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"Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up Thresd - One For The Ages"

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Transgenders, Crossdressers and those of you who haven't yet decided. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and your Benevolent Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".

It seems that CtheBS' marketing department has run out of distinctions between people so we're throwing that Millennials VS. Gen X chestnut back into the fire.
I was once in a meeting and suggested "Black people", "Brownish people" and "Sunburned all to hell people." While they sat in shocked silence, I snuck off to a two hour lunch. Came back and their mouths were still hanging open. Weird.

Apparently, the casting plan still involves throwing a net over the local bars, shelters and modeling agencies, so don't come crying to me.

Enjoy these collections of skin, bones and assorted organs as you select your Survivor 2016 Millennials VS Gen X "Be The Survivor" contestants.

Here's your Cast Members tapas menu:

Vanua (Millennials)

Adam Klein (25) Homeless Shelter Manager (He's learned not to depend on Christmas tips from his clients)
Hannah Shapiro (24) Barista (How did she possibly get the time off??)
Jessica "Figgy" Figueroa (23) Bartender (Gotta love a woman who comes pre-loaded with her own food nickname.)
Justin "Jay" Starrett (27) Real Estate Agent
Mari Takahashi (31) Gamer
Michaela Bradshaw (25) Vacation Club Sales (Welcome to Paradise without any amenities...)
Michelle Schubert (28) Missionary Recruiter ("Have you found Jesus? He has cupcakes...")
Taylor Lee Stocker (24) Snowboard Instructor
Will Wahl (18) High School Student (Will "Study Hall" Wahl)
Zeke Smith (28) Asset Manager (Officer Pornstache, Police Academy 12)

Takali (Gen-X)

Bret LaBelle (42) Police Sergeant
Chris Hammons (38) Trial Lawyer
Ciandre "CeCe" Taylor (39) Taylor Insurance Adjuster
David Wright (42) Television Writer
Jessica Lewis (37) Assistant District Attorney (So glad that there's no more crime in NY and you could get the time off.)
Ken McNickle (33) Model
Lucy Huang (42) Dietician ("Did you know that coconut is high in saturated fats?")
Paul Watcher (52) Boat Mechanic ("That 'Fast & Furious' actor? I thought he died." Uhhm, not Paul Walker, Paul Watcher.)
Rachel Ako (37) Recruiting Director
Sunday Burquest (45) Youth Pastor (A potential Annoyer of the highest order.)

Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers:
suzzee Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery)
kingfish - Identity motif TBA, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies.




Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up T... kingfish 09-15-16 1
   RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up T... kingfish 09-16-16 2
       RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up T... Dakota 09-23-16 6
   RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up T... RollDdice 09-17-16 3
       RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up T... kingfish 09-19-16 4
           RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up T... RollDdice 09-20-16 5
 Jessica Lewis - Farm Girl / D.A. Dakota 09-23-16 7
 Skidding in sideways---WHEW! suzzee 09-23-16 8
 Siggies For The Ages (Part 1) tribephyl 09-27-16 9
   RE: Siggies For The Ages (Part 1) kingfish 09-27-16 10
   Siggies For The Ages (Part 2) tribephyl 10-04-16 11

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1. "RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up Thresd - One For The Ages"
Shit! You stole 'Officer Pornstache'. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
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2. "RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up Thresd - One For The Ages"

"King Goldfish". I went to Rio and got a Brazilian.

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6. "RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up Thresd - One For The Ages"
OUCH!

Agman's Spring Fling '12

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3. "RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up Thresd - One For The Ages"
LAST EDITED ON 09-17-16 AT 11:40 AM (EST)

You stole 'Officer Pornstache'. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

I didn't steal it. It was straight up handed to me.




A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
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4. "RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up Thresd - One For The Ages"
By Roma?
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5. "RE: Be The Survivor S33 - Sign Up Thresd - One For The Ages"
>By Roma?


No... By this guy.



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7. "Jessica Lewis - Farm Girl / D.A. "
Farmer's Daughter

And I get to put bad guys away. Kewl.

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09-23-16, 01:51 PM (EST)
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8. "Skidding in sideways---WHEW!"
adjusts coconuts

it's been so long since I was in here I had to sign in and almost forgot everything.

Thanks for saving the coconut gallery and I hope it's a busy thresd this season.

On to business, I brought my old siggie for a trade in on a new model. I don't suppose it's worth much, hey it's not the age, it's the mileage.

Where's the auto correct?? I can't spell any longer after Faceschnooking so much.

On to the gen xers and millawannabees



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09-27-16, 02:49 PM (EST)
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9. "Siggies For The Ages (Part 1)"
well?
'bout time, eh?

Firstly, since Officer was taken, I took Detective.
Sorry, Fish.

Next up, a really strange take on mouthy nuts...
Sorry, suze.

And for the interim, some voices from the cast.
But since none have been claimed, I'll begin where I want to.
Sorry, everybody.



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10. "RE: Siggies For The Ages (Part 1)"
I know you'll do Detective Pornstache proud. It's just a shame that that can't be used on down the road in other seasons. Or is that really a rule? I mean, there are no rules in sig-fight club, right?
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11. "Siggies For The Ages (Part 2)"
Sorry, Mari.












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