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"LoserLodge15: 3.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-22-12 AT 04:14 AM (EST)Kudo's to Troy for alienating himself and insuring that he doesn't stand a chance of winning this game if he can't win every single remaining immunity.
Alas, such is the way of losers.
So for now, move over (a little) for Leif. 
HutCam Results:
A. Loud Mouth: Kat ~ Troyzan (5)
B. No Respite: Christina (5)
C. Icebreaker: Troyzan (5)
D. Disposable Vote: Troyzan (5)
E. WITFILGTVF?: Kim (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Kim ~ Tarzan (5)
This week, qwerty stands as the best acheiver in Hut-Cam bonii. As for the G● bonus: The Rallies:Rally 1: Most popular answer was... sphallolalia
Rally 2: Least popular answer was... Edmonton
Rally 3: Most popular answer was... Vampires
Rally 4: Least popular answer was... Campground
Rally 5: Most popular answer was... Mimes Rally 1: Mandarins get 1 ~ Grapefruits get 1 ~ Limes get 3 (G:1 M:1 L:3)
Rally 2: Limes get 1 ~ Grapefruits get 2 (G:3 L:4 M:1)
Rally 3: Grapefruits get 1 (G:4 L:4 M:1)
Rally 4: Limes get 1 (G:4 L:5 M:1)
Rally 5: Grapefruits get 1 ~ Mandarins get 2 ~ Limes get 2 (G:5 L:7 M:3)
The Mandarins get a total of 3 answers correct.
Therefore 3 points for each of their members.
The Grapefruits get a total of 5 answers correct.
I have doubled it and therefore each of their members receive 10 points. The Limes get a total of 7 answers correct.
Tripling their totals, each member receives 21 points.
Congrats  !!!
Overall...
Due to her team win in Nekkid V-Ball and her astounding HutCam results, qwerty reigns as the greatest scorer this week.
5cats went missing, which discludes her from praise for being the biggest loser.
So I rather point out that Moley performed the loseriest this week. (And just in time.)
| LOSER | HutCam | G● | this time | last time | over time | | Georj | 15 | 21 | 36 | 427 | 463 | | D'Abby | 10 | 10 | 20 | 404 | 424 | | jbug | 10 | 3 | 13 | 369 | 382 | | CT | 10 | 3 | 13 | 360 | 373 | | Dakota | 5 | 21 | 26 | 330 | 356 | | FloPo | 5 | 10 | 15 | 336 | 351 | | bydude | 5 | 21 | 26 | 298 | 324 | | suzzer | 0 | 21 | 21 | 299 | 320 | | Vix | 5 | 10 | 15 | 282 | 297 | | Moley | 5 | 3 | 8 | 284 | 292 | | Wall66 | 5 | 10 | 15 | 262 | 277 | | abs | 10 | 3 | 13 | 260 | 273 | | 5cats | 0 | 3 | 3 | 251 | 254 | | qwerty | 15 | 21 | 36 | 192 | 228 | | Gupster | 10 | 10 | 20 | 207 | 227 |
3.5 weeks to go... Can you feel it?
A change in the weather?
A change in the scene?
Well, before we go completely underground... Down the path in the SE corner of the island, just below laplaya, is Hut-Cam.
Please take a moment to give an account of your stay AND answer the following set of questions...
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5)
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5)
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5)
E. WITFIAGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Alicia gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) G● Bonus Finally, after much ado I am able to open the floodgates to Molaholic's special episode.
A week of bonuses designed to highlight our fellow loser, known fondly as Moley. We will be visiting Moley for 3 of his "normal" activities. Moley at Work ~ Moley at Play ~ Moley after Dark Each of them with their own message below.
Please visit them.
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04-21-12, 05:43 PM (EST)
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1. "Moley at Work" |
Moley at Work:
You may or may not know this about Moley but aside from his mastery of languages, finess with social politics and picqued interest in science, as fate would have it he is an influencer of young children.
IOW, He's a teacher.
As you may or may not believe, Moley works extremely hard for his meager wages. Devoting a majority of his time on this planet to the care and education of your children.
The other portion is seemingly dedicated to LoserLodge. 
Hence the tangental-basis for this first Molecentric question.For the LLPSQ&As I asked...
The official "If I were a survivor..." question.
12 - 17. You've made the Final 7 with the following survivors…
Benry ~ Brenda ~ Chase ~ Holly ~ Jane ~ Sash
You of course win but you must let me know how the others faired. Place them in their Boot order from F7 to F2. Well, Moley won! Sole LLPSQ&A Survivor (of question 12 - 17). Your job is to guess the order in which his list of 6 appeared.
From F7 through to F2.
For every survivor in the Correct position, I will award 5 points. 
Now, Moley, of course, you know this order. So you will NOT be answering this question.
You just automatically gets 35 points. WooHoo! |
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04-24-12, 09:51 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Moley at Work" |
Moley gets the day off!
Benry~ Sash ~ Jane ~ Holly ~ Chase ~ Brenda
Sweet! Thanks to Ag!
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04-24-12, 05:01 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Moley at Work" |
F7Benry ~
f6Brenda ~
f5Chase ~
f4Holly ~
f3Jane ~
f2Sash
WINNER -MOLEY!
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04-25-12, 10:51 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: Moley at Work" |
KUDOS to our Moley for teaching the youth of our nation and influencing young minds! You ROCK, Moley!
F7 Sash (There is only room enough for 1 mole on this island!
F6 Chase - He's a little too threatening, physically speaking...
F5 Jane - She's scary looking and a whack job to boot...and, she's a sore LOSER!
F4 Benry - clueless in Survivor world
F3 Holly - she's cute, mature, and has a shoe fettish...
F2 Brenda - she's hot
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04-25-12, 03:45 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Moley at Work" |
Benry
Brenda
Chase
Holly
Jane
Sash
Mole
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04-25-12, 04:42 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Moley at Work" |
Having NO EARTHLY IDEA how teachers think (hence my miserable "essay test" grades), I can only make a wild but furiously eager attempt.Jane, Holly, Benry, Brenda, Sash, and Chase And then I will apologize for all the bad things I said about any of the teachers who didn't like my essays. 
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04-25-12, 10:54 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Moley at Play" |
What is a red vine??? Anyone? How about a churro? I have no idea? YIKES! How about Moley gets the dodger dog I'll take the pretzel...
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04-25-12, 06:23 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: Moley at Play" |
Give peanuts to Moley and keep the kettlecorn
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04-26-12, 09:03 AM (EST)
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68. "RE: Moley at Play (The Envelope, please)" |
Thank you dear mole sir;
me likey pretzels 
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04-21-12, 05:45 PM (EST)
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3. "Moley after Dark" |
Moley after Dark:
As most have come to think, once the sun sets, Moley burrows into his den for the evening.
Not to be seen again til morn.
However, what I have come to learn is that the den is a lot more than just a cave for sleeping.
We are not supposed to know about this side of Moley.
But... His main den is split into three areas, The Drinking Mole, Mole The Show and The Peeping Mole.   
While you may choose any of the rooms to visit, the only way to make points for visiting is to participate in the Mainstage's Open-Mic Night!
Go ahead. Prepare and perform your best song-parody, poetry slam or booty dance.
Just make sure, they are ALL 'Mole'-centric.
You all have until Wednesday at 8PM BOARDTIME, to give it your best shot.
Now Moley, for this you will simply be the sole judge.
After everyone who wants to perform, does, please afford me a list of your top 7 performers.
Everyone will receive 10 points for performing.
Those on Moley's list of 7 will receive extra points, accordingly, for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place, as well as a smaller amount for 4th through 7th (the honorable mentions). |
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04-23-12, 11:14 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Moley after Dark" |
"LA Yell"
(with apologies to Billy Idol)Last night a little Dodger came roundin' second base
Last night a little Dodger found home was a safe place
He said "Come on Moley, though you don’t have the youth
Stay off of the field but we need you in the booth. " In the pre-game hour they cried- "Mole, Mole, Mole"
With an LA yell they cried- "Mole, Mole, Mole"
Just like Vin Scully - "Mole, Mole, Mole"
With an LA yell- "Mole, Mole, Mole"
Mole, Mole, Mole. Kirk Gibson with his bat, oh man that was big
But when asked about announcer, “Moley should get the gig!"
His call is clean and brings the fans to say,
“With a silky voice like that, we just can’t lose today!”
Because In the pre-game hour they cried- "Mole, Mole, Mole"
With an LA yell they cried- "Mole, Mole, Mole"
Just like Vin Scully - "Mole, Mole, Mole"
With an LA yell- "Mole, Mole, Mole" He lives in his own heaven
In the bottom of eleven
With two out, two strikes, one ball
Beltre blasts past the wall. We left New York, for you Mole
Three thousand miles, for you
We’ll win it all, for you Mole
One-sixty two, for you We’d build a booth, for you Mole
A place to talk, for you
We’d win it all, with you Mole
Just, just, justa, justa World Series win with you
Because In the pre-game hour they cried- "Mole, Mole, Mole"
With an LA yell they cried- "Mole, Mole, Mole"
Just like Vin Scully - "Mole, Mole, Mole"
With an LA yell- "Mole, Mole, Mole"
Mole, Mole, Mole.
Go ByDodgers!!
 
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04-24-12, 10:08 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Moley after Dark" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-24-12 AT 10:31 AM (EST)
I've had tickets to Mole! The Show for weeks now.
I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur
I've just got to wiggle. I'm too sexy for my paws, too sexy for my paws
So sexy light hurts And I'm too sexy for your spoilers
Too sexy for your spoilers
Yes way I'm disco dancing I'm a mole you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on your fresh lawn
Yeah on your fresh lawn on your fresh lawn yeah
I do my little turn on your fresh lawn. Dig me baby!
Sweet! Thanks to Ag!
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04-24-12, 08:25 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Moley after Dark" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-24-12 AT 08:27 PM (EST)I'd like to visit Mole the Show. Bob Dylan - Catfish Lazy stadium night
Moley on the mound.
"Strike three," the umpire said,
Batter have to go back and sit down. Moley, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Moley can. Used to work on Tribephyle's farm
But the Loser wouldn't pay
So he packed his glove and took his arm
An' one day he just ran away. Moley, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Moley can. Come up where the Dodgers are,
Dress up in Survivor suit,
Wearing a custom-made buff,
Says the Lodge is a hoot. Moley, million-dollar-man,
Nobody can throw the ball like Moley can.
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04-25-12, 11:18 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: Moley after Dark" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-12 AT 11:20 AM (EST)Mainstage Open-Mic Night... Sung to the tune of KC and the Sunshine Band, Get down tonight! 
Moley, mole, let's get together.
Moley, mole, me and you.
And do the things, ah, do the things
That we like to do....
Dig a little hole, make a little burrow,
Get down tonight.
Dig a little hole, make a little burrow,
Get down tonight.
Moley, mole, I'll meet you,
Same place, same time.
Where we can get together,
Share a worm...it's no crime.
Dig a little hole, make a little burrow,
Get down tonight.
Dig a little hole, make a little burrow,
Get down tonight.
Get down, get down, get down, get down,
Get down tonight, Moley!
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04-25-12, 01:28 PM (EST)
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I decided to attend a taping of my favorite game show, Where Is Moley? Hello folks, and welcome to the show, the show where anyone can win a date with Mr. Mole to attend all the Dodger games (Moley will of course be comped gratis), splitting time between the owners sky box and first base field level seats. As a bonus, you will have first dibs an all home run balls. In addition, you will receive signed jerseys by all the ballplayers (including visitors) and all you can eat Dodger dogs and nachos will be furnished by the house and served to you in your seat by your choice of Dodgerette (or two? three? you and Moley will decide, or DodgerDudes, your choice) who may, if you choose, sit with you and Moley and giggle cutely while you explain why baseball is such an interesting and inspirational sport. Does this sound fabulous? Sound like it's worth going for? All you have to do is pick the right Mole hole. You see, Moley likes to spend his time doing various things, one of which is A
indulging in his favorite alcoholic beverage, the Dodger Blue Gin Fizz, in the Watering Hole,
or B
watching his favorite Mole Pole dancer, Darling Darlene do de Dodger Twist at the Mole Pole Show,
or C
performing a function that becomes inevitable when one indulges in Dodger Chili, and when one needs a comfortable place of repose (with a strong vapor elimination fan), the Peeping Mole Pee Hole.
So which will you choose? Where is Moley now? Is he getting potted, or has Darling Darlene got his attention, or is he paying the price for indulging in that fabulous Dodger Chili? Oops folks it seems that I've used up all the time in describing this wonderful entertainment package that a lucky winner and Mr. Moley will win, so let's cut to the chase. Look under your seats folks, if you are a member of that exclusive resort "Loser Lodge", you WIN IT ALL!!!. In an unprecedented gesture, Oprah Winfrey has pitched in and made this award possible to all existing members of Loser Lodge. As I left the studio I remembered that mysterious letter from a Nigerian Prince named TribePhil telling me that I had won a membership at Loser Lodge, all I had to do was to send him $10 for shipping and handling. I ran home, put my check in the mail and hurried over to HUT CAM! Which (you guess it) is located in Moley's Pee Hole. It does have a 474 Jet engine for a exhaust fan however, after an unfortunate incident in week one. And again, I have to apologize, but boiled cabbage does it to me every time.
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). Chelsea
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Troy C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. Troy D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. kat E. WITFIAGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Alicia gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? Troy F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. Kim
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04-25-12, 03:54 PM (EST)
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44. "Your Cursor will stop and start Moley" |
Losing has never known a finer moment than when it stood in the batter's box with
Casey At The Bat
A Ballad of the Republic Sung in 1888And it has never appeared more appropriately. Because I intended to do a send up of the famous piece of literature for the Molaholic’s Special Episode. That is, I intended to do that after I gave up intending to do a send up of Green Eggs and Ham that substituted LA and Dodgers for the weird breakfast foods. And I gave that up because the further I got into it, the more I remembered just how angry I really was when the team that I had faithfully followed from my earliest memories of baseball had, in my sixteenth year, picked up bag and packed up baggage and turned their back on Brooklyn - and, by extension, my West Virginia hills - to move to Hollywood – for Pete’s sake! Hollywood! So now I’m 0-2. And we all know how that's going to end. So there’s that. And there is also the fact that Casey is a Loser of heroic proportions. He is so grandiose a screw-up that you can feel the strike and hear the sun duck for cover from the incoming. Casey is epic.
So, I hope you enjoy the poem, Moley. I know that it is very likely that you can recite its verses. But, I’m sort of glad that I’ve run out of time to alter it because I’ve also run out of inclination. Sometimes arrogance has already been perfected … The Outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play.
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A sickly silence fell upon the patrons of the game.A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, if only Casey could get but a whack at that -
We'd put up even money, now, with Casey at the bat. But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a pudding and the latter was a flake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Casey's getting to the bat. But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despis-ed, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and they saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third. Then from 5,000 throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It knocked upon the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat. There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile on Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat. Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance gleamed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip. And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped-
"That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one," the umpire said. From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore.
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted someone on the stand;
And its likely they'd a-killed him had not Casey raised his hand. With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the spheroid flew;
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said, "Strike two." "Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered “Fraud!”;
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again. The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow. Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Casey has struck out. Bonus Lesson
There's a Hole in the Bucket
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04-25-12, 04:44 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Moley after Dark" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-12 AT 04:52 PM (EST)*taps the michrophone*....Hello, is this thing on! *covers ears while everyone shouts yes!
Okay, and away we go with the Ballad of the MOle.(Sung to the tune of the ballad of gilligan's Isle.
just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a hairy mole,
Who lives on this survivor Isle, inside a great big hole, This mole is a big Dodger fan,
And he claims the Giants bite,
But the other moles who watch the games,
Say Moley just aint right. So come and see this mole my friends,
cause he will make you smile,
The dude never changes anything,
so every 21 years he's back in style!!!!! 
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04-25-12, 05:07 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Moley after Dark" |
** tap tap ** Is this thing on? <<feedback>> WHOA! Ok, so I can't sing and I can't dance, but I am fairly well-known for my stand-up routine. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I'm actually a little famous. <blushing> Moley? This one's for you. I hope you are entertained! Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses! Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious! Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?
A: Mole-tiple choice. Get it? MOLE-tiple choice? *ha ha* Q: What's the mole's favorite college football team?
A: The Florida State Semimoles Q: Who is the the mole's favorite actor?
A: Mole Gibson! Q: What's the mole's favorite brand of soda?
A: Coca-Mola! Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
A: It's mole-itically incorrect! *SPLAT!* *SPLAT!**SPLAT!* <wiping tomato off face, running off stage in tears>
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04-25-12, 06:45 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: Moley after Dark" |
*Steps up to the mike*
Let me give a big warm-up song before the main act arrives:Hate Big Brother forums
They're cold and they're damp
And all the people dressed like monkeys
Let's leave The Bachelor to the Eskimos
That town's a little bit too rugged
For you and me you bad boy Rollin' down the Imperial Highway
With a big nasty redhead at my side
Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north
And we was born to ride Roll down the window put down the top
Crank up the Beatles baby
Don't let the music stop
We're gonna ride it till we just can't ride it no more From the South Bay to the Valley
From the West Side to the East Side
Everybody's very happy
'Cause the sun is shining all the time
Looks like another perfect day I love Mol-lay!. (We love you)
I love Mol-lay! (We love you) Look at that mountain
Look at Tribe's house
Look at that bum over there, man
He's down on his knees
Look at these Dodgers
There ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere! Survivor Boulevard (We love it)
Moley's high school (We love it)
Moley's Peewee football stadium (We love it)
The Amazing Race (We love it, we love it) I love Mol-lay!
I love Mol-lay
(We love you)
And look who just showed up to sing this just for you Moley!
I Love LA!
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-12, 11:26 PM (EST)
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67. "Moley after Dark (The Envelope, Please)" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-12 AT 11:28 PM (EST)After a tough day of hearing my 7th graders show just how much they need to learn about what's what, I enjoyed reading (and singing along when possible) all of your terrific posts. So, here goes: 6th Runner-Up The Groovy Flowerpower 5th Runner-Up Fellow pedagogic provider Agman 4th Runner-Up It's Good to be Green Kermit 3rd Runner-Up That Wonderful Nutmeger CTgirl 2nd Runner-Up Our Knower of All Things Wise & Wonderful DearAbby 1st Runner-Up Miss Congeniality -- Clever-as-all-getout jbug
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04-23-12, 04:11 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: LoserLodge15: 3.5 weeks to go" |
I'm expecting to get extra points for being first to answer in all places.
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04-24-12, 10:08 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: LoserLodge15: 3.5 weeks to go" |
I've got a few minutes to use before the little darlin's come traipsing in for their lessons on naughty bits & what you can (and can't) do with them, so here we go... A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). Alicia
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Tarzan
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. Troyzan
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. Kat
E. WITFIAGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Alicia gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? Troyzan
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. ChristinaDon't forget that your Homework assignment is due on Wednesday. I will be calling parents for anyone who misses... 
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04-25-12, 11:23 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: LoserLodge15: 3.5 weeks to go" |
HutCam Entry
A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) Christina
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Kat
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5) Kim
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5) Christina
E. WITFIAGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Alicia gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (5)Troy
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Kim
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04-25-12, 04:48 PM (EST)
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49. "Ags choices" |
Hutcam entry:A. Troyzan
B. Alicia
C. Kim
D. Chelsea
E. Troyzan
F. Christine
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53. "Vix Pix" |
Is it just me? Or does this hutcam smell like... (sniff, sniff) peanut butter? What the heck goes ON in here when I'm not around?Never mind. Do NOT answer that. *snapping on hutcam* A. Loud Mouth: Kat
B. No Respite: Kat
C. Icebreaker: Christina
D. Disposable Vote: Kim
E. WITFIAGTVF?: Troy
F. Damaged Goods: Christina /hutcam I'd really like a peanut butter sandwhich now, but I suddenly realize that I don't know where that peanut butter has been. I'm going to rethink my snack options on my way to the cantina.
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04-25-12, 07:38 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: LoserLodge15: 3.5 weeks to go" |
Did I make it in time?A. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5)Troy
B. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)Tarzan
C. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to SPEAK at TC. (5)Alicia
D. Disposable Vote: Name 1 survivor who is the first to VOTE at TC. (5)Tarzan
E. WITFIAGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Alicia gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (5)Troy
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)Christina
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