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"LoserLodge15: 5.5 weeks to go"
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"LoserLodge15: 5.5 weeks to go" |
OMG! It's been a long time since I've witnessed this many blurs in one episode.
And the first time I wish we had had a surplus of blurs in the lodge.
On the show Alicia, flashes crack, cheek, clevage and cussage. While she isn't alone in her blurs, it certainly shows what kind of creature she is.
And at the lodge...
That was Phat!
Big Thanks from Big Phat himself. HutCam Results:
A. Loser Manna: Alicia ~ Christina ~ Leif ~ Sabrina ~ Tarzan (5)
B. Non-Sprinter: Alicia ~ Chelsea ~ Christina ~ Kat ~ Kim ~ Leif ~ Michael ~ Sabrina (5)
C. No Respite: Alicia ~ Chelsea ~ Kat ~ Jay ~ Tarzan ~ Troyzan (5)
D. No Safety: Everyone but Jay (5)
E. Disposable Vote: Tarzan (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Christina ~ Tarzan (5) This week, D'Abby, Georj, Gupster and jbug get top HutCam honors. Even clooooser to perfect, but not quite. As for the G● bonus:
Big Phat's 3 rings of betting went down like so...
Ring 1: Dice:
The 3 rolls were...
4...
5...
9...
 winning letters...
b/f: D'Abby (16 tokens) ~ Georj (49 tokens) ~ jbug (35 tokens)
b/f: D'Abby (16 tokens) ~ Georj (49 tokens) ~ jbug (35 tokens)
b/e: D'Abby (16 token) ~ Georj (49 tokens) ~ jbug (35 tokens) Sorry, folks. Well, most of you. My dice rolls weren't so profitable.
DO NOT take me to Vegas. Unless, you're betting on threes.
Anyways,
Georj: 147 tokens
jbug: 105 tokens
D'Abby: 48 tokens Ring 2: Cards:
Dealer shows a 7HEARTS, and flips over a 7CLUBS, making 14.
Dealer must hit and ends up receiving a 3HEARTS. Total 17. CT: 20 (WIN)
jbug: 20 (WIN)
Vix: 20 (WIN)
qwerty: 18 (WIN)
Georj: 16
Gupster: 12
D'Abby: 12 Congrats, CT, jbug, qwerty and Vix!
You ladies share the pot.
Totaling 80 Tokens, means 20 Tokens each! Ring 3: Doors:
46 tokens to each loser who picked and kept their choice of the Green Door.
Congrats, Dakota, Georj, Gupster and jbug! Big Phat Token Totals:
Loser: Tokens (Points)
Georj: 193 (97)
jbug: 171 (86)
D'Abby: 48 (24)
Dakota: 46 (23)
Gupster: 46 (23)
CT: 20 (10)
qwerty: 20 (10)
Vix: 20 (10)
Overall... With G● bonus points and HutCams combined, it means Georj rocked it!
With 122 weekly points she zoomed into 1st overall as well.
The worst?
Our former leader, FloPo. Despite sneaking in well after the lights went out. Wall66 as well.
But if we're to take into account actually playing loserlike, well that would have to go to Moley, with the lowest score without just not showing up.
| Georj | 25 | 74+23 | 122 | 267 | 389 | | D'Abby | 25 | 24 | 49 | 297 | 346 | | CT | 20 | 10 | 30 | 308 | 338 | | jbug | 25 | 53+10+23 | 111 | 223 | 334 | | FloPo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 313 | 313 | | Dakota | 20 | 023 | 43 | 265 | 308 | | Vix | 15 | 10 | 25 | 257 | 282 | | suzzer | 20 | | 20 | 260 | 280 | | bydude | 20 | | 20 | 256 | 276 | | Moley | 15 | 0 | 15 | 251 | 266 | | Wall66 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 249 | 249 | | abs | 20 | 0 | 20 | 211 | 231 | | 5cats | 20 | ... | 20 | 211 | 231 | | Gupster | 25 | 23 | 48 | 137 | 185 | | qwerty | 15 | 10 | 25 | 146 | 171 |
5.5 weeks to go... A little switch up in format has us doing the G● first, then going on to Hut-Cam.
"In honor of what?", you ask.
Well, the pagan rebirth season is upon us and after my morning meeting with Mother Nature upon the hill, she states she has dropped off a few surprises for us.
So far, all I've found is monkey poop, gupster goop and more than just nature's calling.
However, she assures me that the grand lawn contains the promises of points. I roll my eyes. She rolls me down the lawn. Whatever our backstory is... (flashback to 1980. Mt St. Helens. Eruption of Love. Aftermath of Destruction. No return phone calls. Not like she had a land-line, but still. Can't even send a messenger pigeon?)
Mother Nature sure does love to hide little messes.
Indescribably beautiful messes.
And as long as you don't love her, she won't break your heart.
Keep your eyes on the Lawn and take your chances with the Great Egg Hunt! G● Bonus Hidden within the tangles of blades are numerous festive ova-jects.
Be the first to claim one of them, in your post, to collect the points.
Once you do, no one else may claim it. They will have to find another. Each of the "ova-jects" will be worth 10 points upon retrieval.
You will also receive points dependant upon the order in which the ova-jects are found and posted.
1st to be found will receive 13 points extra.
2nd through 4th will receive 10 points extra.
5th through 8th will receive 7 points extra.
9th will receive 6 points extra.
10th and 11th will receive 4 points extra.
12th through 15th will receive 3 points extra. and in the ever-enthusiastic and energizing prose of MN herself..."Start clicking bitches!" Now that your index finger is all grass-stained... Down the path in the SE corner of the island, just below laplaya, is Hut-Cam.
Please take a moment to give an account of your stay AND answer the following set of questions...
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5)
B. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5)
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)
D. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to speak at TC. (5)
E. WITFIKGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Kat gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (5)
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5)
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04-08-12, 12:03 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: This..." |
I can't imagine what I've done - that Tribe could have found out about, that is - to deserve that ... 
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04-08-12, 04:13 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Yum!" |
hmmm. sneaky. This looks almost EXACTLY like a hidden ova-ject. weird.
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04-09-12, 12:56 PM (EST)
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15. "Sneaky? " |
LAST EDITED ON 04-09-12 AT 08:50 PM (EST)I don't think so. But if there's a reward for 'sneaky' this week ... However, I do think that Mother Nature and the Renaissance Rabbits must frequent the same Egg Layers Local. And if you ask the question 'Which came first, the eggs on the lawn or the eggs - See the pic of me with the boys in the band - on the barroom floor?', you will find that in this case the Rabbits had Mother Nature beaten by about two days. And that sure doesn't happen often! Note: I'm told that both Mother Nature and the Renaissance Rabbits are able to resize objects/ova-jects at will. Like magic. Now that's weird. 
If you're not going to eat that luscious chocolate creation, I will ...
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04-11-12, 05:14 PM (EST)
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29. "Hutcam" |
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Alicia
B. Loud Mouth: Christina
C. No Respite:Tarzan
D. Icebreaker: Jay
E. WITFIKGTVF?: Christina
F. Damaged Goods: Jay
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04-09-12, 11:13 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: LoserLodge15: 5.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-12 AT 06:26 PM (EST)
Pretty! Sparkly!
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) ALICIA
B. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) JAY
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) KAT
D. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to speak at TC. (5) KIM
E. WITFIKGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Kat gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) TARZAN
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) CHRISTINA
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04-09-12, 01:53 PM (EST)
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17. "THe cuspidor song" |
Pulling out my secret weapon, a metal detector, I check box after box. Searching acre after acre of beach front, finding a skeleton gripping a metal detector, a gold coin, a monolythericerous fossil, a dead possom, Coco's hidden stash of feces balls, and I accidently fall into a septic tank.
Finally, with aching feet and stinky aroma, I find an egg. 
A yeaster yegg. All my own. And I'm so happy. But before I can claim it I have to clean up and get a shower. "Oh, the sun shines brignt, on my old kentucky home,
on my old Kentucky home, yessirree...." (I always sing in the shower) "I uh have uh uh uh uh bbblue, Christmus, uh widout youuuuuu"
"Toreador-a
Don’t spit on the floor,
Use the cuspidor,
That’s what it’s for” Hut Cam, and all that that implies....
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. Christina
B. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). kim C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. Malicia D. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to speak at TC. Jay E. WITFIKGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Kat gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? Jay
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. Kim
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04-09-12, 03:47 PM (EST)
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20. "Goose Egg !" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-09-12 AT 03:58 PM (EST)I got the pretty one! Although apparently the proud owner of a goose egg in the last contest. I bombed. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I am the Biggest Loser! Anyway I present my egg Sir Tribe and it only took 32 64 tries because by the time I actually posted this someone found my egg sheesh, vat a looooser. 
As I said before: 
I do so well as a loser I don't know what I would do without the Lodge. Dear Diary, Why are there big smudgy fin-prints all over my intimate diary pages and what exactly does this bookmark mean??? 
Another mystery to be solved. Anyway I've been thinking about speed-dating at the bar but, dang, all the guys are too fast for me.
must remember to duct tape their feet to the bar stool before I start chatting them up. I need to saunter down to Coco's and see what the drink specials are tonight. Last nights special the Bum Fuzzled made me see a pink donkey. Which wouldn't have been so bad if I could have caught it for a ride back to my hut. sigh On to the questions for me. HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Alicia It's been a slam dunk for her.
B. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) Alicia she's the camp loud mouth anyway.
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5)Tarzan always an easy pick
D. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to speak at TC. (5) Troy-zana-dana
E. WITFIKGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Kat gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) Jay or the appendix, before it gets her.
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Christina come through for me Tarzan.
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04-10-12, 05:21 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: LoserLodge15: 5.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-12 AT 10:48 AM (EST)
HutCam Entry
A. Loser Manna: Name 1 survivor whose naughty-bits will be Blurred. (5) Alicia
B. Loud Mouth: Name 1 survivor who will read aloud tree-mail (or any survivor message). (5) Kim
C. No Respite: Name 1 survivor who Loses the Reward Challenge. (5) Kat
D. Icebreaker: Name 1 survivor who is the first to speak at TC. (5)Tarzan
E. WITFIKGTVF?: Name the survivor whom Kat gives her vote to, at Tribal Council? (5) Christina
F. Damaged Goods: Name 1 survivor who Receives the Minority of Votes at TC. (5) Tarzan 
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04-11-12, 10:16 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: LoserLodge15: 5.5 weeks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-12 AT 10:21 AM (EST)
Holy Moley Carp -- what an adventure! There's so much stuff going on these days (Opening Day at Dodger Stadium -- Dodgers 2, Pirates 1 )
A. Loser Manna: Tarzan
B. Loud Mouth: Alicia
C. No Respite: Leif
D. Icebreaker: Tarzan
E. WITFIKGTVF?: Alicia
F. Damaged Goods: Kat
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04-11-12, 07:16 PM (EST)
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30. "All in all ... " |
LAST EDITED ON 04-12-12 AT 02:52 AM (EST)To Change Album Cover Only It’s been a really good week for me here on the island: Tribe rolled Big Phat’s Betting Circus onto the beach and I actually won at dice. And dice are never good to me. I also actually managed to pick the lucky closed door. And it has been my experience in the past that all those doors were closed (locked and bolted) in my face for darned good reasons! But maybe Luck’s playing nice here at the Lodge to compensate for what she’s about to do to me back home at Jims’ Casino. It isn't going to be pretty.
And as you’ll see in the two small albums that I’ve used for my HutCam entry below, the RRs in their fairy finery staged quite a Finale to their Season. And that will be the last Perdido will see of them in (or mostly out of) fancy dress until next April unless someone can persuade Sphinx to release some of his private stock of naughty snapshots from last week’s Wild, Wild Warrens tours that I mentioned earlier.
For now, it’s out of my bare-bunny suit and back to my ridiculously decadent suite (and closet). By way of Nutz. 
Background: Rabbits of the Rainbow by Pamela Silin-Palmer
Background: Rabbits of the Rainbow by Pamela Silin-Palmer
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