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Gina99 76 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 03-11-05, 08:47 PM (EST) "Phrases I would learn in various languages" If I were headed to the amazing race, I think I would learn some phrases in as many languages as possible; Please and thank you Help Faster! Is this the way to.... Do you hate just me or all Americans? No, I am not affiliated with Jonathan and Victoria I am in a race, so will you endanger your life for me? Do you choose to live in poverty? (no, never mind....)   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... momotoo 03-12-05 1    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... Cygnus X1 03-13-05 3  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... TeamJoisey 03-12-05 2    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... Seana 03-15-05 5        RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... Cygnus X1 03-15-05 6    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... okaychatt 04-02-05 18  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... tvgeek401 03-14-05 4    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... kvasir79 04-01-05 16  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... Estee 03-15-05 7    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... ginger 03-15-05 8  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... Devious Weasel 03-15-05 9  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... weltek 03-15-05 10    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... Gina99 03-16-05 11    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... okaychatt 04-02-05 19  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... Urban_Kitten 03-16-05 12    RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... skye 03-16-05 13        RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... Urban_Kitten 03-16-05 14  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... J Slice 03-16-05 15  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... TerriBlue 04-01-05 17  RE: Phrases I would learn in vario... okaychatt 04-02-05 20

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momotoo 16 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 03-12-05, 04:44 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" How about... Do you NOT speak English ? Overtake that speeding bus ! What are you people laughing at ? We're in a race and we came in last during the last leg and we've been stripped of all our cash and now we need $$ for this new leg, could you kindly help us by giving us some money, any amount will suffice ? (kudos to whoever who can master this in at least 3 other languages !! but then again, they always seemed to get help from English-speaking tourists instead of the locals) and finally, My ox is broken, I SWEAR !   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-13-05, 08:54 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" I like whoever posted for SeeBeeSss' Ep. 1 "Photo Finsh" caption competition featuring Uchenna, "My llama is broken!" Welcome to the boards. And guess who's in this week's?   Top

TeamJoisey 3556 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-12-05, 02:19 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" How about: We've run out of money. Would you like to sleep with my sister? I'm lost. Can you lead me to Phil? Never mind, can you just carry me? Why does your country smell so bad? And Run them over, just run them over.   Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-05, 09:22 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" >Why does your country smell so bad? OK, this very nearly made me spit out my coffee. Thanks *coughchokehack* a lot.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-05, 11:36 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" And I'm *snerk*ing at your juxtaposition of The Rock with Phil. Imagine if he were the host for a season? "A Detour is a choice between two . . . aw, hell, you know that." I reckon people would learn English pretty quickly if they saw him coming! Can't you tell what the Roadblock is cooking?!   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-02-05, 11:21 AM (EST) 18. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" <Run them over, just run them over. Ok, so do you have any Windex to clean the latte splatter off my monitor? Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   Top

tvgeek401 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 03-14-05, 00:21 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" How 'bout 'stop that man! he stole my money!' That way I could just get all of the other contestants' money. I'd make a shirt that says "do you speak english?" in many languages. Then I could just point to the shirt. Handcrafted by RollDdice ignore this space. ignore, ignore, ignore this spaceIcecat is da bomb!   Top

kvasir79 48 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 04-01-05, 02:47 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" well the contestants would have to figure out what language is spoken in what country.... oooo wait.. that could be a Road Block or Detour all by itself!!   Top

Estee 54630 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-05, 12:50 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" 'What are the hours of operation?' 'If you help me, I can get you on American TV.' 'I don't know where the short one is.' 'Did you see a man in a baseball cap come this way while carrying all our backpacks?' 'CBS will pay a lot of money for my safe return.' 'Chip sent me.' 'I have enjoyed two pounds of your fine native cuisine and now I must die.'   Top

ginger 22511 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-05, 04:09 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" The phrase that I have found the most useful over thirty years of travel: Where is the WC/ladies' room/restroom/toilet/bathroom? I would also learn "please" and "thank you". As well as "I'm lost. Can you help me?"   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-05, 05:11 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" No, I’m not American. I’m, I’m, uh, Canadian. Yeah. That’s it. Canadian. What lovely children you have - may I rent one as my guide? No really. I swear I’m not American. Have you seen an ugly yellow box on a pole? How many times do I have to tell you I’m not American?   Top

weltek 16933 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-05, 05:20 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" Have you seen an guy with man-boobs wearing a sweater? I didn't vote for Bush. Can you help me?   Top

Gina99 76 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 03-16-05, 01:24 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" 'I didn't vote for Bush. Can you help me?' Ha! Love it.   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-02-05, 11:25 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" < didn't vote for Bush. Can you help me? That would definitely get you a chauffeured limo and personal guide, with bottled water and good food for the duration of your stay. HA! Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   Top

Urban_Kitten 170 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-16-05, 09:17 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" If you're Rob then you must learn, "Will you drive there so we can follow you?" ************************************ Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui. (Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.)   Top

skye 2261 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 03-16-05, 09:53 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" French: Volonté que vous conduisez là ainsi nous pouvons vous suivre? German: Wille, den Sie dort fahren, also können wir Ihnen folgen? En Espanol: ?Voluntad que usted conduce allí así que podemos seguirle? (Just being my usual helpful self. ) A SigGoddess Syren Original   Top

Urban_Kitten 170 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-16-05, 01:24 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" Merci. Danke. Gracias. ************************************ Neutiquam erro (I am not lost).   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-16-05, 01:28 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" "Please help! We've escaped from an institution and need directions to X. Yes, yes, the fanny packs are part of the uniform." "Drive fast, and I'll award you the equivalent of 6 pennies and an empty styrofoam cup!" "Have you seen an asshat in a Red Sox cap?" If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!   Top

TerriBlue 147 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-01-05, 04:56 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" Don't forget the crucial one: "He has three testicles"   Top

okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-02-05, 11:30 AM (EST) 20. "RE: Phrases I would learn in various languages" "Please take us to the train station." This would eliminate the embarrassing "Choooo chooooos". At least try singing, "Chattanooga Choo Choo" for variety. It won't help, but it would be a change. "Please take us to the airport." This would eliminate the "Airport, airport" mantra the teams chant to cab drivers that don't speak English. Note: loud repetition of an English word does NOT help someone one understand what you're saying. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.   Top

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