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"LoserLodge G● Bonus: Nature Walk"
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"LoserLodge G● Bonus: Nature Walk" |
*deep breath in*... ahhhgggghh *cough*cough* *gag* *choke*
tribe: What the frick is that smell?
Matt's Bloated Ego?
Red Tide?
Beached Whale?
Primate Poop?
<Just then a knock on my door.>
tribe: Come in.Rico: My apologies, sir. The dangerous substance alarms were triggered. Looks like we had a full-scale melt-down at Hut-Cam. tribe: Has the button been pushed? Is the self-cleaning function disabled? I thought this was all planned out? How soon until Hut-Cam is up and running? Rico: It was, it's not, it is and it's ready now, sir. Sparkles newer than new. And as an extra measure Coco is still out there now, with hazmat and security teams to insure no further improper dumping happens. tribe: Then what the frick is that smell? Rico: That smell is due to the lack of ocean breezes. A sort of coastal kingfish layer. My suggestion is to take everybody into the interior. Away from the beaches for a day. Or at least stay off laplaya. tribe: Okay. I'll call in a favor from my gardener. Please check CocoNuts for him. Thank you. You're dismissed.
Okay.
It seems like that coastal latrine layer is gonna stick around for awhile.
Looking something like Pea Soup... and smelling exactly like Pee Poop.
So, for the sake of all, I am offering we forego HutCam for the moment and while we wait for a breeze, perhaps do the G● first.
Hence this separate thread. So...
I happen to know this island has a plethora of wildlife within it's boundries.
And not just the losers.
Here's a list...
American Beaver
Assam Macaque
Australian Platypus
Banana Slug
Blue-eyed Ball Python
Cherry Shrimp
Collared Peccary
Coquerel Sifaka
Giant Clam
Hoary Marmot
Horny Toad
Malay Dugong
Palm Cockatoo
Purple Starfish
Red-Bellied Titi
Ruddy Dik-dik
Smooth-fronted Caiman
Sperm Whale
Tufted Titmouse
Wild Ass I suggest you pick, from the above list, your Top 8 most want to see critters.
Then grab a pair of binoculars and all take a walk.
 Your guide and host will be, nature enthusiast, wildlife expert and lodge gardener... Sphinx Mandrill. 
He will be leading 4 different nature walks.
On Wednesday, Friday, Sunday and Tuesday. (Hopefully this will be enough time to see an end to the smelly beach.)
Once you see his Nature Walk posted, reply with your answer and see if you see the wildlife.
If you do happen to see any of the critters on your list, you'll receive their value in randomized/predetermined points. (5/10/15/20/25)
I will be accepting only 8 critters from each loser. No more, no less. Make your list early and show up on the four different days to maximize your point potential.
Look for Sphinx Mandrill's newest Nature Walk, below.
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02-29-12, 05:58 PM (EST)
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1. "Wednesday Nature Walk" |
 Sphinx: Welcome Losers! I don't know what tribe is talking about regarding all this natural wildlife as I ain't seen anything residing here lately aside from losers and a recently surging amount of flies.
However, when it comes to knowing the backside of this island, it's this primate right here.
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Oh wait?
Who are you?
Why are you all staring at me?
Where's my stool? 5cats: Uh, Mr. Mandrill? You're our guide for the G● Nature Walk.
CT: Yeah, the beach is stinky and we were told to meet you so you could walk us around.
bydude: See some wildlife? Sphinx: Oh, Right. Thanks.
ahem... I will be "leading" 4 different walks. Each of these walks I will assist you in seeing some of the wildlife that inhabits this island paradise.
Well, if it's really out there. I don't remember seeing anything wild out here.
However, tribe insists there is. (I think it's from the LSD in his 20s)
You can follow me but I dare say you won't see anything else but my butt. Tribe: Confused?
Good.
But here's the skinny.
Each day you will be given a choice of direction to walk in.
Choosing the correct way will allow you to see some wildlife.
Choosing the wrong way will allow you to continue following Sphinx around... probably aimlessly and usually in ever smaller circles until he's back on his stool at the bar.
Sphinx: What? You are speaking ouzo to me, tribe. Just pay attention, please.
Our first decision is upon us...
To see the wildlife, do you want go UP OR DOWN?
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02-29-12, 07:35 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Wednesday Nature Walk" |
I PM'ed the naughty animals to you. And I want to GET DOWN!
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02-29-12, 11:26 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Wednesday Nature Walk" |
I'll get lost DOWN with the other losers too!
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8. "Well, somebody has to be different " |
Or we'll never know what's ... up. So I'll go. And hope to see a: Assam Macaque
Blue-eyed Ball Python
Cherry Shrimp
Ruddy Dik-dik
Smooth-fronted Caiman
Red-Bellied Titi
Hoary Marmot
and
A Sperm Whale G
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03-02-12, 11:36 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Wednesday Nature Walk" |
Sorry for the delay, I was scraping my name off the Sh1t list. (actually I was out of internet access).American Beaver
Giant Clam
Horny Toad
Malay Dugong
Red-Bellied Titi
Ruddy Dik-dik
Sperm Whale
Wild ##### And as usual, I am right dowm dat road.
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03-02-12, 10:15 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Wed. WildLife Sightings" |
Who knew the wildlife walk would all be under water? 
you rock Agman!
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03-06-12, 09:26 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Nature Walk" |
Somebody sure is having a hard time staying on the path! 
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02-29-12, 08:57 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: LoserLodge G● Bonus: Nature Walk" |
Just in case, I will post my list of must see critters...American Beavers...they are just so cute
Horny Toad
Palm Cockatoo
Purple Starfish
Smooth fronted caiman
Sperm whale
Tufted Titmouse
And, last but NOT least the notorious and nefarious, Wild #####
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03-01-12, 08:28 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: LoserLodge G● Bonus: Nature Walk" |
Oh yes, but can you sing the "Banana Slug" song?
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03-01-12, 01:07 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: LoserLodge G● Bonus: Nature Walk" |
I wanna go DOWN... And the creatures I'd like to see are: American Beaver
Australian Platypus
Banana Slug
Collared Peccary
Hoary Marmot
Red-Bellied Titi
Ruddy Dik-dik
Tufted Titmouse
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03-02-12, 03:40 AM (EST)
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16. "Friday Nature Walk" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-02-12 AT 03:41 AM (EST)Sphinx, here.
Welcome back losers, I'm ready to lead you astray on our next nature walk. If you're new, I will be allowing for only 6 Critter Picks this trek.
The list of critters to see is above. Your decision will be... To see the wildlife, do you want to go LEFT OR RIGHT?
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03-03-12, 07:02 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Friday Nature Walk" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-12 AT 08:20 PM (EST)Good things always happen when you go to the left.
Collared Peccary
Coquerel Sifaka
Palm Cockatoo
Red-Bellied Titi
Ruddy Dik-dik
Tufted Titmouse
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03-02-12, 12:56 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: LoserLodge G● Bonus: Nature Walk" |
but...
LEFT is not RIGHT.
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03-04-12, 05:46 AM (EST)
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37. "Sunday Nature Walk" |
Sphinx, here.
Welcome back losers, I'm ready to lead you astray on our next nature walk.If you're new, I will be allowing for only 4 Critter Picks this trek.
The list of critters to see is above.
If you have played before, you may choose 4 new critters OR keep your old list. *So far, I believe some of you may have ended up with more in the end, but because of changing you've possibly diminshed your chances by forgoing original critter picks.
Therefore, and without divulging strategies, those who came in earlier stood to have an advantage by picking 8 animals on their list.
With the introduction of the new walks, 2 of those choices have been removed each time. So, those showing up on Friday only got 6 and those for Sunday only 4. I dare say by Tuesday there will only be 2 picks allowed.
Conversely, there is a way of acheiving MORE than your original maximum... by viewing more critters per trek.
For instance, start with 8, see 5 of them. Next walk pick 6 more and potentially see 5 more of those, then pick 4... Giving you 18 critter choices with at least 10 non-sphinx sphincters seared into your corneas.
Still, if you start with 8 and see 2, you still have 6 on your list. The same as the picks for new peeps. The odds would favor that your remaining critters will be more suseptible for seeing.
Same thing goes for those who didn't see anything, you enter the next trek with 8 critters versus 6.
While this is very nearly entering into the MontyHall Paradox territory, I should end it there by saying... So far, not so good, losers.
Let's get those peepers ready!
Your decision will be...
To see the wildlife, do you want go UP OR DOWN?
In the interest of keeping things tidy for you...
The following list does NOT take into consideration anyone's "seen" animals. For those totals see the Wildlife Sightings post.
CURRENT Loser Fav Animal ListsVix: Horny Toad ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Wild Ass
D'Abby: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Coquerel Sifaka ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Ruddy DikDik
Moley: Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Wild Ass
Wall66: Coquerel Sifaka ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse
5cats: Hoary Marmot ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Wild Ass
FloPo: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Horny Toad ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi
Georj: Horny Toad ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass
jbug: Coquerel Sifaka ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad ~ Palm Cockatoo
kingfish: Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Wild Ass
qwerty: Assam Macaque ~ Horny Toad ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Wild Ass
suzzer: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad ~ Wild Ass
CT: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Coquerel Sifaka ~ Red-bellied Titi
bydude: Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse
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03-05-12, 03:35 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Sunday Nature Walk" |
*slaps wallflower's wandering hand**slaps wallflower's wandering hand* *slaps wallflower's wandering hand* *slaps wallflower's wandering hand*
Geez, WF, why does your hand keep wandering away from me??
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03-04-12, 08:54 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Sunday Nature Walk" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-12 AT 08:56 AM (EST)Going up I want to see: suzzer: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad ~ Wild ##### What, I was tipsy and agman told me to do this, among other things......... 
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tribephyl 9688 desperate attention whore postings
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03-04-12, 10:28 PM (EST)
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45. "Allright. Stop...then rebegin" |
I can't watch it happen anymore.
If I have to make a rule that will stop you all from changing your favorite animals, I will.I was trying to keep it open, just in case, and in the process hide a strategy which simply had you pick a single list and keep it, hoping to catch some of your favorite animals.
Instead it's become a switcheroo where player after player changes their list only to go from having multiple possible sightings to NONE, then drinks themselves into a confused fog.
So. Using the CURRENT/VALID LISTS:
Vix: Horny Toad ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Wild Ass
D'Abby: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Coquerel Sifaka ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Ruddy DikDik
Moley: Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Wild Ass
Wall66: Coquerel Sifaka ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse
5cats: Hoary Marmot ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Wild Ass
FloPo: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Horny Toad ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi
Georj: Horny Toad ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass
jbug: Coquerel Sifaka ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad ~ Palm Cockatoo
kingfish: Red-bellied Titi ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Wild Ass
qwerty: Assam Macaque ~ Horny Toad ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Wild Ass
suzzer: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad ~ Wild Ass
CT: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Coquerel Sifaka ~ Red-bellied Titi
agman: Coquerel Sifaka ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad
bydude: Ruddy DikDik ~ Tufted Titmouse
Dakota: If you have made a list, you have to keep it.
You may add animals to your list, in order to reach the minimum (for sunday's walk it is 4 animals).
If you have more, then you are just lucky.
I would also suggest steering clear of the animals that have already been seen.
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03-05-12, 07:31 AM (EST)
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49. "RE: Sunday Nature Walk" |
Since I have been down the path, I'm going UP this time....and, I'd like to see...Red bellied Titi, Palm Cockatoo, Blue eyed Python, tufted titmouse
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03-05-12, 12:43 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Sunday Nature Walk" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-12 AT 01:23 PM (EST)I may be late, but I'm not a CHEATER! Seems you've been cheating, my fellow losers. Don't know if I'm too late, but I'll give ya 4 critters: Assam Macaque
Australian Platypus
Palm Cockatoo
Wild ##### ETA: UP 
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03-06-12, 03:25 AM (EST)
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56. "Tuesday Nature Walk" |
Sphinx, here.
Welcome back losers, I'm ready to lead you astray on our last nature walk.
(It seems tribe got tired of watching me do so, so...)
Here is the Currently Valid Favorite Critters List:qwerty: Assam Macaque ~ Horny Toad ~ Wild Ass
suzzer: Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad ~ Wild Ass
Georj: Horny Toad ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass
Vix: Horny Toad ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass
Dakota: Assam Macaque ~ Wild Ass
agman: Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad
jbug: Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad
D'Abby: Hoary Marmot ~ Ruddy DikDik
5cats: Hoary Marmot ~ Wild Ass
kingfish: Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass
Moley: Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass
CT: Hoary Marmot
Wall66: Ruddy DikDik
bydude: Ruddy DikDik
FloPo: I will be only be allowing for CT, Wall66, bydude and FloPo to make critter picks.
They will only be allowed to pick as many as would get them a total of 2.
So, FloPo can pick 2 critters; while Wall66, CT and bydude may pick 1 more critter. The list of critters to see is ...
Assam Macaque ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass
Now for Tuesday's Nature Walk, your decision will be...
To see the wildlife, do you want to go LEFT OR RIGHT?
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03-06-12, 11:06 AM (EST)
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63. "RE: Tuesday Nature Walk" |
All I have LEFT to say is this game can kiss my ASSAM MACAQUE.
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03-08-12, 03:09 AM (EST)
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81. "Semi-Full Nature Walk Results" |
Well... For the last nature walk...Those who chose to go RIGHT see this... 
And those who chose to go LEFT see this... 
(CocoNuts is that direction, duh?)The END Results... (one's with which bydude will vow to NEVER EVER take a nature walk with me EVER again.) FloPo: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Tufted Titmouse ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Purple Starfish ~ Sperm Whale
D'Abby: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Coquerel Sifaka ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Cherry Shrimp
CT: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ Coquerel Sifaka ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Purple Starfish
Wall66: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Coquerel Sifaka ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Tufted Titmouse
suzzer: Blue-eyed Ball Python ~ American Beaver ~ Smooth-fronted Caiman ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Horny Toad ~ Wild Ass
Moley: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Palm Cockatoo ~ Red-bellied Titi ~ Tufted Titmouse
jbug: Smooth-fronted Caiman ~ Giant Clam
qwerty: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Malay Dugong
bydude: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Tufted Titmouse
Georj: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Red-bellied Titi
abs: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Coquerel Sifaka
Dakota: Palm Cockatoo ~ Assam Macaque ~ Wild Ass
5cats: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Hoary Marmot ~ Wild Ass
Gupster: Sphinx * Sphincter ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass
Vix: Horny Toad ~ Ruddy DikDik ~ Wild Ass The scoring for such will be posted with the new entry thread some time tomorrow...(today?)
For now, just revel in the critter(s) you DID see and thank the loser lodge gawds we don't get to send ourselves to tribal council. Cause I have a feeling I know who would end up getting the boot after all this outdoorsy-shiess.
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