If you found Landru’s most respectable version of the finale a little lengthy, here’s a shorter one (last leg only):
Kris. Jon. Xi’an. Hotel business center. Closed. Travel agency. English? Nope. Freddy. Kendra. Business center. Open. Plane tickets. Hawaii. Kris. Jon. Back to business center. Tickets. Next flight. Mary Adam. Rebecker. Business center. Sometime in June. Tickets.
Japan. Freddy. Kendra. Faster flight? Yes. Board it? Nope. No meals. Kendra. Weepy. Sick child. Nice try. Kris. Jon. Same question. Same result. No melodrama. Mary Adam. Rebecker. Same question. Same result. Mary Adam. Shames agent. Doesn’t work.
Hawaii. Freddy. Kendra. Drive. Freddy. Can’t pronounce place. Detour. Outrigger. Splash each other. Kris. Jon. Drive. Outfitter. One. Hundred. Sixty. Thousand. Clothes. They rock. And wear 'em. Roadblock. Skydive. To sandbar. Jon. Then Freddy. Each. In tandem. Clue. Chicago. Peter Cetera? No. Water Tower. Mary Adam. “What the...?” Skydives.
Jon. American. “Fastest?” “Oh, yes.” Books. Freddy. United. 25 minutes earlier (!). Books. Jon. Kris. Luck. Flight. All but catches up.
Chicago. Subway train. Jon. Kris. Freddy. Kendra. Same one. Chicago Street. Emerge. Jon. Kris. Need map. Freddy. Kendra. Find tower. Quickly. Get clue. Pizzaria. Cab. Kris. Jon. Clue. Pizzaria. Kendra. Deep. Dish. Pan. Pizza. Gag. Mmf. Finish. Ping Tom Park. Hackers? No, Finish! Cabbies. Go where? Kris. Jon. Pizza. Eat. Five weeks later. Mary Adam. Rebecker. Soy cheese? Huh?
Freddy. Kendra. Ah! Chinatown. Red light. Run it! Dump packs. Run. Path. Phil. Losers. Await. Kris. Jon. Not. Far. Behind. But. Too. Late. Bells. Barriers. Train. Lori. Bolo. Not on it. Four Continents. Blah. Blah. Blah. Freddy. Kendra. One. Million. Dollars. Kendra. "...Freddy will have my children." Can't wait.
Kris. Jon. Always. Have each other. Awww. Or Blech. Barrier up. Code? Finish second.
Sometime after AR8 finishes. Rebecker. Mary Adam. Third.
Jerko. Pumping fists. Bones! Sedation!
Fade.
I don't write all my summaries like this. Sometimes they're worse.