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"TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK SIX"
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"TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK SIX" |
TARGAY Journal, Week Six
By Larry JohnsonBy popular request, this is my SHORT weekly column on The Amazing Race, reminiscent of my critically-lauded series entitled Gay Survivor Journal. It will be posted here every Thursday, and is a Basherboard exclusive! FASHION CITATION
This week’s citation goes to Ken and Gerard, for a truly un-Diva-like moment. As they dug for clues in the sand, Gerard assumed a dog-like pose and flung dirt between his legs, as Gerard shouted “Go, Fido, go!” (Strangely, this reminded me of a scene from a really kinky porno I saw once. But that’s another story.) ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT OF THE WEEK
Ian and Teri rose to obnoxious new heights this week. Early in the show, Ian reprimanded Teri: “Don’t berate me!” And yet, while he can’t take it, he certainly appears to be able to dish it out to his partner/slave. Defining their Master/Dog relationship was this simple interaction: (Ian, to Teri, as he pointed at the ground.) “Teri! Come!” (Perhaps Ian should team up with doggy Ken?) LOOK OF THE WEEK
Jill wins Diva points this week (in an outfit you might expect to find on J. Lo or Madonna) with black racing-striped track pants, topped by a white string-tie tank. Completing the ‘casual elegance’ look were her tres stylish Gucci sunglasses, and lips so shiny you could see yourself in them. She may have been on the run, but you never saw her sweat… and her lip gloss stayed shiny for hours! You go girl! CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE QUOTE OF THE WEEK
As Ian won the fast-forward, he toasted to the obviously Muslim carpet-salesman: “L’Chaim!”
CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE OBSERVATION OF THE WEEK
Okay, maybe I’m going crazy, but this week I SWEAR the Traditionally-Attired Moroccan man actually WAS Adam Sandler. QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Flo, after commenting about what a b!tch she has been to Zack so far, had this to say about their experience: “It’s definitely been like one really long stressful dirty date.” (I wonder if Zach would describe it in such loving terms.) DIVA OF THE WEEK
This weeks Diva is Flo, who shook her ass to sell snails at the Glacier Café. (If you have this on tape, for a laugh, take a look at the astonished locals pointing at her in horror.) Any Diva knows that Sex Sells! (Advice to Derek: Man, you can’t sell snails to save your life! Next time, try taking off your shirt. Now THAT would draw a crowd.)
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11-15-02, 00:01 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK SIX" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-15-02 AT 00:17 AM (EST)FUNNY! =P if my memory serves me right, derek looked sooooo helpless when trying to sell those bowls. =(
i didn't notice, but im not surprized about "the astonished locals pointing at her in horror". first of all, in that country ladies were treated low. noticed that some ladies had black covers on their face? they had to hold it up to eat their snails. and now we have this lady standing on a chair showing how well she can shake her ass.
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11-15-02, 09:18 AM (EST)
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Funny stuff.
Lots of very disrespectfull behavior(ugly Americans)in this episode...
How about when the brothers alliance had to tell guns and hoses to stop running in the Temple.....
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