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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 02:23 AM (EST) "Benefits of being a POW" 1. You get out of commitments. 2. You get to hang with beauty queens. Okay, that's all I can think of, your turn, add to the list if you can. "If all machines were to be annihilated at one moment, so that not a knife nor lever nor rag of clothing nor anything whatsoever were left to man but his bare body alone that he was born with, and if all knowledge of mechanical laws were taken from him so that he could make no more machines, and all machine-made food destroyed so that the race of man should be left as it were naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Benefits of being a POW Cygnus X1 04-20-05 1    RE: Benefits of being a POW PepeLePew13 04-20-05 3  RE: Benefits of being a POW Drive My Car 04-20-05 2  RE: Benefits of being a POW newsomewayne 04-20-05 4  RE: Benefits of being a POW okaychatt 04-20-05 5  RE: Benefits of being a POW Oscirus 04-20-05 6  RE: Benefits of being a POW landruajm 04-20-05 7  RE: Benefits of being a POW Spidey 04-20-05 8    ding ding ding! Esbea 04-20-05 10    RE: Benefits of being a POW TARugh 04-21-05 19  RE: Benefits of being a POW Urban_Kitten 04-20-05 9    RE: Benefits of being a POW TARugh 04-21-05 18        RE: Benefits of being a POW dabo 04-22-05 23  Sorry... Estee 04-20-05 11    RE: Sorry... TechNoir 04-20-05 12    RE: Sorry... dabo 04-21-05 15  RE: Benefits of being a POW RatPat 04-20-05 13  RE: Benefits of being a POW nailbone 04-20-05 14  RE: Benefits of being a POW tn_peachie 04-21-05 16  RE: Benefits of being a POW TARugh 04-21-05 17  RE: Benefits of being a POW bostonrobfan 04-22-05 20    RE: Benefits of being a POW globespinner 04-22-05 21  RE: Benefits of being a POW Femme 04-22-05 22

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 02:27 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" Everything reminds you of something in Iraq. "Honey, this movie theater is as dark as my cell."   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 07:19 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" Dealing with Kelly is just like dealing with Iraqis, it seems. Stubborn, obstinate, narrow-minded, pockmarked (what's with that huge red blot on her cheek?), and don't know when they've got a good thing there with them. Scratch and sniff "Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 07:16 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" LAST EDITED ON 04-20-05 AT 07:17 AM (EST) You can drive a Hummer and a Land Rover and all sorts of muscle vehicles, though you aren't used to driving one with a shrew in the backseat.   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 08:56 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" You get to meet new people and see places you'll never see again. Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-20-05, 09:01 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" You get an all expenses paid supervised diet and lose all kinds of weight. No one is there to make awkward comments about any bruises or bone breakage. You get to sit quietly and contemplate your navel when you're not being beaten. (That woman is...........wait for it............WORSE THAN KENDRA!!!!!!) Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   Top

Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 04-20-05, 09:08 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" You get to go on a reality show and find a way to reference things in the show to your experiences at least 20 times a day. Thank you for giving me honor in hat form.   Top

landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 09:23 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" You get to meet fat hot, nasty classy, mean nice transsexuals women like Kelly all the time.   Top

Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 09:57 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" No matter what, when putting up with a nasty, haggard, self-centered ex-beauty queen, you can honestly tell yourself "Well, it COULD be worse."   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 10:17 AM (EST) 10. "ding ding ding!" Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner! though I cant swear that shes not beating and sodomizing him in the hotel room....   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-21-05, 03:50 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" I'm wondering if he's considering being a POW to be secondary to putting up with Kelly.   Top

Urban_Kitten 170 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-20-05, 10:14 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" Jeez - this all sounds so swanky! Why don't more helicopter pilots deliberately get themselves shot down & taken prisoner for this?!!!! ************************************ Neutiquam erro (I am not lost).   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-21-05, 03:48 AM (EST) 18. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" I'm actually headed to Iraq in a few days. I hope to get shot down, as it increases my chances of getting on TAR.   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-22-05, 09:18 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" To paraphrase Sgt. Esterhaus: Hey, be careful over there. I mean, I can certainly understand the attractiveness of a deal that lands you a noncommittal relationship with a vapid beauty queen, but you should have some concerns about what she let's the record show. ARRRRRRR!!!! Seriously, stay safe, Tu.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 10:17 AM (EST) 11. "Sorry..." ...would someone explain to me how getting the chance to associate with Kelly qualifies as a benefit?   Top

TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 12:46 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Sorry..." Awww, come on. They deserve each other.   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-05, 02:30 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Sorry..." Well, she is good with camels. Of course, it may just be an affinity with humps. That's all I can think of. SMILES ARE FREE yes, that was code.   Top

RatPat 48 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 04-20-05, 02:54 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" When she finally pushes him too far, he's got a rock-solid defense. IF they can even find the body.   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-05, 03:13 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" Even my 14-yo punk son looked at me like "Holey carp!! Did she really say that????" New from Sigs by Syren!! Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-   Top

tn_peachie 77 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 04-21-05, 03:24 AM (EST) 16. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" You can dump the beauty queen and date me instead.   Top

TARugh 159 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-21-05, 03:47 AM (EST) 17. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" You will get to bore your grandchildren about the story about getting shot down, get instant fame by having your face plastered on Al-Jazeera, and no matter what, you can handle anything. Even a beauty queen from South Carolina. (NOTE: I am from South Carolina. She does NOT represent the beauty which our state has produced.)   Top

bostonrobfan 490 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 04-22-05, 01:52 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" You get to tour the world and race other teams. Oh, did you mean being a POW in Iraq?   Top

globespinner 61 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 04-22-05, 03:02 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" 1. When you wake up screaming and pummeling the person in bed next to you, you can blame it on your POW experience. 2. Who doesn't love middle-eastern food? 3. You can say, "I could sure use a good Hummer" without getting a sexual harassment suit slapped on you. 4. You can hook up with a beauty queen who thinks that "all that fighting over Iraq" is a bunch of fuss over the markdowns at Walmart (get it, "fighting over a rack"). Okay, that one was weak...   Top

Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-22-05, 03:32 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Benefits of being a POW" No clever benefits to list (Spidey stole the show), but me heart Dabs. Femme i she be your girlfriend   Top

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