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"Hawkeye 10: Bloody Hell"
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"Hawkeye 10: Bloody Hell" |
Ten simple questions about each episode which you can answer in any way you wish. We'll use one thread for the whole season, assuming CBS airs the whole season.So we have a premiere. And my, did that premiere ever lead to questions. 1. Losing immunity is bad because it means you go to Tribal Council. Winning immunity is bad because it means your loved one goes to Tribal Council. Therefore, other than watching the nauseating expression on Jeff's face once everyone realized that, what is the point of playing for Immunity at all when every possible result is negative? 2. Why is Jeff incapable of using Brad's first name? 3. We have one former addict on each tribe. One used heroin. One relished the rush of being a giant dunghead. Who's going to relapse first? 4. Based on the opening segment interviews, it seems as if the so-called 'loved ones' pairs mostly don't like each other all that much, at least not when compared to a game title and a million dollars. What does this make their relationships? 5. How will Hayden possibly adjust to a new kind of game which requires him to be in an all-male alliance? 6. Colton survived the first vote. How? 7. Tina believes Rupert is an expert shelter-builder and betrayed his tribe by not making one before leaving. How much trauma does it normally take to induce that level of amnesia? 8. After removing commercials and preview cells, the premiere occupied roughly sixty-five minutes of airtime. How many would be left after removing footage of Gervase? 9. Complete this sentence: watching this cast trying to run the physical part of a challenge was like... 10. Redemption Island is back. Why? 
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Bloody Hell" |
1. Losing immunity is bad because it means you go to Tribal Council. Winning immunity is bad because it means your loved one goes to Tribal Council. Therefore, other than watching the nauseating expression on Jeff's face once everyone realized that, what is the point of playing for Immunity at all when every possible result is negative? If you’re playing for or against Colton, Immunity is a good thing. Whatever he’s got, you don’t want. 2. Why is Jeff incapable of using Brad's first name? Prost is cultivating Culpepper to be his Cochran this season. He’s always been a closet NFL groupie, and by putting Culpepper on his “last name list” he hopes to get him to co-star with him in his newest porn flick, “Survivor Jungle Meat”.
3. We have one former addict on each tribe. One used heroin. One relished the rush of being a giant dunghead. Who's going to relapse first?
Dunghead. Now ask a hard question. 4. Based on the opening segment interviews, it seems as if the so-called 'loved ones' pairs mostly don't like each other all that much, at least not when compared to a game title and a million dollars. What does this make their relationships? The World’s Oldest Profession. 5. How will Hayden possibly adjust to a new kind of game which requires him to be in an all-male alliance?
There will be more than some “tent poles” in the ol' frat house tonight.
6. Colton survived the first vote. How? Reference the previous answer. 7. Tina believes Rupert is an expert shelter-builder and betrayed his tribe by not making one before leaving. How much trauma does it normally take to induce that level of amnesia?
Just proves that brain damage doesn’t only occur in sports.
8. After removing commercials and preview cells, the premiere occupied roughly sixty-five minutes of airtime. How many would be left after removing footage of Gervase?
Watching him in the water challenge was painful, but it prove to be a time killer. A killer of a lot of time.
9. Complete this sentence: watching this cast trying to run the physical part of a challenge was like...
It hurt my stomach. Aras? Gervase? Did they just blasé the preparations? They can treat the prospect of winning a million so casually? Laura Boneham was kicking their butts (on the other course).
10. Redemption Island is back. Why? The RI cannibals were hungry.
Tribe put the Louse in Louser Lodge.
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09-19-13, 04:05 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Bloody Hell" |
1. Losing immunity is bad because it means you go to Tribal Council. Winning immunity is bad because it means your loved one goes to Tribal Council. Therefore, other than watching the nauseating expression on Jeff's face once everyone realized that, what is the point of playing for Immunity at all when every possible result is negative?
There is no other reason. To watch Jeff's expression change to that of a priest amid a school bus full of choirboys, is priceless.2. Why is Jeff incapable of using Brad's first name?
Culpepper rolls of the tongue. Brad makes you bite your tongue. 3. We have one former addict on each tribe. One used heroin. One relished the rush of being a giant dunghead. Who's going to relapse first?
Simple. The dunghead is doomed. 4. Based on the opening segment interviews, it seems as if the so-called 'loved ones' pairs mostly don't like each other all that much, at least not when compared to a game title and a million dollars. What does this make their relationships?
Of convenience. Like NSA f'buddies, without the f'ing and with the strings. 5. How will Hayden possibly adjust to a new kind of game which requires him to be in an all-male alliance?
He likes sausages. That's why him and Kat are together. 6. Colton survived the first vote. How?
By not being an emotionless Kevorkian. 7. Tina believes Rupert is an expert shelter-builder and betrayed his tribe by not making one before leaving. How much trauma does it normally take to induce that level of amnesia?
Considering she didn't last long enough to see his last attempt at providing an indoor pool for "his tribe". I counter that it's not trauma that evolves into amnesia, but moreso a rural-mindset that doesn't allow for masterful recall. 8. After removing commercials and preview cells, the premiere occupied roughly sixty-five minutes of airtime. How many would be left after removing footage of Gervase?
How we like to idolize failures speaks to the enjoyment level of watching something without featuring Jervis. No Jervis, no show. Period. 9. Complete this sentence: watching this cast trying to run the physical part of a challenge was like...
witnessing the takedown of an old waterbuffalo by a small pride of lions. Only to witness the lions get stomped to death in the final moments. Poor lions. 10. Redemption Island is back. Why?
Because waterboarding is too controversial.
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09-19-13, 06:53 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Bloody Hell" |
1. Losing immunity is bad because it means you go to Tribal Council. Winning immunity is bad because it means your loved one goes to Tribal Council. Therefore, other than watching the nauseating expression on Jeff's face once everyone realized that, what is the point of playing for Immunity at all when every possible result is negative?You have run out of ways to make family gatherings uncomfortable and need a string of memories to bring up for the next few years 2. Why is Jeff incapable of using Brad's first name? Because of that weekend when he called his "friend" Brad's name over and over and over again 3. We have one former addict on each tribe. One used heroin. One relished the rush of being a giant dunghead. Who's going to relapse first? Which one has the interviewer at the confessional rock dangling his drug of choice in front of him? 4. Based on the opening segment interviews, it seems as if the so-called 'loved ones' pairs mostly don't like each other all that much, at least not when compared to a game title and a million dollars. What does this make their relationships? Those keeping their enemies closer. 5. How will Hayden possibly adjust to a new kind of game which requires him to be in an all-male alliance? Constructing Big Brother booth of doom sets out of any available materials. 6. Colton survived the first vote. How? Better the devil you know. 7. Tina believes Rupert is an expert shelter-builder and betrayed his tribe by not making one before leaving. How much trauma does it normally take to induce that level of amnesia? The NFL is in negotiations to mandate reality TV stars must wear it's helmets at all times. 8. After removing commercials and preview cells, the premiere occupied roughly sixty-five minutes of airtime. How many would be left after removing footage of Gervase? 4.5 minutes 9. Complete this sentence: watching this cast trying to run the physical part of a challenge was like... Watching the kids who failed to make the Special Olympics Team have a field day to celebrate. 10. Redemption Island is back. Why? Jiffy had to promise the cross-roads demon something, it isn't like his soul is worth anything.
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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Bloody Hell" |
1. Losing immunity is bad because it means you go to Tribal Council. Winning immunity is bad because it means your loved one goes to Tribal Council. Therefore, other than watching the nauseating expression on Jeff's face once everyone realized that, what is the point of playing for Immunity at all when every possible result is negative? I don't believe every possible result is negative. Sure with Ruppert/Laura it is the proverbial "rock and a hard place." But for Vytas it would be a potential win/win situation.
2. Why is Jeff incapable of using Brad's first name?
Simple answer: Jiffy has a new man crush. Since he force-fed Boston Rob a win on his FOURTH try and will now probably never play again, Culpepper is Jeff's new object of his affection.
3. We have one former addict on each tribe. One used heroin. One relished the rush of being a giant dunghead. Who's going to relapse first?
Trick question...only ONE "former" addict. Vytas has been clean for 14 years, but "Dunghead" has yet to kick his habit.
4. Based on the opening segment interviews, it seems as if the so-called 'loved ones' pairs mostly don't like each other all that much, at least not when compared to a game title and a million dollars. What does this make their relationships?
If you're thinking what I'm thinking, their opening segment interviews were scripted by Production to feed into the eventual Loved Ones vs. Loved Ones format. So to answer your question...is makes their relationships actors & actresses.
5. How will Hayden possibly adjust to a new kind of game which requires him to be in an all-male alliance?
If Kat doesn't last much longer than his early showmance on Big Brother, then NO adjustment will be needed.
6. Colton survived the first vote. How?
My guess is they may be anticipating cold nights so that sweater around his neck will come in handy.
7. Tina believes Rupert is an expert shelter-builder and betrayed his tribe by not making one before leaving. How much trauma does it normally take to induce that level of amnesia?
Based on Culpepper's confessional while suffering amnesia of first-grade math...I'd say nine years in the NFL should do the trick.
8. After removing commercials and preview cells, the premiere occupied roughly sixty-five minutes of airtime. How many would be left after removing footage of Gervase? Hard to answer in minutes/seconds, but would say much less time than it took Aras to drag his waterlogged body into the canoe.
9. Complete this sentence: watching this cast trying to run the physical part of a challenge was like... ...watching a one-legged punter.
10. Redemption Island is back. Why?
To serve as a partial buffer against the ADS (Anti-Darwin Syndrome.)
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5. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Bloody Hell" |
1. Losing immunity is bad because it means you go to Tribal Council. Winning immunity is bad because it means your loved one goes to Tribal Council. Therefore, other than watching the nauseating expression on Jeff's face once everyone realized that, what is the point of playing for Immunity at all when every possible result is negative?To figure out who the biggest jerk on the island is? Jerk-vase is the correct answer, BTW. 2. Why is Jeff incapable of using Brad's first name? I'll skip the dirty answers and just say it's so he only has to remember one name between him and Monica. Presumably he doesn't start calling Rupert "Boneham" for the same reason simply because Rupert's wife shares her name with another veteran. 3. We have one former addict on each tribe. One used heroin. One relished the rush of being a giant dunghead. Who's going to relapse first? Unless there's a shifty-looking heroin dealer on the island, the dunghead wins by default. That said, I'm rooting for Vytas to keep his life together. I'm not sold on his gameplay yet. 4. Based on the opening segment interviews, it seems as if the so-called 'loved ones' pairs mostly don't like each other all that much, at least not when compared to a game title and a million dollars. What does this make their relationships? My brother and I are both huge Survivor fans, and neither of us likes each other. I can honestly say that, if he played on the opposing tribe, I'd treat him like any other player. 5. How will Hayden possibly adjust to a new kind of game which requires him to be in an all-male alliance? I dunno...look for the person with the stupidest nickname and align with them? 6. Colton survived the first vote. How? Same way many other useless players on strong tribes survived. Also, he doesn't turn into a steaming turd until at least episode 2. 7. Tina believes Rupert is an expert shelter-builder and betrayed his tribe by not making one before leaving. How much trauma does it normally take to induce that level of amnesia? To be fair, she was voted out before Rupert constructed the swimming pool, and I think he's smart enough to learn from that. Not necessarily smart enough to learn the correct thing, but smart enough to learn something. 8. After removing commercials and preview cells, the premiere occupied roughly sixty-five minutes of airtime. How many would be left after removing footage of Gervase? Depends on whom they substitute. If less Gervase = more Marissa, OK by me. (Yes, it sucks she went, especially when she didn't do anything besides have the same bloodline as an a-hole. But I don't know how she would have played.) 9. Complete this sentence: watching this cast trying to run the physical part of a challenge was like... Watching eight reasonably strong people drag a corpse. Named Gervase. And watching said corpse re-animate and do a stupid dance. 10. Redemption Island is back. Why? Cheaper than rewards?
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09-26-13, 07:31 AM (EST)
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6. "Episode #2" |
1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan.2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended? 3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge? 4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego. 5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse? 6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel? 7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to? 8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from eternally spinning in a circle? 9. How many of these people will be back next season? 10. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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7. "RE: Episode #2" |
1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan.
The originator of the scheme.2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended?
Who said I was offended? Colton's emotional machinations make mine seem like the most rational being since Sarek of Vulcan.3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge?
Contestants as wheel barrels. We'll be nice and let the distaff set get to hold a real wheel in their hands.4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego.
A 4-foot long toothpick shoved up his fanny.5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse?
Big Brother Champion6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel?
Golf7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to?
Phil from TAR8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from eternally spinning in a circle?
His mind has twisted in so many different directions it has become totally immobile.9. How many of these people will be back next season?
All of them, plus their children and grandchildren.10. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
As often as possible.
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9. "RE: Episode #2" |
1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan. Assuming that everyone is as smart as Rupert. 2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended? (LMAO!) I called females dumb girls...no wait, that sounds like I hate women. I got nothing. 3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge? A bed of nails on wheels. 4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego. an angry ex 5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse? Lil Hantz 6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel? A Honey Boo Boo marathon 7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to? Laura Poopert 8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from
eternally spinning in a circle? His tail, and the horns help too. 9. How many of these people will be back next season? Nooooooooo I can't even go there 10. What's the frequency, Kenneth? What did I miss, did I fall asleep? what... 
Wait, I think I'm wearing Tyson's shirt.
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10. "RE: Episode #2" |
1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan.
Are you kidding? This plan combined with getting rid of all the women means being capable of multi-thought processing. The women can't even get beyond the Lisi math where the majority will pick off the minority, and the men can't get beyond celebrating that they are men and in the majority.
2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended?
Because even if he tries to turn it around to say that He is the straight version of Colton, he comes in second. His head would explode. 3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge?
Dip the barrel in oil, and have a fire under the perch. 4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego. For the next survivor, Poverty returns. On day "0" the Burnett arrives and tells Jeff and Poverty to trade places and he becomes a contestant and she's the host. Meanwhile, all the challenges have been changed to the secret ones no one told Jeff about, so he's flying as blind as every one else. And should he win, the prize is given to survivor who came in second as the most popular player. 5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse?
I ♥ RussHell 6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel? Watching grass grow. 7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to? Gervese. If his gloating got rid of Marissa, the idol might send him to RI. 8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from eternally spinning in a circle? When you stick a stirrer in a wheel, the wheel stops cold. 9. How many of these people will be back next season? Great, now you've made MY head explode.
10. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Frequency? Wait....
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12. "RE: Episode #2" |
1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan.You are NOT the G-D Batman.
2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended?
Isn't everyone a gay version of me? 3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge? Instead of rolling them across a field, I'd have them thrown buy a giant ape down a series of slightly sloped scaffolding. 4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego. Answer every question at Tribal with, "That's what Jeff said." 5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse? Ponderosa Camp President 6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel? Morning radio analysis of Miley Cyrus twerking. *yawn* I think I just fell asleep at the wheel and killed myself. 7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to? Gervase. It would make him a target and, unless it was buried under his azz at camp, he would never find it. 8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from eternally spinning in a circle? Nothing short of the reversal of Earth's magnetic polarity. 9. How many of these people will be back next season? All of them. Next season will be themed Heroes vs. Villains All-Stars One-World Redemption. Teams will be determined by a Plinko board at the opening of the game. 10. What's the frequency, Kenneth? 60 Hz. This is 'Murica, dammit. 
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14. "RE: Episode #2" |
1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan. No need to look any further than the first RI duel where John and Gervase were spectators.
2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended?
When that pink feather duster can find three HIIs in one season, advance to two FTCs, and win back-to-back Fan Favorites--only THEN should he be mentioned in the same sentence as me.
3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge? Make the obstacle longer to induce vomiting; then force a different tribe mate in the barrel for each run.
4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego.
Have Julie Berry from Vanuatu make a cameo appearance and keeping with the season theme she shows up with her love one.
5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse?
'World's Best Uncle'
6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel?
Like watching paint dry.
7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to?
Culpepper. If he tried to decipher the clue on his own, she would essentially take the HII out of the game.
8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from eternally spinning in a circle?
Dizziness and nausea potentially resulting in another "mysterious illness."
9. How many of these people will be back next season?
If any are I won't be watching...so out of sight, out of mind.
10. What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Huh? What? I boycotted a few seasons so must be out of the loop with this one
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8. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Bloody Hell" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-26-13 AT 08:23 PM (EST)Oh Man, these things are hard. They hurt my head. 1. The new current standard for choosing the person to vote out is 'Who will switch out of the other tribe to take their place, thus weakening the opposition?' Name a flaw in this plan. Nothing, other than the fact that cross tribe communications can derail carefully laid conspiracy plans, and at some point you could be getting a vengeful returnee on your tribe. 2. Imagine you are Russell Hantz. (I will allow five minutes for the vomiting to stop.) Someone has just called Colton the gay version of you. Exactly why are you really offended? He's just upset because he wasn't mentioned first. He thinks it should have been phrased as "Russell is the straight version of Colton. But it's just a minor thing, if Russell really took offense to anything it would mean that he would have to get up and do something other than blow hot air. Which is, of course a Hantz specialty. 3. Let's have a barrel of fun! Using that rather interesting means of contestant transport, how would you have improved the Reward/Immunity challenge? Niagra Falls comes to mind. 4. Jeff is getting a little too full of himself. Come up with a deflation technique for his ego. Candice's machete throwing skill and the RI pygmy taste in Hors d'oeuvres might bring him down a notch or two. 5. Gervase has a tattoo on his arm reading 'Pagong'. When it comes to negating all hopes of winning, what are some show-related tattoos which could possibly somehow be worse? I heart Aaryn.
6. On a scale of 0 through American Idol auditions, how boring was the first duel? Sailboat race boring. Sailboat racing on a windless day boring. Sailboat racing on a windless day without cold beer boring. Sailboat racing on a windless day without beer or heroin boring (shall I continue?).
7. Who would have been the most practical person for Candice to give the idol clue to?
Her worst enemy. Maybe whoever she thinks came up with the suggestion that she be targeted?
8. Colton would like to stir the crap. What keeps him from eternally spinning in a circle? Don’t know. Actually, I think Alabama ear worms are eating his brain.
9. How many of these people will be back next season? Every one you hate.
10. What's the frequency, Kenneth? Let’s ask Dan while we beat the whey out of him. Actually, the question part is optional. 
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15. "Episode #3" |
1. Using his demonstrated Tribal Council public relations skills, quote an exert from any rallying speech Brad ever made with his team down twenty points at halftime.2. Why would you give two idol clues to someone if you didn't want them to be voted out? 3. Communication between game-active members of tribes at No Such Thing As Redemption Arena is becoming a problem. Suggest a solution. 4. On a scale of 0 to NBA Lottery, how rigged were the random challenge matchup draws? 5. Imagine Colton has just made F3. Who has to be sitting next to him before he gets your vote? 6. Vytas believes in going for the cheap shot while being offered game courtesy. What does that make him? 7. Just for the fun of it, let's pretend this requit was Jeff's fault for bringing a quitter back in the first place. Do what Jeff himself will never manage in a million years and write his apology. 8. What's the real reason Colton was allowed to keep his buff? 9. How would you describe a group of men who only keep women around as long as they cook and clean for the males? 10. Name a negative aspect to Colton's departure. As this may be the most difficult question in Hawkeye 10 history, feel free to take your time.
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16. "RE: Episode #3" |
1. Using his demonstrated Tribal Council public relations skills, quote an exert from any rallying speech Brad ever made with his team down twenty points at halftime.
You're all jealous of me, deal with it. 2. Why would you give two idol clues to someone if you didn't want them to be voted out? I'm a doctor, don't expect me to think about the consequences of my actions, besides he said he was in a iron-clad alliance. 3. Communication between game-active members of tribes at No Such Thing As Redemption Arena is becoming a problem. Suggest a solution. Not until someone draws blood. 4. On a scale of 0 to NBA Lottery, how rigged were the random challenge matchup draws? The same as any good Chicago election. 5. Imagine Colton has just made F3. Who has to be sitting next to him before he gets your vote? Shambo 6. Vytas believes in going for the cheap shot while being offered game courtesy. What does that make him? Aras' brother. 7. Just for the fun of it, let's pretend this requit was Jeff's fault for bringing a quitter back in the first place. Do what Jeff himself will never manage in a million years and write his apology. Dear Fans, I would apologize for retreading a quitter but I had to keep Culpepper, he's so COOL and he's a real life football star, he's my new best friend and you're all jealous of me. 8. What's the real reason Colton was allowed to keep his buff? Jiffy promised him he could keep it when he told him he had to quit as soon as someone started picking on Culpepper. 9. How would you describe a group of men who only keep women around as long as they cook and clean for the males? Tadhana 10. Name a negative aspect to Colton's departure. >crickets<
Wait, I think I'm wearing Tyson's shirt.
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10-03-13, 10:08 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Episode #3" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-13 AT 10:11 AM (EST)1. Using his demonstrated Tribal Council public relations skills, quote an exert from any rallying speech Brad ever made with his team down twenty points at halftime.
"Crying? You're crying? THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL SURVIVOR!" 2. Why would you give two idol clues to someone if you didn't want them to be voted out?
Not having a clue. 3. Communication between game-active members of tribes at No Such Thing As Redemption Arena is becoming a problem. Suggest a solution.
Have them use Sprint. 4. On a scale of 0 to NBA Lottery, how rigged were the random challenge matchup draws?
They were totally random draws and competitions. Of course, the viewers never saw the 398 "production errs". 5. Imagine Colton has just made F3. Who has to be sitting next to him before he gets your vote?
Saddam Hussien and the guy that invented income tax. On second thought, the income tax guy might have a shot.6. Vytas believes in going for the cheap shot while being offered game courtesy. What does that make him?
A typical Survivor player. 7. Just for the fun of it, let's pretend this requit was Jeff's fault for bringing a quitter back in the first place. Do what Jeff himself will never manage in a million years and write his apology.
Lo siento mucho, pero yo no hablo Inglés. 8. What's the real reason Colton was allowed to keep his buff?
They would have had to replace the urn, and EPMB didn't have it in his budget. 9. How would you describe a group of men who only keep women around as long as they cook and clean for the males?
I must respectfully recuse myself from answering that question under my 5th Amendment rights. 10. Name a negative aspect to Colton's departure.
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18. "RE: Episode #3" |
1. Using his demonstrated Tribal Council public relations skills, quote an excerpt from any rallying speech Brad ever made with his team down twenty points at halftime.
Uh, are we down 20 points at halftime? That sucks.2. Why would you give two idol clues to someone if you didn't want them to be voted out?
I wouldn't. Candice is stupid (although she is getting some additional honeymoon time with her very hot husband). 3. Communication between game-active members of tribes at No Such Thing As Redemption Arena is becoming a problem. Suggest a solution.
10 vestal virgins giving a thumbs down to anyone making a threat to the other team that they cannot possibly back up. 4. On a scale of 0 to NBA Lottery, how rigged were the random challenge matchup draws?
They weren't random? 5. Imagine Colton has just made F3. Who has to be sitting next to him before he gets your vote?
Barack Obama and John Boehner. I wouldn't vote for either one of those guys and Colton has shown more leadership ability lately. Sad. 6. Vytas believes in going for the cheap shot while being offered game courtesy. What does that make him?
An older brother. 7. Just for the fun of it, let's pretend this requit was Jeff's fault for bringing a quitter back in the first place. Do what Jeff himself will never manage in a million years and write his apology.
Dear Colton, I'm sorry you're such a crappy player and a big baby to boot. I'm sorry you felt the need to get off the couch and have an adventure. I'm sorry you love Survivor and not Duck Dynasty. J 8. What's the real reason Colton was allowed to keep his buff?
Most Survivors wear their buffs on necks and wrists. Colton kept his between his butt cheeks. 9. How would you describe a group of men who only keep women around as long as they cook and clean for the males?
FLDS 10. Name a negative aspect to Colton's departure.
I can't honestly think of one. Hmmm.
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19. "RE: Episode #3" |
1. Using his demonstrated Tribal Council public relations skills, quote an exert from any rallying speech Brad ever made with his team down twenty points at halftime.I got nothing. I assume it probably involves blaming the WAGs for the deficit. 2. Why would you give two idol clues to someone if you didn't want them to be voted out? I'd say that your loved one has Russell Hantz's idol-finding skills, but he found clues without an idol, so...because you're a moron, I guess. 3. Communication between game-active members of tribes at No Such Thing As Redemption Arena is becoming a problem. Suggest a solution. Jerry Springer's security team to keep them apart? 4. On a scale of 0 to NBA Lottery, how rigged were the random challenge matchup draws? Big Brother 14. 5. Imagine Colton has just made F3. Who has to be sitting next to him before he gets your vote? Purple Kelly and Bryan from my fictional TAR series. 6. Vytas believes in going for the cheap shot while being offered game courtesy. What does that make him? Dreamz with less gameplay. 7. Just for the fun of it, let's pretend this requit was Jeff's fault for bringing a quitter back in the first place. Do what Jeff himself will never manage in a million years and write his apology. Dear viewers, I, Jeff Probst, accept full responsibility for Colton. And for the Hantz clan - two seasons of Russell aren't worth this crap. And for Purple Kelly. And for the Outcasts. And for the missing cheese Danish off of Mark's desk. And for the Spanish-American War. And for the dinosaurs dying off. And for Rupert never winning. 8. What's the real reason Colton was allowed to keep his buff? Because burning it would have released the stench of Colton failure into Redemption Island, and no amount of Febreze is getting that out. 9. How would you describe a group of men who only keep women around as long as they cook and clean for the males? Frat boys with Peter Pan syndrome? 10. Name a negative aspect to Colton's departure. He won't be kidnapped by spider monkeys and have plums thrown at his face for our amusement? I dunno...
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21. "Episode #4" |
1. Other than 'You wouldn't have won that RI challenge without me', what argument will Brad use to get John on his side so they can both take out Candice?2. We all wondered what Caleb and Colton had in common. Now that we've seen Caleb stir up some chaos, what other Colton-like traits will he be displaying? 3. Gervase and Tyson have been sneaking resources away from the rest of the tribe so they can keep themselves strong. In terms of game morality, what does that make them? 4. How long is that fishing gear going to sit on the Reward table? 5. Hayden has just been beaten by a one-armed guy and three moms. Using his vast game experience from spending so much time as a hamster, what's his next move? 6. Jeff has been changing so many elements of what used to be the game that we can't be sure any old factor is still in play -- and the whole theme of this season is 'Someone else gets punished'. Given that, should the revote have come down to a 2-2 tie, what has replaced the purple rock? 7. Other than an injury or challenge loss, what will it take for the editing to spend more than five minutes per episode with the boomerang tribe? 8. Jeff felt the RI puzzle was one of the most complicated in series history -- when it was basically an edge-fitting conundrum generally found in a toddler's Fisher Price toy. What does this say about Jeff? 9. Forget about burning it: what would have been the best way to dispose of the idol clue? 10. Based on his performance during the last challenge, explain Brad's entire NFL career.
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10-10-13, 10:11 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Episode #4" |
1. Other than 'You wouldn't have won that RI challenge without me', what argument will Brad use to get John on his side so they can both take out Candice?I can get you tickets on the 50 yd line. 2. We all wondered what Caleb and Colton had in common. Now that we've seen Caleb stir up some chaos, what other Colton-like traits will he be displaying? Delusion 3. Gervase and Tyson have been sneaking resources away from the rest of the tribe so they can keep themselves strong. In terms of game morality, what does that make them? End gamers. You said "game" morality right. 4. How long is that fishing gear going to sit on the Reward table? Long enough to become vintage fishing gear on Ebay. 5. Hayden has just been beaten by a one-armed guy and three moms. Using his vast game experience from spending so much time as a hamster, what's his next move? Sleeping with the three moms. 6. Jeff has been changing so many elements of what used to be the game that we can't be sure any old factor is still in play -- and the whole theme of this season is 'Someone else gets punished'. Given that, should the revote have come down to a 2-2 tie, what has replaced the purple rock? An eraser on the other end of the marker. 7. Other than an injury or challenge loss, what will it take for the editing to spend more than five minutes per episode with the boomerang tribe? Nudity, cooking up some rats, faking an illness but it may take all three. 8. Jeff felt the RI puzzle was one of the most complicated in series history -- when it was basically an edge-fitting conundrum generally found in a toddler's Fisher Price toy. What does this say about Jeff? That he couldn't put the puzzle together. 9. Forget about burning it: what would have been the best way to dispose of the idol clue? Playing a exciting game of Hot Potato. 10. Based on his performance during the last challenge, explain Brad's entire NFL career. I can't any more than any other NFL career. 
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10-10-13, 12:30 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Episode #4" |
1. Other than 'You wouldn't have won that RI challenge without me', what argument will Brad use to get John on his side so they can both take out Candice?"Dude, I'm the one who made your 2-week tropical island vacation with your wife a reality." 2. We all wondered what Caleb and Colton had in common. Now that we've seen Caleb stir up some chaos, what other Colton-like traits will he be displaying? Hopefully, early-onset diverticulitis. 3. Gervase and Tyson have been sneaking resources away from the rest of the tribe so they can keep themselves strong. In terms of game morality, what does that make them? I'm sorry, game what? 4. How long is that fishing gear going to sit on the Reward table? It will still be available at the Survivor Auction. 5. Hayden has just been beaten by a one-armed guy and three moms. Using his vast game experience from spending so much time as a hamster, what's his next move? Hide under a blanket in the hammock and sulk for three straight days. 6. Jeff has been changing so many elements of what used to be the game that we can't be sure any old factor is still in play -- and the whole theme of this season is 'Someone else gets punished'. Given that, should the revote have come down to a 2-2 tie, what has replaced the purple rock? A game of roshambo, played by the potential evictees' loved ones. 7. Other than an injury or challenge loss, what will it take for the editing to spend more than five minutes per episode with the boomerang tribe? A much more 'mature' version of "Beaten by a One-Armed Man and Three Moms". 8. Jeff felt the RI puzzle was one of the most complicated in series history -- when it was basically an edge-fitting conundrum generally found in a toddler's Fisher Price toy. What does this say about Jeff? That child-proof caps are the worst part of modern existance. 9. Forget about burning it: what would have been the best way to dispose of the idol clue? Reading it aloud at RI challenge. Second best: proctology practice. Candice would be excluded; there's no room left with the stick taking so much space. 10. Based on his performance during the last challenge, explain Brad's entire NFL career. He takes adequacity to a much higher level than ever thought possible.
Tebow Time is over. We prefer to win games in the 1st quarter.
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10-10-13, 06:00 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Episode #4" |
Those two words have never been associated in this context before. Surprised your spell check allowed it.
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26. "RE: Episode #4" |
1. Other than 'You wouldn't have won that RI challenge without me', what argument will Brad use to get John on his side so they can both take out Candice? He could make the following pitch, "Hey, I'm a man who give orders; you're a wuss who takes them. We'd make a perfect alliance."
2. We all wondered what Caleb and Colton had in common. Now that we've seen Caleb stir up some chaos, what other Colton-like traits will he be displaying?
A morsel of power going to his head leading to self-destruction.
3. Gervase and Tyson have been sneaking resources away from the rest of the tribe so they can keep themselves strong. In terms of game morality, what does that make them?
FTC finalists who will make their plea to the Jury for $1 million.
4. How long is that fishing gear going to sit on the Reward table?
For as long as the CBS Casting Crew's combined IQ stays below 100. 5. Hayden has just been beaten by a one-armed guy and three moms. Using his vast game experience from spending so much time as a hamster, what's his next move? Pray REAL hard for an early merge so the challenges are individual. 6. Jeff has been changing so many elements of what used to be the game that we can't be sure any old factor is still in play -- and the whole theme of this season is 'Someone else gets punished'. Given that, should the revote have come down to a 2-2 tie, what has replaced the purple rock? Anything as long as it doesn't involve memorizing for Brad and puzzle-solving for Ciera. Otherwise it would last longer than the fire-starting tie-breaker debacle at the F4 TC in Cook Islands between Becky and Sundra.
7. Other than an injury or challenge loss, what will it take for the editing to spend more than five minutes per episode with the boomerang tribe?
Prison time. Drug addiction. Teenage pregnancy, And out-of-wedlock births. It worked for the Season Premier. 8. Jeff felt the RI puzzle was one of the most complicated in series history -- when it was basically an edge-fitting conundrum generally found in a toddler's Fisher Price toy. What does this say about Jeff? He suffers from a severe case of over exaggeration that carried over to TC when he stated "the greatest power shift ever."--Far from it. 9. Forget about burning it: what would have been the best way to dispose of the idol clue? Give it to Ciera in the form of a puzzle. 10. Based on his performance during the last challenge, explain
Brad's entire NFL career. He played most of his career with the Tampa Bay Bucs. So to quote the hapless Bucs inaugural coach (John McCay) when responding to the question of what he thinks about his team's execution...he answered, "I'm all in favor of it."
That could easily be said for Brad and pathetic Tadhana's challenge performances
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10-17-13, 07:32 AM (EST)
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27. "Episode #5" |
1. The central ingredients of most Redemption Arena challenges are 'run back and down' plus 'solve a puzzle'. Given that, predict the next challenge plus the winner.2. Will the next idol clue be made of flame-triggered explosive? 3. Brad and John are on Redemption Island together without Candice to get in the way. What happens next? 4. Gravity is a constant. Falling bodies move at the same speed. Soft-tosses from ten feet away require very little effort. So how was that not the biggest lie of a physical challenge ever seen in this series? 5. Make the argument for choosing steak over fishing gear. 6. Of the many things shown last night, which was the best argument against owning an HDX television? 7. Given the amount of 'this twist influences our game so much!' discussion at TC, there clearly must be a prize for being the one who kisses Jeff's rear the most. What is it? 8. Tina claims that she did more active gameplaying in five days on her current tribe than in her entire Australian season. Considering that she won said season, stayed out there forty-two days, and spend the first five (and beyond) here on a tribe that never had to consider a vote until the current episode, what the bloody hell was she doing in the Outback? 9. What was the real reason for blindsiding Laura M? 10. Name Jeff's current plan for ruining the next season.
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28. "RE: Episode #5" |
I haven't seen the episode yet, can I still answer?1. The central ingredients of most Redemption Arena challenges are 'run back and down' plus 'solve a puzzle'. Given that, predict the next challenge plus the winner.
crawl through the mud under some sticks to get to a large box with two holes. Place your hands in the holes and by touch only solve a Rubic's Cube. 2. Will the next idol clue be made of flame-triggered explosive?
Mostly, it will be wrapped around a lit bottle rocket 3. Brad and John are on Redemption Island together without Candice to get in the way. What happens next?
First ever consummated Bromance on Survivor? 4. Gravity is a constant. Falling bodies move at the same speed. Soft-tosses from ten feet away require very little effort. So how was that not the biggest lie of a physical challenge ever seen in this series?
It is the biggest lie, until next week 5. Make the argument for choosing steak over fishing gear.
Beef, it's what's for dinner!! 6. Of the many things shown last night, which was the best argument against owning an HDX television?
So you are saying I should just smear vaseline over the screen to blur the whole episode? 7. Given the amount of 'this twist influences our game so much!' discussion at TC, there clearly must be a prize for being the one who kisses Jeff's rear the most. What is it?
Kissing Jeff's rear IS the prize. 8. Tina claims that she did more active gameplaying in five days on her current tribe than in her entire Australian season. Considering that she won said season, stayed out there forty-two days, and spend the first five (and beyond) here on a tribe that never had to consider a vote until the current episode, what the bloody hell was she doing in the Outback?
repeating quietly to herself, "Inhale. Exhale.Inhale.Inhale, no wait. Exhale". 9. What was the real reason for blindsiding Laura M?
They each get a $25 gift certificate per blindside, so the more the merrier 10. Name Jeff's current plan for ruining the next season.
Four Words. Alison Grodner, Casting Director.
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29. "Jiffy, you should have called it Bloody Stupid " |
1. The central ingredients of most Redemption Arena challenges are 'run back and down' plus 'solve a puzzle'. Given that, predict the next challenge plus the winner.I can't it hurts my head. What happens if the players decide to decline Jiffy's invitation to RI?
2. Will the next idol clue be made of flame-triggered explosive? Or dipped in Gorilla glue. Personally if Jiffy doesn't get a HII holder soon they're going to start giving them out to everyone. 3. Brad and John are on Redemption Island together without Candice to get in the way. What happens next? Jiffy sneaks in with beer and porn. 4. Gravity is a constant. Falling bodies move at the same speed. Soft-tosses from ten feet away require very little effort. So how was that not the biggest lie of a physical challenge ever
seen in this series? Compared to the one about someone sacrificing their game for a loved one, huge. Just huge. 5. Make the argument for choosing steak over fishing gear. They could tell the fishing gear was made of immunity idols. 6. Of the many things shown last night, which was the best argument against owning an HDX television? had to be the shedding of toenails, i nearly barfed 7. Given the amount of 'this twist influences our game so much!' discussion at TC, there clearly must be a prize for being the one who kisses Jeff's rear the most. What is it? Parvati's job. 8. Tina claims that she did more active gameplaying in five days on her current tribe than in her entire Australian season. Considering that she won said season, stayed out there forty-two days, and spend the first five (and beyond) here on a tribe that never had to consider a vote until the current episode, what the bloody hell was she doing in the Outback? Turning Colby into a reality show host 9. What was the real reason for blindsiding Laura M? boredom 10. Name Jeff's current plan for ruining the next season. This season.
Wait, I think I'm wearing Tyson's shirt.
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30. "estee!" |
I keep forgetting to thank you for doing the Hawkeye this season. It's keeping me from writing letters to networks.
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31. "RE: Episode #5" |
1. The central ingredients of most Redemption Arena challenges are 'run back and down' plus 'solve a puzzle'. Given that, predict the next challenge plus the winner. Run back and down, then solve a puzzle. Out on a limb here, but I’m going to guess that the first person to solve the puzzle will be the winner. And one of the first two to do this will be John. 2. Will the next idol clue be made of flame-triggered explosive? No. These guys got no imagination. 3. Brad and John are on Redemption Island together without Candice to get in the way. What happens next?
Sword fight! Or, more accurately, pinky fight! 4. Gravity is a constant. Falling bodies move at the same speed. Soft-tosses from ten feet away require very little effort. So how was that not the biggest lie of a physical challenge ever seen in this series? I wasn’t watching the rings. This was a boob floppage challenge. 5. Make the argument for choosing steak over fishing gear. Picturing the sanitary standards in a slaughter house/butcher shop on an island with a lack of refrigeration in a third world country, the only argument that I can think of is if one happens to like a beef steak/fly larva soup. 6. Of the many things shown last night, which was the best argument against for owning an HDX television? Boob Floppage. 7. Given the amount of 'this twist influences our game so much!' discussion at TC, there clearly must be a prize for being the one who kisses Jeff's rear the most. What is it? Don’t make me say it. 8. Tina claims that she did more active gameplaying in five days on her current tribe than in her entire Australian season. Considering that she won said season, stayed out there forty-two days, and spend the first five (and beyond) here on a tribe that never had to consider a vote until the current episode, what the bloody hell was she doing in the Outback? Greasing Skupin’s seat next to the fire. 9. What was the real reason for blindsiding Laura M? Boob Floppage. Hey, what’s the real reason for almost everything we do? 10. Name Jeff's current plan for ruining the next season. Cannibals vs. catsup. Or Colton’s Appendixes vs. Colton’s tonsils. Or Those that have been duped vs. the dupers.
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32. "RE: Episode #5" |
1. The central ingredients of most Redemption Arena challenges are 'run back and down' plus 'solve a puzzle'. Given that, predict the next challenge plus the winner. Run back and down, solve 1/2 the puzzle. Take it apart, flip the pieces over, run back and down, solve the other half; repeat until somebody dies from exhaustion. 2. Will the next idol clue be made of flame-triggered explosive? No, it will be made of flame retardant parchment, and keep turning up in tree mail just to drive the tribes insane. 3. Brad and John are on Redemption Island together without Candice to get in the way. What happens next? It's two men - lots of "pull my finger" and doubling over with laughter. 4. Gravity is a constant. Falling bodies move at the same speed. Soft-tosses from ten feet away require very little effort. So how was that not the biggest lie of a physical challenge ever seen in this series? Tune in next week, they will have come up with something. 5. Make the argument for choosing steak over fishing gear.
Feed a bunch of idiots for a day, and you have bloated, belching idiots on camera. Teach them how to fish, and they still wouldn't catch anything. 6. Of the many things shown last night, which was the best argument against owning an HDX television? Gotta go with the detachable toenails 7. Given the amount of 'this twist influences our game so much!' discussion at TC, there clearly must be a prize for being the one who kisses Jeff's rear the most. What is it? A lifetime supply of chapstick and mouthwash 8. Tina claims that she did more active gameplaying in five days on her current tribe than in her entire Australian season. Considering that she won said season, stayed out there forty-two days, and spend the first five (and beyond) here on a tribe that never had to consider a vote until the current episode, what the bloody hell was she doing in the Outback? Trying to find the Steakhouse 9. What was the real reason for blindsiding Laura M? No reason. There is no reasoning in Survivor. 10. Name Jeff's current plan for ruining the next season. Showing up for work.
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33. "Episode #6" |
1. The series hit an all-time challenge low last night when it designated the act of putting numbers in order from 1 to 100 as 'a puzzle'. Predict the next RI Arena challenge -- and go lower.2. Name five Survivors who wouldn't have been able to finish the above 'challenge' -- and why. 3. Jeff seems hurt about no one wanting his precious target idol. How will he take it out on the group? 4. You are the only girl on an otherwise all-male tribe. What's your first move? 5. Wasn't that goodbye kiss between Brad & John sweet? After their respective divorces from their non-true loves, where should the first date be? 6. Look at that: someone finally managed to ignore Jeff's commentary screaming! How did they do it? 7. Newcomers have just arrived in your camp. You promptly tell them about how every vote broke down before they showed up, all existing alliances, everything you know about the idol clue, where to steal your food from, and how many people would be interested in voting you out. Why? 8. Vytas is currently surrounded by woman. Provide a word to describe his condition. 9. When and how did Gervase learn to swim? 10. Would you date someone who didn't even make the merge?
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34. "RE: Episode #6" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-24-13 AT 06:19 PM (EST)1. The series hit an all-time challenge low last night when it designated the act of putting numbers in order from 1 to 100 as 'a puzzle'. Predict the next RI Arena challenge -- and go lower.
Knitting Jiffy a new sweater. 2. Name five Survivors who wouldn't have been able to finish the above 'challenge' -- and why.
Obviously Colton would whine loudly then quit after the number 4. Gervase would get lost someplace in the teens. "Dragon Slayer" Coach would have given the tiles new nicknames while forgetting their proper ones. Parvati would have screamed at Jiffy for not putting the tiles in order before the race began and finally, Russell Hantz would have just tossed them into the ocean and stomped away raving.3. Jeff seems hurt about no one wanting his precious target idol. How will he take it out on the group?
Let's just say those Reward Challenge mellons won't be quite as 'fresh' as one would expect.4. You are the only girl on an otherwise all-male tribe. What's your first move?
Think New Orleans, Mardi Gras, and beads. (.) (.)5. Wasn't that goodbye kiss between Brad & John sweet? After their respective divorces from their non-true loves, where should the first date be?
Certainly not Texas.6. Look at that: someone finally managed to ignore Jeff's commentary screaming! How did they do it?
I'm sorry, did you say something?7. Newcomers have just arrived in your camp. You promptly tell them about how every vote broke down before they showed up, all existing alliances, everything you know about the idol clue, where to steal your food from, and how many people would be interested in voting you out. Why?
EPMB ordered it.8. Vytas is currently surrounded by women. Provide a word to describe his condition.
Lonely9. When and how did Gervase learn to swim?
That was actually a cleverly devised CGI representation.10. Would you date someone who didn't even make the merge?
What fun is there in a mergeless date?
If Fire is Life, then what’s Wheaties?
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35. "RE: Episode #6" |
1. The series hit an all-time challenge low last night when it designated the act of putting numbers in order from 1 to 100 as 'a puzzle'. Predict the next RI Arena challenge -- and go lower.Two sets of pieces, equal in length, number and color. Create two parallel lines. 2. Name five Survivors who wouldn't have been able to finish the above 'challenge' -- and why. I don't remember the names of those who had the snake puzzle, but all those who had "trouble" with it at the time. 3. Jeff seems hurt about no one wanting his precious target idol. How will he take it out on the group? When we had a prop guy who wouldn't stop eating Eliza Doolittle's chocolates, we filled the box with chocolates filled with ex-lax. If you can do it with chocolate, you can do it with muffins, cookies etc. lol 4. You are the only girl on an otherwise all-male tribe. What's your first move? Resurrect Poverty Porn. lol 5. Wasn't that goodbye kiss between Brad & John sweet? After their respective divorces from their non-true loves, where should the first date be? Definitely not the 2014 Olympic games. 6. Look at that: someone finally managed to ignore Jeff's commentary screaming! How did they do it? I thought I heard something... must have been the wind. 7. Newcomers have just arrived in your camp. You promptly tell them about how every vote broke down before they showed up, all existing alliances, everything you know about the idol clue, where to steal your food from, and how many people would be interested in voting you out. Why? Because it was in the script tree-mail. 8. Vytas is currently surrounded by woman. Provide a word to describe his condition. Scared S-less, like most men.  (yes, that's two, but I'm bringing back Lisi math) lol 9. When and how did Gervase learn to swim? Well, it's not like you could actually SEE his face during the swimming, and there was a cut before he actually walked back onto the beach. Perhaps they stuffed in a production ringer. 10. Would you date someone who didn't even make the merge? Hey -- I like a good merge, so the answer is no.
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36. "RE: Episode #6" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-31-13 AT 11:19 PM (EST)1. The series hit an all-time challenge low last night when it designated the act of putting numbers in order from 1 to 100 as 'a puzzle'. Predict the next RI Arena challenge -- and go lower. -- Read “Run Spot, Run” out loud. 2. Name five Survivors who wouldn't have been able to finish the above 'challenge' -- and why. --Cowboy; (Not a Survivor, but he wouldn’t make it to 22 with his shoes off and his pants pulled down). --Boston Rob; (he’d cheat). --The Tidy Whitey pseudo Gov’t Agent Phil; (FBI my foot). --Shambo; (can’t catch chickens, can’t count to one). --Franchesca; (she’d be voted off before she got to one). --#6 (bonus) – Lex; (What ever happened to good ole Lex and his guts? Who cares?) 3. Jeff seems hurt about no one wanting his precious target idol. How will he take it out on the group? --He could require that anyone burning a clue in the future be interned on Hantz Island. 4. You are the only girl on an otherwise all-male tribe. What's your first move? --See who measures up. IOW measure the assets. 5. Wasn't that goodbye kiss between Brad & John sweet? After their respective divorces from their non-true loves, where should the first date be? --Wild and crazy Czechoslovakia. (Best I could do on short notice) 6. Look at that: someone finally managed to ignore Jeff's commentary screaming! How did they do it? -- Ran screaming into the surf. 7. Newcomers have just arrived in your camp. You promptly tell them about how every vote broke down before they showed up, all existing alliances, everything you know about the idol clue, where to steal your food from, and how many people would be interested in voting you out. Why? --They are ex-Big Brother hamsters. And that’s just what’s what they do. 8. Vytas is currently surrounded by woman. Provide a word to describe his condition. --Hantzville. 9. When and how did Gervase learn to swim? --At the school of “Walk on the bottom While flailing your Arms School”. (That was a Where instead of a When or a How, but that’s the Way it is, and better than an “I can’t imagine”). 10. Would you date someone who didn't even make the merge? --Are we talking Merge or are we talking Merge?
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37. "Episode #7" |
1. Which will last longer: the game-life duration of whoever gets back into the game at the merge or the Hayden-Kat relationship?2. Roughly one-third of the episode passed before anyone started pretending to play Survivor. Should this be a cause for concern? 3. In the name of a woman's alliance, the women within it have been -- voting out women to the point where they have no chance of gaining a gender majority. Explain why this makes sense. 4. We all know why Laura B was voted out -- because Jeff has decreed that every single vote must be a blindside and she broke the rule! How will this rule affect the finale? 5. At the start of the Reward/Immunity challenge, what was the purpose of that coil? 6. Why haven't we had a single Reward sponsor this season? 7. Tyson has weaponized his jerkass status by combining it with what he pretends is veteran leadership. What other player could currently use their personality flaw as a positive? 8. Forget the flame: what would have been a more appropriate shape for the RI contestants to assemble? 9. What does Jeff believe the words 'blood' and 'water' actually mean? 10. Why are you still watching this?
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38. "RE: Episode #7" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-31-13 AT 10:38 AM (EST)1. Which will last longer: the game-life duration of whoever gets back into the game at the merge or the Hayden-Kat relationship? - - Beware the Wrath of Kat! (Actually, I was kinda touched to witness Kat’s vulnerability). 2. Roughly one-third of the episode passed before anyone started pretending to play Survivor. Should this be a cause for concern? - - Nope. Nappy time. 3. In the name of a woman's alliance, the women within it have been -- voting out women to the point where they have no chance of gaining a gender majority. Explain why this makes sense. - - Women don't have a man’s dingus. Next question, "Why does that make sense?" 4. We all know why Laura B was voted out -- because Jeff has decreed that every single vote must be a blindside and she broke the rule! How will this rule affect the finale? - - Instead of an oral evisceration of the final three, they will mount the F3 on spinning dart boards and throw double bladed axes. The quaint version of blindsiding they use now will be remembered in legend only by the older folk, and related to grandkids on porches from rocking chairs. 5. At the start of the Reward/Immunity challenge, what was the purpose of that coil? - - Optical illusion to distract the challenge producer from having to listen to Dimple’s rant. Expect similar distractions in the future. 6. Why haven't we had a single Reward sponsor this season? - - Flo has the Flu. Hey, at least that wasn’t a Flow crack! (How deep can I dig this hole?) 7. Tyson has weaponized his jerkass status by combining it with what he pretends is veteran leadership. What other player could currently use their personality flaw as a positive? - - Vytas has managed to turn his street level drug use and criminality into an endearing trait. 8. Forget the flame: what would have been a more appropriate shape for the RI contestants to assemble? - - Colton’s two appendices. He's working on his third as we speak. 9. What does Jeff believe the words 'blood' and 'water' actually mean? - - This is the mystery we should be concentrating on. And funding research grants to probe. Anal probing Jeff, that is. 10. Why are you still watching this? - - I’m napping.
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39. "RE: Episode #7" |
Which will last longer: the game-life duration of whoever gets back into the game at the merge or the Hayden-Kat relationship?
My $$s on the Get-Backee because we all know they're destined for F3 status. EPMB ruled that to be in order to keep RI alive for another 30 seasons.2. Roughly one-third of the episode passed before anyone started pretending to play Survivor. Should this be a cause for concern?
No. It was the World Series.3. In the name of a woman's alliance, the women within it have been -- voting out women to the point where they have no chance of gaining a gender majority. Explain why this makes sense.
Sorry, I can't answer that and retain my PC blue ribbon.4. We all know why Laura B was voted out -- because Jeff has decreed that every single vote must be a blindside and she broke the rule! How will this rule affect the finale?Bastahn Rob will be brought in as a surprise F3 member.5. At the start of the Reward/Immunity challenge, what was the purpose of that coil?
The boys needed something to crank.6. Why haven't we had a single Reward sponsor this season?
The Geico Duck is still on I.R. and the Progressive Camel has finally been snuffed.7. Tyson has weaponized his jerkass status by combining it with what he pretends is veteran leadership. What other player could currently use their personality flaw as a positive?
What? There are no personality flaws in Survivor contestants.8. Forget the flame: what would have been a more appropriate shape for the RI contestants to assemble?
A toilet?9. What does Jeff believe the words 'blood' and 'water' actually mean?
His mixologist taught him a hipper version of a Bloody Mary.10. Why are you still watching this?
Because The White Queen is over.
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40. "Really Kat, thanks for that." |
1. Which will last longer: the game-life duration of whoever gets back into the game at the merge or the Hayden-Kat relationship?
As long as Kat can further his reality show star status, she's good. 2. Roughly one-third of the episode passed before anyone started
pretending to play Survivor. Should this be a cause for concern? It was two thirds through before I pretended to watch. 3. In the name of a woman's alliance, the women within it have been -- voting out women to the point where they have no chance
of gaining a gender majority. Explain why this makes sense. Tina is hoping for grand babies and she's increasing her odds. 4. We all know why Laura B was voted out -- because Jeff has decreed that every single vote must be a blindside and she broke the rule! How will this rule affect the finale? It's going to be a blindside. 5. At the start of the Reward/Immunity challenge, what was the purpose of that coil? They were hoping the friction from the handcuffs would light it and repel the mosquitoes. 6. Why haven't we had a single Reward sponsor this season? Blindside Corporation paid for all the product placement. 7. Tyson has weaponized his jerkass status by combining it with what he pretends is veteran leadership. What other player could currently use their personality flaw as a positive? Laura B seems to be working on it. 8. Forget the flame: what would have been a more appropriate shape for the RI contestants to assemble? A fist in a one finger salute. 9. What does Jeff believe the words 'blood' and 'water' actually mean? I was wondering that same thing, I got nothing and neither does Jiffy. 10. Why are you still watching this? I'm bolted to the chair with my eyes taped open. 
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41. "RE: Episode #7" |
1. Which will last longer: whoever gets back into the game at the merge or the Hayden-Kat relationship?She's so needy, he is so going to keep taking advantage of her as long as possible, or until an even dumber blonde falls in his lap. 2. Roughly one-third of the episode passed before anyone started pretending to play Survivor. Should this be a cause for concern? No, this season is make believe Survivor anyway. 3. In the name of a woman's alliance, the women within it have been -- voting out women to the point where they have no chance of gaining a gender majority. Explain why this makes sense. Because Aras, Tyson and Vytas are really gurls. The real problem is Monica. She started out as a gurl but has now taken over the Designated Culpepper position. 4. We all know why Laura B was voted out -- because Jeff has decreed that every single vote must be a blindside and she broke the rule! How will this rule affect the finale? Yeah, if the "no thinking for yourself" rule continues to the end they'll end up needing to work from a script. 5. At the start of the Reward/Immunity challenge, what was the purpose of that coil? It is symbolic of the death spiral this series went into when Probst took over as showrunner. 6. Why haven't we had a single Reward sponsor this season? They're just being subtle about it, sneaking it by you. Put it together, big Southern feast, fried chicken and corn and fixin's and all. Lemonade. Tea. 7. Tyson has weaponized his jerkass status by combining it with what he pretends is veteran leadership. What other player could currently use their personality flaw as a positive? Lazy Gervase, Twelve-Step Vytas, Kan't Korner Katie. 8. Forget the flame: what would have been a more appropriate shape for the RI contestants to assemble? Jellyfish. 9. What does Jeff believe the words 'blood' and 'water' actually mean? The same thing. 10. Why are you still watching this? Third law of thermodynamics.
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42. "Episode #8" |
1. On a scale of zero to Hantz, how arranged was Tyson's idol find?2. Oh, look: another nonsensical name appears during the not-union. What does Mergedtribe mean in English? 3. Approximately how many different alliance configurations were rejected in the first fifty minutes of the episode? 4. Why does Jeff get so much pleasure out of asking people to hang onto his giant pole? 5. Explain why an alliance of two is more dangerous than an alliance of six. 6. What does Redemption Arena do on its day off? 7. Exactly one contestant out of eleven was able to temporarily memorize a seven-symbol sequence. Where does this put the group's intelligence as compared to, say, the current session of Congress? 8. What's a Reward challenge? 9. A vote which has been foreshadowed at a strength rating of 19.6 Face Shoves is not a blindside. Come up with a better word to describe it. 10. If only correctly-spelled ballots counted, who would never be voted out?
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43. "another episode, another relapse" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-07-13 AT 10:59 AM (EST)
1. On a scale of zero to Hantz, how arranged was Tyson's idol find?
I believe that was shot in the studio sometime during last year. Saves time. 2. Oh, look: another nonsensical name appears during the not-union. What does Mergedtribe mean in English? Kasaba? Kumbayah? It's the name of Jiffy's dog. 3. Approximately how many different alliance configurations were rejected in the first fifty minutes of the episode? Alliances shown will fail, that means we can all relax until the finale. 4. Why does Jeff get so much pleasure out of asking people to hang onto his giant pole? Bwahaha, we all know why that is. 5. Explain why an alliance of two is more dangerous than an alliance of six. Jiffy's new math. 6. What does Redemption Arena do on its day off? Booked for the Boneham Family Reunion. 7. Exactly one contestant out of eleven was able to temporarily memorize a seven-symbol sequence. Where does this put the group's intelligence as compared to, say, the current session of Congress? Aras memorized the first 4 and coached Vytas, Vytas memorized the last three and set Aras up to lose. They're as bright as any one of my bosses. ahem. 8. What's a Reward challenge? Its filler while someone runs the video of Tyson "finding" the immunity idol. Lucky us. 9. A vote which has been foreshadowed at a strength rating of 19.6 Face Shoves is not a blindside. Come up with a better word to describe it. Rerun? 10. If only correctly-spelled ballots counted, who would never be voted out? Vitus
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44. "RE: Episode #8" |
1. On a scale of zero to Hantz, how arranged was Tyson's idol find?
I'm thinking more like the "elections" they just had in Cuba.2. Oh, look: another nonsensical name appears during the not-union. What does Mergedtribe mean in English?
I don't have a clue, but I'm going to check it out over at #numbersign. 3. Approximately how many different alliance configurations were rejected in the first fifty minutes of the episode?
We need to consult our math wizzes for that one. I have enough trouble just counting past 21. 4. Why does Jeff get so much pleasure out of asking people to hang onto his giant pole?
Is that what that was? 5. Explain why an alliance of two is more dangerous than an alliance of six.
Because with Six, you get Eggroll. 6. What does Redemption Arena do on its day off?
Doubles as the next FF over at TAR 7. Exactly one contestant out of eleven was able to temporarily memorize a seven-symbol sequence. Where does this put the group's intelligence as compared to, say, the current session of Congress?
A sentence with the words 'intelligence' and 'Congress' in close association -- Why is the name Mark Twain coming to mind? 8. What's a Reward challenge?
I guess this week's sponsor pulled out at the last minute. 9. A vote which has been foreshadowed at a strength rating of 19.6 Face Shoves is not a blindside. Come up with a better word to describe it.
MergeSide 10. If only correctly-spelled ballots counted, who would never be voted out?
Nobody If Fire is Life, then what’s Wheaties?
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45. "RE: Episode #8" |
1. On a scale of zero to Hantz, how arranged was Tyson's idol find?
Ikebana2. Oh, look: another nonsensical name appears during the not-union. What does Mergedtribe mean in English?
We can't spell the name of one of the clones on Orphan Black's name, either 3. Approximately how many different alliance configurations were rejected in the first fifty minutes of the episode?
525,600 4. Why does Jeff get so much pleasure out of asking people to hang onto his giant pole?
No one will do it in private 5. Explain why an alliance of two is more dangerous than an alliance of six.
W comes before X in the alphabet 6. What does Redemption Arena do on its day off?
Sprays Lysol everywhere 7. Exactly one contestant out of eleven was able to temporarily memorize a seven-symbol sequence. Where does this put the group's intelligence as compared to, say, the current session of Congress?
1. Congress
2. Survivor contestants
3. Headless Cockroach 8. What's a Reward challenge?
Something that used to be rigged to try to give a contestant and advantage/disadvantage, now they just hand them idols 9. A vote which has been foreshadowed at a strength rating of 19.6 Face Shoves is not a blindside. Come up with a better word to describe it.
SightedFront 10. If only correctly-spelled ballots counted, who would never be voted out?
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46. "RE: Episode #8" |
1. On a scale of zero to Hantz, how arranged was Tyson's idol find? -- Russell Hantz or Brandon Hantz? 0 to infinity, or 0 to infinitely loco? 2. Oh, look: another nonsensical name appears during the not-union. What does Merged tribe mean in English? -- Kasama, AKA "Trouble with Tribbles". 3. Approximately how many different alliance configurations were rejected in the first fifty minutes of the episode?
-- I was counting. For a while. Then they lost me when the total number of tribe members in the different alliances went to Hantz (see Question #1) 4. Why does Jeff get so much pleasure out of asking people to hang onto his giant pole? -- Jeff’s purpose in life is to convince people that he has a giant pole. (And who planted those poles? Digging in sand is not easy. Did they get the Gold Fever Crew to lend a hand? If so, why wasn’t it a complete failure?) 5. Explain why an alliance of two is more dangerous than an alliance of six. -- Two can be as bad as one, It's the loneliest number since the number one, ah-ummmm…(Hey these are hard!) 6. What does Redemption Arena do on its day off?
-- Ask little Suzzee. What happens on RI…aw nevermind.
7. Exactly one contestant out of eleven was able to temporarily memorize a seven-symbol sequence. Where does this put the group's intelligence as compared to, say, the current session of Congress? -- The producers clearly risked having all survivors lose on round one with a brain power based challenge. 8. What's a Reward challenge? -- I read where one was found under the 80million YO skeleton of the uncle of the T-Rex. Really. 9. A vote which has been foreshadowed at a strength rating of 19.6 Face Shoves is not a blindside. Come up with a better word to describe it. -- I would be willing to let “Face Shove” ride for this. I would complete the description to include where the face is being shoved, and, in order to forestall the inevitable thievery by Fooner, I hereby Copyright it and I - hand on heart - promise to forward any and all proceeds to your heirs. I look out after my friends. 10. If only correctly-spelled ballots counted, who would never be voted out? -- Laura Bonehead? Aries Batcrazy or his brother Vitalis? Sienner? Sienner’s mom with bus tire tracks up her back? Monocle? Teener? The Shadow of Teener? The body lying on the bottom of the tide pool, Germy? Ties one on? Bubba? Hiding?
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47. "RE: Episode #8" |
1. On a scale of zero to Hantz, how arranged was Tyson's idol find?Oh come now, you don't believe that Tyson found the correct tree, recognized the vine/branch that looked like a snake, wandered just far enough away to lift leaves and brush with a pointed stick, magically found the idol without actually digging for it, held it in front of the cameraman unwrapped, and then in the next scene unwrapped it, put it on, re-wrapped it and hid it in his tight boxers where nobody noticed it? Jeepers, where is your faith? lol 2. Oh, look: another nonsensical name appears during the not-union. What does Mergedtribe mean in English? When asked individually by Uncle Cameraman why the tribe chose their name, each player replied "Kasama Idiot." 3. Approximately how many different alliance configurations were rejected in the first fifty minutes of the episode? 100 at 30 seconds of consideration a piece. 4. Why does Jeff get so much pleasure out of asking people to hang onto his giant pole? Because in private there isn't as much to hold on to.
5. Explain why an alliance of two is more dangerous than an alliance of six.
Ask Lisi, she's the official Survivor mathematician. 6. What does Redemption Arena do on its day off? Fumagate 7. Exactly one contestant out of eleven was able to temporarily memorize a seven-symbol sequence. Where does this put the group's intelligence as compared to, say, the current session of Congress? They are still ahead of Congress only because they didn't have to confer and agree with each other on the order of the sequence. 8. What's a Reward challenge? An event in a bygone era when contestants had to actually hustle and move in order to A) eat, B) exploit their next epic misstep by accepting Jeffy's offer to take a "buddy" along with them thus revealing their alliance so they can wax strategic and, C) supply the audience with gratuitous shower shots. 9. A vote which has been foreshadowed at a strength rating of 19.6 Face Shoves is not a blindside. Come up with a better word to describe it. Scripted. 10. If only correctly-spelled ballots counted, who would never be voted out? Vile Atlas
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50. "Episode #9" |
1. How long will it take Tina to recognize the irony in her having made a speech about how cruel it was for an alliance to betray her?2. Katie has no idea how to go about selling herself. Assuming MB left her anything outside the contract which is still available to others, give her some helpful suggestions. 3. How have Gervase's facial expressions, self-attacks, and spontaneous pogo-sticking changed in thirteen years? 4, Jeff is now calling Monica by her last name. What does this say about her game? 5. Who is 'Thai Sun'? 6. Come up with another way to use swords in a challenge. 7. On a scale of zero to Dick Cheney, how paranoid is Monica? 8. Because the jurors have yet to be determined, no one on Redemption Island attended the last two Tribal Councils. This would normally be considered as unfair because it means they don't get their full survey of the post-merge game. Provide the show's spin for justifying this. 9. At each Council, the person being voted out basically gave step-by-step instructions to those remaining on how they could switch up the game. Those from Vytas were ignored. Tina's likely will be as well. What/will be was the excuse for doing so? 10. From his focus on her at the end of TC, it's clear Jeff wants Katie voted out next. What's his motivation for ordering the hit?
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51. "RE: Episode #9" |
1. How long will it take Tina to recognize the irony in her having made a speech about how cruel it was for an alliance to betray her?
637 years
2. Katie has no idea how to go about selling herself. Assuming MB left her anything outside the contract which is still available to others, give her some helpful suggestions.
Walk around in nothing but her buff 3. How have Gervase's facial expressions, self-attacks, and spontaneous pogo-sticking changed in thirteen years?
you'd practice those, too, if you knew how much screen time they were going to get you.
4, Jeff is now calling Monica by her last name. What does this say about her game?
Wow, Jeff can have a man-crush on a girl? 5. Who is 'Thai Sun'?
The cameraman that keeps messing up as he feeds the survivors their next line 6. Come up with another way to use swords in a challenge.
Cook Jeff Dinner Teppanyaki, but with swords instead of knives 7. On a scale of zero to Dick Cheney, how paranoid is Monica?
Theodore Kaczynski 8. Because the jurors have yet to be determined, no one on Redemption Island attended the last two Tribal Councils. This would normally be considered as unfair because it means they don't get their full survey of the post-merge game. Provide the show's spin for justifying this.
They've read the script, they don't need to see it 9. At each Council, the person being voted out basically gave step-by-step instructions to those remaining on how they could switch up the game. Those from Vytas were ignored. Tina's likely will be as well. What/will be was the excuse for doing so?
But there is no way ___________ will get any jury votes, right? 10. From his focus on her at the end of TC, it's clear Jeff wants Katie voted out next. What's his motivation for ordering the hit?
He doesn't like how she holds onto his giant log
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52. "RE: Episode #9" |
1. How long will it take Tina to recognize the irony in her having made a speech about how cruel it was for an alliance to betray her? I'd say right about when she staggered off the TC stage. 2. Katie has no idea how to go about selling herself. Assuming MB left her anything outside the contract which is still available to others, give her some helpful suggestions. Selling herself as outlasting Mom. 3. How have Gervase's facial expressions, self-attacks, and spontaneous pogo-sticking changed in thirteen years? He's a bit slower now. 4, Jeff is now calling Monica by her last name. What does this say about her game? Vaguely Survivor-like. 5. Who is 'Thai Sun'? Combo # 27 on my Chinese menu. 6. Come up with another way to use swords in a challenge. Don't tempt me. 7. On a scale of zero to ##### Cheney, how paranoid is Monica? She's so paranoid that she thinks she'll write her own name down. 8. Because the jurors have yet to be determined, no one on Redemption Island attended the last two Tribal Councils. This would normally be considered as unfair because it means they don't get their full survey of the post-merge game. Provide the show's spin for justifying this. Bitter juries do not need any help. 9. At each Council, the person being voted out basically gave step-by-step instructions to those remaining on how they could switch up the game. Those from Vytas were ignored. Tina's likely will be as well. What/will be was the excuse for doing so? Nobody wants to change their already perfect game strategies. 10. From his focus on her at the end of TC, it's clear Jeff wants Katie voted out next. What's his motivation for ordering the hit? She's as boring as a grub.
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53. "RE: Episode #9" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-14-13 AT 09:18 PM (EST)1. How long will it take Tina to recognize the irony in her having made a speech about how cruel it was for an alliance to betray her? -- About as long as it takes Tyson to see the irony in him (a two time loser) telling her (a Survivor winner) that he has a better strategy than she does (shamless plug for a post in another thread. Laugh, dammit!). -- Or about as long as it will take for Monica to see the irony in her "I was the most dependable tribemate" speech one TC after switching her vote to Aras. -- Or, well, speechifying ironies are thicker than coconut crabs on the island. 2. Katie has no idea how to go about selling herself. Assuming MB left her anything outside the contract which is still available to others, give her some helpful suggestions.
-- Contact the Really Really Raunchy School for Really Really Raunchy girls about setting up an entrance interview. I know a guy... 3. How have Gervase's facial expressions, self-attacks, and spontaneous pogo-sticking changed in thirteen years? -- Just like old times. I actually was glad to see a Survivor from the first season called back, and just as glad that it wasn’t Hatch, Sue, or the Doctor. 4, Jeff is now calling Monica by her last name. What does this say about her game? -- She needs to start flashing her headlights. 5. Who is 'Thai Sun'?
-- And who keeps voting for him? (another self-absorbed call for attention by a DAW trying to promote a post in another thread). 6. Come up with another way to use swords in a challenge.
-- I have heard of another way. 7. On a scale of zero to Dick Cheney, how paranoid is Monica? -- Why, her paranoia is even worse than that of Cheney’s bird hunting partners. And they actually have a good reason to be paranoid. 8. Because the jurors have yet to be determined, no one on Redemption Island attended the last two Tribal Councils. This would normally be considered as unfair because it means they don't get their full survey of the post-merge game. Provide the show's spin for justifying this.
-- They get the DVD’s and are able to view what happens at the TC while munching microwave popcorn and getting pedicures and gentle, relaxing hot tub soaks designed to make meat tenderer and skinning easier. The RI cannibals are known for their food prep. techniques.
9. At each Council, the person being voted out basically gave step-by-step instructions to those remaining on how they could switch up the game. Those from Vytas were ignored. Tina's likely will be as well. What/will be was the excuse for doing so? -- IQ, Lack of. Dehydration of the brain. Recently ingested grub worms chewing up their guts. Pick one.
10. From his focus on her at the end of TC, it's clear Jeff wants Katie voted out next. What's his motivation for ordering the hit? -- Getting sweet, young, and naive Katie to himself for a couple of weeks? Come on, let’s have a hard question. In fact, the hard thing in question is his motivation.
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11-20-13, 11:16 AM (EST)
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54. "RE: Episode #9" |
1. How long will it take Tina to recognize the irony in her having made a speech about how cruel it was for an alliance to betray her?
About the amount of time it will take President Obama to realize Obamacare is a dead horse.2. Katie has no idea how to go about selling herself. Assuming MB left her anything outside the contract which is still available to others, give her some helpful suggestions.
I hear Girl Scout Cookies™ have a nice profit margin. 3. How have Gervase's facial expressions, self-attacks, and spontaneous pogo-sticking changed in thirteen years?
Think of the difference between a year-old cherub's face and Ed Anser's craggily continence. 4, Jeff is now calling Monica by her last name. What does this say about her game?
Can we all say "foretelling"? 5. Who is 'Thai Sun'?
A major newspaper in Bangkok, naturally. 6. Come up with another way to use swords in a challenge.
In a PG-13 thresd? Really? 7. On a scale of zero to Dick Cheney, how paranoid is Monica?
Is "big-Ass" an option? 8. Because the jurors have yet to be determined, no one on Redemption Island attended the last two Tribal Councils. This would normally be considered as unfair because it means they don't get their full survey of the post-merge game. Provide the show's spin for justifying this.
Somebody gave EPMB a Double U-Turn© 9. At each Council, the person being voted out basically gave step-by-step instructions to those remaining on how they could switch up the game. Those from Vytas were ignored. Tina's likely will be as well. What/will be was the excuse for doing so?
A brief moment of intelligence from the Survivors. 10. From his focus on her at the end of TC, it's clear Jeff wants Katie voted out next. What's his motivation for ordering the hit?
He has plans on showing her his personal-private RI location. If Fire is Life, then what’s Wheaties?
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55. "Episode #10" |
1. For Vytas and Tina, how would being able to operate that table maze translate to a real-life skill?2. Katie didn't burn the idol clue! Why not? 3. Other than 'we found footage of an octopus', what does the screen shot of the octopus represent? 4. Laura announced that her relationship with Ciera has been morphing. Clearly this makes the relationship into a Power Ranger. Which one is it? 5. MB has been waiting all season for someone to directly betray their partner. As the first and only player to directly do so (and the last who could at all), what has Ciera won? 6. What else could the players have done with those lengths of knotted rope? 7. If Monica didn't offer the food to the group, she would have been selfish and lost prospective jury votes. If she does offer it, she's svcking up and loses prospective jury votes. Given that, what was the right move to make? 8. Tyson has reached the Todd level of cockiness, arrogance, and belief in his total control of the game. Given that, when should we book his Dr. Phil appearance for, and what will be the addiction he won't find any help with there? 9. Jeff recently announced that this bad joke of a season theme will return for a future waste of time. How many repetitions will be needed before an entering pair faces the jury together? 10. Which of your relatives would you happily vote out of the game?
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56. "RE: Episode #10" |
1. For Vytas and Tina, how would being able to operate that table maze translate to a real-life skill?
-- It’s an interesting question, and coincidently Vytas and Tina were practicing the “pole in the hole” game the night before. I guess that came in handy for their “Ball in the hole” RI challenge.2. Katie didn't burn the idol clue! Why not? -- She had never heard of the Hantz HI jinx. Or exactly where he used to hide it. 3. Other than 'we found footage of an octopus', what does the screen shot of the octopus represent? -- Probst’s 8-handed methodology when interviewing prospective contestants. 4. Laura announced that her relationship with Ciera has been morphing. Clearly this makes the relationship into a Power Ranger. Which one is it? -- Morphine Monty, one of the lesser known Rangers. 5. MB has been waiting all season for someone to directly betray their partner. As the first and only player to directly do so (and the last who could at all), what has Ciera won? -- A return ticket to Survivor is in her future. 6. What else could the players have done with those lengths of knotted rope? -- Beat Tyson senseless after he eats all the hotdogs and hamburgers. 7. If Monica didn't offer the food to the group, she would have been selfish and lost prospective jury votes. If she does offer it, she's svcking up and loses prospective jury votes. Given that, what was the right move to make?
-- Monica’s diet as evinced by those bones actually visible thru her skin has affected her thinking. In a lose-lose situation you should always eat the burgers (old Chinese saying). 8. Tyson has reached the Todd level of cockiness, arrogance, and belief in his total control of the game. Given that, when should we book his Dr. Phil appearance for, and what will be the addiction he won't find any help with there? -- (1)When I’m not watching (which is anytime), and (2) walking around in public in his underwear. 9. Jeff recently announced that this bad joke of a season theme will return for a future waste of time. How many repetitions will be needed before an entering pair faces the jury together? -- 69? That’s always my favorite number to guess. 10. Which of your relatives would you happily vote out of the game? -- Andy. In law. Self-serving arrogant asshole who always manages to beat me to the leftover turkey after claiming to have a bad back. Nothing beats a leftover turkey sandwich the day after Thanksgiving.
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57. "RE: Episode #10" |
1. For Vytas and Tina, how would being able to operate that table maze translate to a real-life skill?Parachuting onto the stage at the finale. 2. Katie didn't burn the idol clue! Why not? Jiffy announced that there would be a big $$ reward for the first idiot to actually remove the clue from RI. 3. Other than 'we found footage of an octopus', what does the screen shot of the octopus represent? Here is the other footage they had to pick from:
4. Laura announced that her relationship with Ciera has been morphing. Clearly this makes the relationship into a Power Ranger. Which one is it? Which one has the power to make me gag? Yeah, that one. 5. MB has been waiting all season for someone to directly betray their partner. As the first and only player to directly do so (and the last who could at all), what has Ciera won? An invitation to Blood & Water II 6. What else could the players have done with those lengths of knotted rope? Return it to production, it will be recycled along with the location, the players, the host, and the gross food. 7. If Monica didn't offer the food to the group, she would have been selfish and lost prospective jury votes. If she does offer it, she's svcking up and loses prospective jury votes. Given that, what was the right move to make? Taking Jiffy! 8. Tyson has reached the Todd level of cockiness, arrogance, and belief in his total control of the game. Given that, when should we book his Dr. Phil appearance for, and what will be the addiction he won't find any help with there? The need to be a Survivor contestant. 9. Jeff recently announced that this bad joke of a season theme will return for a future waste of time. How many repetitions will be needed before an entering pair faces the jury together? Noooooooooo. He's got to pick one to keep. Bloody Hell or Immunity Idols, can't do both. 10. Which of your relatives would you happily vote out of the game? What, only ONE???
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58. "RE: Episode #10" |
1. For Vytas and Tina, how would being able to operate that table maze translate to a real-life skill?
The new burger machine at the Golden Arches has a similar set-up.2. Katie didn't burn the idol clue! Why not?
EPMB decided to make it out of asbestos.3. Other than 'we found footage of an octopus', what does the screen shot of the octopus represent?
The Red Wings have won the Stanley Cup.4. Laura announced that her relationship with Ciera has been morphing. Clearly this makes the relationship into a Power Ranger. Which one is it?
Obviously, the newest Power Ranger, Prince Fielder5. MB has been waiting all season for someone to directly betray their partner. As the first and only player to directly do so (and the last who could at all), what has Ciera won?
A nifty little ten-day vacation (thanks to the friendly folks over at the Roaming Gnome) for one at Coos Bay.6. What else could the players have done with those lengths of knotted rope?
Macramé maxi-pads?7. If Monica didn't offer the food to the group, she would have been selfish and lost prospective jury votes. If she does offer it, she's svcking up and loses prospective jury votes. Given that, what was the right move to make?
Anything that kept us from hearing Monica from yapping is fine with me.8. Tyson has reached the Todd level of cockiness, arrogance, and belief in his total control of the game. Given that, when should we book his Dr. Phil appearance for, and what will be the addiction he won't find any help with there?
Can this be anything else but a Thanksgiving episode?9. Jeff recently announced that this bad joke of a season theme will return for a future waste of time. How many repetitions will be needed before an entering pair faces the jury together?
Look for it just before the debut of the "newest wildest wackiest twist ever conceived"10. Which of your relatives would you happily vote out of the game?
Well, I do have a cousin who's a Giants fan...
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59. "Episode #11" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-28-13 AT 04:08 AM (EST)1. Tina thought Laura was Katie just because Laura used the word 'Mom' while on the approach. Name another way to fool Tina's maternal instincts. 2. Jeff was quick to point out that there Ain't No Rule against Laura openly helping Tina to beat Vytas. What was the other Ain't No Rule prominently visible in the episode? 3. If Ciera had failed to cooperate with voting out her own mother, Tyson would have seen her as a rogue element who needed to be removed. After she did, he perceived her as a dangerous player to be eliminated. Was there any move she could have made which would result in Tyson simply dismissing her as a game factor? 4. What's the best place to rehide the idol? 5. Does anyone have a plan for getting jury votes? 6. Out of everyone in the filming area, who most desperately needs to have sex? 7. Name a way Tyson, Gervase, and Ciera could have been more obnoxious about eating the food. 8. In a major change from previous versions of this competition, contestants were allowed to rewind their rope. What else should Jeff allow them to rewind? 9. Tyson has now completely wasted his idol. Provide the reason he'll give for this being The Best Move Ever. 10. Seriously, why Caleb?
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60. "RE: Episode #11" |
1. Tina thought Laura was Katie just because Laura used the word 'Mom' while on the approach. Name another way to fool Tina's maternal instincts. Replacing Katie with a wet noodle 2. Jeff was quick to point out that there Ain't No Rule against Laura openly helping Tina to beat Vytas. What was the other Ain't No Rule prominently visible in the episode? It's up to the Producer, it's in the fine print 3. If Ciera had failed to cooperate with voting out her own mother, Tyson would have seen her as a rogue element who needed to be removed. After she did, he perceived her as a dangerous player to be eliminated. Was there any move she could have made which would result in Tyson simply dismissing her as a game factor? summoning the quit boat 4. What's the best place to rehide the idol? I'd think Tyson's purse, he had more trouble finding it in the bag then he had in the jungle. (don't worry Tyson, I have the exact same problem. 5. Does anyone have a plan for getting jury votes? Does anyone think there is a jury? 6. Out of everyone in the filming area, who most desperately needs to have sex? Aras, he's going to get wrinkles. 7. Name a way Tyson, Gervase, and Ciera could have been more obnoxious about eating the food. Posed for press shots. 8. In a major change from previous versions of this competition, contestants were allowed to rewind their rope. What else should Jeff allow them to rewind? nothing, watching once is enough 9. Tyson has now completely wasted his idol. Provide the reason he'll give for this being The Best Move Ever. It was stinking up his purse. 10. Seriously, why Caleb? He was gaining too much weight
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61. "RE: Episode #11" |
1. Tina thought Laura was Katie just because Laura used the word 'Mom' while on the approach. Name another way to fool Tina's maternal instincts.
Make a 'boom-boom'.2. Jeff was quick to point out that there Ain't No Rule against Laura openly helping Tina to beat Vytas. What was the other Ain't No Rule prominently visible in the episode?
Survivor has rules? Who knew?? 3. If Ciera had failed to cooperate with voting out her own mother, Tyson would have seen her as a rogue element who needed to be removed. After she did, he perceived her as a dangerous player to be eliminated. Was there any move she could have made which would result in Tyson simply dismissing her as a game factor?
She could have told him her plan to blindside Jiffypop at the next TC. 4. What's the best place to rehide the idol?
Forget about hiding it. Just give it outright to Katie. 5. Does anyone have a plan for getting jury votes?
Of course they do. The real question should be "Are these plans realistic?" 6. Out of everyone in the filming area, who most desperately needs to have sex?
You mean to tell us that they aren't? 7. Name a way Tyson, Gervase, and Ciera could have been more obnoxious about eating the food.
Nope. They hit the top of the mark in that area. 8. In a major change from previous versions of this competition, contestants were allowed to rewind their rope. What else should Jeff allow them to rewind?
Is that code for something? 9. Tyson has now completely wasted his idol. Provide the reason he'll give for this being The Best Move Ever.
Because it is what Tyson will say. We all know that Tyson is the ultimate Survivor guru. 10. Seriously, why Caleb?
You didn't hear his TC admission that there was a blindside in the works?
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63. "RE: Episode #11" |
1. Tina thought Laura was Katie just because Laura used the word 'Mom' while on the approach. Name another way to fool Tina's maternal instincts. -- Where Tina's from, everybody's liable to be married to anyone else at any given time, so... 2. Jeff was quick to point out that there Ain't No Rule against Laura openly helping Tina to beat Vytas. What was the other Ain't No Rule prominently visible in the episode? -- Matricide. 3. If Ciera had failed to cooperate with voting out her own mother, Tyson would have seen her as a rogue element who needed to be removed. After she did, he perceived her as a dangerous player to be eliminated. Was there any move she could have made which would result in Tyson simply dismissing her as a game factor? -- Peeling his banana and eating his fruit. (not the tree grown kind, either). And it’s not proven that this hasn’t actually happened. Only Dimples and the night camera crew know for sure. 4. What's the best place to rehide the idol? -- Tack one to each of their foreheads. I think the best spots were the "in plain sight" places. 5. Does anyone have a plan for getting jury votes? -- Will there be a Jury? Will Aras and Vytas go out in a murder/suicide pact? Will Tina turn sidewise and disappear altogether? Will the mothers get the ultimate revenge on their daughters? Will Caleb get Colton-itis and quit the Ponderosa? Will the jury pool be smaller than the F3 finalist pool? Will the producers forget that Hayden is even there? 6. Out of everyone in the filming area, who most desperately needs to have sex? -- The RI night camera crew. Nothing like filming nightly threesomes to get the blood flowing. 7. Name a way Tyson, Gervase, and Ciera could have been more obnoxious about eating the food. -- They couldn't. Sorry, but I watched a lion eat the guts of an putrifying elephant once, and that lion, chewing on skin and rib scraps, even with his head and mane red with dripping blood and intestinal excrement, was easier to watch.
8. In a major change from previous versions of this competition, contestants were allowed to rewind their rope. What else should Jeff allow them to rewind? -- Well, I thought at the time and if he had allowed them to eat a breakfast of prunes, bran muffins, and bran cereal, and with the way they were straining in the squatting position, that it would have been more interesting. Disgusting too, perhaps, but interesting. And it could have introduced a distance element into the challenge and suggested next year’s theme, Sh** and Pi**. 9. Tyson has now completely wasted his idol. Provide the reason he'll give for this being The Best Move Ever. -- Because Tyson did it. 10. Seriously, why Caleb? -- Like watching someone kick a kitty, wasn't it.
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64. "Episode #12" |
1. Why is telling someone that they deserve to win the game considered throwing them under the bus?2. Gervase declared that his hand is up Tyson's back. Clearly this is inaccurate. Which player has inserted a part of their body into another player's anatomy? 3. Once first place in the RI challenge had been achieved, what was the best strategy for coming in second? 4. What's the single best way to find an idol? 5. Oh, look, Tyson's crying. What needed to happen in order for that camera lie to exist? 6. Gervase, Tyson, and Monica all go to a restaurant together. Why do they get thrown out? 7. Is there any irony to Gervase winning a challenge involving sandbagging? 8. Make the argument to Ciera that fourth place in one alliance is better than third in another. 9. Create a worse tiebreaker. 10. Where did Jeff find remote-controlled color-changing rocks?
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65. "RE: Episode #12" |
1. Why is telling someone that they deserve to win the game considered throwing them under the bus? -- Because the object of the game is to be smashed flat.
2. Gervase declared that his hand is up Tyson's back. Clearly this is inaccurate. Which player has inserted a part of their body into another player's anatomy?
-- After Caleb explained the tops and bottoms aspect of gay relationships to Jeff, well, let's just say that the body part inserting party began.
3. Once first place in the RI challenge had been achieved, what was the best strategy for coming in second?
-- A mighty wind, however achieved.
4. What's the single best way to find an idol?
-- Check out where the camera man is pointing his camera.
5. Oh, look, Tyson's crying. What needed to happen in order for that camera lie to exist?
-- CGI. Or letting Tyson know that his favorite tarantula died.
6. Gervase, Tyson, and Monica all go to a restaurant together. Why do they get thrown out?
-- The alliance controller pulls his money out from the ball pouch in his underwear, the counting clown is a counting clown, and Monica dither’s over whether she should enter the bar in third or fourth place, and so never actually goes in.
7. Is there any irony to Gervase winning a challenge involving sandbagging? -- Yeah. Especially considering he did so with his left hand up Tyson’s back.
8. Make the argument to Ciera that fourth place in one alliance is better than third in another.
-- Six is more than four. One is a lonely number but three is just, well, a threesome is a dream come true.
9. Create a worse tiebreaker.
-- A fire starter challenge. We and a production crew that stayed up that memorable night well remember that tiebreaker.
10. Where did Jeff find remote-controlled color-changing rocks?
-- So that’s how he did it! I was looking for a slight of hand rock from the ear, or something up Jeff’s fishing shirt sleeve, but it was color changing rocks all the time. I need to tweet Penn and Teller the news.
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66. "RE: Episode #12" |
YAY! 1. Why is telling someone that they deserve to win the game considered throwing them under the bus? It's called sucking up for their jury vote right before writing their name down. 2. Gervase declared that his hand is up Tyson's back. Clearly this is inaccurate. Which player has inserted a part of their body into another player's anatomy? Still Gervase but it's his head right up his a$$. 3. Once first place in the RI challenge had been achieved, what was the best strategy for coming in second? Asking for help from the winner or having the bleacher bums obviously cheer for you to beat the next jury member. 4. What's the single best way to find an idol? Follow the camera. 5. Oh, look, Tyson's crying. What needed to happen in order for that camera lie to exist? Scripting 6. Gervase, Tyson, and Monica all go to a restaurant together. Why do they get thrown out? Improper attire. 7. Is there any irony to Gervase winning a challenge involving sandbagging? BWAHAHA! Good one. 8. Make the argument to Ciera that fourth place in one alliance is better than third in another. I've always had your back, pushing you into the forth place position. 9. Create a worse tiebreaker. The applause meter. 10. Where did Jeff find remote-controlled color-changing rocks? Production has been working on this for 27 seasons. Well done!
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12-06-13, 08:26 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Episode #12" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-06-13 AT 08:28 PM (EST)1. Why is telling someone that they deserve to win the game considered throwing them under the bus?
Perhaps their experiences with taking the short bus clouded their thinking. 2. Gervase declared that his hand is up Tyson's back. Clearly this is inaccurate. Which player has inserted a part of their body into another player's anatomy?
Does it count if a player has their own head up an unnamed nether region? 3. Once first place in the RI challenge had been achieved, what was the best strategy for coming in second?
Cry for your mama. 4. What's the single best way to find an idol?
Ask the camera dude. 5. Oh, look, Tyson's crying. What needed to happen in order for that camera lie to exist?
A potential Emmy nomination. 6. Gervase, Tyson, and Monica all go to a restaurant together. Why do they get thrown out?
Excessive eructasive behaviors. 7. Is there any irony to Gervase winning a challenge involving sandbagging?
Nah. It was all part of the Grand Plan. 8. Make the argument to Ciera that fourth place in one alliance is better than third in another.
Easy math. Even second graders know 4>3 9. Create a worse tiebreaker.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock 10. Where did Jeff find remote-controlled color-changing rocks?
Those folks over at Think Geek are fast.
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12-12-13, 07:52 AM (EST)
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68. "Episode #13" |
1. Tyson has a loaded god-complex. How would you go about cocking and pulling it?2. If Katie had been ahead of Tina at any point in that duel, how would the mother have finished off the daughter? 3. Tyson believes in giving people false hope before dashing it against the rocks, along with their skulls. Return the first part of that favor to him by explaining how he'll win the jury vote without a single dissenting ballot. Oh, and lie. A lot. 4. Gervase seems to be progressively losing it with each successive TC. How does this preview his nearly-inevitable Finals appearance? 5. Compare Hayden's hamster experience to his monkey one. 6. Ciera won a challenge. Explain. 7. Tyson claims it was nice for his entire alliance to not be eating together. What would he have said if he'd been telling the truth? 8. Hayden and Ciera claimed that Tyson has been treating Monica as his lapdog. Which breed is she and why? 9. Given that whoever gets back into the game will be facing a solid alliance of three as, at best, part of a minority of two, with the idol unavailable and only two Immunity wins in a row as their faint hope of advancement, what was the point of Redemption Island again? 10. After the events of last night's Tribal Council, what's the only way Monica's ever going to get enough jury votes to win?
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12-12-13, 11:19 AM (EST)
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69. "Almost sane." |
1. Tyson has a loaded god-complex. How would you go about cocking and pulling it? It seems to be on a timer, no need to get anywhere near it. 2. If Katie had been ahead of Tina at any point in that duel, how would the mother have finished off the daughter? Guilt, the weapon of last resort. 3. Tyson believes in giving people false hope before dashing it against the rocks, along with their skulls. Return the first part of that favor to him by explaining how he'll win the jury vote without a single dissenting ballot. Oh, and lie. A lot. Tyson, you're a god. 4. Gervase seems to be progressively losing it with each successive TC. How does this preview his nearly-inevitable Finals appearance? Losing it yet again. 5. Compare Hayden's hamster experience to his monkey one. Hamsters get laid, monkeys get screwed. 6. Ciera won a challenge. Explain. The letters were numbered. 7. Tyson claims it was nice for his entire alliance to not be eating together. What would he have said if he'd been telling the truth? It was hard to lose this challenge so he wouldn't have to pick a partner to eat with. 8. Hayden and Ciera claimed that Tyson has been treating Monica as his lapdog. Which breed is she and why? Chihuahua, they never shut-up even when you tell them about your idol. 9. Given that whoever gets back into the game will be facing a solid alliance of three as, at best, part of a minority of two, with the idol unavailable and only two Immunity wins in a row as their faint hope of advancement, what was the point of Redemption Island again? So Blood & Water didn't seem like the worst season theme ever. Fail. 10. After the events of last night's Tribal Council, what's the only way Monica's ever going to get enough jury votes to win? Tell the jury she's a Culpepper of convenience.
Tribe Vibe Thank's Estee for the Alka-Seltzer of posts, the Hawkeye 10. Oh what a relief it is.
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12-12-13, 01:05 PM (EST)
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70. "RE: Episode #13" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-12-13 AT 05:06 PM (EST)1. Tyson has a loaded god-complex. How would you go about cocking and pulling it? -- You would ruin his cocking if you made the HI out of something explosive. I think the God complex would also be dented a bit. 2. If Katie had been ahead of Tina at any point in that duel, how would the mother have finished off the daughter? -- A well aimed coconut to the coconut. 3. Tyson believes in giving people false hope before dashing it against the rocks, along with their skulls. Return the first part of that favor to him by explaining how he'll win the jury vote without a single dissenting ballot. Oh, and lie. A lot.
-- If he’s against Gervase, just letting Gervase be Gervase. Against Cierra, letting her do her serpent’s smile. Against Monica, just let Monica turn sideways and disappear from view. This season's question - "What is lighter than Monica?" (Sorry, the truth is better than a lie in this case). 4. Gervase seems to be progressively losing it with each successive TC. How does this preview his nearly-inevitable Finals appearance? -- It should be entertaining. I predict that Hayden will deck him during the Final TC questioning, or during the finale.My question concerning the finale is, will the Hantz clan show up? And what will they be armed with? 5. Compare Hayden's hamster experience to his monkey one.
-- He didn’t have the island snakes, lizards, crabs, and cannibals working against him in BB. And, astonishingly, the BB hamsters were not even as sharp as Gervase. Gervase seems to be a nice guy, but he needs to be kept in his cage.
6. Ciera won a challenge. Explain. -- Well, of course, it was because of the words of encouragement Jeff was shouting in her ear. Don’t we all get a welling up of competitive enthusiasm everytime he does that? I know I do.
7. Tyson claims it was nice for his entire alliance to not be eating together. What would he have said if he'd been telling the truth? -- “It was nice that I ate all the food”. 8. Hayden and Ciera claimed that Tyson has been treating Monica as his lapdog. Which breed is she and why? -- Tough one. With the island diet, it wasn’t Husky. With her mouth it wasn’t Mala’mute’. The island has killed whatever religious leaning she might have had, so ‘Saint’ Bernard is out. Blood hound is out, obviously she’s almost out of blood (and flesh, and body). I’ll have to go with Doberman Pinscher. She seems intent on pinching Hans Doberman the cameraman when she can. Odd behavior, but she’s been on the island for 30+ days, so, who am I to pass judgment? 9. Given that whoever gets back into the game will be facing a solid alliance of three as, at best, part of a minority of two, with the idol unavailable and only two Immunity wins in a row as their faint hope of advancement, what was the point of Redemption Island again? --Good question. I speculated that this would be the last RI challenge this season and that this RI winner would return to the island. I am 0-fer in the speculation wins this season, so far.
10. After the events of last night's Tribal Council, what's the only way Monica's ever going to get enough jury votes to win?
-- Make up a fake tree mail telling the others to assemble on the rim of the island volcano, don a blindfold, and take one step forward.
shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.
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12-18-13, 09:54 AM (EST)
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71. "Finale" |
1. On a scale of 0 to Rawb, how rigged was this season in favor of Tyson's win?2. As it turns out, Monica and Gervase were only present to serve as wrecked cars which could be towed along for fourteen episodes. What was fatally wrong with each vehicle? 3. Exactly how many chances did Monica pass on when it came to taking control of the game? 4. Which family member will make a return in future seasons and why? 5. How many more attempts will MB make to have Rupert not win a million dollars? If not, explain why. 6. What was the real reason behind giving Cochran so much screen time in a Reunion he was no actual playing part of? 7. How does Tyson manage to keep crying on cue? 8. What's your best bet for having Jeff completely ignore you at the Reunion show? 9. Use the word 'Culpepper' in a sentence as a future contestant insult. 10. The challenge staff has spent over a decade arranging challenges to favor Brawn or Brains. Design one for them which gives the edge to Beauty.
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12-18-13, 11:38 AM (EST)
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72. "Finale. Another reason to drink" |
Thanks estee, my trip to the dark side is complete. Great job!1. On a scale of 0 to Rawb, how rigged was this season in favor of Tyson's win? The equation they used this season: (Rawb*infinity)+ infinity = Tyson 2. As it turns out, Monica and Gervase were only present to serve as wrecked cars which could be towed along for fourteen episodes. What was fatally wrong with each vehicle? The Gervase model was running on hot air. The Monica model has a built in tow feature. 3. Exactly how many chances did Monica pass on when it came to taking control of the game? That formula was (Rawb*infinity)/(Culpepper + personal failure) 4. Which family member will make a return in future seasons and why? Ciera, because Captain Obvious T. Edit made it as clear as (Rawb*infinity) 5. How many more attempts will MB make to have Rupert not win a million dollars? If not, explain why. No mas, por favor. Indiana can't take another Rupert for Governor tie-dye campaign. 6. What was the real reason behind giving Cochran so much screen time in a Reunion he was no actual playing part of? They needed to take a break from slobbering all over Ciera. 7. How does Tyson manage to keep crying on cue? He didn't know if the gun in his back was loaded. 8. What's your best bet for having Jeff completely ignore you at the Reunion show? Be related to Gervase. 9. Use the word 'Culpepper' in a sentence as a future contestant insult. We need a Culpepper to take to F3. 10. The challenge staff has spent over a decade arranging challenges to favor Brawn or Brains. Design one for them which gives the edge to Beauty. The runway challenge, in hooker heels.
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12-18-13, 01:58 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Finale" |
1. On a scale of 0 to Rawb, how rigged was this season in favor of Tyson's win?
Dennis Rodman level was achieved early on.2. As it turns out, Monica and Gervase were only present to serve as wrecked cars which could be towed along for fourteen episodes. What was fatally wrong with each vehicle?
The owner/driver was certifiably certifiable. 3. Exactly how many chances did Monica pass on when it came to taking control of the game?
Monica had choices? 4. Which family member will make a return in future seasons and why?
The newest twist will have Jiffy-pop's better half as a member of the tribe. 5. How many more attempts will MB make to have Rupert not win a million dollars? If not, explain why.
Just one more, but he's going to get him to join the next season of The Bachelor to do it. 6. What was the real reason behind giving Cochran so much screen time in a Reunion he was no actual playing part of?
Somebody was hoping for a 'happy ending'. 7. How does Tyson manage to keep crying on cue?
He has an onion stashed in his chonies. 8. What's your best bet for having Jeff completely ignore you at the Reunion show?
Find the HII. 9. Use the word 'Culpepper' in a sentence as a future contestant insult.
"You go together just as neat as salt and Culpepper." 10. The challenge staff has spent over a decade arranging challenges to favor Brawn or Brains. Design one for them which gives the edge to Beauty.
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12-19-13, 11:03 AM (EST)
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74. "RE: Finale" |
1. On a scale of 0 to Rawb, how rigged was this season in favor of Tyson's win? -- Tyson comes from the Lance Armstrong school of race fixing.
2. As it turns out, Monica and Gervase were only present to serve as wrecked cars which could be towed along for fourteen episodes. What was fatally wrong with each vehicle?
-- Well, Monica’s headlights were working OK, but she had no tail. Lights. And Gervase had bugs in his grill.
3. Exactly how many chances did Monica pass on when it came to taking control of the game?
-- Fourteen. I counted.
4. Which family member will make a return in future seasons and why?
-- Colton. He hasn’t run out of fake ailments yet.
5. How many more attempts will MB make to have Rupert not win a million dollars? If not, explain why.
-- Who knows, with Rupert, it’s either “Insult your loved one by assuming that she's incompetent and that you have to sacrifice yourself in order for her to have a chance”, or “When in doubt, rip a shirt theme off of ‘The Grateful Dead’”.
6. What was the real reason behind giving Cochran so much screen time in a Reunion he was no actual playing part of?
-- Jeff is still convinced that Cochran is Woody Allen in disguise, and he hasn't given up on getting a movie gig yet.
7. How does Tyson manage to keep crying on cue?
-- If you had to sit on as boney a butt as Tyson has to sit on, you’d be all teary too.
8. What's your best bet for having Jeff completely ignore you at the Reunion show?
-- Refuse to join Jeff in his tent at night. No face time, no mention, you're dead to Probst.
9. Use the word 'Culpepper' in a sentence as a future contestant insult.
-- “Are you ready? OK, 3-2-1 this puzzle challenge is on! ’W’ is tied with ‘X’, and ‘Y’ is bringing up the ‘Gervase’. But Z has managed to ‘Culpepper’."
10. The challenge staff has spent over a decade arranging challenges to favor Brawn or Brains. Design one for them which gives the edge to Beauty. -- A tried and true Loser Lodge audience participation sport, Topless Beach Volleyball. Duh.
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