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09-14-15, 03:45 PM (EST)
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"Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up Thresd"
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-15 AT 09:30 PM (EST)


Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Snipers, Hypers and Lurkers. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".

So, peruse your contestant choices for "Survivor 31: Second Chance to Drop Your Pants" as people who should know better compete for the title of Souless Survivor.

Here's your Cast Members tapas menu:

Bayon Tribe

Scarlett O Hara - Joe Anglim
Survivor: Worlds Apart

Jeremy Collins
Survivor: San Juan del Sur

Ciera Eastin
Survivor: Blood vs. Water

Stephen Fishbach
Survivor: Tocantins

Tasha Fox
Survivor: Cagayan

Kimmi Kappenberg
Survivor: The Australian Outback

Kass McQuillen
Survivor: Cagayan

Keith Nale
Survivor: San Juan del Sur

Monica Padilla
Survivor: Samoa

Andrew Savage
Survivor: Pearl Islands

Takeo Tribe

Vytas Baskauskas
Survivor: Blood vs. Water

Flowerpower1 - Spencer Bledsoe
Survivor: Cagayan

Terry Deitz
Survivor: Panama

Abi-Maria Gomes
Survivor: Philippines

suzzee - Woo Hwang
Survivor: Cagayan

Peih-Gee Law
Survivor: China

Shirin Oskooi
Survivor: Worlds Apart

Jeff Varner
Survivor: The Australian Outback

Kelley Wentworth
Survivor: San Juan del Sur

Kelly Wiglesworth
Survivor: Borneo

Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers:

suzzee - Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery), Drinking
kingfish - Baron von Dicktofen, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies, Boris Areola, The Mechanic, Lumpy Stumpfeller (and any other non-PC character that stumbles in)
Molaholic - The Snuffer
Scarlett O Hara - Frodo Baggins




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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up T... kingfish 09-15-15 1
   RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up T... RollDdice 09-15-15 2
       RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up T... kingfish 09-15-15 3
           RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up T... suzzee 09-21-15 9
 Siggies tribephyl 09-17-15 4
   Tribe - you're the best! RollDdice 09-17-15 5
       RE: Tribe - you're the best! tribephyl 09-19-15 7
           OMG! I'm dying here... suzzee 09-21-15 10
       RE: Tribe - you're the best! suzzee 09-21-15 11
   RE: Siggies Molaholic 09-18-15 6
       You saw this, right? tribephyl 09-22-15 14
   RE: Siggies kingfish 09-21-15 8
       RE: Siggies kingfish 09-21-15 12
           Boy, are you gonna regret this vote... tribephyl 09-22-15 13
               RE: Boy, are you gonna regret this ... kingfish 09-22-15 15
   RE: Siggies Scarlett O Hara 09-23-15 16
   RE: Siggies Flowerpower1 09-23-15 17
 RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up T... kingfish 09-24-15 18

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kingfish 18577 desperate attention whore postings
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09-15-15, 09:07 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up Thresd"
The Baron Von Dicktofen.

The older Cartwright brother.

Able Semen.

The Mechanic.

Slimey McSlimeball.

Boris, the left nipple of God.

Hydra Foil.

Chief Pecking Paw.

(Still a work in progress).

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09-15-15, 11:26 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up Thresd"
What did I tell you about mixing turpentine with MDMA?

(Baron Von Dicktofen does have a certain ring to it however.)



Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.

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09-15-15, 01:02 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up Thresd"

Lumpy Stumpfeller.

Harvey Kittytickler.

Wall-E Wallbanger.

(hey, the 'shrooms just popped up in the yard.)

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09-21-15, 03:51 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up Thresd"
When when when will I learn not to read this stuff at work. Now I have to clean the monitor, desk and keyboard that I sprayed my afternoon stale doughnut all over.

Shoot guys, I've been watching BB all summer and my funny has been severely neglected.

Lumpy Stumpfeller got me. Wait. Did I date that guy?

Anyway THANK you for holding the nut gallery for me. I'll be back later to pick my victim for the season.

Looking forward to the raunchy spoilers, it's so good to be home.




I should be watched....closely.

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09-17-15, 00:44 AM (EST)
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4. "Siggies"
Abi:

Ciera:

Jeremy:

Joe:

Kass:

Keith:

Kelley:

Kelly:

Kimmi:

Monica:

PeihGee:

Savage:

Shirin:

Spencer:

Stephen:

Tasha:

Terry:

Varner:

Vytas:

Woo:

*********************
Baron:

Boris:

Coconut Gallery:

Mechanic:

Snuffer:

WIWT:
Teresa:

Shane:

Mikayla:

Frodo:

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09-17-15, 07:24 PM (EST)
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5. "Tribe - you're the best!"

Those are some fantastic siggies! I would send you some swag from the show, but most of our reward challenge prizes weigh in at $29.99 or less, 'cause we shop at the Cambodian version of Costco.

How about I send you Colby Donaldson in a box? I promise I'll punch some holes ... in the box.



Your grateful EPMB

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09-19-15, 02:51 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Tribe - you're the best!"
While 'swag' sounds interesting. I'll have to pass.
Receiving a sweaty and breathless Colby-in-a-box, is actually a nightmare of mine.
However a partially capable and unspeaking Burton Roberts, Brady Finta or Chase Rice or a fully capable and speaking LJ McKanas or Mick Trimming, would definitely be an appreciated gift.
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10. "OMG! I'm dying here..."
I'm laughing too much, they're going to think I forgot my meds. Jeeze Tribe, my dear, you are brilliant.


Corrupting teenage boys since, well,
none of your business how long...


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09-21-15, 03:57 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Tribe - you're the best!"
LAST EDITED ON 09-21-15 AT 04:25 PM (EST)

Mmmmmmm drinking...


And of course I'll have to be Woo 2.0


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09-18-15, 08:52 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Siggies"
Of course I'll sign up.

Take me as Snuffer.

Gracias

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09-22-15, 02:35 AM (EST)
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14. "You saw this, right?"
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8. "RE: Siggies"
Great! This year I have a cast of characters to humiliate. Fun.

My pilot:

My Mentor:

My enforcer:

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12. "RE: Siggies"
I also got a vote for old Lumpy Stumpfeller, The feller with the Lumpy Stump.
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13. "Boy, are you gonna regret this vote..."

Or if we ever get some government around here...

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15. "RE: Boy, are you gonna regret this vote..."
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They will all be put to good use. Maybe 'good' isn't exactly the right description, but we'll go with that for now.

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16. "RE: Siggies"
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-15 AT 02:58 PM (EST)

I'm in!! I'll be Joe and Frodo Baggins!!



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17. "RE: Siggies"
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-15 AT 03:03 PM (EST)

Taking Spencer!

Alright, you morons. This year I am in. You will be SURPRISED at how much I have matured this season. You are NOT just a tocan-tins chess piece to me anymore. I am actually going to treat people like they are, well, uh, people. But, I have said it before and I am sayin' it again. Kass.....0 percent chance of winning this game!! Take it to the bank!


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18. "RE: Be The Survivor S31 - Sign Up Thresd"
By the way, I have to complement Tribe on his Siggies. Always so imaginative.


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