it's kinda funny how we crave for other peoples misery when it's over such apetty thing that's their own fault.about mark the host:
i swear they have those bonfires so the fire & shadows in his face make him look like satan -
mark: "before we get going, i'm about to show you a tape
of your significant other gettin jiggy that will feel like your heart getting ripped out with a circ saw" -
"shortly therafter i will act like i have compassion and say 'are you ok? do you need a minute?'"
"just remember...we are all laughing on the inside at you, not for you"
unlike last ti, i'm pretty sure that all 4 guys have 100% intent to dump their girfriends.
gold-digger is looking for greener grass - she clearly was badmouthing and putting her current boyfriend down for being a bartender. nice bod, but 'c-nt' written all over her.
chia-pet wants to get married & doesnt care to whom - can we say 'needy co-dependent?'
adrian (who somehow landed a spot on love cruise and this show) fell asleep in the relationship the last 3 years & woke up realizing he needs a scheme to dump her. by the end of the show, the single chicks will be calling him 'slut'.
princess guenivere & freak show kinda scare me. they look really creepy & that guy with the squinty eyes & smile looks like one of those things that turns into a flying troll when it gets wet (you know what i mean? furby or something like that) one of those creepy little elf things.
rhoda is really in love with marco-polo & just wants to give him a 'wake up call': got news honey....guys don't see things as 'wake up calls'
...somethin about an eye for an eye & it's really easy to jump on the first cowgirl that comes by slappin her ass - she's probably right about marco not loving her back...that sucks, but that's life - let it go & have fun.
ladies: make a note...when you lose the mirror in your compact and you start using your reflection in windows - that's what happens to your eyeshadow
is there any guy that would want to come home to any of these girls?
of the 4 guys - the bartender guy is the only one that seems righteous & he may actually want to hang on to gold-digger, but it's for his own good to unload her.
i yelled at my tv again this week when they said 2 more singles had to go...wtf?!
the singles are where are the action is, the other 8 are just show props.
stop kickin people off!! and why haven't i seen psych chick & her $4,000 floaties in the hot tub yet!?
cmon!!! get with the program!
ok ok more details w/ep3
BJH