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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-19-01, 01:19 PM (EST) "Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" I can't wait to get a hold of this show....I'm so excited I jut might write the first episode summary before the thing even airs...it really souldn't be that hard, just follow the following outline: 1. Recruits arrive: Focus on the dainty one and the fat, old one. 2. Everyone gets yelled at 3. Someone cries 4. More yelling 5. Someone says that they don't think they can put up with this for that much longer 6. Obstacle course: the old one falls down a lot 7. Vote off: The old one gets tossed but not before an interview where he/she says, "even if I am the first one voted off I wouldn't trade this experience for the world." 8. Previews for Episode 2: More yelling, crying and another obstacle course. Rinse and repeat 8 times and you've got yourself a complete season of reality tv, FOX style. This show is gonna suck....I wouldn't have it any other way.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... Monkeyboy 03-19-01 1    RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... RASH 03-22-01 2        RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... George Tirebiter 03-27-01 7  ... This is my rifle.... This is my... IceCat 03-24-01 3    RE: ... This is my rifle.... This i... SurvivinDawg 03-26-01 4        This is my balloon..This is my anim... Monkeyboy 03-27-01 9  RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... Loree 03-26-01 5    RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... aSevie 03-31-01 11        RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... Loree 04-01-01 12  RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... tari32 03-27-01 6    RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... VOYEUR 03-27-01 8  RE: Warming up my flame thrower as ... Bewitchingbrat 03-28-01 10

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Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-19-01, 02:50 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" Shakes...excellent preshow summary. They all sound about right. Balloon animal boy is this shows Greg! *** GO BALLOON ANIMAL BOY! ***   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RASH 19 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 03-22-01, 11:06 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" I AGREE WITH YOUR PRESHOW SUMMERY TO SOME DEGREE. IF THE DRILL INSTRUCTORS DECIDE WHO TO BOOT OFF BY WHAT THEY BELIEVE AND NOT WHAT THE SHOWS PRODUCERS WANT, WHICH IS DOUBTFUL, THEN AGE WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT OR EVEN WEIGHT FOR THAT MATTER. THEY WILL KEY IN ON THE WEAK MINDED AND EMOTIONAL ONES. THERE IS NOTHING A DRILL INSTRUCTOR LOVES MORE THAN TO MAKE SOMEONE CRY FOR THEIR MOMMY AND THEY WILL TAKE IT UPON THEMSELVES TO TRY TO MAKE THE STRONGEST BREAK DOWN. IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BEING THE ALPHA MALE AND A MARINE.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-27-01, 09:42 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" LAST EDITED ON 03-27-01 AT 09:44 AM (EST) RASH: I can shout--don't hear you! (Edited to add that I KNOW I wrote it this way, since the Firehead humor will probably be lost on most of you. . . ) GT   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-24-01, 03:27 AM (EST) 3. "... This is my rifle.... This is my gun..." Being an ex-military guy, I'm kinda looking forward to slammin' the heck outta this one... It's gonna be a pain watching someone get paid $500,000 to suffer the same abuse I did. We cleared less than $400 a month when I was in basic... Oh this is depressing... I cleared about $1000 during basic. Some yahoo on this show is gonna make 500 times my salary!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

SurvivinDawg 6816 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-01, 02:10 PM (EST) 4. "RE: ... This is my rifle.... This is my gun..." Ice, I just take solace in the fact that no matter how much they win, they are all dirty, nasty, stinking LEGS! (For those of you who don't know, a LEG is someone who is not Airborne qualified.) Let me have a crack at these "recruits." I'll have Balloon Boy tinkling in his panties! *** Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-27-01, 04:43 PM (EST) 9. "This is my balloon..This is my animal" >Let me have a crack at >these "recruits." I'll have >Balloon Boy tinkling in his >panties! Wrong there dawgy! Balloon animal boys lack of giving a crap makes him an ideal candidate for someone with a will of iron. He's going to laugh in their faces because he knows it's not the real military and he's not really in danger. *** GO BALLOON ANIMAL BOY ***   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-01, 09:12 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" Does anyone know when this show was taped?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

aSevie 3 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 03-31-01, 10:26 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" >Does anyone know when this show >was taped? It was taped last October/November down at Camp Blanding in Florida.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-01-01, 02:55 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" Thanks for the info aSevie.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

tari32 38 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 03-27-01, 01:19 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" Shakes, you can see the future; I just watched "Extra" and they showed a ton of clips; too much crying, sweating, and screaming for my taste. The most interesting part was MB's interview. The reporter said that some of the crew were from the original survivor and MB said he wasn't worried about the competition, there are several days in a week. (Or something like that, he speaks and I glaze over.... Anyway, they showed a ton of clips, they seemed so blatant until the MB/Survivor tie-in...I can't wait for some of you experts to analize the videos.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

VOYEUR 165 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-27-01, 11:36 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" i can go to the gym to see fat people sweating, in fact i do, 4 days a week. let me tell you...it is not a pretty sight to see fat, sweaty women walking around the locker room NAKED...eww   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Bewitchingbrat 7 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 03-28-01, 10:11 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Warming up my flame thrower as we speak" Numbers one through six and number eight were brilliantly accurate. Number seven got ya! Can't wait for the "official summary" (hint, hint....).   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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