Thanks for the laughs!!
I've never seen congress but the "Assemblée Nationale" can also be a riot.
"Sociopaths tend to go off on their own when things get boring."
Ok, that explains why they couldn't find any sociopaths: They all read the script, knew it would be boring and went off on their own.
(Wish Brian had went off on his own during Thailand.)
"The script is full of holes."
"As long as the town doesn't have one in the center. A hole with a big stone cork stuck in it."
You know that I enjoyed the ending of Lost! I don't think this will even come close.