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"any andy ##### fans?"
MollyTV 480 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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06-06-04, 11:29 PM (EST)
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"any andy ##### fans?" |
well he is going to be the "donald trump" of his own reality show called "the assistant"...a take-off on you guessed it... the apprentice. this will be shown on MTV. not sure what day yet but i think soon.i personally can't wait. i think he is hilarious from way back. the ben stiller show and the skit where he was a bomb detonator(sp) is about the funniest thing. mollytv
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-07-04, 03:33 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: any andy ##### fans?" |
Assistant to what?
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-04, 01:34 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 07-13-04 AT 01:34 AM (EST)The Andy may have a winner here. I caught the first episode tonight and it was pretty good. http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/assistant/series.jhtml So far I'm rooting for Stefani, she/he seems perfect for The Andy if you ask me. SMILES ARE FREE
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-13-04, 04:45 PM (EST)
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http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/assistant/personality.jhtml?personalityId=504Colin Age: 19 From: The love shack Louisiana Sign: No shoes, no shirt… Mood: Sexy Stefani Age: 22 From: The love shack California Sign: Slippery when wet Mood: Saucy Ebony Age: 22 From: A hole in the wall nowhere Sign: Aquarius Mood: Groovy Tanika From: My home Illinois Sign: Aries Mood: Playful Mykell Age: 20 From: My crib California Sign: Virgo Mood: Kickin' it Anna Age: 21 From: An undisclosed location Georgia Sign: Sagittarius Mood: Happy Nikeda (second boot) Age: 20 From: The 'hood Pennsylvania Sign: Aquarius Mood: Spaced out Mark Age: 23 From: My mansion California Sign: Cancer Andrew (first boot) Age: 18 From: My Mom's basement Sign: Scorpio Melissa Age: 21 From: An undisclosed location Georgia Sign: Aries Mood: Playful Jeff Age: 24 From: A padded room California Sign: Aries Mood: Kickin' it Sarah Age: 22 From: An undisclosed location California Sign: Gemini Mood: Flirty
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-14-04, 00:54 AM (EST)
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http://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/12/arts/television/12HEFF.htmlLike Andy Dick himself, "The Assistant" is by turns annoying, miserable and tolerable. It's not good, though. Advertised as a parody of reality television, "The Assistant," which begins its eight-episode run tonight on MTV, is pleased nearly to delirium by the concept. This is hard to understand. Sure, the network has persuaded a group of opportunists to audition to work for Mr. Dick, the dimpled prig from "News Radio." Mr. Dick hazes the applicants, and finally chooses a winner. But where's the gag? This is just what Donald Trump did on "The Apprentice." And "The Assistant" contains far less subterfuge than grueling bluffs like "Joe Schmo," "Average Joe," "Joe Millionaire," "My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiancé," "The Ali G Show" and "For Love or Money." What is meant to distinguish "The Assistant," apparently, is Mr. Dick's irritating persona, which throughout history has been funny sometimes. Sampling from Carson Kressley, David Spade and Martin Short's Jiminy Glick, Mr. Dick plays himself as a swishy petty tyrant, a Hollywood knob whose showpiece house recalls the mansion of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson as well as the chateaus of the Loire Valley. On tonight's episode Mr. Dick tells a contestant: "You rubbed me the wrong way, but I rub people the wrong way. Look where it got me." None of the 12 contestants seem particularly ingenuous. Most in their early 20's, they take the reality format in stride. (They were children when MTV's "Real World" first came out.) Each is introduced as an aspiring Hollywood something or other: publicist, producer, agent. Some of them appear to be on the show as a joke; others claim to want to win. (A wardrobe, car and job are the stated prizes.) When Mr. Dick shows them the army cots in his garage that will serve as their beds, they're good sports. In individual interviews — when contestants "confessionalize," as some reality fans call it — the aspiring assistants express passing perplexity about the show's lack of regulations, but they're not angry. Well, I'm still not a Mr. Dick fan, but I did enjoy The Andy.
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Shannon022 93 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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07-16-04, 11:00 AM (EST)
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This show will be intresting. I caught a bit of it, Andy is one unique person so Im sure he will make the show intresting.
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toddE 1433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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07-20-04, 05:52 PM (EST)
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I love this show, and my reality junkie co workers do, too. It's hilarious!I remember reading an article dealing with all of Andy's issues--at the time he was married, yet promiscuously bi, and having substance problems, etc. I didn't like his personality. But he's just so friggin' funny. The Andy D!ck show was a gut buster--ever see Daphne Aguilera? Or his "Scared Straight" parody? "Teach my cat to sit on your shoulder" etc. LOVE IT!!
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-20-04, 08:22 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: any andy ##### fans?" |
Rats, I missed an episode, why didn't someone remind me to watch it!
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