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"The Hawkeye 10."
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"The Hawkeye 10." |
Ten simple questions about last night's episode, which you can answer in any fashion you wish.1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be? 2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw? 3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it. 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for? 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this? 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol? 7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe. 8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead? 9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful. 10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be? 
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02-21-13, 11:30 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be? He found the Hidden Immunity Idol. What else could it be?2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw? Phillip's spare pair of pink underpants. 3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it. In the ocean. 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for? Big Brother or The Real World. 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this? He's insane himself. 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol? Not at Tribal Council, that's for sure! 7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe. Hope, Julia, Laura and Sherri. 8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead? Can't think of anything right now. 9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful. I can't. Nobody sane can do that. 10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be? Have Troll take his place in the game. 
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2. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-23-13 AT 00:10 AM (EST)>1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be?
That he was happy to see Allie.
>2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw?
Russell Hantz. He's a little troll, small enough to be tossed around.
>3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it.
In Russell Hantz's crotch.
>4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for?
I can tell you one that he won't be appearing on any time soon: Shattered.
>5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this?
It takes a crazy person to know when another is crazy.
>6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol?
Never.
>7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe.
Blonde. Blonder. Blondest. Not-Blonde.
>8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead?
Skin off his feet - they should be ripe enough to be pulled off by now.
>9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful.
I'd rather see Lisi explain this one. So much more entertaining.
>10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be?
To prove he's nuttier than even Russhole, which is hard to do.
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02-21-13, 01:39 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
Oh boy the Hawkeye 10, it's been too long  1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be? That he finds himself very satisfying. 2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw? Hissy fits 3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it. Phillips underwear 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for? Jersey Shore 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this? All the couch sessions he's had 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol? As soon as you have a bulge you can't explain. 7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe. Shemar, Eddie, Reynold, Matt 8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead? Ask Reynold 9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful. Because if you're good looking it counts for 2 votes each. duh 10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be? Having another offspring. 
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02-21-13, 01:55 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be?
He found the rare vibrating Philippine's pocket fish2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw?
Well they already threw away their dignity. Midgets? 3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it.
Phillip's Pink Drawers 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for?
Big Brother, that way he only has to move out of the shelter when they are on lock down and forced to go outside 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this?
The voices in his head 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol?
Any time you are not staring at the bulge in their pocket
7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe.
Blondie, Blondie, Blondie, and Brunette?
8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead?
Anyone's Finger
9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful.
Because four has four letters and six only has three.
10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be?
Splitting his skin in half and revealing that he actually is Russell all along.
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02-21-13, 07:10 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. If you saw Reynolds’s walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be? That he had lured a conger eel into his skinny "Fish Trap" jeans. Just kidding. My guess is that Shamu the Beached whale has the only conger on the island. And we know for a fact that “Pink Panties” Phillip doesn’t. 2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw? Up. If they have to deal with the Twin sociopaths Brandon and Phillip for much longer. 3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it. After Reynolds’s stated observation that the HI was always hidden in a hole in the ground or in a tree, when in fact it has been hidden in plain sight at camp for the past two seasons, nailing it to the nearest palm tree at about eye leve and surrounding it with neon lights might ensure that it never is found. 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for? "The Amazing Snail Race". "The Biggest Loser" also comes to mind, but not the weight loss version of the show. 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this? He is also a founding member of the "Crazy-R-He" commandos. 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol? Gotta give her this one. She just couldn't resist that dimpled smile and his sense of fishing shirt fashion. She was like putty when he flashed that Crest White Strip smile" 7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe. No. This is becoming too much like work. 8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead? He seems to pulling on his chin a lot. And the night shift camera man also has an opinion here, backed up with video proof. 9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful. This is the Big Survivor House, where we learn to expect the 10th dimension. 10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be? Well, if we could have our druthers, it would be at TC, and involve whatever accelerant they use to get the fire pit going.
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02-22-13, 03:47 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be? That he got into Jiffy's Viagra2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw? The challenge 3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it. Back in Jiffy's trailer under Colby's hat 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for? Jersey Shore 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this? He's a FORMER FEDERAL AGENT, damnit! 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol? When it's the most hilarious 7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe. Hope, Sherri, Julia, and Laura. And Allie just voted off. 8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead? Not even touching this one 9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful. Because it's two couples, and love conquers all? 10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be? Getting cast on TAR with yet another of the Hantz clan?
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02-24-13, 00:24 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be?
His comfort item has lots of glossy pictures.2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw?
Hantz. But they'd need to recall the helicopters first. 3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it.
Anyplace within 50 feet of Hantz. Nobody wants to go there, no matter what they're looking for. 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for?
I hear the Swamp People need some more croc bait. 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this?
He's Phillip. Phillip knows all. 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol?
Whenever EPMB tells you to. 7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe.
Shamar, Shamar, Shamar, and Shamar. 8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead?
No PG-13 answer comes to mind. 9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful.
The alliance of six never watched a single episode of Survivor. 10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be?
Voting for himself at the next TC. 
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02-28-13, 08:38 AM (EST)
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8. "Hawkeye 10: Episode #3" |
1. Shamar has a No Talking list. What would you have to do in order to get on it?2. Sherri believes the teenage years last until the age of twenty-four. How does this affect her ability to play the game? 3. Imagine you are the voice at the back of Brandon's head. What's the first thing you would say to him? 4. Jeff can't seem to remember who got votes at the last Tribal Council. How would you help him retain memory? 5. You have a brilliant plan to flip the vote while seizing control of a new alliance. What's the fastest way to ensure the wrong people find out about it? 6. Give Phillip a new morning exercise to do. 7. Cochran doesn't have a lot of females hang out with him outside the game. Who does? 8. There's only one species as determined to mark its territory with urine as Brandon is. Given that, what breed of dog is he? 9. If you were going to dress up the main immunity idol, what would it wear? 10. The show claims someone named Hope was just voted out. Who was she?
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02-28-13, 01:08 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Episode #3" |
1. Shamar has a No Talking list. What would you have to do in order to get on it? Talk politics with him.2. Sherri believes the teenage years last until the age of twenty-four. How does this affect her ability to play the game? It might enable her to control the younger ones in her alliance more easily. 3. Imagine you are the voice at the back of Brandon's head. What's the first thing you would say to him? "Why did EPMB allow you to return?" 4. Jeff can't seem to remember who got votes at the last Tribal Council. How would you help him retain memory? Be the one who saw how everyone voted, write down who voted for whom and give the list to Jeff. 5. You have a brilliant plan to flip the vote while seizing control of a new alliance. What's the fastest way to ensure the wrong people find out about it? Tell the wrong people. 6. Give Phillip a new morning exercise to do. Try a brutal form of Tai Chi. 7. Cochran doesn't have a lot of females hang out with him outside the game. Who does? Reynold. 8. There's only one species as determined to mark its territory with urine as Brandon is. Given that, what breed of dog is he? A German Shepherd. 9. If you were going to dress up the main immunity idol, what would it wear? A sarong, I guess. 10. The show claims someone named Hope was just voted out. Who was she? Eddie's last chance at a showmance.
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03-01-13, 01:10 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Episode #3" |
1. Shamar has a No Talking list. What would you have to do in order to get on it?
Make sure you are not talking to him as loudly as he is not talking to you. 2. Sherri believes the teenage years last until the age of twenty-four. How does this affect her ability to play the game?
She may demand a recount after being told she is not in the final 3 if/when she is evicted anywhere from 5th to 10th from the end. 3. Imagine you are the voice at the back of Brandon's head. What's the first thing you would say to him?
Blubra gafulbers theiping shaklier fllabera. (Sorry, that’s as coherent as it gets, although truth be told, he probably understands exactly what that means). 4. Jeff can't seem to remember who got votes at the last Tribal Council. How would you help him retain memory?
All he has to do is read the script. The EPMB is very clear about who is allowed to vote when and for whom. 5. You have a brilliant plan to flip the vote while seizing control of a new alliance. What's the fastest way to ensure the wrong people find out about it?
Confine in Phillip or Brandon. Better yet, tell both Phillip and Brandon. What can go wrong there?. 6. Give Phillip a new morning exercise to do.
Take off his pink panties and troll in the surf for fish that feed on peas or tiny worms. 7. Cochran doesn't have a lot of females hang out with him outside the game. Who does?
Who Cares. Watching Cochran perv out is almost as much fun as watching Andrea wade thru the sea foam, suntanned, hips and breasts swaying to and fro, sun-bleached hair caught in the breeze…OK, having a perv moment of my own, here. 8. There's only one species as determined to mark its territory with urine as Brandon is. Given that, what breed of dog is he?
A Monkey Dog. A Poop throwing Monkey Dog. 9. If you were going to dress up the main immunity idol, what would it wear?
Andrea’s Bra. And Panties. (Yes, I’m still perving out) 10. The show claims someone named Hope was just voted out. Who was she?
The possessor of Hope’s chest. That’s about all I noticed.
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03-04-13, 02:58 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Episode #3" |
1. Shamar has a No Talking list. What would you have to do in order to get on it? I'd have to be with the Kewl Kids2. Sherri believes the teenage years last until the age of twenty-four. How does this affect her ability to play the game? Not a bit, other then she has to play the game until everyone has their 24th birthday then form an alliance. 3. Imagine you are the voice at the back of Brandon's head. What's the first thing you would say to him?
1. We voted, you are the weakest link.
2. You need another tattoo.
3. Way to go slugger, you're Uncle would be proud. 4. Jeff can't seem to remember who got votes at the last Tribal Council. How would you help him retain memory? Get him a lacky. 5. You have a brilliant plan to flip the vote while seizing control of a new alliance. What's the fastest way to ensure the wrong people find out about it? You must tell Brandon. 6. Give Phillip a new morning exercise to do. Underwater breathing practice. 7. Cochran doesn't have a lot of females hang out with him outside the game. Who does? Brandon, all the voices in his head are drama queens. 8. There's only one species as determined to mark its territory with urine as Brandon is. Given that, what breed of dog is he? A breed common to Texas, a Full of Shih Tzu 9. If you were going to dress up the main immunity idol, what would it wear? a gold lame garter and fishnet stockings 10. The show claims someone named Hope was just voted out. Who was she? Hope? I thought you said Pope and he quit.
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20. "RE: Hawkeye 10: Episode #3" |
1. Shamar has a No Talking list. What would you have to do in order to get on it? Put sand in his eye. 2. Sherri believes the teenage years last until the age of twenty-four. How does this affect her ability to play the game? Well, on Sherri's planet, she'll win. Here on Earth, she has earned her spot in the Closet of Misunderstanding. One of the side effects of the Closet of Misunderstanding is that fire is not allowed there. And since fire is life, well... 3. Imagine you are the voice at the back of Brandon's head. What's the first thing you would say to him? Let's find a cliff to jump off of. (Of course, I'd have to beat out all of the other voices in there so that I can get a word in edgewise.) 4. Jeff can't seem to remember who got votes at the last Tribal Council. How would you help him retain memory? Little Jeffy Foo Foo,
Hoppin' through the Council
Let's pick a torch
And hit him upside of the head. It may not help, but I'll feel better. 5. You have a brilliant plan to flip the vote while seizing control of a new alliance. What's the fastest way to ensure the wrong people find out about it? Put on pink underwear and give people nicknames. 6. Give Phillip a new morning exercise to do. Shut mouth.
Repeat. 7. Cochran doesn't have a lot of females hang out with him outside the game. Who does? Sean from the Bachelorette. 8. There's only one species as determined to mark its territory with urine as Brandon is. Given that, what breed of dog is he? American Rat Bastard 9. If you were going to dress up the main immunity idol, what would it wear? Pink underwear 10. The show claims someone named Hope was just voted out. Who was she? One of the shelter tentpoles.
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12. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be?That he had a date with his hand. 2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw? major temper tantrums!
3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it.
In Phillip's underwear. 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for? Keeping Up With The Kardasians 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this? Lots of first hand experience in mental disorders 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol? When talking to your alliance about voting strategy 7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe. Shemar,Reynolds, those are all I can think of 8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead? See question #1!!! 9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful. Maybe they are more powerful smelling? 10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be? Leaving Phillip in charge! 
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03-07-13, 10:06 AM (EST)
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14. "The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes?2. Phillip forget to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out. 3. What has Brandon conquered lately? 4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought? 5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that? 6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything? 7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility? 8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become? 9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge. 10. Will you bring me a cup of rice?
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03-07-13, 12:17 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-13 AT 08:45 PM (EST)1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes? Keep your eyes closed (sleep) for 19 hours a day. Also, get your fellow soldiers to heat your MRE’s for you and serve them to you in bed without talking. Lying about having been in Iraq will achieve the same result. His Iraq claim could be as fanciful as the claims Phillip regularly makes. 2. Phillip forgot to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out. Sherri: She who smileth thru clamped lips.
Eddy: Pool Shark
Reynolds: Wrap
Matt: The unshaven
Mike: Yo quiero Taco Bell. (A Mexican Hairless. Get it? A Mexican Hairless like the Taco Bell commercial? Get it?. Sigh).
Julia: Front Row, Pole position
Shamu: Blubber-butt blow hole beached whale wussy pussy quitter.
Laura: The Cheshire Cat (nothing there but a smile) 3. What has Brandon conquered lately? His Napoleonic complex. (Guffaw, good one. Eh?) 4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought? Time for the Hobbit act. Eep eep. 5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that? Women don't need to win no challenges. Especially not if they involve leaves. 6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything? He’s in the inverse top 1% of being the bottom 1% of blubber-butt blow hole beached whale wussy pussy quitter-ness. 7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility? Jeff discovered long ago that credibility was a distinct disability. Dimples are all he needs. 8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become? ”She who smileth thru clamped lips” has definitely been moving thru the 9s on that scale. 9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge. I really wanted to see Shamu run on the floating planks.
But to the point: Have a bunch of swimming and running and lock picking, then line the planks up on edge with Laura in the place of one of the planks. Then task the teams with figuring out which plank is Laura, and the first tribe to hit her with a sandbag three times wins Immunity. 10. Will you bring me a cup of rice? No. But I must admit to having a small urge for trying the bamboo-rice cooking and veggie scalding techniques. We have bamboo patches around here, but with my luck would they would be a poisonous type of bamboo. And I would die. And CSI wouldn't be able to figure out why.
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03-07-13, 01:20 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
Shamu: Blubber-butt blow hole beached whale wussy pussy quitter.Don't hold back now >snirk< 
I should be watched....closely.
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03-08-13, 10:13 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
You're right, I should have included "yellow bellied sissy baby mama's boy".
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24. "RE: The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
Save some love for Lil Hantz now buddy, he's worth bashing around a little.
I should be watched....closely.
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03-07-13, 01:17 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes? Allow me to state the obvious, it's hard to get sand in your eye when they're closed. 2. Phillip forget to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out.
Eddie-The Conversationalist
Reynold-The Secret Keeper
Matt- The Disguise Specialist
Sherri- The Face Maker
Laura- The Invisible Girl
Shamar- The Shelter Weight
Michael- The Plus One
Julie-The Coffee girl 3. What has Brandon conquered lately? Sanity 4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought? American's are desperate for something to call favorites since Hostess stopped making Ding Dongs. 5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that? Cirie says,"Glad they're finally catching up." 6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything? Expendable personnel. 7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility? It's been sold on EBay 8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become? The Todd-o-meter says 8.7 smugs per episode. 9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge. Run to Jiffy, pull his hair. Jiffy will then give you a clue (since none of you seem to have one). Take the clue and burn it. Run to the beach where you will find planks attached to tall ladders, walk the plank. When you regain consciousness pick up the empty sandbags. Fill them with sand, clams and hair products. Run back to Jiffy, if you take too long regaining consciousness Jiffy will have left the beach. We have nothing for you. Go back to unconsciousness. 10. Will you bring me a cup of rice? Right after I get some for Shamu.
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03-07-13, 01:26 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes? Easy -- just wear goggles when you go out and stay inside during sandstorms!2. Phillip forget to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out. Eddie's the Pool Shark, Julie's Danica Patrick, Laura's the Cheshire Cat, Matt's the Flip-Flopper, Michael's the Mexican Hairless, Reynold's the Strongman, Shamar's the Manatee and Sherri's Mastermind. 3. What has Brandon conquered lately? Most of his sanity. 4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought? Make like the Road Runner, say Beep-Beep, and zoom outta there! 5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that? Strategy is even more important! Just ask Shane and Courtney! 6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything? He's in the Top 1% of the Manatees Society for People Who Rest All The Time. Charter Members include Sarah and Sean from Marquesas and Elmore from the Society Islands. 7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility? Not recently. I'll let you know when I find it. 8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become? 8 -- she might have taken a hit last night. 9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge. The girls run across a plank with sandbags that they hand over to the guys. The guys then toss the sandbags into a big hole in the ground. 10. Will you bring me a cup of rice? How do you want your rice?
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03-07-13, 06:08 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes? By lying in a tank for 19 hours a day and having someone bring you your food. 2. Phillip forget to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out. The Stupid One.
The Other Stupid One.
Another Stupid One.
And another Stupid One.
Yet another Stupid One.
The Stupid Disillusional One.
3. What has Brandon conquered lately?
His humanity. 4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought? Let's see how much stupid stuff I can make up and let them think it will actually help them out here. 5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that? Since Cirie can't win the million, she just doesn't care. 6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything? He's on America's Most Loopy list. 7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility? When has Jeff HAD credibility? 8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become? Her face is frozen like that, so that doesn't count as more than 1 expression. 9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge. Use the planks to hit other competitors. Once they're down, put sandbags on top of them. Hit the pile if until it stops moving. Last one moving wins immunity. 10. Will you bring me a cup of rice? Sure! Just let me get a handful of sand to blow into your eyes before I come over.
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03-08-13, 10:02 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: The Hawkeye 10: Episode #4" |
1. How is it possible to serve two tours of duty in Iraq without getting sand in your eyes?
Maybe he was watching the rear...2. Phillip forget to assign codenames to the Fans tribe. Help him out.
If I do that, I'd have to kill you. 3. What has Brandon conquered lately?
The heartbreak of psoriasis? 4. You're a local resident getting your initial glimpse of the Favorites tribe. What's your first thought?
"Did EPMB's check clear?" 5. Eddie and Reynolds believe winning challenges is important. What would Cirie have to say about that?
"Mpfhrt akivkos kshcir <food drops from mouth> wqojfi ksoppoea." 6. Shamar was part of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Is he in the top 1% of anything?
Obviously, he's in the top 1% of his own mind. 7. Has anyone seen Jeff's credibility?
Last time I noticed it was in one of the mystery baskets over at Chopped. 8. On a scale of 0-10 Todds, how smug have Sherri's TC facial expressions become?
She's a solid 1. 9. The show has provided you with planks and sandbags. Design an Immunity challenge.
Toss sandbags off a plank with EPMB on the other end -- first team to dunk him in the water wins Immunity. 10. Will you bring me a cup of rice?
Sure. Would you like some whine with that?
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03-07-13, 05:42 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. If you saw Reynold walk into camp with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pocket, what would your first suspicion be? Is that a Hidden Immunity Idol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 2. So far in this season of Survivor: Soft Toss, Jeff has had contestants throwing rings and miniature sandbags. What else could they throw? Sand, then maybe someone will have to go home. Wait a minute, been there, done that.
3. Name a place you could hide the idol where no contestant would ever want to look for it. The pink underwear. 4. Shamar's strategy is to use as little energy as possible. Which reality show is he better suited for? He'd make a great Amazing Race Pit Stop mat. 5. Phillip is now diagnosing people and assigning them mental disorders. What qualifies him to do this? For one of his secret agent missions, he thought it would be cool to name everyone after mental illnesses, so he read a pamphlet at the doctor's office. 6. What is the proper time and place to tell people someone might have an idol? When you are trying to convince a selfish SOB to leave it behind while he's being medivaced. Either that, or if you're really desperate for, ahem, a tight alliance with another player. Preferably before either of you start to smell or grow unwanted hair. 7. Name any four females on the Fans tribe. Dopey, Ditzy, Blondie, and Useless 8. Cochran is not suited to pulling rafts. Is there anything he should be pulling instead? Someone's finger. (I had a different answer, but since this is a PG-13 site, I couldn't post what he'd really be pulling.) 9. There is an alliance of four on your tribe to go against an alliance of six. Explain how the alliance of four is more powerful. Burp, fart, and various bodily odors. 10. What will Brandon's final act of sabotage be? Packing himself inside Jeff Probst's luggage for the trip home. Why yes, I am the lone female in a house full of guys. How could you tell?
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25. "Episode #5." |
1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it.2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out? 3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths? 4. Are feet supposed to look like that? 5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why? 6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree? 7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp. 8. Can Jeff give you a massage? 9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under? 10. Do you seem a bit hostile?
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26. "RE: Episode #5." |
1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it.What color is the sky in your world?
A. Purple
B. Green
C. Yellow
D. Tie Dye 2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out? Nanoseconds. 3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths? Keeping Coconuts out of Nets 4. Are feet supposed to look like that? Those were feet? 5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why? Because I was bored and wanted to watch some drama unfold. 6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree? Secret Agent Code names for All!!! 7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp. Burn it with fire! 8. Can Jeff give you a massage? No, but he can sit over there and dimple at me. 9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under? Fantasy 10. Do you seem a bit hostile? What makes you say that??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!****!?!?!?!
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27. "RE: Episode #5." |
1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it. "How would you be able to handle being away from your family for a month?"2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out? Depends on the person whom he told it to. If that person can keep his mouth shut, a good long time. If not, it'll take nanoseconds. 3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths? Petting animals. 4. Are feet supposed to look like that? Look like what? 5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why? I think Phillip wanted Brandon out and he knew that if he told Andrea, she'd tell Brandon, he'd flip and Phillip would get his way. 6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree? Create code names for all his staff. 7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp. How about throw spare clothes in the fire? 8. Can Jeff give you a massage? I wouldn't mind. 9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under? True Life. 10. Do you seem a bit hostile? No. Why should I be?
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03-14-13, 01:34 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Episode #5." |
1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it. First Question: Are you crazy? (If the answer is no, they’re in denial. If yes, then they’re being honest). 2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out? About as long as it took for him to tell Eddie after confiding to the camera that he is going to keep his mouth zipped this time. Nobody nohow noway. Really for sure this time. Measured in small increments of a second. 3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths? Her Famous "Oops” logic. She professes a preference at TC for weakness (Laura) over strength, then is not strong enough to toss a coconut herself, thus helping her tribe lose. Oops. 4. Are feet supposed to look like that? That’s a Jacked foot, Jack.” 5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why? Andrea spills the beans to Brandon. Then Brandon spills the rice and beans. Logical. Now let’s just have a good cry. Poor Brandon. Poor psychopathic Brandon. (Why are the cute ones so stupid?) 6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree? Give the Cardinals their stealth names and assignments. Then turn the Papal basements into living quarters for his spacemen friends. 7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp.
Losing their rice and beans was a cheap price to pay for getting rid of Brandon. Sleeping the rain with ants and crabs pecking at their bodies for a week would also be a cheap price to pay. Being dipped into a volcano cauldron would also be worth it. 8. Can Jeff give you a massage? Massage? Yes. Meet him behind the Challenge? No. 9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under? Medical Texts: The Sinusoidal Curve of Bipolar mood swings. 10. Do you seem a bit hostile? I’m happy as a tick.
To the Shwack shack with you!
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03-14-13, 02:15 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Episode #5." |
1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it.
Have you ever been prescribed Thorazine? 2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out?
Mmmmm, let's see, he just informed the next guy on the boot list so I would say as long as it takes Eddie to do the math. 3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths? Making mean ol' lady faces.
4. Are feet supposed to look like that?
Those were feet? 5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why?
My rice got all dirty. 6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree?
He would rename the Cardinals the Yankees, they're a better team. 7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp.
Casting the entire Hantz clan. 8. Can Jeff give you a massage?
Only if he pays me up front. 9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under?
Proctology 10. Do you seem a bit hostile?
In your reality or mine?
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03-15-13, 04:29 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Episode #5." |
1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it.
Have you ever used urine in an inappropriate way?2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out?
The speed of sound is 343.2 m/s. The other tribe members are about 10 m away, so it took 29.1 milliseconds for them to find out. 3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths?
ESP 4. Are feet supposed to look like that?
Sure, if you're a chicken. 5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why?
Phillip ordered me to. 6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree?
The voices in his head are now official Law of the Land. 7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp.
Keep Phillip around. 8. Can Jeff give you a massage?
Only if he marries me first. 9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under?
Where does Bat-Guano go? 10. Do you seem a bit hostile?
Well, I do have to deal with adolescent behaviors all day long. Some of it from my students.
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03-25-13, 11:14 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Episode #5." |
1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it. Can you please provide the names of at least three imaginary friends as references? Make sure you include their current planet of residence. 2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out? When he gets tired of being asked, "Is that an idol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" 3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths? Sitting on the bench. Building up the self-esteem of other Survivors who know that however bad they are, they are not the worst at challenges. 4. Are feet supposed to look like that? Given what the top looks like, it's the only way the feet would ever get noticed. 5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why? So that everybody knows, silly! 6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree? Changing the name of the College of Cardinals to Pope-Wanna-Bes R Us and giving each one a code name. 7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp. Courtesy and intelligent thought. 8. Can Jeff give you a massage? No way. I know where those hands have been. 9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under? Self-Unhelp. 10. Do you seem a bit hostile? Only if you're talking about Starting Over, babe.
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30. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, ep 5" |
1. The show makes prospective contestants take a sanity test before casting them. Quote one question from it.Which movie character are you? A. Gollum
B. Mad Hatter
C. Joker
D. No movie could possibly portray my awesome power accurately.
2. Reynold has informed one other person about his latest idol find. How long will it take for the rest of the tribe to find out? He didn't need to tell, they spotted it in his ... smile.
3. Sherri does not believe strength is important in challenges. What are Sherri's challenge strengths? There's a Sherri in this game?! 4. Are feet supposed to look like that?
In Brandon's mind, or in the real world? 5. You just told Andrea a secret. Why? Because I wanted the entire tribe to know. 6. Phillip is infallible, and do you know what that makes him? The perfect candidate for Pope! What's his first decree? Give the College of Cardinals new code names, and force them to wear the pink undies of power. 7. Dumping rice and beans, then knocking over a single chair? How very ineffective. Name a better way to destroy the camp. Burn it to the ground. Or destroy the tribe's will to live by making everyone take a turn wearing the magic pink undies. 8. Can Jeff give you a massage? Dang it, I can't think of a good pg-13 answer to that! 9. Brandon is the author of his own elimination. Which genre should you file the resulting book under?
Mystery (I have yet to figure his "rationale" out. lol) 10. Do you seem a bit hostile?
*tosses rice Crispy's on the floor* Who? Me?
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03-21-13, 06:45 AM (EST)
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32. "Episode #6" |
1. Was there any possible way to see that tribal switch coming?2. On a scale of Totally Random through NBA Lottery, how rigged was that draw? 3. Phillip claims to have never done anything to offend anyone. Surely he's overlooking something. Refresh his memory. 4. Jeff believes NuPurple was medicated during the challenge. Where did they get it and what are they on? 5. Have you been inducted into Stealth R' Us yet? 6. You must tell Erik a truth. How can you make him believe you? 7. Sherri, like all the other Fans, is in the minority on her new tribe. Is there anything Sherri is currently in the majority of? 8. What does Matt have more of: idols or a social game? 9. What happens to Corinne's brain at Tribal Councils? 10. You have decided to market a nice warm glass of Shut The Hell Up as a food product. What flavor should it be?
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03-21-13, 10:00 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Episode #6" |
1. Was there any possible way to see that tribal switch coming? Wow, that was like bolt out of the blue, wasn’t it? Who could have possible guessed that twist was coming. As they say, expect the totally expected. 2. On a scale of Totally Random through NBA Lottery, how rigged was that draw? Ranks up there with the two successive overall first picks in ’83 and ’84 for the Houston Rockets, drafting Hakeem Olaguwon and Ralph Sampson. 3. Phillip claims to have never done anything to offend anyone. Surely he's overlooking something. Refresh his memory.
How far back can we go? Is the list length limited? Lately, and on a serious note (is that allowed here?), his condescending attitude toward Julia, and his assumption that she is not as smart as he is (because she doesn’t have the college education he has) and is therefore completely malleable in his hands is pretty offensive. It’d be nice to see NuDanica put him into the wall (a racing reference) 4. Jeff believes NuPurple was medicated during the challenge. Where did they get it and what are they on? The Fans from NuSlo-Mo stumbled on the untouched (obviously) cache of Brandon’s psychoactive suppressants, and had a party. They did have a lot to celebrate. 5. Have you been inducted into Stealth R' Us yet?
Yes. And I have secret name that I can’t tell you. It’s SmellyFart. And he gave me a mission that I have to accomplish without question. Whenever Phillip blinks his right eye twice followed by a shoulder shrug and a significant look, I am to ask no questions but immediately do a three Stooges routine with whoop whoops and skillet head banging to Mike (Moe) and Sherri (Larry – OK, a miscast there, but I’d just like to see Sherri get a skillet up-side the head). 6. You must tell Erik a truth. How can you make him believe you? Put it on a tie dyed bumper sticker.
7. Sherri, like all the other Fans, is in the minority on her new tribe. Is there anything Sherri is currently in the majority of?
She currently leads the pack in “weird characters that she looks like”. Here, she’s “Steven Tyler Lips”
 8. What does Matt have more of: idols or a social game?
None and none. He only shows up in the category of Viking immortals that he resembles. Chief among them is Eric the Red Ponytailed Beard. 9. What happens to Corinne's brain at Tribal Councils?
What Brain? And who cares. What I wonder about is why, after all the others have received their bathing suits and bikinis, why she is still in her underwear. Not that I disapprove. In fact the real question I have is why the EMPB doesn’t make all of the women wear ultra-flimsy underwear? Instead, we get Phillip. I think the EPMB is gay (No offense, EPMB).
(Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, I know. She actually wears a very underwearish looking bikini.) 10. You have decided to market a nice warm glass of Shut The Hell Up as a food product. What flavor should it be? Superglue. That should do the trick. 
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03-22-13, 02:05 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Episode #6" |
Smelly Fart? >snort<
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03-21-13, 10:09 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: Episode #6" |
1. Was there any possible way to see that tribal switch coming?
Maybe if you thought you were watching a special version of Big Brother.2. On a scale of Totally Random through NBA Lottery, how rigged was that draw?
Hey, they got the right mix -- only seventeen takes later. 3. Phillip claims to have never done anything to offend anyone. Surely he's overlooking something. Refresh his memory.
Go to CBS.com and rewatch every episode he's in. 4. Jeff believes NuPurple was medicated during the challenge. Where did they get it and what are they on?
Het, those sand crabs are some BAD A$$ $Hxx!! 5. Have you been inducted into Stealth R' Us yet?
No. I already hit puberty. 6. You must tell Erik a truth. How can you make him believe you?
Tell him the message came from the Easter Bunny. 7. Sherri, like all the other Fans, is in the minority on her new tribe. Is there anything Sherri is currently in the majority of?
Doomed to snuffage. 8. What does Matt have more of: idols or a social game?
I'll go off the board and say "lice" 9. What happens to Corinne's brain at Tribal Councils?
Same thing that happens to it during the game. OUT.TO.LUNCH 10. You have decided to market a nice warm glass of Shut The Hell Up as a food product. What flavor should it be?
Phillips Milk of Stealth-Я-Us
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38. "RE: Episode #6" |
Phillips Milk of Stealth-Я-Us, yumm. How did you get your R to go backwards?
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35. "RE: Episode #6" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-22-13 AT 11:51 AM (EST)1. Was there any possible way to see that tribal switch coming? Yeah -- read the spoilers! 2. On a scale of Totally Random through NBA Lottery, how rigged was that draw? Pretty close to NBA Lottery, much like the draw in One World. 3. Phillip claims to have never done anything to offend anyone. Surely he's overlooking something. Refresh his memory. He offended Brandon. Then again, that's not too hard to do. 4. Jeff believes NuPurple was medicated during the challenge. Where did they get it and what are they on? The grass from your fanfic Survivor: the Society Islands! 5. Have you been inducted into Stealth R' Us yet? No, I'm too honest to be a secret agent. 6. You must tell Erik a truth. How can you make him believe you? Put on my most honest-looking face. 7. Sherri, like all the other Fans, is in the minority on her new tribe. Is there anything Sherri is currently in the majority of? Yeah -- the Most-In-Need-Of-a-Merge roll call! 8. What does Matt have more of: idols or a social game? A social game, I guess. He's better at that than at finding idols, that's for sure! 9. What happens to Corinne's brain at Tribal Councils? I guess it goes out to supper. 10. You have decided to market a nice warm glass of Shut The Hell Up as a food product. What flavor should it be? Crazy Brandon Flavor.
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36. "RE: Episode #6" |
I absolutely adore this thread. Just sayin'.1. Was there any possible way to see that tribal switch coming? Only if I'd been off planet 2. On a scale of Totally Random through NBA Lottery, how rigged was that draw?
Anything higher then the NBA Lottery? Here pick an egg out one of the two bowls, no you can't pick out of the one I'm holding behind my back. 3. Phillip claims to have never done anything to offend anyone. Surely he's overlooking something. Refresh his memory.
Phillip claims a lot of things, but the pink underwear seems to come to mind, oh, and Stealth R Us, oh and his first season, oh, and ... 4. Jeff believes NuPurple was medicated during the challenge. Where did they get it and what are they on?
Easy, those were the meds that Brandon stopped taking. 5. Have you been inducted into Stealth R' Us yet?
No, I wouldn't drink the Kool-Ade. 6. You must tell Erik a truth. How can you make him believe you?
Just be like Parvati. 7. Sherri, like all the other Fans, is in the minority on her new tribe. Is there anything Sherri is currently in the majority of?
Hoping for another shuffle 8. What does Matt have more of: idols or a social game?
It must be the idols, yup, idols. Final Answer. 9. What happens to Corinne's brain at Tribal Councils?
She traded it in for membership in Stealth R Us. 10. You have decided to market a nice warm glass of Shut The Hell Up as a food product. What flavor should it be?
Syrup of Ipecac
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40. "RE: Episode #6" |
1. Was there any possible way to see that tribal switch coming? Opening your eyes. 2. On a scale of Totally Random through NBA Lottery, how rigged was that draw? It was not rigged. It was just repeated until the most pathetic mismatch was achieved. 3. Phillip claims to have never done anything to offend anyone. Surely he's overlooking something. Refresh his memory. Pink underwear. Stupid nicknames. Putting everyone in your alliance. Talking. Breathing. 4. Jeff believes NuPurple was medicated during the challenge.
Where did they get it and what are they on? They ate the "beans and rice" that Brandon had spilled. And they are on a terrible dose of reality. 5. Have you been inducted into Stealth R' Us yet? If I told you, I'd have to kill you. 6. You must tell Erik a truth. How can you make him believe you? Give him a treat and pat him on the head after I've finished talking. 7. Sherri, like all the other Fans, is in the minority on her new tribe. Is there anything Sherri is currently in the majority
of? The Totally Useless Alliance.
8. What does Matt have more of: idols or a social game? He does have a social game - too bad it's with himself. 9. What happens to Corinne's brain at Tribal Councils? Jealousy that Brandon and Phillip were considered the cuckoos of the tribe. 10. You have decided to market a nice warm glass of Shut The Hell Up as a food product. What flavor should it be? Just like everything else out there, it smells like ass.
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43. "Episode #7" |
1. What do you keep in a tubby lunchbox?2. Define 'foo pop'. 3. Name an even more effective strategy NuBikal could have employed to forfeit lose that race even faster in order to inflict their opponents with even harsher intestinal distress, which was of course the whole point. 4. Why can't we have Tribal Council immediately after a Reward challenge? 5. What happens to the other contestants when the caffeine starts to kick in? 6. Phillip claims to have the strength of a gorilla (with really short underpowered legs) and the heart of a (child-targeting serial killer) lion. What other animal attributes does he possess? 7. What is the inherent problem in an alliance of the strong-bodied? 8. How does one retroactively throw a challenge? 9. Can you Insult Julia in a way that would offend vanilla? 10. Does Cochran weigh more or less than Janu?
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44. "RE: Episode #7" |
1. What do you keep in a tubby lunchbox? When I was a kid, my lunch at school.2. Define 'foo pop'. I can't, not within PG barriers at least. 3. Name an even more effective strategy NuBikal could have employed to forfeit lose that race even faster in order to inflict their opponents with even harsher intestinal distress, which was of course the whole point. The whole tribe could do the challenge at a snail's pace. 4. Why can't we have Tribal Council immediately after a Reward challenge? Because there's no Immunity for winning just a Reward Challenge. 5. What happens to the other contestants when the caffeine starts to kick in? Depends. Some of them might go crazy, others might just get a bit high. 6. Phillip claims to have the strength of a gorilla (with really short underpowered legs) and the heart of a (child-targeting serial killer) lion. What other animal attributes does he possess? The craziness of a hyena. 7. What is the inherent problem in an alliance of the strong-bodied? You need to win all the challenges after the merge and if you don't, you're a good candidate for da boot! 8. How does one retroactively throw a challenge? Make an error, and then say that the error was really part of your strategy to throw a challenge. 9. Can you Insult Julia in a way that would offend vanilla? No. I'm not good at insulting vanilla. 10. Does Cochran weigh more or less than Janu? I think more, but not much more.
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45. "RE: Episode #7" |
1. What do you keep in a tubby lunchbox? The Phillip example suggests something like a squirrel wrestling match in a potato sack. 2. Define 'foo pop'. ’Foo’ is an ancient stealth American Ninja term for ‘I am a’, and ‘pop’ is their term for ‘goose’. (Sorry, that’s all I got.) 3. Name an even more effective strategy NuBikal could have employed to forfeit lose that race even faster in order to inflict their opponents with even harsher intestinal distress, which was of course the whole point.
Putting Phillip in charge of the pace was by far the most effective way to lose the RC and trick the NuGotas into winning, thus (as you correctly deduce) causing them to overfeed, bloat, and become dangerously well fed and nourished. Diabolically clever. No wonder they call him…<drum roll> “The strategist” 4. Why can't we have Tribal Council immediately after a Reward challenge? Again a clever ruse to confuse his tribe mates into thinking he was addled, thus giving him the advantage of the brain-fart fog of war. 5. What happens to the other contestants when the caffeine starts to kick in? Well, if it’s anything like me in the morning when the first sip of coffee in the morning hits, it's…well, let’s just say there is urgency and the possibility of the unspeakable. 6. Phillip claims to have the strength of a gorilla (with really short underpowered legs) and the heart of a (child-targeting serial killer) lion. What other animal attributes does he possess? He probably has the ability to lick his balls. Like the dog he is. 7. What is the inherent problem in an alliance of the strong-bodied? Steroid rage. 8. How does one retroactively throw a challenge? Ask Coach. Among his accomplishments is probably retro-time travel. 9. Can you Insult Julia in a way that would offend vanilla? Is she sensitive about her particular flash-bright shade of white? If you were to tap her left rear as she enters a turn at a speed that approaches the limit of her traction, would she consider that an insult? 10. Does Cochran weigh more or less than Janu?
No. We’ve establish long ago that there is nothing that weighs less than Janu.
For extra credit:
11. Once again, what does Cochran think Phillip is full of? (refer to question #5 after the first sip of morning coffee).
12. Considering his ability to spout torrents of BS, can anyone possibly challenge Phillip in a weird food eating contest?
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46. "RE: Episode #7 " |
1. What do you keep in a tubby lunchbox?
A tubby sandwich and a tubby juice box
2. Define 'foo pop'.
That would be the father of foo. what.
3. Name an even more effective strategy NuBikal could have employed to forfeit lose that race even faster in order to inflict their opponents with even harsher intestinal distress, which was of course the whole point.
Why mess with perfection
4. Why can't we have Tribal Council immediately after a Reward challenge?
Because they might fill the extra time with Phillip babbling about his awesomeness 5. What happens to the other contestants when the caffeine starts to kick in?
They have the strength to hold Phillip under water 6. Phillip claims to have the strength of a gorilla (with really short underpowered legs) and the heart of a (child-targeting serial killer) lion. What other animal attributes does he possess?
The spine of a jellyfish 7. What is the inherent problem in an alliance of the strong-bodied?
By comparison they're all the weakest in their tribe 8. How does one retroactively throw a challenge?
You can do what you want when you still got game 9. Can you Insult Julia in a way that would offend vanilla?
Throw some milquetoast at her 10. Does Cochran weigh more or less than Janu?
It depends on whether it's before or after the gross food challenge 
Thanks sweetie! You brite up my world 
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48. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. Of your own free will, you have just decided to give Dawn a new car, with no repayment or thanks of any kind required. Create a justification she can use for running you over with it.2. In reality, the levels of privileged information within the government are Unclassified, Restricted, Confidential, Secret, and Top Secret. How does Phillip interpret them? 3. What's the next hiding place for the idol? 4. Who would win a naive-off? 5. Eddie and Reynold destroy every woman they come into contact with. How could you use this power for good? 6. As Phillip never actually loses anything, he clearly must have thrown both the Reward and Immunity challenges, then gone on a forty-minute rant regarding why. Provide an exert. 7. Michael currently has the Ponderosa all to himself. What's the first thing he should do there? 8. How was Brenda able to maintain her IC position for so long? 9. Reynold is holding a winning lottery ticket worth three hundred million dollars. You have ten seconds to talk him into handing it over. Go. 10. Will you vote the way Andrea wants you to vote?
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49. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-13 AT 11:57 AM (EST)1. Of your own free will, you have just decided to give Dawn a new car, with no repayment or thanks of any kind required. Create a justification she can use for running you over with it. I voted against Cochran. 2. In reality, the levels of privileged information within the government are Unclassified, Restricted, Confidential, Secret, and Top Secret. How does Phillip interpret them? Secret, Very Secret, Even More Secret, Extra-Secret and Top Top Secret. 3. What's the next hiding place for the idol? In some of Cochran's spare clothes. 4. Who would win a naive-off? I still think Erik would win it. After all, he gave up an Immunity necklace. 5. Eddie and Reynold destroy every woman they come into contact with. How could you use this power for good? Send a total b1tch you wanted out over to them. 6. As Phillip never actually loses anything, he clearly must have thrown both the Reward and Immunity challenges, then gone on a forty-minute rant regarding why. Provide an exert. "I knew I didn't need Immunity, so I threw it. Why are you looking at me that way?" 7. Michael currently has the Ponderosa all to himself. What's the first thing he should do there? Go fishing. 8. How was Brenda able to maintain her IC position for so long? She's used to maintaining her balance while avoiding being targeted. 9. Reynold is holding a winning lottery ticket worth three hundred million dollars. You have ten seconds to talk him into handing it over. Go. "My parents are living on Social Security and I'm living on SSDI while trying to find a job. We could really use the money that ticket would provide for us!" 10. Will you vote the way Andrea wants you to vote? Depends on whether it suits my plans on moving forward in the game or not.
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50. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-13 AT 01:04 PM (EST)1. Of your own free will, you have just decided to give Dawn a new car, with no repayment or thanks of any kind required. Create a justification she can use for running you over with it. You just look so happy to be able to give someone such a lovely gift that no moment of your life will ever be better so she has to kill you now so the rest of your life will not be a disappointment. 2. In reality, the levels of privileged information within the government are Unclassified, Restricted, Confidential, Secret, and Top Secret. How does Phillip interpret them? Unclassified - Why talk about it at all
Restricted - Talk about it only when asked by someone who is supposed to have this information already.
Confidential - Talk about it to your trusted confidants whether they should have the information or not
Secret - Tell anyone you meet about it.
Top secret - Yell it from the mountaintop. 3. What's the next hiding place for the idol? In Reynold's shorts, while he is awake and watching it being hid. 4. Who would win a naive-off? Whoever talks to Dawn, next. 5. Eddie and Reynold destroy every woman they come into contact with. How could you use this power for good? Put Mama June and Kim K on their team. 6. As Phillip never actually loses anything, he clearly must have thrown both the Reward and Immunity challenges, then gone on a forty-minute rant regarding why. Provide an exert. Sorry any attempt to do this causes my programming to go into blue screen of death mode. 7. Michael currently has the Ponderosa all to himself. What's the first thing he should do there? Figure out where the best hiding places are in case Philip throws the entire game because it is better for the world if he doesn't win the million. 8. How was Brenda able to maintain her IC position for so long? She's a robot. She just gets into position and shuts down. Not needing to breath helps as well. 9. Reynold is holding a winning lottery ticket worth three hundred million dollars. You have ten seconds to talk him into handing it over. Go. Hey you, gimme. 10. Will you vote the way Andrea wants you to vote? Um this minute, or next minute?
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51. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-12-13 AT 02:33 PM (EST)
1. Of your own free will, you have just decided to give Dawn a new car, with no repayment or thanks of any kind required. Create a justification she can use for running you over with it.
Tell her a secret. Then lookout, because after she runs you over, she’ll toss your corpse under a train. 2. In reality, the levels of privileged information within the government are Unclassified, Restricted, Confidential, Secret, and Top Secret. How does Phillip interpret them? Top secret files are always to be announced to the world at the first opportunity. Along with the secret names of all the secret agents. (Hey, was this guy a Russian Federal agent?) 3. What's the next hiding place for the idol? Considering where it’s been, and having seen Shane’s season (http://funny115.com/v2/26.htm - thanks to Michel), an Ultra Secure Federal Biological Disposal Facility. Or a launched into a trajectory to the sun, with a caveat that the sun would become a biologically restricted area for 1000 years. 4. Who would win a naive-off? A 100 on the naivety scale would have to go to anyone who is grateful for having been chosen by Phil to be one of his Stealth-R-Us agents. At the moment that needle seems to point to Erik. 5. Eddie and Reynold destroy every woman they come into contact with. How could you use this power for good? Introduce them to Katie Couric. Or Star Jones. Or Hoda (whoever she is). 6. As Phillip never actually loses anything, he clearly must have thrown both the Reward and Immunity challenges, then gone on a forty-minute rant regarding why. Provide an exert.
Obviously you aren’t reading the Spoilers. Here goes; Spoiler: Phil confides to his alliance that he lost the Immunity Challenge on purpose this time too, because with his super strength he could have bent the bars any time he wanted to and stuck his head thru. But this would have given his alliance too much of an advantage and possibly spilled the secret (that the whole world knows) about the existence of Stealth-R-Us. So, strategically, he had to purposely lose again. 7. Michael currently has the Ponderosa all to himself. What's the first thing he should do there? Swim toTahiti. 8. How was Brenda able to maintain her IC position for so long? Brenda has been trying to get into the porn industry, and the lip and throat muscles along with the inhaling and swallowing related skills she developed gave her the ability to suck in enough air to win. One wonders why Mike did so poorly. Or Sherri. 9. Reynold is holding a winning lottery ticket worth three hundred million dollars. You have ten seconds to talk him into handing it over. Go. Apparently all you have to do is say “Hey Bro…” and follow that with an extended open hand. And puppy dog eyes. 10. Will you vote the way Andrea wants you to vote? Different people would answer that differently. I would weigh the chances of my winning the million balanced with the implied promise of a couple of weeks of fantasy sex with her at the Ponderosa - and hell yeah! Get her to scrub her elbows use and some shampoo, and with those eyes it would be hard to say no to anything she wanted. It would actually be hard to focus on the question. It would be hard...(never mind).
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52. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
Late to the party, but love doing this, it's so therapeutic.1. Of your own free will, you have just decided to give Dawn a new car, with no repayment or thanks of any kind required. Create a justification she can use for running you over with it. Since I only gave her a car and not everyone else, I asked to be ran over, backed up over and ran over again, just to make sure. 2. In reality, the levels of privileged information within the government are Unclassified, Restricted, Confidential, Secret, and Top Secret. How does Phillip interpret them? Unclassified-not in the want-ads
Restricted-his dream world only
Confidential-spread among his many alter-egos
Secret-he doesn't use Secret, he's an Axe man
Top Secret-he'll tell himself and then he'll shoot himself so the top secret dies with him 3. What's the next hiding place for the idol? dropped on the floor of TC 4. Who would win a naive-off? Reynold, hands down 5. Eddie and Reynold destroy every woman they come into contact with. How could you use this power for good? Hook Dawn up with them 6. As Phillip never actually loses anything, he clearly must have thrown both the Reward and Immunity challenges, then gone on a forty-minute rant regarding why. Provide an exert. ...being the Exasperator, it's my plan to keep my plan from myself... 7. Michael currently has the Ponderosa all to himself. What's the first thing he should do there? Get an unlisted room number 8. How was Brenda able to maintain her IC position for so long? she doesn't exist so it was easy 9. Reynold is holding a winning lottery ticket worth three hundred million dollars. You have ten seconds to talk him into handing it over. Go. Reynold, I'm the target, I'll return the favor, really. 10. Will you vote the way Andrea wants you to vote? Absolutely! She can have my idol too!
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53. "Episode #10" |
1. Explain how getting voted out as part of an Idol/Immunity triple play was actually part of Phillip's secret plan to win the million dollars.2. You have just found Dawn's partial dentures/retainer. What is the proper thing to do with them? 3. Pretend you're Sherri and have just witnessed the Three Amigo form of payback. How would you describe it? 4. What's the real reason Phillip is afraid to be trapped in water under a wooden object? 5. Is that dirt in the pool? 6. Michael will have to be at the Ponderosa with Phillip (and no one else) until the end of the next Tribal Council. How can he best retain his sanity? 7. There are seven distinct flavors of emotional Oh Crap on display at Tribal Council. Name them. 8. Phillip demands that you have respect for his game. Other than Phillip, who does? 9. Erik would like Phillip to FillUp! What is Phillip critically low on? 10. What would Boston Rob do?
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54. "RE: Episode #10" |
Thanks Estee!
1. Explain how getting voted out as part of an Idol/Immunity triple play was actually part of Phillip's secret plan to win the million dollars.
He had to pander to the sheep voting for not-Fan-not-Favorite. 2. You have just found Dawn's partial dentures/retainer. What is the proper thing to do with them? Donate them to the Tooth Fairy Training University. 3. Pretend you're Sherri and have just witnessed the Three Amigo form of payback. How would you describe it? I can't, moving my mouth will cause a fatal crack in my overbaked skin. 4. What's the real reason Phillip is afraid to be trapped in water under a wooden object? He's really a barnacle and is afraid of becoming permanantly attached. 5. Is that dirt in the pool? Or a Baby Ruth Bar 6. Michael will have to be at the Ponderosa with Phillip (and no one else) until the end of the next Tribal Council. How can he best retain his sanity? Hang a quarantine sign on his door. "Do Not Enter, Reality Inside" 7. There are seven distinct flavors of emotional Oh Crap on display at Tribal Council. Name them. Fillup: Stealth-Crap-Me
Dawn: Toothless Crap
Andrea: Bootee Crap
Erik: Art Crap
Cochran: LMAO Crap
Brenda: UTR Crap
Sherri: Botox Crap
8. Phillip demands that you have respect for his game. Other than Phillip, who does? >crickets< 9. Erik would like Phillip to FillUp! What is Phillip critically low on? The Totem Pole 10. What would Boston Rob do? Laugh his a$$ off.
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55. "RE: Episode #10" |
1. Explain how getting voted out as part of an Idol/Immunity triple play was actually part of Phillip's secret plan to win the million dollars. I can't. I'm not that delusional!2. You have just found Dawn's partial dentures/retainer. What is the proper thing to do with them? Return it to her. 3. Pretend you're Sherri and have just witnessed the Three Amigo form of payback. How would you describe it? "Crazy, man. Ca-razy!" 4. What's the real reason Phillip is afraid to be trapped in water under a wooden object? He probably got trapped there in some past life of his. 5. Is that dirt in the pool? Yeah, and we have to clean the pool -- and dump Phillip! 6. Michael will have to be at the Ponderosa with Phillip (and no one else) until the end of the next Tribal Council. How can he best retain his sanity? Stay at least ten feet away from Phillip at all times. 7. There are seven distinct flavors of emotional Oh Crap on display at Tribal Council. Name them. Andrea had the Likely Bootee flavor, Brenda had the UTR flavor, Cochran had the ROFL type, Dawn had the Nervous Breakdown flavor, Erik had the Unpredictable flavor, Phillip had the Cocky flavor and Sherri had a mild flavor since no one will bother trying to get rid of her. 8. Phillip demands that you have respect for his game. Other than Phillip, who does? I don't hear anyone. 9. Erik would like Phillip to FillUp! What is Phillip critically low on? Reasoning powers. 10. What would Boston Rob do? In the game, he would have just voted out someone who was at the bottom of the totem pole (and didn't realize it). Outside it, he would have been laughing his head off.
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56. "RE: Episode #10" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-13 AT 07:03 PM (EST)1. Explain how getting voted out as part of an Idol/Immunity triple play was actually part of Phillip's secret plan to win the million dollars. Here’s a guess: “I was voted out on purpose in order to disguise my plan to return as a Hidden Idol (the Rock Star kind of Idol, which is what I also am when not assassinating my country’s enemies – you do know I was on the Seal Team 6 that killed Osamashmama? I single handedly stopped his breathing with my mind power because my best friend President Obomblatabama asked for my help – You do know that I single handedly got him elected?) Anyway, what was the question? Oh Yeah, my Survivor plan was to be voted out on purpose in order to hide the fact that I was going to be voted back into the game at F3 at the most spectacular TC in history. Boston Rob told me to do this and Boston Rob is the only white guy that I have ever fallen in love with (I was the Godfather and both the father and the mother of his and Ambrar’s baby). So that was why I lost on purpose. 2. You have just found Dawn's partial dentures/retainer. What is the proper thing to do with them? Tie it to a string and drag it in front of Dawn, always just out of her reach no matter how she tries to get it. Just to see how many pieces Dawn’s mind can break into.
3. Pretend you're Sherri and have just witnessed the Three Amigo form of payback. How would you describe it.
I’d make sure my bikini top came off at every challenge. And if the midnight occasion arose, the bottoms too.
4. What's the real reason Phillip is afraid to be trapped in water under a wooden object?
He’s a dues paying member of “Pussies–R-Us.” 5. Is that dirt in the pool? Did everybody else quickly evacuate the pool before the brown stain reached them? Did the Comoros Government declare that pool a toxic Super Fund cleanup target? Did Fillup have the Bruce experience in reverse? ” 6. Michael will have to be at the Ponderosa with Phillip (and no one else) until the end of the next Tribal Council. How can he best retain his sanity? Just ask the local Pygmy tribe if they’ve ever tried dark meat. 7. There are seven distinct flavors of emotional Oh Crap on display at Tribal Council. Name them. Dawn – The Breakdown Boogie.
Erik – Tie Dyed, Dumb, and Dumber
Malcolm – Doing the “suck it”.
Eddie – Just can’t get this grin off my face.
Brenda – Dawn’s silent snorkle nurse.
Sherri – Blow Job Sherri. You do what you gotta do.
Reynold – The third Amigo. 8. Phillip demands that you have respect for his game. Other than Phillip, who does? The hired actress that swore that she was Fillup’s cousin and that Fillup was a Federal Agent at the Season 22 finale. And a number of fellow inmates in the psych ward. 9. Erik would like Phillip to FillUp! What is Phillip critically low on? After his dip in the pool, he could probably use another layer of s**t troweled on his body. Just a guess. 10. What would Boston Rob do? Become Fillup’s Reality Show booking agent. BR knows a gold mine when he sees it.
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57. "Episode #11" |
1. Malcolm can't perform with people watching. What areas of his life might be made more difficult by this?2. Does Jeff truly have no idea whether you're eating something healthy, or is he just saying that to avoid his part in the inevitable lawsuit? 3. How often does that happen to Cochran, and what does he have to do for it to occur? 4. Spell 'Malcolm'. 5. Imagine you are Andrea and have just been offered the choice between trading for rice and beans (then being voted out for looking too good with the jury) or keeping your food (and being voted out for selfishness). Take and describe a third option. 6. It's the return of Jeff's Giant Log! Where has it been all these seasons? 7. Briefly describe why each player had so many problems keeping a pole erect. 8. How much power does Sherri actually possess in the game? 9. Based on the last few weeks and the preview of the next, this season has a strange obsession with individual endurance challenges. Which contestant does this help most? And least? 10. Do you really need a poem?
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58. "RE: Episode #11" |
1. Malcolm can't perform with people watching. What areas of his life might be made more difficult by this?A grown-up job 2. Does Jeff truly have no idea whether you're eating something healthy, or is he just saying that to avoid his part in the inevitable lawsuit? he's learned to dodge the lawsuits 3. How often does that happen to Cochran, and what does he have to do for it to occur? More then anyone believes 4. Spell 'Malcolm'. Jury Bait
5. Imagine you are Andrea and have just been offered the choice between trading for rice and beans (then being voted out for looking too good with the jury) or keeping your food (and being voted out for selfishness). Take and describe a third option.
To avoid Options A and B, she decides to let everyone lick her fingers 6. It's the return of Jeff's Giant Log! Where has it been all these seasons? He's been taking care of it himself. eww 7. Briefly describe why each player had so many problems keeping a pole erect. Cochran: had help (no mercy for the challenge stud)
Sherri: The log wasn't under her control
Brenda: The log doesn't like crybabies
Andrea: The log should have stayed up on it's own
Dawn: The log didn't deserve holding
Malcolm: The log was just another stick
Eddie: The log wasn't pretty enough
Reynold: The log was just a showmance
Erik: The log told him to let go 8. How much power does Sherri actually possess in the game? Sherri is Mark Burnett in bad drag, therefore, entirely in charge 9. Based on the last few weeks and the preview of the next, this season has a strange obsession with individual endurance challenges. Which contestant does this help most? And least? Reynold, for both. 10. Do you really need a poem? Like Brenda needed brains
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59. "RE: Episode #11" |
1. Malcolm can't perform with people watching. What areas of his life might be made more difficult by this? Acting, if he goes into porn films.2. Does Jeff truly have no idea whether you're eating something healthy, or is he just saying that to avoid his part in the inevitable lawsuit? Probably just trying to avoid a lawsuit, although I think he knows how to dodge them to. 3. How often does that happen to Cochran, and what does he have to do for it to occur? What happened to him? 4. Spell 'Malcolm'. Idiot. 5. Imagine you are Andrea and have just been offered the choice between trading for rice and beans (then being voted out for looking too good with the jury) or keeping your food (and being voted out for selfishness). Take and describe a third option. I offer to share my food with the others at the Auction! 6. It's the return of Jeff's Giant Log! Where has it been all these seasons? Safely hiding from the challenges. 7. Briefly describe why each player had so many problems keeping a pole erect. Cochran and Sherri are too challenge-deficient, Andrea, Brenda and Erik don't have enough muscles, Dawn has a meltdown, Eddie and Reynold were too busy trying to distract each other and Malcolm just wanted to get to the jury. 8. How much power does Sherri actually possess in the game? Just enough to be a perfect jury goat. 9. Based on the last few weeks and the preview of the next, this season has a strange obsession with individual endurance challenges. Which contestant does this help most? And least? It helps the women most and helps Reynold and Eddie least. 10. Do you really need a poem? I need a poem about as much as Brenda needs pigs' brains.
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60. "RE: Episode #11" |
1. Malcolm can't perform with people watching. What areas of his life might be made more difficult by this?
Let's take a closer look -- he's a bartender, something that involves working with the public on a regular basis. He's also a confirmed RTVW DAW, in light of his multiple appearances on Survivor, taking the role of leader of the pack & hogging considerable camera time. What would make us think he's shy about working in public?2. Does Jeff truly have no idea whether you're eating something healthy, or is he just saying that to avoid his part in the inevitable lawsuit?
Wait just a second for a minute here -- you mean to tell us that communally groped and multi-digit-dipped peanut butter isn't healthy? 3. How often does that happen to Cochran, and what does he have to do for it to occur?
Obviously, he's had plenty of time to strengthen that wrist. 4. Spell 'Malcolm'.
D.O.L.T. 5. Imagine you are Andrea and have just been offered the choice between trading for rice and beans (then being voted out for looking too good with the jury) or keeping your food (and being voted out for selfishness). Take and describe a third option.
I'm sorry, as soon as I read the phrase "Imagine you are Andrea" my brain cells took a vacation. 6. It's the return of Jeff's Giant Log! Where has it been all these seasons?
I'm not sure, but it arrived in Cochrane's luggage. 7. Briefly describe why each player had so many problems keeping a pole erect.
It was hard. 8. How much power does Sherri actually possess in the game?
Sherri? Is there a Sherri in the game? 9. Based on the last few weeks and the preview of the next, this season has a strange obsession with individual endurance challenges. Which contestant does this help most? And least?
Dawn has the biggest advantage here. She's so far under the radar that anything she does goes unnoticed -- during the last IC she actually dropped out within 30 seconds, but it didn't show up until much later. The contestant that this harms the most is Cochrane. But he's clever enough to get away with it. 10. Do you really need a poem?
Only if it has plenty of peanut butter.
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04-25-13, 07:42 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Episode #11" |
1. Malcolm can't perform with people watching. What areas of his life might be made more difficult by this? You can’t get your wick wicking if your Mojo ain’t Mojoing. Or, sometimes you just can’t flick your Bic. If she’s a'looking, you ain’t a'cooking? When Andrea’s peeking, you can’t start leaking.
2. Does Jeff truly have no idea whether you're eating something healthy, or is he just saying that to avoid his part in the inevitable lawsuit? Even that pizza looked putrid. Island delivery pizza could stand substantial improvement. Another question; If she was really that hungry, why couldn’t Brenda loosen her grip on that money that she couldn’t keep nor spend anywhere but at that challenge? BTW, and to the best of my memory this is true, the first item is the safest to bid on. It’s never the best thing, but it’s never a booby prize either. And in that situation, $20 for cold beer and nuts was probably a pretty fortunate choice.
3. How often does that happen to Cochran, and what does he have to do for it to occur?
Before this, I would have guessed “Never”. Now however, I think his geek charm might actually be effective. He had Andrea, Sherri, and Jeffy falling under his spell. Go Cochran!
4. Spell 'Malcolm'. Malycolumny? Malacky? Mokolocolm? Denise? 5. Imagine you are Andrea and have just been offered the choice between trading for rice and beans (then being voted out for looking too good with the jury) or keeping your food (and being voted out for selfishness). Take and describe a third option.
You are still trying to get me thrown out of this forum, aren’t you! Sorry, but I’m struggling enough with ‘What would I do with Andrea’ images enough as it is. 6. It's the return of Jeff's Giant Log! Where has it been all these seasons? He’s been using it to keep his tent up at night. He’s kinda braggy. But the real answer is that it’s been in stasis awaiting something completely different. Now, he’s found it. He’s horny for the newest challenge hound, and now that he knows Cochran’s weakness, i.e. finger fed peanut butter, it’s coming out of its tented domain. 7. Briefly describe why each player had so many problems keeping a pole erect. Cochran: Sexual disfunction
Sherri: Sexual disfunction
Brenda: Sexual disfunction
Andrea: Sexual disfunction
Dawn: Sexual disfunction
Malcolm: Sexual disfunction
Eddie: Sexual disfunction
Reynold: Sexual disfunction
Erik: Sexual disfunction Let’s be honest now, problems holding up your log is by definition a sex problem, right? Even if it’s only a metaphor as far as the women (and Sherri) are concerned? 8. How much power does Sherri actually possess in the game? The power of pout? The power of poot? (Why did Knockers just pop into my head?) Also, the power to hypnotize herself and run around clucking lie a chicken while thinking that she is being chased by the ghost of Shambles. It’s not all that useful, but it is different. 9. Based on the last few weeks and the preview of the next, this season has a strange obsession with individual endurance challenges. Which contestant does this help most? And least? Secret agent “Enduro”, designated as such by FullOfIt before he voted himself off the island. On purpose. He felt very confident that the could outlast anybody in a contest of strength. Unless it actually did involve strength, apparently. Also, The cannibal pygmies at the Ponderosa. They like lean stringy meat in their stew. Least? The dream teamers. (OK, this did make sense when it was in my head). 10. Do you really need a poem? Yeah, I think the time has come for…(ta da…); “An Ode to Full-Of-S#it” There once was a secret super agent,
Who just knew that he was heaven sent
But when he predicted,
He’d never be evicted,
To the Ponderosa he forthwith didith went.
To the Shwack shack with you!
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04-27-13, 08:18 AM (EST)
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62. "RE: Episode #11" |
Didith? LOL Props to you for actually rhyming Shwacky.
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04-27-13, 03:43 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: Episode #11" |
1. Malcolm can't perform with people watching. What areas of his life might be made more difficult by this?He may have trouble lovingly gazing at himself in the mirror, since he is always looking back at himself. 2. Does Jeff truly have no idea whether you're eating something healthy, or is he just saying that to avoid his part in the inevitable lawsuit? He didn't know where that brain had been! 3. How often does that happen to Cochran, and what does he have to do for it to occur? It only happens when his butler hides in the shadows and helps him, and when Mommy pays Jeff a hefty sum so he doesn't have to be next to anyone who doesn't have a "real" job. 4. Spell 'Malcolm'. "N-a-r-c-i-s-s-u-s" 5. Imagine you are Andrea and have just been offered the choice between trading for rice and beans (then being voted out for looking too good with the jury) or keeping your food (and being voted out for selfishness). Take and describe a third option. Play on the sympathy of others. Begin hysterically sobbing while explaining that there is no way I could possibly eat the food since my partial is in the ocean somewhere, so I HAVE to give everyone rice and beans. 6. It's the return of Jeff's Giant Log! Where has it been all these seasons? Since he got married, it has been Keeping the Home Fires Burning. 7. Briefly describe why each player had so many problems keeping a pole erect. Cochran: He could not do it without help.
Sherri: She could not hypnotize the pole to do her bidding.
Andrea: She couldn't convince the pole to split three ways.
Brenda: The pole may have, at one time, been in a pigpen.
Dawn: The pole had no straitjacket attached.
Reynold: He gave his pole to Malcolm on demand.
Eddie: He couldn't stay up when he wasn't held up by the other two amigos.
Erik: The pole didn't notice he was there, plus the surf wasn't up.
Malcolm: The pole was not framing a mirror, so no point holding on. 8. How much power does Sherri actually possess in the game? The power to annoy the viewers. 9. Based on the last few weeks and the preview of the next, this season has a strange obsession with individual endurance challenges. Which contestant does this help most? And least? The most: Dawn, as she has much practice endlessly crying; The least: Malcolm, because someone waved a beer in front of him. 10. Do you really need a poem? Obviously they do, judging by the performance in the challenge. 
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05-02-13, 08:43 AM (EST)
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64. "Episode #12" |
1. What kind of food should Jeff have offered to make the others jump off their perches?2. Why did the show feel it was necessary to give one person two Immunities (necklace and idol) for winning a single challenge? 3. What would Brenda & Andrea have done to make the challenge harder should moving to one leg have proved ineffective? 4. Two of your fellow contestants have left you stuck in the spectator stands for three hours. Is there anything you want to talk about? 5. Is there anything Jeff won't lie about or exaggerate in a tweet? 6. What's preventing Eddie from claiming status as The One Amigo? 7. How did Reynold grow that mustache so quickly? 8. This season has seen a ridiculous number of vote splits, even when the players believed they knew where all the idols were and whether they would be played. Will this have any long-term effect on the game? 9. Erik just handed Immunity over to the nearest blonde without a moment of thought -- again. Given that, what's his next move in the game? 10. Dawn and Sherri claim they're not trustworthy. What does this make them?
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05-02-13, 09:01 AM (EST)
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65. "RE: Episode #12" |
1. What kind of food should Jeff have offered to make the others jump off their perches?Sunflower Seeds. 2. Why did the show feel it was necessary to give one person two Immunities (necklace and idol) for winning a single challenge? So much sweeter when they take the extra one home. 3. What would Brenda & Andrea have done to make the challenge harder should moving to one leg have proved ineffective? Handstands 4. Two of your fellow contestants have left you stuck in the spectator stands for three hours. Is there anything you want to talk about? How soon we are going to vote off said fellow contestants. 5. Is there anything Jeff won't lie about or exaggerate in a tweet? No 6. What's preventing Eddie from claiming status as The One Amigo? He can't remember the words to Ray Stevens' "Be Your Own Best Friend" 7. How did Reynold grow that mustache so quickly? That isn't a mustache, a caterpillar crawled on his face. 8. This season has seen a ridiculous number of vote splits, even when the players believed they knew where all the idols were and whether they would be played. Will this have any long-term effect on the game? It will cause Vote for the Worst to shut down. They are the home of No Vote Splitting. 9. Erik just handed Immunity over to the nearest blonde without a moment of thought -- again. Given that, what's his next move in the game? Walking up to the voting booth with each blond on the show and writing his name down for them. 10. Dawn and Sherri claim they're not trustworthy. What does this make them? People who passed the background screening to be on a reality TV show.
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05-02-13, 07:28 PM (EST)
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68. "winner winner chicken dinner" |
#9 >snort<
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05-02-13, 10:58 AM (EST)
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66. "RE: Episode #12" |
1. What kind of food should Jeff have offered to make the others jump off their perches?
Twoallbeefpaddiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesemeseedbun® or some other product placement they can think of.2. Why did the show feel it was necessary to give one person two Immunities (necklace and idol) for winning a single challenge?
They needed something to give the #ImmunityChallenge fans to # about. 3. What would Brenda & Andrea have done to make the challenge harder should moving to one leg have proved ineffective?
Move to no legs, naturally. 4. Two of your fellow contestants have left you stuck in the spectator stands for three hours. Is there anything you want to talk about?
The best Road Block GUFU on this season's TAR. 5. Is there anything Jeff won't lie about or exaggerate in a tweet?
Isn't tweeting like the Internet? We all know everything on the Internet has to be true. It's the Internet Law. 6. What's preventing Eddie from claiming status as The One Amigo?
He forgot the English translation for Amigo. 7. How did Reynold grow that mustache so quickly?
They had chocolate ice cream in the Sequesterville Cafe. 8. This season has seen a ridiculous number of vote splits, even when the players believed they knew where all the idols were and whether they would be played. Will this have any long-term effect on the game?
No. We've already reached the established idiotness saturation level. 9. Erik just handed Immunity over to the nearest blonde without a moment of thought -- again. Given that, what's his next move in the game?
Actually, he wasn't handing over the HII, it was a poor attempt to get to second base. 10. Dawn and Sherri claim they're not trustworthy. What does this make them?
Your next choice for Congress.
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05-02-13, 07:26 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Episode #12" |
1. What kind of food should Jeff have offered to make the others jump off their perches? The Ponderosa Buffet 2. Why did the show feel it was necessary to give one person two Immunities (necklace and idol) for winning a single challenge? They bought in bulk 3. What would Brenda & Andrea have done to make the challenge harder should moving to one leg have proved ineffective? Exchange swimsuits 4. Two of your fellow contestants have left you stuck in the spectator stands for three hours. Is there anything you want to talk about? Their percentage of DVD sales 5. Is there anything Jeff won't lie about or exaggerate in a tweet? no 6. What's preventing Eddie from claiming status as The One Amigo? He forgot 7. How did Reynold grow that mustache so quickly? Hair Club for Men free trial 8. This season has seen a ridiculous number of vote splits, even when the players believed they knew where all the idols were and whether they would be played. Will this have any long-term effect on the game? I have to answer yes and no. 9. Erik just handed Immunity over to the nearest blonde without a moment of thought -- again. Given that, what's his next move in the game? Vacuuming the cake off Jiffy's fingers 10. Dawn and Sherri claim they're not trustworthy. What does this make them? Aware
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05-02-13, 07:55 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Episode #12" |
1. What kind of food should Jeff have offered to make the others jump off their perches? They should be put up on little stools and clap like seals for bread crumbs tossed at them by dwarves (PC edit - little people). I’ve always thought that the food challenge should be changed so that the survivors were blindfolded, draped in pork chops, and placed into a tiger cage. PETA might object to innocent tigers being subjected to a nasty food challenge, but who cares about PETA anyway? They won’t let me wear my pimp feather. 2. Why did the show feel it was necessary to give one person two Immunities (necklace and idol) for winning a single challenge? It was to see if anyone was hungry and desperate enough to mug whoever held the immunities. Without Shamu, FullOfIt, and Bonzo Hantz, the producers were desperate for drama and decided to see if anyone could be tempted into committing a petty crime. 3. What would Brenda & Andrea have done to make the challenge harder should moving to one leg have proved ineffective? I would vote for an extended kissing scene, but that’s just me. 4. Two of your fellow contestants have left you stuck in the spectator stands for three hours. Is there anything you want to talk about? I think lobsterboy, sans shirt and shade in the tropical sun for 3 hours, would have something to say all right. 5. Is there anything Jeff won't lie about or exaggerate in a tweet? Don’t know what he tweets. But based on his comments about Reynold’s balancing heroics, well, you know what his other hand would be doing while tweeting. 6. What's preventing Eddie from claiming status as The One Amigo? He went from one of the three amigos (I’m guessing he identified with Martin Short’s character?) to Cisco’s Pancho to The Lone Ranger without Tonto. I think those transitions might have him thinking about eating a silver bullet. 7. How did Reynold grow that mustache so quickly? Not only are they substituting a Dreamteam stunt double for FullOfIt while he lies in a straight jacket (on purpose) back at the Ponderosa, they also had to shoot a tranquillizer dart into Reynold. Apparently he viewed the prospect of being on an island with FullOfIt with some despair. Anyway, what we saw was an Errol Flynn stunt man doubling for him. Next week we are scheduled to see a Grover Cleveland lookalike doubling for him. 8. This season has seen a ridiculous number of vote splits, even when the players believed they knew where all the idols were and whether they would be played. Will this have any long-term effect on the game? No. Well, it will affect how long I can hold food down next week. Does that count? 9. Erik just handed Immunity over to the nearest blonde without a moment of thought -- again. Given that, what's his next move in the game? He will declare that after his last season that he will never do that again. He learned his lesson from last time. (So of course in true Survivor fashion he did it again. Hard to keep up with Eric and his foot shooting ways). Anybody want to take odds on a bet that his wife will be a blond? 10. Dawn and Sherri claim they're not trustworthy. What does this make them? The Scarecrow and Ms. Clingy
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70. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. The game has now been going on for thirty-six days. For what portion of that time has Dawn not been crying?2. Where did the producers find the robots they programmed into Sherri's family? 3. Cochran's mother gave birth to him at a relatively late age. What else does the family do on time delay? 4. Think of something to ask Brenda for. 5. Jeff has just given you a double-sided choice, either one of which will lose you the game. What is the proper response? 6. Which player was absolutely not the product of the family we saw? 7. Erik is desperate for food. Give him suggestions on what he should be eating. 8. Dawn has just celebrated her twenty-first wedding anniversary. Given the events of this episode, how long does she have before her entire family files for divorce? 9. Is there now less of a chance that you'll buy a Sprint phone? 10. Are we here waving Brender an' Eddie goodbye?
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71. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. The game has now been going on for thirty-six days. For what portion of that time has Dawn not been crying? 10%. Tops.2. Where did the producers find the robots they programmed into Sherri's family? From the same source that gave us the Chenbot. 3. Cochran's mother gave birth to him at a relatively late age. What else does the family do on time delay? Spend time with each other. 4. Think of something to ask Brenda for. A chance to win Immunity. 5. Jeff has just given you a double-sided choice, either one of which will lose you the game. What is the proper response? Look for a way to take a third option. 6. Which player was absolutely not the product of the family we saw? I'm guessing Erik. 7. Erik is desperate for food. Give him suggestions on what he should be eating. Lots and lots of fish. 8. Dawn has just celebrated her twenty-first wedding anniversary. Given the events of this episode, how long does she have before her entire family files for divorce? Maybe two months. 9. Is there now less of a chance that you'll buy a Sprint phone? I don't have a Sprint phone. 10. Are we here waving Brender an' Eddie goodbye? Unfortunately, that's probably the case. But I'll be waving Eddie good-bye more happilly.
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05-09-13, 01:33 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. The game has now been going on for thirty-six days. For what portion of that time has Dawn not been crying? Dawn wakes up in the morning crying, Dawn goes to bed crying, and Dawn cries in her sleep. She only interrupts her crying to go on sobbing jags. 2. Where did the producers find the robots they programmed into Sherri's family? Two of Sherri's body part robots were made of silicon. And they were the only parts of Sherri that didn’t loss weight. 3. Cochran's mother gave birth to him at a relatively late age. What else does the family do on time delay? I don’t know. Any family that has a Dad that doesn’t know how to cookout are from Remulax where time delays are built into their coneheads. 4. Think of something to ask Brenda for. Get Dawn’s bloody ear and wear it proudly around your neck on a leather thong. Then start bringing in her body parts, one at a time. Make her last as long as possible. Finally, when she is reduced to a head and torso, cut out her tear glands and watch her choke on unrequited attemps at crying. 5. Jeff has just given you a double-sided choice, either one of which will lose you the game. What is the proper response? Well, I would have at least had the BBQ and beer as a going away party. Because the Family Reward challenge winner always loses. 6. Which player was absolutely not the product of the family we saw? Eric and his brother did not have the same mother and/or father. 7. Erik is desperate for food. Give him suggestions on what he should be eating. That spider that comes out of the skull eyehole might boil up real good. 8. Dawn has just celebrated her twenty-first wedding anniversary. Given the events of this episode, how long does she have before her entire family files for divorce? Not long. She should be feeding the fishes (heh heh) before the credits roll. 9. Is there now less of a chance that you'll buy a Sprint phone? No. They still make great water skipping stones. 10. Are we here waving Brender an' Eddie goodbye? Poor Brenda. Watching her cry at the end broke my heart. Those callous bastards.
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73. "RE: The Hawkeye Coconut 10" |
1. The game has now been going on for thirty-six days. For what portion of that time has Dawn not been crying?
It's been a 36 day crying jag.Dawn, the new Brandon 2. Where did the producers find the robots they programmed into Sherri's family?
That was a little scary wasn't it? 3. Cochran's mother gave birth to him at a relatively late age. What else does the family do on time delay?
Wear sunglasses and cook on a grill apparently. 4. Think of something to ask Brenda for.
Her opinion on the merit of being humble. 5. Jeff has just given you a double-sided choice, either one of which will lose you the game. What is the proper response?
Shoot Jeff. 6. Which player was absolutely not the product of the family we saw?
Sprint 7. Erik is desperate for food. Give him suggestions on what he should be eating.
Whatever Dawn will promise him. 8. Dawn has just celebrated her twenty-first wedding anniversary. Given the events of this episode, how long does she have before her entire family files for divorce?
I think child protective services will win that race. 9. Is there now less of a chance that you'll buy a Sprint phone?
bwahaha, I didn't think it was possible but yes.
10. Are we here waving Brender an' Eddie goodbye?
Buh bye loosers
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05-09-13, 03:52 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. The game has now been going on for thirty-six days. For what portion of that time has Dawn not been crying?
Anytime she has been in the water and had to keep her mouth shut – that’s got to be less than 5%.2. Where did the producers find the robots they programmed into Sherri's family?
Disney. They are the most benign robots on the market.
3. Cochran's mother gave birth to him at a relatively late age. What else does the family do on time delay?
Judging by the reward challenge, anything to do with running, spinning or stacking. (that’s the time to catch up on family things, don’t ya know.) 4. Think of something to ask Brenda for.
Humbly ask for Immunity. It’s not like there’s a million dollars attached to it or anything. 5. Jeff has just given you a double-sided choice, either one of which will lose you the game. What is the proper response?
Move aside and let Dawn sob loudly in Jiffies’ ear and cry all over his shirt while ripping it to shreds. 6. Which player was absolutely not the product of the family we saw?
I’m also going with Erik. 7. Erik is desperate for food. Give him suggestions on what he should be eating. Get Dawn so hysterical that she cries herself to death, and then eat her. But this is because I’m a HUGE Money Python fan.
I couldn't get the link to work, but youtube the lifeboat sketch. lol 8. Dawn has just celebrated her twenty-first wedding anniversary. Given the events of this episode, how long does she have before her entire family files for divorce?
They did it within minutes of the end of the second episode. 9. Is there now less of a chance that you'll buy a Sprint phone?
Hey, Bunny never Sprints. Well, unless there is a margarita involved. 10. Are we here waving Brender an' Eddie goodbye?
It’s times like this when I wish I was still at the Temple. Ra would have fried Dawn like a sausage for being such a whiny brat and singed the other two for being stupid. Lol 
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05-10-13, 09:35 PM (EST)
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75. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. The game has now been going on for thirty-six days. For what portion of that time has Dawn not been crying?
I think there was a five-minute stretch back on day 2.2. Where did the producers find the robots they programmed into Sherri's family?
Isaac Asimov's long-lost lock box. 3. Cochran's mother gave birth to him at a relatively late age. What else does the family do on time delay?
Judging from Cochran's body physique, I'd say just about everything. 4. Think of something to ask Brenda for.
How about a nice donation to my charity, ponzi-to-me? 5. Jeff has just given you a double-sided choice, either one of which will lose you the game. What is the proper response?
Is hari-kari an option? 6. Which player was absolutely not the product of the family we saw?
All of them. 7. Erik is desperate for food. Give him suggestions on what he should be eating.
Dawn. I would finally shut her pie hole. 8. Dawn has just celebrated her twenty-first wedding anniversary. Given the events of this episode, how long does she have before her entire family files for divorce?
They'll have to wait until the AI finale airs, just in case... 9. Is there now less of a chance that you'll buy a Sprint phone?
Are negative numbers allowed? 10. Are we here waving Brender an' Eddie goodbye?
Good thing there's no door leaving the TC area, so their collective tookases (tooki?) are safe.
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05-11-13, 11:46 AM (EST)
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77. "RE: The Hawkeye 10." |
1. The game has now been going on for thirty-six days. For what portion of that time has Dawn not been crying?
The five seconds when Brenda stood in front of her and said "That hurts" upon being voted out. Dawn didn't cry then.
2. Where did the producers find the robots they programmed into Sherri's family?
The same formula they used for Becky in Cook Islands.
3. Cochran's mother gave birth to him at a relatively late age. What else does the family do on time delay?
The process of melanogenesis.
4. Think of something to ask Brenda for.
The number of Christmas cards she'll send to Dawn.
5. Jeff has just given you a double-sided choice, either one of which will lose you the game. What is the proper response?
Kill him and feed him to Erik.
6. Which player was absolutely not the product of the family we saw?
Not sure, but Cochran definitely fit his family - his father was flipping burgers just like Cochran flipped in South Pacific while his mother was as lackadaisical as he was in the challenge.
7. Erik is desperate for food. Give him suggestions on what he should be eating.
His own brain - he's not getting much use out of it, anyway.
8. Dawn has just celebrated her twenty-first wedding anniversary. Given the events of this episode, how long does she have before her entire family files for divorce?
They'd be too busy crying along with her to be able to fill out the paperwork to process the divorce.
9. Is there now less of a chance that you'll buy a Sprint phone?
Can't get any lower than zero in the first place.
10. Are we here waving Brender an' Eddie goodbye?
Guess so - Eddie's character is a dime a dozen on 'Survivor'.
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05-13-13, 05:07 AM (EST)
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78. "Finale and Reunion." |
1. Could Erik's collapse timing have been any better?2. How many 'challenge advantages' does it take to win a single challenge? 3. Were you expecting one more hidden idol? 4. It is normally considered good practice to allow jurors to finish their questions and statements, along with contestants being permitted to complete their answers. Why has this stopped? 5. What's next season's variation on the house of cards trick going to be? 6. Find and justify a way to make Sherri's vote total come out to negative one. 7. Is there a body part you'd like to show the jury now? 8. Based on the number of people Jeff actually interacted with, how many people played in this season? 9. Could anything bad come from Rob having given Phillip that book? 10. Come up with a better theme for next season than Blood Vs. Water.
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05-13-13, 10:49 AM (EST)
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79. "Let me take a crack at these..." |
Estee,
First off, thank you from the bottom of my sarcastic little heart for providing a sanity valve for this season. Please continue this with S27 Bloody Hell. 1. Could Erik's collapse timing have been any better? What a trooper, not dragging Jiffy out of bed or not costing production overtime for the camera people. And for the record thank you Erik for giving Dawn a reason not to start bawling.
2. How many 'challenge advantages' does it take to win a single challenge?
It would depend on who production wanted to win. 3. Were you expecting one more hidden idol? Obviously Brenda found an idol and swallowed it. I think one of the Amigo's may want to do some quick math by the way. I bet her daddy's way proud of his little girl 4. It is normally considered good practice to allow jurors to finish their questions and statements, along with contestants being permitted to complete their answers. Why has this stopped? Sherri made that decision, as well as all the other important ones this season. 5. What's next season's variation on the house of cards trick going to be? I'm thinking "House of Pain" 6. Find and justify a way to make Sherri's vote total come out to negative one. Let Erik have two votes. 7. Is there a body part you'd like to show the jury now?
Yup, but they'd just blur it anyway. 8. Based on the number of people Jeff actually interacted with, how many people played in this season? BWAHAHA. Careful, Jiffy is holding out for a two hour reunion show and unless Jury was allowed to carry I wouldn't want to endure that at all. 9. Could anything bad come from Rob having given Phillip that book? A new series, "Fillup does BRob by the Book" 10. Come up with a better theme for next season than Blood Vs. Water. I said that above "S27 Bloody Hell"
I should be watched....closely.
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05-13-13, 01:46 PM (EST)
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81. "RE: Finale and Reunion." |
1. Could Erik's collapse timing have been any better? When he was up the coconut tree. 2. How many 'challenge advantages' does it take to win a single challenge? When you are the object of Probst’s amorous ambition, you become a challenge hound. 3. Were you expecting one more hidden idol? It all depended on whether or not Cochran won that IC. Next question “Did certain survivor's puzzles have non-fitting pieces?” Eh? Eh? 4. It is normally considered good practice to allow jurors to finish their questions and statements, along with contestants being permitted to complete their answers. Why has this stopped? Pecking orders shall be respected. You don’t let an inferior tie-dye tee shirt designing beach boy dare to criticize you in front of other inferiors. He should just shut up and sit down, and not be allowed to speak another word. It just won’t do. 5. What's next season's variation on the house of cards trick going to be?
Hopefully it would utilize spiny sea urchins in underwater caves guarded by Morey eels. That could be entertaining. 6. Find and justify a way to make Sherri's vote total come out to negative one. Use Eric logic math as interpolated by the Three amigos. Be careful that it doesn’t go to negative infinity. 7. Is there a body part you'd like to show the jury now? Just get it over with and show a non-pixilated Hatch. Be sure and give fair warning, though. After 13 years even Rudy is curious. Well, except that Rudy is one of the few that actually know, but I’m sure that he’d like to see his queer friend’s queer noodle again. Do not, except for the purpose of additional humiliation, show a toothless Dawn again. I did not sleep well last night. Let me guess, her's is a hockey playing family, right? 8. Based on the number of people Jeff actually interacted with, how many people played in this season? Am finally willing to compliment EPMB on a production decision. Showing the pre-jury evictees would have been fun insofar as Shamu and Franthesca would have been concerned, but the flip side was that the existence of Brendon would also have had to have been acknowledged, and the decision was mercifully made to not do that.
Thank you EPMB. 9. Could anything bad come from Rob having given Phillip that book? The heck with the BR Rule Book, I want to read Cochran’s Law School thesis. We all know that BR was a lucky bumbler with a some feral intelligence, but Cochran’s the strategist. What got Cochran to the last chair was him allowing his intelligence to over-rule his insecurities. The best psychological support and counseling that he gave to anyone was that that he gave himself. And I want to know how he did that. What are the rules for that? 10. Come up with a better theme for next season than Blood Vs. Water. Next season will pit “Samurai Swords vs Machetes”. And the emphasis will be on “OutLast”, and the heck with those sissy notions of “OutPlay” or “Outwit”. This time, it’ll be “Blood in the water”, or “Have at’em, boys (and girls)”. Included will be the ears on a string challenge, the cannibalism eating challenge, the water (to the death)challenge, and surviving the fire starting and self-immolation challenge.
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05-14-13, 11:22 AM (EST)
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82. "RE: Finale and Reunion." |
A link to an interview from the Harvard Law Record, at the end is the first two paragraphs from Cochran's paper.http://hlrecord.org/?p=141
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