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""Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
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03-21-13, 00:48 AM (EST)
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""Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""

In the wake of Brandon's Big Blow Up, the tribes do a pre-Easter painted egg shuffle to pick new tribes. This gives "Pinky and No Brain" Phillip the chance to hold another "Stealth R US" orientation and mixer.

The new Bikal tribe gets their block knocked off in the Crate Outdoors, offering Reynold and Eddie new life.

Erik pops out of his hole, sees his shadow and speaks.

Plus, this just in... and weird... Corinne declares that she loves her some gays.

Colton would probably cure her of that notion.




Mark "We have a new outbreak of crew suicides since Brandon hit Loser's Lodge" Burnett
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... kingfish 03-21-13 1
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... agman 03-21-13 2
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... Scarlett O Hara 03-21-13 3
   RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... agman 03-22-13 7
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... Scarlett O Hara 03-21-13 4
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... byoffer 03-21-13 5
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... kingfish 03-22-13 6
   RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... suzzee 03-24-13 8
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... kingfish 03-25-13 9
   More Quotes suzzee 03-25-13 10
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... kingfish 03-26-13 11
 RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "H... jbug 03-27-13 12

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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings
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03-21-13, 08:58 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Spoiler: (at least for Brandon) NuGota and NuBikal get NuRice. Well, at least the chair is still turned over.

Spoiler: (already Spoiled, but here goes anyway) Eric tries to talk all smart and strategic like.

Spoiler: Phillip spills the beans to the newcomers about Not-so-Stealth_R-Us. It's probably completely lost on him that the R-Us theme was originally for a toy store.



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03-21-13, 11:57 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Yeah Baby, I finally got to say something on Camera!!(although I kinda forgot what I said) Now I'm famous and will be signing my autograph on all the posts following this one!


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03-21-13, 09:17 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
I am loving life! Tribal switch and I'm with the KOOL KIDS! Malcom, Eddie, Eric and I are going to win challenges from here on out. Hanging with Andrea and Brenda is going to be so much better than those idiots on my old tribe. Now, here's the question ... maybe we should throw one challenge to get rid of Sherry ...


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7. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Erik my autograph
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4. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
**swoon **

Oh Malcolm ... is that an Idol in your pocket? Can I touch it?


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03-21-13, 10:37 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Dude, I was just getting my "Survivor bike" into gear, and now I have blown a tire.

Worst part is that my beard actually wasn't hiding an immunity idol.

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6. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Spoiler: We have the latest update in the way of Survivor eviction news. The Crocodiles have been made to walk the stairway of shame. Yes, you heard it right; they have been evicted from the island.

Their behavior had been growing increasingly erratic of late, and after their final psychotic break at the last IC, the Sand Crabs decided to break their uneasy alliance with the Crocs and join the monkeys and coconuts to form a majority bloc large enough to eliminate them from the island.

It remains to be seen how the remaining Croc allies will react since they are now in the minority. My guess is that they will be kissing their posteriors goodbye, which is a pretty icky thing with the orangutans. They have very poopy posteriors.

More news later after your reporters are able to obtain exit interviews of the voters. It's difficult because, fearing the reactions of the crocs, the monkeys joined the coconuts in the tree tops and won’t come down, and the Sand Crabs buried themselves in the dunes and refuse to emerge until they have proof that the crocs are really and for sure off the island.



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03-24-13, 11:37 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Weighing in (ultimately to show off my new siggie) here. I'm enjoying being the Queen High Muckity Muck of the Coconut Faction. We're going to get nicknames, secret handshakes and matching drawers. It should be awesome but I hope the monkeys don't use their drawers as "ammo" bags.


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Thanks sweetie! You brite up my world

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03-25-13, 09:16 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Spoiler: Andrea is as dumb as a coconut. Make that dumber than coconuts (don't want to insult the coconuts), but she is a fetching lass with a sunny smile and a lithesome walk. And she is crushing on Malcolm. I hate Malcolm. Malcolm has to go so that she can be free to focus on her one true crush. Me. If she brushed up on her motorcycle maintenance skills, she could make one fine Raunchy Lady.

Spoiler: Quotes of the week:

Cochran - "This place is a certified asylum." Cochran has been uncharacteristically low key so far, but when he has something to say, he gets to the heart of the matter.

Corrine - Phillip is the worst Federal agent ever!" Although this falls into the "Duh" category of observations, still, this sums up Phillip pretty well.



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03-25-13, 11:32 AM (EST)
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10. "More Quotes"
Brandon: I am the Arthur of my fate. dumba$$


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11. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Spoiler: Big news. One of my Raunchettes was riding her finely tuned and chopped Vespa down one of the island paths last night on her way to a tryst with a couple of dozen production crew personnel when she ran across Denise in disguise talking to Malcolm and drawing what seemed to be some sort of plans in the sand. This is just one of the routines the Raunchettes use to gather these juicy spoiler tidbits.

Her specialty is the old sex honey trap performed on simultaneously 20 or so gullible but horney fellows. And also women as the circumstances allow. She has a large appetite for this stuff, bless her little heart and her little…well…anyway) .

She immediately unwound from her entanglement there on the Jungle floor and snapped this with her phone.

Apparently Denise is still Malcolm's ally and is acting as his stealth coach this year.

Phillip just thinks he has the stealth specialist thing to himself this year.

Phillip don’t know stealth.



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03-27-13, 12:20 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep06: "He Needs A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up""
Does no one here have a hankie for a poor woman who is crying her eyes out?



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