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"The Ashlee Simpson Show"
Pepito 587 desperate attention whore postings
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07-26-04, 03:55 PM (EST)
 
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"The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-26-04 AT 09:49 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 07-26-04 AT 09:49 PM (EST) 1. Sign big record deal with major record company (Geffen Records). This record label has obviously agreed to spend time and bucks on the recording process, witness all the hired help, musicians, even classical musicians (and that's BIG money..) on a debut cd. 2. Spend time with professional songwriters who are being paid by someone other than you to write songs for you. Ashlee suggests the topic -- after all, all teen input is crucial to this pop cd -- and approves the final song. The writers and Ashlee get song writing credit. 3. Bored? Need a break from all this hard work? A nice vacation to New York City, a nice stay at a swanky hotel. The adult professional songwriters just fawn all over her every whim. Hope the record company is paying them well. 4. Record some demo tracks. Producers and songwriters stand by and show support. Try to get yourself the songs with the correct lyrics, and in tune, if possible. 5. The record stinks. But it's not Ashlee's fault, of course. Ashlee gets assigned to a new Producer, new songwriters, and a professional song doctor to make sure everything is half way decent this time. 7. Ashlee records again. With an enlarged support ensemble this time. 8. Ashlee gets booked to perform a live concert. On what basis did the club book her? No audition, no video. She has absolutely NO stage experience. I guess on the word of the record company only. Ashlee is publicised as a star appearance. Tickets are sold. 9. Ashlee puts a band together. A pre-screened group of experienced, professional musicians audition for Ashlee. Ashlee spends a short afternoon looking, and picks the cutest ones to be her band. Voila! A band. And Ashlee even has time to spend making out with her "friend", so the day is not a total waste. 10. Ashlee voice gets hoarse. A doctor recommends voice lessons... 11. Ashlee does her performance. She is congratulated and treated like a star. She is still considering taking singing lessons, but has not committed yet. Whew!! Is this how all the greatest music acts got their start? Or is this how record company-generated, sell a few cds to the teenyboppers and then drop the artist when their fans outgrow them (2-3 yrs) artists are created? Ashlee's a kid, and so self-centered she doesn't know any better, doesn't realise that many have walked that path before her, but her old man manager show know better. Why is pushing so soon into something so pre-packaged? Wouldn't he prefer a solid, talent-based, long-standing career for his little angel? Ashlee mentions in interviews many times that she doesn't want to be known as JESSICA SIMPSON's sister, loves JESSICA SIMPSON, her SISTER, wants to have a different career as JESSICA SIMPSON, etc. Oh yeah, did I mention that Ashlee is Jessica Simpson's sister? As you can probably guess, I think her cd s**ks, but then, I am not the demographic market to which this cd is aimed, so I am not a good judge here. The video to "Pieces of Me" is horrendous. She dyed her hair darkest brown suddenly, and I saw a video that keeps showing different clips intersperced -- sometimes she blonde, sometimes she has dark hair -- it confuses even me and I've been watching the show and know that she dyed her hair. (BTW, She dyed her hair because she wants to be different than her sister, JESSICA SIMPSON...) Ugh! It's awful. She's a cute enough young girl, but not a raving beauty that I would see as a role model for looks or style or anything. Most of her attractiveness is because of her youthfullness. In 10 years she will be, well, ordinary. Ashlee's singing talent is minimal. She sounds like a typical singing along with the car radio. No particular or noticable talent that sets her apart from the rest. If she auditioned for American Idol, I don't think she would make it past the first try outs. 'Nuff said. This is my unoffical summary of the Ashlee Simpson show. There may be a few episodes left, haven't been keeping track of how many there are. It's amazing how powerful and controlling the record labels are, when they want to be.
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reversehalo 300 desperate attention whore postings
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07-27-04, 12:42 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
What really irritates me is that she can't sing a song completey through. She will abruptly stop during a song and throw a whiney fit about how it sounds horrible. The hair dye job is really bad. With all the Simpson's $$ why didn't she have it professionaly done? She is quite immature and lame. MTV will force her down our throats and try and convince us that her music is great just like they did with Jessica.
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Pepito 587 desperate attention whore postings
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07-29-04, 09:23 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
I agree, the dye job is really bad, but when everyone around her (including her parents) are telling her it looks great, not even the record label comments on it, how is she to know otherwise?She is spoiled and demanding, and exhibitionistic too, but this is very much the fault of those who raised her, manage her, and tolerate her and/or encourage her. It just doesn't seem that anybody is looking out for Ashlee's developement as a person. Yeah, she can't do housework -- what's Mommmy been doing with her her first 18 years? Never had any chores around the house? Who's fault is that? Yet, the parents agree that she can buy herself her own condo at 18, knowing that she doesn't know jack about housekeeping or running a household... Things may be OK for Ashlee right now, but something about her, I don't want to think about her life will be like when she's say, 40 or more. Much more demanding, and any charm that she had is long gone.
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KittenHerman 36 desperate attention whore postings
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02-01-05, 10:34 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
ASHLEE SIMPSON SUCKS!!!
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reversehalo 300 desperate attention whore postings
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07-29-04, 04:45 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
I don't much care for the Simpson parents. They really did a poor job of preparing those girls for the real world. Both Jessica and Ashlee are complete pigs. Why wouldn't you teach your kids how to clean and do laundry? Their mom is always BSing about Jessica being a big star since she was 14 and that's why she never learned to clean up. Give me a break. I think their parents are complete DAWS who keep thier daughters in a needy state just so they can get in on the limelight.
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rileybbfan 53 desperate attention whore postings
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08-03-04, 01:45 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Season Finale" |
Oh no, now who will we watch whine and complain on MTV?
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reversehalo 300 desperate attention whore postings
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08-03-04, 02:00 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Season Finale" |
I don't know what MTV has lined up. Funny how I used to watch MTV for the videos but since today's music is so suck a$$ I only watch for the reality shows. And it's funny how I blame MTV for today's music for being suck a$$.
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MaryK 6 desperate attention whore postings
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08-21-04, 03:59 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Season Finale" |
Now we know why Ryan agreed to be Ashlee's boyfriend when she accosted him on his video. He ended up in Jessica's super star show.
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xowetnwildcutiex 1 desperate attention whore postings
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01-29-05, 02:36 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
Hey does anyone know what Desighner made those Green boots she bought on one of the newer shows??
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Pepito 587 desperate attention whore postings
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03-15-05, 10:42 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
Those green moon boots are by Marc Anthony. Ashlee included them in her auction package of items for auction for a Tsunami Relief organisation in February.
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Shorty2525 3 desperate attention whore postings
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02-01-05, 04:30 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRAZY!!! Ashlee has a great voice. She has sold more records than her sister Jessica. Personally I think Jessica is a good singer, but its a lot of screaming (in her songs). I love Ashlees style of music, its great! You can totally tell she DOES NOT LIP SYNCH her songs. You can HEAR her REAL voice in EVERY SONG. So what if she lip sang on SNL!!!! EVERYONE does it one time and another if they have throat/vocal problems. Look at Britney Spears or Cher!! I also think her brown hair looks great, which SHE did herself. Maybe a little lighter shade of brown would be better so its not so dark. Even then it looks great the way it is. So please give me (And Ashlee) a break!! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK ASHLEE!
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Smooth23 1244 desperate attention whore postings
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02-01-05, 05:50 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
Firstly, Ashlee has no singing voice at all. She can't even make warm up chords sound good, and thats like singing 101.
If you think all Jessica's song's are screaming then you haven't heard any of her music have you? Its more of a softish rock or something so by definition isn't screaming.Lip syncing is one thing, lying about it then going and totally screwing up like at the orange bowl just makes her look like the retard she is. As for the dye job, thats just retarded looking(which is great, because she is one). With all of her families money she couldn't have gone to a salon and spent a hundred bucks and have it done so it looks right? And don't come in here expecting posters to say nice things about people who subject themselves to 'reality' tv. Bashing
these twits is half the fun of comming here. 
All that being said, given the chance I would definatly take a ride on ashlee.
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Shorty2525 3 desperate attention whore postings
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02-01-05, 06:45 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-01-05 AT 06:46 PM (EST)I know that Ashlee is NO Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston. But I believe she has a decent pop voice. Jessica does have a good voice is some songs, but she yells so damn much it gives me a headache....and boy what an airhead she is. I rather listen to Britney Spears and I dont care much for her either. I didnt see the orange bowl so I cant judge, I just heard she got booed from the crowd. If she lip synched at that, then shes stupid. Yes she probably could have afforded to get her hair done. But even if she spent $500 at a salon it could have came out the same way. Dark brown doesnt exactly take much talent to die. Anyone can do it. Highlights is another story. I DONT however like her hair cut, THAT is horrible, she needs a new haircut BADLY. I dont know what that girls bangs are doing.
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Shorty2525 3 desperate attention whore postings
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02-01-05, 09:19 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: The Ashlee Simpson Show" |
WOW! That was a horrible performance. She deserved to get booed for that. Good thing she's seeing a vocal coach. She sounds better in the studio, then live
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Pepito 587 desperate attention whore postings
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03-15-05, 10:48 PM (EST)
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27. "Ashlee on SNL" |
I didn't even think that there would be a second season of this, but it appears that the main purpose of this second time around is to rehabilitate Ashlee after her SNL debacle, and to continue to try to sell more of her CD's to her young fans.Yeah, it certainly does seem that all of her confessionals after all of the filming was done. They were probably added then, as part of the rehabilitation process for Ashlee's career. Ryan is always trying to get away for Ashlee. He obviously not happy, but Ashlee is so controlling, and her old man is his manager, that he can't get away. End result: a relationship that is dying a slow death.... Trust me, it wasn't meant to be, kids! Ryan can do better, and Ashlee needs to learn to be alone. For a while.
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Pepito 587 desperate attention whore postings
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03-22-05, 01:07 PM (EST)
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28. "Ashlee's Mom" |
So what's up with Ashlee's mom? She's got to be loaded with dough, yet she always looks like she just finished cleaning her house. She's got the requisite cute lap dog accessory who always looks freshly groomed, yet she herself (whatever her name is..) always has uncombed hair and dumpy clothes. I can't figure her out. She seems really weird..
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