Chicken George? Put down the Miss Clairol. It doesn't make you any less freakish to me.
Mike Boogie? Put down the mohitos. And the daquiris. And George's Miss Clairol.
Jase? Put down the steroids. And the Starbucks. And the Garnier Fructisse (hey, he's from LA).
Diane? Borrow some of George's Miss Clairol when Mike's through and put the skunk stripes back in your hair so I don't keep going "Wait, who is that chick again?"
Julie, on the other hand, has gained a healthy ounce or two. Being married to a guy who's rich as Croesus appears to suit the Chenbot.