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Also known as Justice Lodge Week 3 Results / Week 4 Field Trip
The Logue Results: 1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Courtney (10) 2. Blur-tastic: Coach ~ James ~ Parvati (10) 3. Grabby Pants: Rupert (20) 4. Swing Voter: Rob (10) 5. Revolving requisition: James found an Idol. In his luxury bag. Yes (10)
Justice Lodge Villain Watch: Oh My Gawdzilla! Wow. What a disaster. We did manage to rescue Streetwalker and Balzac but the Meatpacker has fallen. And just when we thought we were in the clear the drat lizard returned and exacted revenge on Civics, Liberty AND THE JUSTICE LODGE!!! Not all is lost though. We did manage to collect some points... Skel-A-Rectile ~ 49 CanDangler ~ 41 Phnatom Blindside ~ 39 Trixi Whip Lash ~ 36 MoleMeister ~ 36 Procrastinatrix ~ 36 Crimson Avenger ~ 36 Pegasus ~ 34 VVVixen ~ 33 Frigga ~ 25 Hemiptera ~ 23 Cat Conjuress ~ 21 Sarcastia ~ 21 Sagittarius ~ 20 Caterwaul ~ 18 La Femme Dakota ~ 18 King Neptune ~ 16 Icarus ~ 15 Armed Trigger ~ 13 Royal Grouper ~ 0 Green Mean Machine ~ 0 Thunder Thore ~ 0 Batgirl ~ 0 Ganesha ~ 0 DynamoDusk ~ 0
In the place where the Justice Lodge used to stand... It was pretty bad all around but we did see some major heroics going on. The melange a trois of Skel-A-Rectile, CanDangler and Phantom Blindside should certainly be commended given a hand for their hard work boning, dangling and blindsiding the pherocious Gawdzilla. He won't be sitting right for months. And while a valiant effort award should be extended to Sagittarius, Dyanamo Dusk, Frigga and King Neptune for trying. Clay was the most popular answer and the combined SuperSix average ended up at 57%. Not quite enough to save the Justice Lodge.
But we can't get down. I have to let you all know that the lodge, despite being left stranded on an island, adrift on a boat, stuck in a goat's butt, burned down countless times, received bomb threats, open gun fire and banning... it goes on. No host? No problem. No theme? No biggie. No booze? *gasp* ah yes, the creditcard and the side-kick. Yes, the lodge will go on. This could be a good opportunity to express your thoughts regarding the design of the new Justice Lodge. That is, if the Villains haven't figured out we're currently homeless.
The Super Roster:
Trading Cards
SuperLoser
Subtotal
BONUS
Present
Past
Total
0
49
49
120
169
20
39
59
85
144
0
33
33
110
143
0
36
36
105
141
20
20
40
95
135
0
34
34
95
129
0
36
36
80
116
20
21
41
75
116
0
23
23
80
103
0
36
36
65
101
0
41
41
55
96
0
36
36
55
91
0
15
15
75
90
0
18
18
70
88
0
25
25
60
85
0
16
16
65
81
20
0
20
55
75
0
18
18
50
68
0
0
0
60
60
0
0
0
60
60
0
0
0
55
55
0
21
21
30
51
0
0
0
30
30
0
0
0
20
20
0
13
13
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Super-Loser Logue: Week 4 Well, seeing as how there is no lodge at the moment, this does not excuse you from the Super-Loser Logues.
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) 5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? (10 points)
As if things after Gawdzilla couldn't get any worse, along comes Kali. The demon-goddess is a very powerful telekinasian who has power of timetravel and mindcontrol. She's also a kick-ass volley-ball player. And truthfully, Kali couldn't have shown up at a better time. Without a lodge, we could use the Bollywood Bowl as a crash pad. And since she's taken all of our super-powers, spandex and sinew, we might as well paint it up in our team colors and drink rumpunches out of skullmugs while watching the Goddess play with her own balls. What? She's making us play? Allright. Drag your bones on over to the field, (You should be quite comfortable Skel-A-Rectile.) where Kali has split the super-losers into teams. In your teams you'll be required to answer their SuperLoser Logues and a special extra question directed at each individual team. The team with the most correct answers for that question will win the point, the team with the most points for each wins. Each individual will also collect their own points for correctly answered questions so it's kindof a win-win. Now that you've been split into teams it's time to get to the match. It's no big deal. Or at least that's what she said.
Pegasus, Icarus, Crimson Avenger and Ganesha. You four can use your Kali trading card as an automatically correct answer for any one of the six posed questions.
The Putrid Pats
King Neptune
Procrastinatrix
ThunderThore
Armed Trigger
Frigga
Who will vote second?
The Rancid Ralphs
Skel-A-Rectile
CanDangler
Phantom Blindside
Icarus
MoleMeister
Who will vote third?
The Moldy Marys
Pegasus
VVVixen
Trixi Whip Lash
Sagittarius
Cat Conjuress
Who will vote fourth?
The Stiff Shannons
Royal Grouper
La Femme Dakota
Hemiptera
Crimson Avenger
Ganesha/Capt. Nepharious
Who will vote fifth?
The Bloodless Bettys
Green Mean Machine
Caterwaul
Batgirl
Sarcastia
Dynamo Dusk
Who will vote sixth?
As with all lodges, there are rules. Here they are... * Deadlines for all Super-Loser Logues is 7:59 P.M. BOARDTIME the day of airing. Usually Thursdays (With a Mid-March Wednesday date and a finale Sunday in May). * None, No One, Neither, Both, All or Some of them; are not valid answers. Where it asks to name a survivor, simply name a survivor. Where it asks for yes or no, give a yes OR a no. Any alteration will be included in the question. * Deadlines for all Villain Bonuses are dependent upon the nature of the individual bonus. * Points and gameplay differ with each Villain Bonus. * This season will end 1 week early. So by the time we find out who wins, we too will be celebrating in the afterglow of superlative proportions. * This game is just that, a game. I will not tolerate overtly antagonistic behavior from any loser. As there will be opportunities to effect other players scores it is imperative you are mindful of what comes around goes around. This is the playground, these are your playmates, get along. * All events will be judged on new footage and participating survivors ONLY. Any survivor no longer vieing for the title will be worth 0 points.
* I hear Randy's buying the first round of drinks! * AND he's coming sans buff. * Still...In search of SOTS writers. Click here to find out more. * This episode brought to you via an alternate computer as I have been suffering through yet another computer crash. This is number 5 in 6 years.
1. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) James 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Parvarti 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) RussHell 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) James 5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? (10 points) Yes
There you are Cap'n Nepharious! Did a rat chew through you're computer? Whew, we sort of lost focus for a second there.
I propose a Justice Lodge IT person and a deal to get everyone Super Computers so we can keep protecting Loserdom.
Currently our headquarters are an a$$ortment of palm frond cubbies and out-houses. Hero-cam is a bit of a toilet and frankly having to put a dime in the slot to get in is getting old. Besides my "dime on a string" isn't working well in this humidity.
We need a place to call home so here are a few thoughts:
Unless we get a Samoan bail-out we're going to look like this:
Personally, the big top look isn't going to hold up against attack so for something a little sturdier how about:
And if money is no object (just print up some more) we'll need room for more activities. Now this is a party room:
HauntedOne 244 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
03-03-10, 10:36 AM (EST)
3. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-10 AT 10:38 AM (EST)
Gawdzilla never knew what hit him.
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Russell 2. Blur-tastic: Amanda 3. Grabby Pants: Parvati 4. Swing Voter: Tom 5. Revolving requisition: No
I dated a girl once that coached a sixth grade girls volleyball team. I filled in for her for a game when she was sick. Most uncomfortable hour of my life.
7. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Coach 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) Danielle 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Rupert 5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? (10 points) Yes
A proxy entry for the possible non-entrant. Hopefully keeping teams evenly numbered. Should Ganesha reappear in this time zone, all answers will defer to the Hindu God. 1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Rupert 2. Blur-tastic: Coach 3. Grabby Pants: Coach 4. Swing Voter: Tom 5. Revolving requisition: Yes 6. KaliHai V-Ball 5th Voter: Candice
10. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-10 AT 05:42 PM (EST)
The Life and death of the Justice Lodge.
It's justice a sad day when any Lodge dies, even the J lodge which looks like a fishhook and like all fish hooks should be outlawed. Still, the humanity, the humanity. Which of course refers to humans that have a habit of catching and eating fish raw. And not in a good way.
Fortunately there are those among us who don't mind dining on a human drumstick when presented with a low hanging ponytail (let's hear it for our meat eating brethren).
Because there is no good way to eat a fish raw, it's justice wrong, that's all.
There is a rumor that the Loser Lodge is going to sacrifice the newest bootee, Randy Bailey, to the sea gods. Or he's being taken down to be drowned like a mangy dog. Either way, we do not appreciate being the sewage disposal unit for the Lodge, and if presented with refuse that vile will tsunami it into the hot tub on the lodge sundeck. Fair Warning.
So justice leave us be unless you have a ripe piece of Sugar or a lean and limber Stephenie to spare.
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Coach
2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points)Amanda
3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) Parvati
4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Parvati
5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? (10 points) No
(whisper whisper whisper whisper...) After consultation with the Royal Grouper, and after self hypnotizing sessions with the Bare Bouncing Boobies of Oobie ball games, my input to the Kali-Hai's Volley-Ball Tourney is the guess that the owner of those magnificent though completely misplaced Oobolas, Danielle, is the Stiff Stick Girl Shannon.
14. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. Rob 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. Danielle 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. Rob 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. J.T. 5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes
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15. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Cirie. 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Amanda. 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) Danielle. 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) James. 5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? (10 points) Unfortunately for Cirie, yes.
I'm using my trading card, but I'll answer -- Candice.
16. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. Rob 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. Parvati 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. Tyson 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. Colby 5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? Yes
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03-04-10, 00:33 AM (EST)
20. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
MOLDY Mary's? MOLDY??? What the....? <<shaking it off>>
I got an idea for a new lodge. I'm gonna pop into the local Superhero supply store and put an ad up on the bulletin board.
I've also heard rumors Plasticman and Captain America have recently moved into a Superhero retirement home thereby vacating rent-controlled property in the East Village.
Of course, this is all temporary lodging while we wait for our new digs to be built. Here's kind of what I'm thinking...
But seriously... "MOLDY" Marys? Was this Coco's idea?
Seems the Captain's attention at the moment is in fixing what's wrong so I'd like to turn the attention to having phun with what is right. We're nekkid, we're tossing balls, we're drinking rumpunches from skullmugs and we're doing it all for points. Only one thing could possibly make this better...more points. Okay, two things...more people.
A doubling of all points achieved for all correct answers for the V-Ball Tourney IF you can complete the following task... It must be completed before showtime tonight. Upon your suggestion...You must get one person who is NOT already a super-loser and you must have them "volunteer" to help rebuild the JusticeLodge by posting a message in this thread claiming their intentions of help.
I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps the mere appearance of the lodge has opened up a 'starshine'gate to a parallel universe... So, time machine, solar phlare or star-gate to a parallel universe, which one is it? Who do I send the thank you card to? Good to see you and ...
30. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Coach 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) Parvati 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points) Sandra 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Candace 5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? (10 points) Yes
38. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
Boy do I! Great memories! Thanks for the helping hand. With so many helpers we're sure to have the lodge up and running in no time. *hands kircon a skullmug and a...
35. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
1. 1st JP Shout-Out: Name a survivor who will have their name shouted out first by JP. (10 points) Russell 2. Blur-tastic: Name a survivor who will be slapped with a blur over their naughty bits. (20 points) James 3. Grabby Pants: Name 1 survivor who will grab the Immunity idol from JP's hot little hands. (10 points)Parvati 4. Swing Voter: Name the last survivor to vote during the tribal council. (20 points) Rupert 5. Revolving requisition: Will Tom find an idol in episode 4? Yes or No? (10 points) Yes
40. "RE: LL12: The life and death of a Justice Lodge"
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-10 AT 07:44 AM (EST)
Talk about being late to the party....geeeesh! I so wanted to play. Well, I'll just pick myself up and go on a week long binge only to return to jump feet first back into the lodge I've known and loved....afterall, Vixen sent me!
Sorry I forgot didn't make it this week, but I was too busy showing Cirie just how powerful I am!.....I think she doubted me. Something about looking like a dork in my costume
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