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"LLCIV: 10 Down 3 to go..."
tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-20-13, 03:56 PM (EST)
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"LLCIV: 10 Down 3 to go..." |
Allright. That's it! That drat-blasted EPJP has done me one over and has left he out to hang-dry atop a fortification of self-inflicted spoils.Soooo, I have no Hut-Cam to share with you this week. It seems that most anything I could possibly have devised as a question has been answered already. Thanks in part to my sworn enemy EPJP and his crack-addled staff of edit-demons. However, I do have a request. During the middle of the week I was captured and locked away in a penthouse prison suite of the Vdara...
Yes. THAT Vdara. The non-smoking, non-gaming, ultra-posh resort. Most famous because; due to its position, angle, building materials and malicious intent is quite capable and fond of roasting people alive. (Talk about gross-food.) As of this moment there is only 1 way in or out. And the Sun is about to reach the points in it's path where the "death-ray" will begin torching anything on it's way through the singular outlet. And like ants under a magnifying glass, you all are in danger of being roasted in your quest. Yes, quest. See, I am charging you all with saving me. In mere moments I will raise the bugle on this quest. You, as celebrity losers, in hopes of reaching your much exalted host in his pent-prison, must get yourself from the starting point, where you currently are, across the atrium and into the building. I will be describing the process further in a post below and will also be calling the first move in that post as well. For now, those that have the Space Helmet (Dennis, Sandra and Sasha) have a slight advantage, discuss... Oh and discuss, if you want to, the lack of Hut-Cam this week. As if Survivor REALLY was the reason any of you were here in the first place.
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Molaholic 8636 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-20-13, 05:25 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: LLCIV: 10 Down 3 to go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-20-13 AT 05:28 PM (EST)I'm so glad that I found a free moment to connect. It's fascinating that we have a solar-related challenge, since the sun is such a vital part of our lives. I would also like to dispel some unfounded rumors about "roasting" and "death-ray" being generated in ordinary buildings. Pure poppy-ccok (excuse the vulgarity). However, in order to sooth your obviously frazzled psyche, I will give you an offer of comfort (along with the prerequisite warm beverage). To further calm your nerves, I will also send a protective suit made primarily from element 13 -- (Al) -- first isolated in Denmark in 1825 and with an average atom weight of 26.981538. Do not let it heat up beyond 660.32º C or it will melt. It will give you ample protection, I'm certain.
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Scarlett O Hara 3301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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11-20-13, 06:07 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: LLCIV: 10 Down 3 to go..." |
Well, I do declare! Solar Power, Prison? Resort, malicious intent? This will be the 'Death-Ray' of me I swear! I'll just put on my sun suit and I'm ready to extinguish any Sun rays that come my way ...I am confounded ... *scratches nuts* ... but just in case ... 1. Sent off the Island: Aras 2. Immunity Necklace Wearer: Monica 3. Voted Off: Laura M. 4. Cries ... Tina / Laura / Katie / Cierra 5. First to vote at TC: Cierra
Read me.
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-20-13, 06:47 PM (EST)
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3. "Rescue Hugh: Turn 1" |
Welcome celebrities! I promise you 100 chips if you can save me.You are all at the START.
I am at the END. Moving only 1 space, wend and wind your way from Start to End hopefully avoiding the magnified sun-burns over the course of the week. (Yes, Jim, I understand the plausibility factor of something of this magnitude actually taking place, which is why I, I'm sorry, THEY, have installed their own extreme-magnifying lenses and hydrogen-powered flaming ball to cause multiple burn-beams upon the grid above.) Each celebrity will have to Claim your position in the SUBJECT of your post. Remember, it can only be 1 space away from your current position, so for this first "turn" it should be either Position 2R or 2L. Like the other games, I will come back tomorrow and reveal which spaces were burned and then offer you your next move opportunity. Every time you get burnt 20 chips will be incinerated from your reward stash. If you get burnt 5 times you will be out. IF you have the space helmet (Sandra, Sasha and Dennis) put it on, it will help you survive unscathed for a single burn. Save Me!
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Dakota 5688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-20-13, 07:59 PM (EST)
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5. "2L" |
Wish I had seen this sooner. Seems I'm not the only one blinded by the evil green solar conspiracy.
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Georjanna 1303 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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11-21-13, 03:58 PM (EST)
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16. "Hang On!" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-21-13 AT 11:33 PM (EST)Mr. Jackman (Blush)I had intended to have my hair dyed a lovely shade of pink and a few precious metals and jewels embedded here and there about my body today - it's a long story - but now it would seem that we must deal with your little difficulty. So, instead, early this morning I called in a favor or two from Foggy Bottom and your very own crack military unit should be arriving at The Vdara just about now ... Art from Freaking News
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suzzee 5156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-21-13, 05:29 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Rescue Hugh: Turn 1" |
I'll take 2R if it's not too late.
Ooooo, come a little closer, you look tasty...
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-20-13, 10:19 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: LLCIV: 10 Down 3 to go..." |
There there, Sara. Once Hut Cam is up and running again, the game will be over and it'll be like it never happened. Or we could call it something besides Hut-Cam, which apparently fish read as Poop-Room, to keep it fairly safe to enter on a weekly basis. And really, the dis-inclusion of Hut-Cam this week was a great nod to the inability of those whom DON'T follow spoilers. So, I accept that your tears are tears of joy, for not subjecting non-spoilers to too much public humiliation.
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kingfish 16514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-21-13, 04:20 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: LLCIV: 10 Down 3 to go..." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-21-13 AT 04:23 PM (EST) Ok, I'm in.
2R. I don't really care, you see, but I've been wanting to wear my aluminum space helmet for a while, it's a gift from that weird little red head Kathy Griffen or something or other (who really cares, anyway?) from back when she wanted to lick my tongue stud. I don't blame her, it is a pretty cool tongue stud, just like everything else about me. I don't understand why the Trump couldn't see that. Who cares though, he’s an idiot. But it's fun to lay back in my deck lounge chair around the Loser Lodge hot tub after a game of boob bounce (something about a ball and a net too), sip margaritas, and get my hair dyed teal. Not talking about me head hair though, that was last week. Got to make the cue match the cue ball, IYKWIM. I have been feeling a bit backed up lately, all that raisin bran I’ve been eating I guess. Plus Muffin’s muffin. I didn’t realize that would cause me to back up, but if I had I would have done it anyway. Although I don’t do that for the nutritional value, maybe there is some vitamin P there. I did miss my scheduled trip to the porta-potty cam. I guess next week I’ll just have to redouble my output, that little monkey attendant better bring an extra big bucket. Tribe put the Louse in Louser Lodge.
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-21-13, 05:39 PM (EST)
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19. "Rescue Hugh: Turn 2" |
Turn 1 results...
The bending of the beam had the worst of the UV hit the START and 2L spaces. Everyone who chose 2L had 20 chips turn to ash. Everyone whom didn't move at all also had 20 chips incinerate.On START: Move to either 2L or 2R Dennis, Billie, Cassandra, Reba On 2L: Move to either 3L or 3C Ron, Sara, Angelina, Jim and Sandra On 2R: Move to either 3R or 3C Dierks, Whoopi, Miley, Sasha, Hillary
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kingfish 16514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-22-13, 09:50 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Rescue Hugh: Turn 2" |
I know I've been into my Margaritas, I know that I switched to straight shots of mescal a while ago, and I know that I can no longer see the rim, much less dunk the ball anymore. But I also know that I moved to 2R. So, secure in that knowledge and reminding Mr. "I'm so sensitive to concentrated sunlight" that I have little friends in high places that have resources of that can really light up the room, I move from 2R to...3C. Now, tell the monkey to get the hot water running for the deck tub, and I'm going to need a six handed massage afterward and a Turkish Delight followup. (I won't be checking her passport, though). And don't tell Hilary where I am. She seems to be popping up everywhere, and I think that's more than coincidental.
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suzzee 5156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-22-13, 10:53 AM (EST)
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27. "Turn 2 Cassandra picks 3C" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-22-13 AT 10:54 AM (EST) Sorry I think my oobies must have gotten into your line of sight, I picked 2R for turn 1.That's ok sweetie, glad to be a distraction... >smooch< See, you just have to get a little closer... whoa...back up there tiger, you have to breath you know...
Ooooo, come a little closer, you look tasty...
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-23-13, 04:39 AM (EST)
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30. "Rescue Hugh: Turn 3" |
Turn 2 Results...
The reflected sunbeam tragically torched the 3C and 4L spaces. Everyone who chose 3C had 20 chips turn to ash. Here's who's where and which way they should could go. On START: Move to either 2L or 2R Billie(80), Reba(80) On 3L: Move to either 4L or 4FL Sara(80), On 3C: Move to either 4L or 4R Dennis(100), Whoopi(80), Jim(60), Cassandra(80), Miley(100), On 3R: Move to either 4R or 4FR Dierks(100), Hillary(100), Sasha(100)+(helmet) , On 2L: Move to either 3L or 3C Ron(80), Angelina(80), and Sandra(100)
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suzzee 5156 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-23-13, 08:24 PM (EST)
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36. "oops" |
hate it when that happens Ooooo, come a little closer, you look tasty...
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-24-13, 02:53 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: 4R" |
Happy B-Day, Miley! I hope you make it through the night.
It would be kind of weird to have a ghost playing in the lodge.
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-24-13, 02:37 AM (EST)
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40. "Rescue Hugh: Turn 4" |
Turn 3 Results...
The intensified ultraviolet lay waste to spaces START, 2L, 3L, 4FL, 5R and 6R. Here's who's where and which way they should could go for Turn 4. On START: Move to either 2L or 2R Billie(60), Reba(60) On 2L: Move to either 3L or 3C Ron(60), Angelina(60), and Sandra(80) On 3C: Move to either 4L or 4R Whoopi(80), On 4R: Move to either 5C or 5R Hillary(100), Sasha(100)+(helmet), Jim(60), Miley(100), Dennis(100), Cassandra(80), On 4FR: Move to either 4R or 5R Dierks(100), On 4FL: Move to either 4L or 5L Sara(60),
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-25-13, 04:41 AM (EST)
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56. "Rescue Hugh: Turn 5" |
Turn 4 Results...
The high-powered sunbeam-laser scorched and blistered spaces START, 2R, 3C, 4FL, 4L, 5C and 6R. Here's who's where and which way they should/could go for Turn 5. On START: Move to either 2L or 2R Billie(40), Reba(40) On 2L: Move to either 3L or 3C Ron(60), and Sandra(80) On 3L: Move to either 4FL or 4L Angelina(60), On 3C: Move to either 4L or 4R Whoopi(60), On 5C: Move to either 6L or 6R Cassandra(60), Dennis(80), Miley(80), Jim(40), On 5R: Must move to 6R Dierks(100), Sasha(100)+(helmet), Hillary(100), On 5L: must move to 6L Sara(60),
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DearAbby 2997 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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11-25-13, 10:06 AM (EST)
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59. "6L" |
Like, I am sooooooo excited. My birthday weekend has been, like, totally cool! I even taught a cat to lip sync with me at the VMAs. Like, how cool is that? And, like, Andy from Big Brother even let me wear his totally awesome cat shirt. Cool! (But don't tell him I had to, like, cut it up to make it sexy.) Oh, and even though it's all about me, I want to say to Hugh that I'm glad you caught that skin cancer early.
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-26-13, 05:21 AM (EST)
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68. "Rescue Hugh: Uh-Oh!" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-26-13 AT 05:22 AM (EST)Well, I guess it didn't really matter how far you all got. And some of you got really far, but the END space was torched, and well, since that was where he was trapped, so Hugh was torched as well. There were still chip takes, but in the interest of moving things along (11 Down 2 to go... has been posted) and not kicking this particular dead horse for too much longer, I suggest we hold a sort of twisted-wake for his boxer-brief life. Then perhaps just wait for the results of 10 Down 3 to go to follow in a post below. First it was Hut-Cam, now it's the Host. A moment of silence please.
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tribephyl 10027 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-04-13, 07:45 PM (EST)
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72. "Results" |
Turn 5 Results...The tragic last moments of Hugh as the concentrated sun-laser torched spaces START, 2L, 2R, 3L, 3C, 3R and Hugh's hiding spot... END.
Here's where everyone ended up... On START: Billie(20), Reba(20)
On 2L: Ron(40), and Sandra(60) On 3L: Angelina(40), On 4L: Whoopi(60), On 6R: Sasha(100)+(helmet), Cassandra(60), Hillary(100), Dierks(100), On 6L: Dennis(80), Miley(80), Jim(40), Sara(60), Now, adding that to the last scoreboard would produce this...
Rank IS | Rank WAS | Celebrity | Name | Chips | Tokens | Tokens | Tokens | Vdara | helmet | NEW Chips | OLD Chips | TOTAL Chips | 1 | 1 | | Sasha | 0 | | . | . | 100 | 20 | 120 | 263 | 383 | 2 | 4 | | Dierks | 0 | | . | . | 100 | . | 100 | 235 | 335 | 3 | 6 | | Hillary | 0 | | | . | 100 | . | 100 | 224 | 324 | 4 | 3 | | Miley | 0 | | | | 80 | . | 80 | 236 | 316 | 5 | 2 | | Angelina | 0 | | . | . | 40 | . | 40 | 255 | 295 | 6 | 7 | | Cassandra | 0 | | | . | 60 | . | 60 | 213 | 273 | 7 | 5 | | Ron | 0 | | | . | 40 | . | 40 | 225 | 265 | 7 | 8 | | Sandra | 0 | | | . | 60 | . | 60 | 205 | 265 | 9 | 9 | | Whoopi | 0 | | | | 60 | . | 60 | 181 | 241 | 10 | 10 | | Jim | 0 | | | . | 40 | . | 40 | 176 | 216 | 11 | 13 | | Sara | 0 | | | . | 60 | . | 60 | 148 | 208 | 12 | 14 | | Dennis | 0 | | | . | 80 | . | 80 | 118 | 198 | 13 | 11 | | Billie | 0 | | | . | 20 | . | 20 | 168 | 188 | 14 | 12 | | Reba | 0 | | . | . | 20 | . | 20 | 157 | 177 |
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