|
|
|
|
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
|
|
|
"Train Wreck Alert: Noo York Commences her Reign of Terror Tonite"
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
01-08-07, 01:56 PM (EST)
 
  |
|
1. "RE: Train Wreck Alert: Noo York Commences her Reign of Terror Tonite" |
You forgot to mention it was ninety minutes of fun, fun, fun! Ninety whole minutes! It's not commercial-free, but that's because Headon signed up for every last sponsor slot. And after watching New York for ninety minutes, you'll want to apply something directly to your forehead. I hear ice axes are very popular this time of year.With both Flav series, you had to figure there were about six people who were interested in Flav as a person and a huge leftover that just wanted DAW exposure. And that's six between two seasons. But Flav has some things to recommend him. No, really. For starters, he's had -- um... four series on VH1! And he presumably got paid something, so he can take you out for a burger! Anything off the dollar menu is yours, baby. Anything at all. But with Tiffany -- well -- how can I put this? She had one chance to show us who she was, and she turned out to be a raving psycho be-yotch. She then got a second chance, and used it to become even more of a raving psycho be-yotch. So we are looking at a contestant pool for a romance series who are pretending to be attracted to both raving psycho be-yotches and the overbearing domineering please-fall-over-now mothers who warped them. I'm guessing this is nineteen DAWs looking for media exposure and one male whose self esteem is exactly that low. He'll be the first one eliminated. Of course, like attracts like. Maybe Janice will show up. I'm curious enough to consider watching the arrival of the victims, just to see who's this desperate for camera time. And also to see if Tiffany gives them nicknames. 'I think I'll call you 'Bleeder'.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
 |
livingthroughmytv 70 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
|
01-08-07, 02:17 PM (EST)
|
|
2. "RE: Train Wreck Alert: Noo York Commences her Reign of Terror Tonite" |
I confess I'll watch the first episode. I just can't turn away from the trainwreck. But I don't know I'll keep coming back...maybe if the guys are interesting enough...and nothing else is on
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
eire_heart74 1231 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
|
01-08-07, 03:37 PM (EST)
|
|
3. "RE: Train Wreck Alert: Noo York Commences her Reign of Terror Tonite" |
Of course I will watch. Like the above post said, ain't nothing else on!
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
01-09-07, 11:12 AM (EST)
|
|
11. "RE: Faked reality strikes again." |
Hey, I think Tiffany and Moms are crazy like zee fox. They are flouncing them weaves all the way to the bank, while I'm here making coffee for lawyers. Put it this way - I don't know what Noo York is getting paid for this gig, but I'd be willing to take it on.That being said, WTF does she see in Chance? His Rick James brother is at least articulate. Chance sounds like Boomhauser and I don't think he's anywhere nearly as dangerous as, say, Moms. Mr. Boston? Gilbert Gottfried wants his voice back. Obviously this guy will be around for a long time, for pure comic relief and as alternate stage lighting. I don't particularly care that Wood was on Elimidate or Date My Mom or Next or whattevah...it reminds me of porn, where they talk about losing your "freshness" after you make a certain number of deepfisted appearances. There is no such thing as reality DAW virginity. Wood was pretty. I wanted her to keep Wood. Poor Rico. Not too Suave. Not even Pert. The guy I felt for the most was the Fugly Old Man With a Heart. I thought they'd keep him around as sort of a superannuated Goldie for awhile but she quashed that notion fast -- and given how freaky that eye thing was, well, I can't really blame the girl. We shall see. I'm pretty braindead when I get home from work most Mondays, and that seems an appropriate mindset for this particular program. We'll see if I last through the Chippendale Challenge. 
We'll be kind and not even mention NY's houseboy, Rosita.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
01-09-07, 11:31 AM (EST)
|
|
12. "RE: Faked reality strikes again." |
At least she admitted it was a weave. That's rare. 'No, this is my own hair. Bought and paid for. Only three installments to go.'What does she see in Chance? The same thing Donald saw in Brent. Keep the crazy for a few extra episodes and see if ratings result. If they don't result, dump him. That and she secretly hates her mother. Kind of hard to blame her... The pity of the night was that Mr. Boston was too late in line to receive the nickname 'Whiteboy'. Pretty? For the most part, it was a fairly to very attractive group. Onix is almost too good-looking to be believed. Unfortunately, Tiffany chose to name him after a Pokemon. 'I choose you! -- for the hot tub! Oh, no -- you're weak against water types!' Rosita... oh, you mean The Gayest Gay Man On The Planet Gay! Whew! Thought I missed somebody for a minute. (You know, there's got to be a way to shorten that.) At this point, I mostly want to know two things: 1. How bad is this going to get? Because we're at Bachelor level for contestant cattiness and accelerating. 2. Does Moms Pollard have any gaydar, or is she just pulling out any excuse to get rid of people? 'You're not good enough for me.' That's right, Tiffany. They're breathing. Way overqualified for your tastes.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
minette67 1 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
|
01-15-07, 03:59 PM (EST)
|
|
26. "RE: Faked reality strikes again." |
Am I the only one who found it offensive for Tiff to nickname a man Whiteboy and in the same hour jump down Rico's throat for calling her his little black girl? This family is white trash with a tan. I won't be tuning in again.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
|
|
Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
01-10-07, 02:30 PM (EST)
|
|
17. "RE: Okay, this drama queen lied." |
From the wikipedia page:
Callout
Order Ep 1
01 Whiteboy
02 Tango
03 Onix
04 Real
05 Heat
06 Bonez
07 Trendz
08 12 Pack
09 Pootie
10 Token
11 T-Weed
12 Romance
13 Rico
14 Mr. Boston
15 Chance
16 Jersey
17 Wood
18 T-Bone
19 Ace
20 T-Money
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
|
01-10-07, 09:42 PM (EST)
|
|
20. "RE: Train Wreck Alert: Noo York Commences her Reign of Terror Tonite" |
Maybe I've been talking with Bravie too much, but when I heard "POOTIE", I thought of flatulence.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
eire_heart74 1231 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
|
01-11-07, 09:53 AM (EST)
|
|
21. "RE: Train Wreck Alert: Noo York Commences her Reign of Terror Tonite" |
Do you think Flav will make a guest appearance? I mean she didn't really have any friends from prior seasons to bring back to help her. If it's just going to be her mom, that's going to get old really fast.
|
|
Remove |
Alert |
Edit |
Reply |
Reply With Quote | Top |
| |
|
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
|
|
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
