
George Tirebiter |
07-12-01 |
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MakeItStop |
07-12-01 |
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TART fer crissakes, cha ching... |
VampKira |
07-14-01 |
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RE: TART fer crissakes, cha ching..... |
dabo |
07-14-01 |
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RE: TART fer crissakes, cha ching..... |
Outfrontgirl |
07-15-01 |
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RE: TART fer crissakes, cha ching..... |
George Tirebiter |
07-15-01 |
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RE: TART fer crissakes, cha ching..... |
samiam |
07-15-01 |
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Wow, GT!! |
dangerkitty |
07-15-01 |
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RE: Wow, GT!! |
George Tirebiter |
07-15-01 |
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RE: Wow, GT!! |
George Tirebiter |
07-16-01 |
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SH¡T!!! The airhead centerfold stri... |
George Tirebiter |
07-16-01 |
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Awesome, OFG... |
dangerkitty |
07-15-01 |
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Outfrontgirl |
07-16-01 |
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-09-01, 06:25 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Poll #3" |
Poor neglected poll! Well, I wanted to do my duty so I went to the website to look at the summaries and immediately got dazzled by Ice's newest updates. Wow!If you haven't looked, the DAW tribe has arrived, while the earlier flames are lined up below. Even funnier, Ice has flamed the last two contestants as befits their characters' fates. Superman is encased in glowing Kryptonite and Pepe has a big red POW across him. At least I realize that about Pepe now, but when I first saw the red explosion I thought he'd had tomato juice thrown at him! (As to the poll, I sense the lack of response means no one wants to do the work, although we'd all enjoy reading someone else's posts...and sorry, speaking of work, I must be off without answering the poll, but I'll try to find time later...
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IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-09-01, 07:58 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: IceCat" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-09-01 AT 07:59 PM (EST)Awwww.. shucks! Thanks ICB! You have proven yourself to be no slouch in the brilliance department either, Cowboy... Your episode was definitely a masterpiece and certainly one of the best thus far! You've placed the bar at a very high mark... I personally can't see how anybody can top it.
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-09-01, 08:18 PM (EST)
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ICB, since this thresd already hijacked, want to take the opportunity to second Ice Cat's praise, because I never got a fitting reply composed to your episode. I meant to praise all my favorite parts but there were too many and what with the 4th of July and all it didn't get done. My bad because you deserve full notice taken of all those wonderful moments.I did want to mention, because it involves Ice and GT who are on this poor thread already-- I especially loved the opposite ways you had men and women react to discovering they have a lot in common with a member of the opposite tribe. You had GT and OFG find sisterhood, whereas Sleeeve and Ice found brotherhood grounds for competition and sibling rivalry. Obviously they actually get along very well, but it made for great story that they hated each others' GUTs. (By the way, I used the GUT in my episode and I was real happy to see it reappear in an even funnier line. Also #6 to the New Village. ROFL!) Hey, this is a greatest moments thread, so not that far afield. I also loved it that Kismet got to be exec prod after Shakes didn't cast her because she refused to sleep with him. Perfect ironic justice for her to be his replacement or perhaps he was always just a front man.... Also, re the Prisoner, if AyaP is #2, it seems we were shown the true identity of #1. OFG's worst moment in your ep: projectile hurling and losing the IC. Jeez that was humiliating! I hate losing! Darn that Canadian sensemilla...
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-12-01, 06:24 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Poll #3" |
Huh?? What is this thresd about?? Nicknames for the best moments of Ice Cat's cowboy girl? Huh??*sips her bloody* --------------------------------- "Let's spend the night together, You'll wake up and live forever." -Jamiroquai --------------------------------- Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-14-01, 06:53 AM (EST)
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12. "TART fer crissakes, cha ching..." |
>>Yes, amazingly, none of the players has yet got a Scerri or a Bitchell or nothin'!<<DABS!!! Wakeywakeywakey, my friend!! Sheesh!! I nicked a Vivor... waaaaaaaaaay back...Are you forgetting the TART! that was/is trying to steal my steel man?? huh? Oh yes.. I did it first.. I want my prize now!!! *hugs Mon Cherie cuz she has been a GREAT sport about me calling her that* --------------------------------- "Let's spend the night together, You'll wake up and live forever." -Jamiroquai --------------------------------- Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-14-01, 10:49 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: TART fer crissakes, cha ching..." |
tut tut, VampsHun, I'll give it an honorable attempt, and with all due you the only effort by anyone before I brought it up, but still it is kinda thin really. Cherrytart, MonTart, something like that would be so much better. There's such a bunch of untapped potential here yet: IceBot, RudyStiltskin, ServeYeRice, ...Ah well, on second thought, you win! Now let's see if anyone can come in second. "If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-15-01, 04:23 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: TART fer crissakes, cha ching..." |
OK Dabo, more insomniac free association. Liked your examples above.Mon Cherie: see above. If Tart, definitely Cherry Survivorerist: Lambchop, Sir Optimist RudyRules: NotaCanuck, Napster SnoopySucks: NotaBoyDog, Toto Sleeeve: Geeek, Triple E man, Mr. Free-to-Lay (possible endorsement) Ice Cat: #6, KoolKat, Da Cat SurvivorChick: GetslessthansleeeveGirl, Ms. Facetime Dangerkitty: Dojobabe or...hmmm...they're all X-rated OFG: Bumpy, Spoilette GT: Tirekisser (from Leif) And in combination: OFG & GT: Da Bong Sistahs Sleeeve & I.Cat: Tweedledum and Tweedledee, not necessarily in that order, or Bert and Ernie AyaProbe: the Probster, what else?
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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07-15-01, 04:59 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: TART fer crissakes, cha ching..." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-16-01 AT 01:39 AM (EST)>Mr. Freee-to-Lay (possible endorsement) OMG! Now, not only is THAT hilarious, but oh, so apppropriate! The possible endorsements are probably uppermost in everyone's mind about now--what do you suppose the Blowsvivors will do to top Tina and her endless Doh-ree-toes pimping? • We know Mon and Itz are both after a Victoria's Secret gig--I predict Itz will parlay that into a position as the next Jayne Mansfield (but stick with your real hair color, Itz--please!) • I think GT is hoping for at least some complimentary goodies from the folks at Graffix. Perhaps GT and OFG will land a lucrative deal as the Tokin' Twins? (Double your pleeeaaaa-sure--double your fuuuuuuun. . .) • DK hasn't stopped stumping for a part in Charlie's Angels II. • IceCat is hoping to make it big with an online IPO--then take advantage of his animal magnetism amongst the jet set. (He's already had fame in the feline porn biz--not looking to take that into the mainstream.) • Vamps and Supe are looking to revive the Saturday matinee horror/adventure franchise--possibly à la MST3K-John & Yoko (hosting movies from their bed) and gaining a controlling share of the SciFi channel. We can only hope the glue won't be their downfall. • OFG will of course trick someone into building the new James Joyce Center for Pointless Literary Studies at Berkeley (in her name, of course,) and will divide her time there between analysis of Finnegan's Wake and foiling Mock Burnett in all future Survivor endeavors. • RudyRules hopes to get his own TV show on USA (combining aspects of Combat! and Candid Camera) but only manages a one-time gig providing color for the Purina Open in Boise, then a popular stint as the Hamm's beer bear--which does nothing to revive interest in the brand, but earns him enough to buy into a major NHL team. • Schick hopes to housesit for Ellen DeGeneres, or at least land a long-term gig hawking exercise equipment on QVC. • Pépé had his last fling before marriage; he won't realize that he blew his chance at publicity 'til the newlywed fog clears. • Whine-o hopes to get just enough attention as Father of the Year to humiliate the ex and overshadow any future accomplishments she may have--then he wants to own a popular pub in the city, where he can keep a lookout for the Perfect Woman (a combination of Xena the Dominatrix and Mary Poppins--WTF?!) • Surv? We know all HE wants is to meet Lamber on the talk show circuit--expecting that to lead to fulfillment of his dreams. . . (Don't DO it, Surv! You're better than that!) Hopefully, he will resist the urge to drop his pants to impress her with HIS moon. . . • Dalton? She just wants to make enough to "retire" in comfort--actually calling the shots from her secret headquarters in Vegas. . . Between the oil wells and her success promoting a national transmission chain (no, these things DON'T always make sense!) no one ever really cops to the idea of what she's really all about--until she decides to get into politics and wrests control of the Senate in 2008. • The Probster? He'll be the next Alex Trebek, knocking both Jeopardy and Win Ben Stein's Money off the air in one fell swoop, and becomes a popular host on VH-1. Does this qualify as bashing? Do I get some kind of prize for this, coonhead? GT Edited so sleeeve's new moniker is spelled correctly, as DK so kindly pointed out!
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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07-15-01, 09:17 PM (EST)
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18. "Wow, GT!!" |
What an epic!! Well done, Tirekisser!!Hmmm...maybe GT's nickname is Great Time, as in what all those scribblings on the bathroom walls say..."for a Great Time, call...." That would explain her constant squelching of any, according to her, overly sexual behaviour. Kinda like how the ex-smokers are the most adamant anti-smokers. Think about it, folks!!
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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07-15-01, 09:51 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Wow, GT!!" |
All right, kat. . . you are SOOOOOOO asking for it! And ME against SEX? HAHAHAHA! All depends on the time and place, my dear--my only complaint is when some crazed feline comes into the bar and has to shove her tail under EVERY guy's nose! How are the rest of us supposed to compete with such aggression, I ask you?!But did I say ANYTHING about you entering the X-rated biz? I never bothered seeing Charlie's Angel's, so perhaps this is something I should've been aware of. . . I thought it was all hair and not-quite-Bruce-Lee stuff--right up your alley! (HA! ALLEY!) And yes--I didn't add to sleeeve's prospects, because Mr. Free-To-Lay was too perfect. He'll probably wind up on Burnett's payroll, in the same way that the government ends up hiring computer hackers because they know how to foil their own kind. And would you believe I forgot the man who started it all? Yes, shakes will have his BV fame, his fifteen minutes from LC, then he will star in an ill-fated revival of the Bozo show--ill-fated, because he will be discovered in possession of a pet midget, who is left alone with an ill-stocked cooler and rescued (nigh unto the brink of death) by a radical PETM group on a liberation raid. Parents everywhere will hold STC memorabilia burnings, and years later, he will only be able to get a job hosting a lame internet game show and doing occasional guest appearances on WWF PPVs. Won't even be able to fall back on the practice of law to pay the bills, because Kismet will get his disbarred for fucking up her BV contract so badly and absconding with her money. Forced to leave the country, his only joy will be in frequenting chat rooms to tell all who will listen of his former fame--and the way Goldie Hawn conspired to take it all away from him. I do predict he will ultimately find fame and fortune in France, however, once they discover how abysmal his talents truly are--and what an asshole he is, deep down (being a pr¡ck is the official pasttime in Paris, you know.) Very sad. As for your unwarranted attack on me, kitty. . . I am wondering if you are TRYING to get booted off BV, or just heard that you're already slated to be next, so you're taking pot shots while you can. . . Really, I may never understand the feline mind. . . GT
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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07-16-01, 01:50 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Wow, GT!!" |
Now that I've seen OFG's reply to you, DK, I am grasping where the X-rated thing came from--not from ME at all!! Still leaves the question of why I was in your line of fire, but I do feel somewhat better.Not that that's gonna save your ass on BV, mind you. . . And yes--I COULD have edited the message above, but where's the whoredom in THAT?! I don't get ANY numbers for edits--and with only two more to go 'til I reach 1300, you can bet I won't stop 'til I'm there! Have you people forgotten that the whole contest is to Outwhore! Outwhore! Outwhore!? (Yeah, I know they changed it some, but I'm not taking a chance on screwing up my contract! . . .) Ha HAAA! GT
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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07-15-01, 09:11 PM (EST)
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17. "Awesome, OFG..." |
Great list! But for sleeeve, you meant, of course: Mr. Freee-to-Lay...And, X-rated for me?? Whaaaaaa???? Come on, sistah, lay 'em on the table if you got'em!! (hehe I said "lay") SirOptimist!!!!! Heeeheeeeheeeeeeee
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-16-01, 01:08 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Awesome, OFG..." |
GT, I'm so glad you fleshed out the futures of these losers, I'm going to keep your predictions and see how they turn out. If you check Not eee's spoiler, you will see it appears Shakes has been in France already, and probably faked his own death to escape his Italian creditores...And to you DK, when you remind me: >>But for sleeeve, you meant, of course: Mr. Freee-to-Lay... Of course that's the proper spelling! I spelled Geeek right but then I had a lapse...it was late. Thank you for catching it. As for you, my X-rated feline friend, I simply meant that when I started going with alternate names for kitty, some of them were a tad risque. You are free to come up with one for yourself, but of course... Years ago I knew a woman who went by the name of Magnolia Thunderpussy, who had been a mover and shaker in San Francisco's psychedelic heyday. I always thought that was a "ballsy" name--imagine introducing yourself to strangers...
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