First, let me say that it was certainly inevitable that the "Evil Three" would begin to doubt each other and look to backstab one another. Jedi Jaynie, played it perfect. She recognized that Ape-ril would be the one to exploit. Her greed is certainly apparent. Kudos to the Jedi's last hope!!! The Force is certainly strong with her!!! Now, let me adress the blatant jealousy exhibited by the Dead-Endship. Don't these three realize how they have portrayed themselves? They sat their with envy dripping from every pore and then have the gall to deny it. In my thirty-three years upon this Earth we call home, I have never been witness to such hypocrysy (is that spelled right, Oh well). It's disgusting. Evil can't see itself, and these three certainly would never have the courage to look deep into themselves and see just what they truly are. Pitiful!!! I would like to take this opportunity to express my feelings on all of the houseguests:
Ashlea: Unfortunately, she was not around long enough to really get to know her, but she is friends with Jedi Jaynie so I know she is OK.
Michael: Down to Earth. Likeable. Not a degenerate, though Crappy would lead you to believe otherwise. Lucky SOB, since Janelle fell for him. Don't mess this relationship up my friend.
Crappy...I mean Cappy: You are a fireman. A noble proffession, but you are not a saint. I'm sure "Mister Family Man" occupied himself checking out the female flesh in the house like any other red blooded male would, especially Sex-Kitten Jaynie. Get over yourself. You need a personality transplant, Geeeez!!!
Kaysar: KLASS ACT!!!! I consider myself as American as the next person, but this dude taught all of us the meaning of the old addage, "Never judge a book by it's cover." His heritage predisposed him to be the "bad guy", but he showed more heart and intelligence than anyone. He is definitely OKaysar in my book!!!
Jennifer: Nothing but an evil little imp. Backstabbing. Lying. Conniving.....UUUUUGH!!! Here's an equation for her to solve........WITCH - W + B = ? You think she's smart enough to get it right? I don't.
Sarah and James: The only thing I had against them was the sometimes squemishly sappiness of their relationship. However, who among us has not been guilty of this in our own personal lives. James, make Sarah proud and torture the bejeesus out of Jennifer.
Rachael, sweet Rachael: A beautiful spirit. A smoking physique. Beauty and brains, what a winning combination. I have to stop there, the drooling is affecting my typing.......
Bo-Beau: To tell you the truth, I never held much against Beau other than I feel that he should choose his friends more carefully.
Jedi Master Howie: What can you say about one of the most likeable people anyone has had the pleasure to encounter. Honest, funny, truthful, only begin to describe this warrior. Master Yoda himself would be proud of this Knight. His name will be spoken with the utmost admiration not felt since the likes of Qui Gon Jinn or Mace Windu. Emperor Palpatine himself would have to admit the greatness that Jedi Howie embodies. May the Force be with you, always!!!
Ape-ril: Fake. Greedy. Vindictive. Jealous. Pious. Hypocrytical. Sad. Pitiful. Jealous. Irritating. Tiring. Callous. A real snotty faced heap of parrot droppings. Her type really makes me puke. She's a vaccuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!!!
Straggy-Maggie: I have been unfortunate enough to have to deal with nurses for the past nine years due to my Mother's illnesses. Let me say this, Haggie is true to type from my experience. In all that time I have only met one nurse that I felt truly cared about what she was doing (I'm sure there are others out there, I just haven't met them, so nurses of the world please do not unite against me). Angel of Mercy, HAH, more like Demon straight from the bowels of Hell. Slaggie is nothing but a great manipulator and deceiver, and the faces she makes....the evil can't even be contained. She makes Nurse Rached from Cukoos Nest seem like Mother Theresa. Crikey!!!!
Ivette: What a sap!!! She may need the money (and so many among us do), but she does not deserve it. Even her own mother and girlfriend see the error of her ways. Next time she reads the Bible she needs to not just see the words, but feel them within her soul. I really feel sorry for her. And PLEEEEEEEZE, get over Slap-Happy-Cappy would you!!! He is not a god, just a short, annoying bald guy!!! Get over it would you!!!
Jedi Jaynie: What can I say? WOW!!! I am really impressed!!! I'm sure Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer voted along with the rest of us just so they could be in her company for a short time. Give 'em H...E...double L!!! Revenge of the Sith? I think not!!! Return of the Jedi!!! Oh Yeah!!!
Snootchie Bootchies my little Nootchies!!!!
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