It was your absence of rants that led me to believe:1. You were (or still are) insane.
2. The quality of the AT performances has improved (which I think they have, except this was definitely a Hollywood Tango)
3. You have given up on life.
4. It's too cold in the Great White North to get the show.
5. You really, really like the dances.
That said, even though I enjoyed the dance in and of itself, it was missing about 90% of the elements of an AT; I know next to nothing about AT, except what Mr. Qwerty taught me: watch the feet.
I'm still waiting for them to do the rose in teeth bit, then I know you couldn't control yourself. Is it Len or Nigel who gets on the cigarette and whiskey kick?
As for how long you've been doing it, I thought it was polite of me not to mention that you trained Rudolph Valentino.