Unlike most of the challenges where we try to reach below the unreachable, this one is a two-player (or more) game. The first person names a song that could not possibly be about someone's dead wife. The next one-to-? comes along and explains why this is actually a song about someone's dead wife.

Here's some examples from last night's Bar session to give you the idea.

Song: She-Bop
Death: Because she used to bop. And now she can`t bop any more. Because she`s dead.

Song: The Streak
Death: She had a very long streak of `days spent alive`. That streak was broken and they can`t start a new one. Because she`s dead.

Song: Staying Alive
Death: No softballs, please.

Song: My Wife And My Dead Wife
Death: All of us after Danny performs it next week.

You've got the idea -- so play the game! Put your song in the title of your post, and see if you're the one who makes the undeathable choice -- or manages to wreck someone else's.

The DeadWife Challenge. Because it had to be done. And because we're a bashing board, @#$% it.

Yes, this does mean that at the very least, I think someone's telling him to do this every possible week.