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"On Amber's Brain."
Buggy wanted something clever. I'll try my best.

What do you suppose is going on in Amber's head when she is asked to make decisions?

Give me your best speculation.

Personally?

I'm leaning towards "Flying Toasters"


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: On Amber's Brain. trudy 04-11-05 1
 RE: On Amber's Brain. Drive My Car 04-11-05 2
   RE: On Amber's Brain. J Slice 04-11-05 3
       RE: On Amber's Brain. zipperhead 04-11-05 19
       On Amber's Shirt silentJ 04-13-05 37
           RE: On Amber's Shirt J Slice 04-13-05 38
 RE: On Amber's Brain. Bebo 04-11-05 4
 RE: On Amber's Brain. nailbone 04-11-05 5
   RE: On Amber's Brain. J Slice 04-11-05 6
       RE: On Amber's Brain. nailbone 04-11-05 8
           Even pretend outrage IceCat 04-11-05 14
           RE: On Amber's Brain. zipperhead 04-11-05 20
               RE: On Amber's Brain. nailbone 04-11-05 23
                   Re: Nailbone and Amber newsomewayne 04-11-05 32
                       RE: Re: Nailbone and Amber nailbone 04-11-05 34
 RE: On Amber's Brain. Max Headroom 04-11-05 7
   RE: On Amber's Brain. J Slice 04-11-05 9
 RE: On Amber's Brain. TechNoir 04-11-05 10
 RE: On Amber's Brain. Femme 04-11-05 11
   RE: On Amber's Brain. J Slice 04-11-05 12
 RE: On Amber's Brain. true 04-11-05 13
   RE: On Amber's Brain. J Slice 04-11-05 28
 RE: On Amber's Brain. weltek 04-11-05 15
 RE: On Amber's Brain. KLinDC 04-11-05 16
 RE: On Amber's Brain. Surveysez 04-11-05 17
 RE: On Amber's Brain. dirob 04-11-05 18
 RE: On Amber's Brain. Bebo 04-11-05 21
   RE: On Amber's Brain. Surveysez 04-11-05 24
   RE: On Amber's Brain. thndrkttn 04-11-05 25
   RE: On Amber's Brain. J Slice 04-11-05 27
 RE: On Amber's Brain. mysticwolf 04-11-05 22
 RE: On Amber's Brain. CwazyWabbit 04-11-05 26
   RE: On Amber's Brain. seahorse 04-13-05 39
 RE: On Amber's Brain. LibraRising 04-11-05 29
   RE: On Amber's Brain. J Slice 04-11-05 30
       RE: On Amber's Brain. Bebo 04-11-05 31
           RE: On Amber's Brain. J Slice 04-11-05 33
               RE: On Amber's Brain. globespinner 04-11-05 35
 RE: On Amber's Brain. BriarRosie 04-11-05 36
 RE: On Amber's Brain. Dakota 04-14-05 40

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trudy 171 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-05, 09:39 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Those gray buzzing lines we used to get between channels on the TV.
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2. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
I'm sure she has very important things to think about.

Like if her hair is shiney enough on camera.


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3. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Or if the "a" on her shirt is spelled correctly.


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

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19. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
lol

"Maybe it's supposed to be in cursive? Rob likes it when I talk dirty" - Ambuh

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37. "On Amber's Shirt"
I like Amber's "a" shirt.

I'm just wondering when Rob will pull out his "ssholes" shirt.

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38. "RE: On Amber's Shirt"
Don't be silly.

That's not how you spell "Rob"


Well, I'm actually not sure. I asked Amber, and her flying toasters came up instead.

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4. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Mmmm...Pringles. I like Pringles.



"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."

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04-11-05, 10:54 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
*gasp* I can't believe... I just... Man!

Bagging on my beloved Amber like that! That's just rotten, is all.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

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6. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Ahem.

Bashers, hon.

Bashers.


You're just mad because the test-pattern playing in her head doesn't have you in place of the Indian.

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8. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Still. Amber? She's so sweet and cute and...stuff.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

Well, duh.
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14. "Even pretend outrage"
... is off topic.

Cool kids, please stop making fun of the new kids.

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20. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Actually, I'm bettin' that Amber is getting tired of the whole Boston accent and she wants to spend time with a fella who has a southern drawl.
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23. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Hmmmm...I'm likin' that idea....

'Course, the lovely Mrs. Nailbone might have a thing or two...or three...to say about that.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

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32. "Re: Nailbone and Amber"
The three things Mrs. Nailbone would have to say about that:

1. Divorce
2. Alimony
3. House payment w/no house.


Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005

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34. "RE: Re: Nailbone and Amber"
True. Amber's not officially on The List.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

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7. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Coattails, coattails, whose coattails can I ride on next??


"Twenty minutes into the future..."

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9. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
See, I wouldn't oppose to bringing back Jerri. At least she was kind of hot.


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

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10. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
I can't tell you without getting banned.


"The center of human nature is rooted in ten thousand ordinary acts of kindness that define our days." Stephen Jay Gould


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11. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
M-O-O-N spells moon!

Femme
i she be your girlfriend

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12. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Oooh!

Flying toaster!


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

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13. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Flying toasters, eh? I kinda picture gumballs. Little round gumballs in pastel colors. But, only half full.

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28. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
OOoohhh...

colors!

Rob's hat has colors on it.

...

My name is Amber!


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

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15. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-05 AT 12:47 PM (EST)

"OMG" *click* "I LOVE meatball subs!"

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16. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
I really don't like this helmet. I'm going to get helmet hair. Is Rob saying something to...is my shirt on tight enough?
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17. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
clickThinking
clickmake a decision
clickdecision - a choice between two things
click two things
clicktwo
clickRob and I are a couple. That's two.
clickI choose Rob
clickmy decision is Rob can pick
clickoohhhhh-flying toasters


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18. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
SFX: Scratchy sound of a phonograph needle being placed on an old vinyl record from the 50's.

"Dum deedum deedum deedum...Stand by your Man...Stand by your Man...(can't remember the rest of they lyrics), but stand by YOUR MAAAAAN...."

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21. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
A is for Amber.
M is for money.
B is for Boston.
R is for Rob.

B is for Boston.
R is for Rob.
K is for kick-ass trips. We've won some kick-ass trips.
I is for immunity. I hope I win immunity during the next leg.
C is for cute.
H is for happy. I'm so happy.

I have to keep my name when I get married. Rob's is too hard to spell. Too many vowels. I don't like vowels.

Let's see...

M is for married.
A is for Amber.
R is for Rob. Oh, that's cute. Maybe I will change my name.
I is for immunity. Oh, I really hope I win immunity.
A is for Amber. Hey, that's me again!
N is for...nope, this is too hard. I'm keeping my name.


"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."

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24. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
What was the E in Amber for? Evaporated?
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25. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
"Too many vowels. I don't like vowels."

I'm not a huge fan myself

Actually Supes asked me what happened to my vowels and I told him Vanna stole them all.

Keeping in line with bashing:

I think her head is filled with....waves of grain...Amber waves of grain, that is.

Lame. So sue me.

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27. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
::snert::

....

BAHAHAHAHA...

too many vowels.


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

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22. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Actually, I thought the look on her face was reminiscent of the look my Stepmother had right after she had surgery and interrupted our conversation mid-stream to say "Oooh, look at all the pretty colors on the wall..."
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26. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
*blink*

*wide-eyed stare*

Hey! I resemble these remarks!

*blink*



It's really just air...and whatever else Rob puts in there.

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39. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
That's my girl


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29. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
A hamster wheel? Actually, I keep picturing that scene from The Simpsons, where we see inside Homer's brain, and there are two monkeys picking bugs off each other.

BTW, James Earl Jones and Leslie Uggams are currently starring in a revival of "On Amber's Brain.

Bow before the evil queen
How dare you insects come after ME!

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30. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Not a 1930's cartoon? Heh... Homer's brain.

Think a q-tip might give her a lobotomy?


Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

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31. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
But what does her brain smell like?


"If there was ever a time you wanted permission to run over a clown . . . ."

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33. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
Sam Walton?


Oh dear. That was stupid.

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35. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
What she hears: "Blah blah blah Ambuh blah blah blah?"

What she thinks: "I know I heard my name and we're not having sex, so I think I'm supposed to say something but I don't know what..."

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36. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
My first theory:

"Ooh! Small shiny object!"

My second theory:

"Ok. Lemme get this straight. A fried egg means my brain is on drugs.
What is my brain on if it becomes a duck fetus...?"



I'm sick and twisted.

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40. "RE: On Amber's Brain."
At the All Star Survivor reunion show, Ambah told us how supportive Rob was of everything she does. Hmmmmmm
But she did make at least one smart decision in her life. She hooked up with Rob. That got her the million, got her on TAR, got her some magazine covers and hosting a TV Guide special . . . Oh, come to think of it, hooking up with Rob was Rob's idea.

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