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"BBWhatIf?: Week 2"
Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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05-15-06, 10:07 AM (EST)
 
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3. "RE: BBWhatIf?: Week 2" |
HOH - Nakomis who has come up with a brilliant 10 finger plan
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James - who unfortunately tells everyone in listening distance Nakomis's plan just for sh|ts and giggles.In brilliant strategy James nominates Howie and Janelle - WTF
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Nakomis nominates Amy because Amy doesn't understand any strategy and is often drunk and Nicole because she makes a nasty remark about Nakomis' new blue hair and refuses to pinky swear. 
Heaven on Earth! That’s me lying on the beach *giggle*
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05-15-06, 05:57 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: BBWhatIf?: Week 2" |
HOH: Janelle & GoodWill
Nominees: Bunky, Erika, Nicole, Jack
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05-16-06, 08:13 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: BBWhatIf?: Week 2" |
HOHKaysar & MarvinKeyCeremony/Nominees Marcellas, Bunky, James, & EvilWill 
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05-17-06, 05:58 AM (EST)
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19. "Wk 2: HOH results / POV Entry" |
HOH:
Having to sit out the challenge was quite difficult for both Kaysar and EvilWill. In fact, on his attempt to race to the backyard for the HOH challenge, Kaysar ran into the sliding glass door. Big nose first. He'll be wearing a bandage for a couple of weeks.
The trivia "challenge" although not "weighed" was definitely geared for those who were sluts. James, Janelle, Marvin and Marcellas were obviously the biggest whores in the house so it comes as no suprise that Nakomis, Bunky, Nicole and Danielle were out the first round.
The question? "Bukake. Verb or Noun?" (See what I mean? Slanted for sure.)
Next round was Jack, Howie, Erika and Jee's demise. (Question? "Pig bottom or Pig top?")
The real stumper of the evening, which ended up throwing out GoodWill, Bunky, Janelle, Marvin and Amy was...("Good price on Pearl necklaces? More than 40 bucks or less?")When it finally ended, James & Marcellas got crowned victorious and share the HOH title.
(As winners, both James and Marcellas get a lifetime supply of condoms. Courtesy of Trojan.) Key Ceremony:
After some dilberation, the Key Ceremony begins with the pulling of Nakomis' key.
Nakomis: "Thanks guys ... Jee"
Jee: "Kaysar"
Kaysar: "Erika"
Erika: "GoodWill"
GoodWill: "Howie"
Howie: "Nellybabey...Janelle ...y belly."
Janelle: "Oh Howie...Jack"
Jack: "Danielle"
Danielle: "Marvin" James: As you can see we've chosen Nicole, Amy, EvilWill and Bunky as our nominees. (EvilWill raises an eyebrow.)
Marcellas: Nicole...Sorry honey, but you disgust me. You gotta go.
James: Bunky, You don't disgust me but you disgust a lot of other people in the house. Sorry.
Marcellas: EvilWill, you also disgust me. BigTime! Buh-bye!
James: Amy, All I can say is, I hear the dairy calling.
Now it's time for you 6 to play the Power of Veto Challenge.
It's all about gorging on gross food items. Whichever team gets the largest amount of "food" down their gullets before the timer goes off will win the Power of Veto. And possibly the chance to get themselves off of the eviction block.
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POV challenge: (1 Team)
Pick 1 team to win the POV challenge. POV Ceremony
Wanna change the nominations?
If you want to, you can replace a team with any two other houseguests. Of course that will all depend upon which team wins.
HOH's:
Team Blue
* James * Marcellas *
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Nominee's:
Team Red:
* Amy * EvilWill *
*  *  * Team Yellow:
* Bunky * Nicole *
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Pick one team to win the POV Challenge.
If you pick Team Red or Team Yellow as winners of the POV you will also need to nominate 2 other people to replace them on the eviction block.
If you pick Team Blue you can choose to switch a team for two other houseguests, just to stir things up.
OR you can choose to leave your nominations the same.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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05-17-06, 03:25 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Wk 2: HOH results / POV Entry" |
Blue wins and the noms stay.
Heaven on Earth! That’s me lying on the beach *giggle*
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05-17-06, 07:46 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Wk 2: HOH results / POV Entry" |
Let's see: In blue:James who could probably eat anything teamed with Marcellas who might eat gourmet food....In yellow: Bunky and Nicole???? I don't remember much about these two, but I don't like their chances..... Finally in red: Amy who has a cheese fetish, and since some of those are gross she *should* have an advantage, and EvilWill, who I believe was in the house when the Gross Food stunts were truly a reality TV tradition..... I choose Amy and EvilWill!!!!!They force Jack and Janelle to be nominated in their place! 
A gift from Cygnus!
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05-17-06, 08:40 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: BBWhatIf?: Week 2" |
HOH- Nakomis and JanelleEviction:
Nicole
Marcellas
Amy
Danielle 
What?
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05-19-06, 05:42 AM (EST)
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37. "Wk2: POV Results / Time to vote!" |
POV Challenge:
As promised the gross-food challenge was indeed gross, quite remarkaby disturbing and downright vomitous by proxy.
If you'd rather skip the details, then glide over the next paragraph.The challenge is set up on 3 tables. 1 per team. Tables full to the point of overflow, with all sorts of "exotic" delicacies. (I recognize a pig head, some large orb-like gelatinous masses and what looks like slabs of paving tar. The rest is in varying shapes, sizes and colors and resembles nothing even remotely familiar.)
Nicole makes a small wimpering sound and looks briefly at her team-mate. Bunky shakes his head in reply and starts to cry.
Just then the starting bell rings. James and Marcellas have already promised EvilWill that he and Amy are being used as pawns.
Amy, it seems, has forgotten about this deal and dives head first into her teams table of grossities. EvilWill does his best impression of someone who cares about the results of this challenge and pretends to lick the exterior of the pile of "food". Actually coaxing a couple of baked bugs into his mouth. As they taste similar to popcornchicken, he continues to search for more. Bunky, in between bouts of sobbing, manages to get down 2 huge greyish colored "OstrichEggs?" (I think). Nicole helps a bit by taking a bite, swallowing, vomiting and then taking another bite, swallowing, vomiting and so on. Her bucket is getting full though. James and Marcellas's strategy seems to be, eat only the red food items. Which at this moment seems to be an enormous pile of marashino cherries. (Not really red anymore, nor even considered food, but you get the idea.)
Amy continues going strong. Her partner, EvilWill, is slowing down a bit. He then gets an idea. He has Amy stop eating for a second and sits her down at one end of the table. He inserts one corner of the table in her mouth then stretchs her enormously gapping maw around the other corner. With the end of the table firmly planted into her jaws, EvilWill lifts up the other end of the table and "forcibly coaxes" the food down Amy's cheese-scented esophagus.
After just a few seconds (and a total of three swallows) most all of Team Blue's food-stuffs are gone. EvilWill lets loose of the table and a scream of joyously defiant self-servitude. Whilst screaming, a small chunk of GiantHissingCockroach arcs towards his partners face. Amy loosens the table from her lips, dives towards and gulps down the flying bit, like a champion frisbee-catching dog. She doesn't stop there...she runs to each of the other tables and starts to eat their foodstuffs as well. Realizing that this may effect their win, EvillWill attempts to entice her away from the competitions tables by claiming that the astroturf is made of fine aged goats milk cheese. Amy falls for it and starts to chew and swallow the entire backyard. With 10 seconds still to go on the clock, Marcellas, and James have stopped eating entirely, Marcellas staring in shock at AMY's appetite, retreats with James and EvilWill into the mini-pool for safety. Meanwhile, Bunky and Nicole attempt to replicate the winningest strategy by trying to fit their table into each others mouth. Strangely enough, neither of their mouths are big enough. I know, Weird. However, Amy has now finished the entire backyard of faux-sod and is turning her attention on her fellow houseguests. "Chocolate PeePee!" she screams. Sending Marvin, Marcellas and Danielle running towards the diary-room. Amy runs after them, but the bell sounds ending the challenge and Amy suddenly wakes from her feeding frenzy/gross-food daze.
Needless to say, Amy and EvillWill Win the POV challenge. POV Ceremony:
EvilWill: Amy and I have won the POV challenge! We are not gonna mess with anyone, knowing that we are pretty much just pawns this round. So instead of not using the POV for good, we decide to use it for Evil!
James: Well, that's interesting...
Marcellas: I'll say. Well allright, since you're forcing my well-manicured hand to play my cards then I choose Jee as a replacement.
James: And I choose Danielle.
WhatIf? players to the DiaryRoom, please.
It's now time to place your votes for eviction.
Go to the diary room and make your choices.It's up to you, Choose 2 Houseguests (from the following 4) for eviction.
Nominee's:
* Bunky * * Danielle * * Jee * * * Nicole *
* * * * * And if you feel like it, you can also add in a "video" message for any or all of the potential evictees. Feel free to be snarky.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 08:46 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: Wk2: POV Results / Time to vote!" |
Since I need my eye candy I am making a big plea to all to keep Jee in the game. I promise everyone one day of silence from me and my insane rantings. Pleeeeaaaassseee.Bunky and Nicole I hardly knew you. I don't want to know you. I waaaannnntttt my Jee! Bye bye. 
Kaysar Kaysar Kaysar!!
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05-19-06, 08:46 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: Wk2: POV Results / Time to vote!" |
Evict Bunky and Nicole
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05-20-06, 03:29 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Wk2: POV Results / Time to vote!" |
I vote to evict Bunky and Nicole.
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05-21-06, 02:21 AM (EST)
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54. "RE: Wk2: POV Results / Time to vote!" |
I vote to evict Danielle and Nicole
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05-20-06, 01:29 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: BBWhatIf?: Week 2" |
Evict - Bunky and Nicole
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