LAST EDITED ON 09-23-15 AT 09:30 PM (EST)
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Snipers, Hypers and Lurkers. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".
So, peruse your contestant choices for "Survivor 31: Second Chance to Drop Your Pants" as people who should know better compete for the title of Souless Survivor.
Here's your Cast Members tapas menu:
Bayon Tribe
Scarlett O Hara - Joe Anglim
Survivor: Worlds Apart
Jeremy Collins
Survivor: San Juan del Sur
Ciera Eastin
Survivor: Blood vs. Water
Stephen Fishbach
Survivor: Tocantins
Tasha Fox
Survivor: Cagayan
Kimmi Kappenberg
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Kass McQuillen
Survivor: Cagayan
Keith Nale
Survivor: San Juan del Sur
Monica Padilla
Survivor: Samoa
Andrew Savage
Survivor: Pearl Islands
Takeo Tribe
Vytas Baskauskas
Survivor: Blood vs. Water
Flowerpower1 - Spencer Bledsoe
Survivor: Cagayan
Terry Deitz
Survivor: Panama
Abi-Maria Gomes
Survivor: Philippines
suzzee - Woo Hwang
Survivor: Cagayan
Peih-Gee Law
Survivor: China
Shirin Oskooi
Survivor: Worlds Apart
Jeff Varner
Survivor: The Australian Outback
Kelley Wentworth
Survivor: San Juan del Sur
Kelly Wiglesworth
Survivor: Borneo
Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers:
suzzee - Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery), Drinking
kingfish - Baron von Dicktofen, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies, Boris Areola, The Mechanic, Lumpy Stumpfeller (and any other non-PC character that stumbles in)
Molaholic - The Snuffer
Scarlett O Hara - Frodo Baggins