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"Drinking game for Romber's wedding"
LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings
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04-20-05, 00:59 AM (EST)
 
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"Drinking game for Romber's wedding" |
OK. You know you're going to watch it, even if you don't like them. So why not make the evening a bit more enjoyable with old Mr. Alcohol? Feel free to add rules as necessary, but here are the basics:If you see any former survivors in the audience, take one drink.
If Lex, Tom, Jerri or Lynn is there, take two drinks.
If Sarah is there, and she's sitting on the bride's side, take three drinks.
If you see Patricia or Peter, chug until they're off the screen.
If Rob says "holy canoli," take a drink.
If anyone besides Rob says "holy canoli," take two drinks.
If Amber says how lucky she was to find Rob, take a drink.
If Rob says how lucky Amber was to find him, take a drink.
If Rob says something that requires a subtitle, take a drink.
If Rob calls the wedding planner a "queer," have a mimosa.
If either Rob or Amber mention winning $1 million, have a sip of Cristal.
If Rob's brother is shown making a toast, drink whatever he's drinking.
If Amber worries about fitting into a wedding dress, drink a chocolate milkshake.
If there's any product placement, drink a mai tai with a can of Pringles on the side.
If Amber wears white, see if you can find some absinth.  Bow before the evil queen
These boards do not support the irresponsible drinking of alcohol. They demand it.
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-20-05, 01:29 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Drinking game for Romber's wedding" |
If fafaru is served at the reception, chug a bottle of fermented fish guts.If John, Tammy, Zzzoe, or the General are there, drink a shot of coconut rum. If meatball subs and Herbet River water are served at the reception, drink whatever's under the mystery cover. If anyone with a Yankees hat on sits on the groom's side, have two shots. If Rob neglects any final-"R"s in his vows, sip lightly, or you will be under the table shortly. 
Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COMPUTE'?
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