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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-05, 10:17 AM (EST) "A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." Let's make one thing clear right away. I think Howie is an idiot. I'm pretty sure that in an IQ race between Howie and April, the test paper is going to come in first. Howie is your basic 6'0" toddler, although he has days when he temporarily gets as far as kindergarden, and the reason Rachel's never dated him is because no one wants to spend the rest of their life babysitting. The only good news there is that, unlike Ivette, he seems to be toliet-trained. And yet, I'm starting a thread on Fanatics to say goodbye to him. Because he made me laugh. Yes, he had the strategic abilities of -- and I know this is a really low blow -- Amber. Survivor Australia edition. Yes, his greatest need in life was for someone to hold his hand because he couldn't cross the street on his own until he was a big boy. But he was funny. He had some of the all-time classic Diary Room entries. He tore into the Fiendship as if every brain cell he owned had been saving up power his entire life just for those moments. He gave the world 'Busto', and taught us all about the perils of owning a really ugly dog. And let's face it: the man was born to handle a 'saber. So say goodbye to Howie, Big Brother's ultimate good guy meathead. You wouldn't want to date him. You'd be really careful about hiring him for a meteorology job because one day, he's going to be up against a situation he can't pronounce. But you probably wouldn't mind spending a few minutes trying to swing a plastic sword at his skull. And if he jumps from this DAW debut to a role in the upcoming Star Wars TV series, I'll have no problems with it. Good luck, Howie. Now go give Jennifer hell.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... Lisa0116 09-09-05 1    RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... BeausChocolatePeePee 09-09-05 8  RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... leianawd 09-09-05 2    RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... Roxxipoxxi 09-09-05 7  RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... ARnutz 09-09-05 3  RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... Swami 09-09-05 4    RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... Wildchil 09-09-05 5        RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... Lisa0116 09-09-05 6  RE: A broken lightsaber handle on t... KaysarMolester 09-09-05 9

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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 09-09-05, 10:24 AM (EST) 1. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." I loved Howie-he was fun!! I hope he turns the sequester house upside down and give JBlo LOADS of crap.   Top

BeausChocolatePeePee 7 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 09-09-05, 08:58 PM (EST) 8. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." Goodbye Jedi-Howie You will be missed. You gave the world Busto, a name I expect to see in next years Marrion-Webster dictionary, I know it's now in my vocabulary. You made BB6 an action show with your amazing duel with Janie and you kept the house safe from James returning(that was hilarious) You also made the biggest bonehead move in the game by NOT NOMINATING ONE OF THE NH when you were HOH. No wonder Janie wouldn't let you talk to Maggot-moo all by your l'il lonesome. BCPP   Top

leianawd 471 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 09-09-05, 10:58 AM (EST) 2. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." Awesome post! Howie is such a lovable character, but damn he acts nothing like his age or even close which isn't always bad but in his case it is lol.   Top

Roxxipoxxi 11 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 09-09-05, 04:20 PM (EST) 7. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." LAST EDITED ON 09-09-05 AT 04:20 PM (EST) >Awesome post! Howie is such a >lovable character, but damn he >acts nothing like his age >or even close which isn't >always bad but in his >case it is lol. And why do you people think reality TV contestants need to act their age? He was having FUN (in case you know what that is) and he was fun for everyone else. GREAT HG!   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-05, 12:25 PM (EST) 3. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." Totally agree. I will miss Howie and all of his funny antics during this season. Somehow the habitrail just won't be the same without him. I think he was the funniest hamster of all time! BB needs more hamsters like him to make us laugh. Slice & Dice Sigpic Chop Shop 2005   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-05, 02:51 PM (EST) 4. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." CBS thanked him the best way they could in the last couple of eps. When he was playing with his lightsaber in the backyard, they added a little flash as he hit a volleyball. When he jumped over the sofa in his sparring match with Janie, they slowed the film to give him that Action Hero, Defying the Laws of Gravity look. And last night when they had a scene where he shut his sword off they actually removed the unlit portion of the sword (from the film) as it shut down--making it look just like the swords in the movies. Howie should be proud. Cheapo CBS actually spent money on special effects just to support his fantasy. When he sees the tapes of that Howie should be thrilled--he looks like a real Jedi!   Top

Wildchil 62 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 09-09-05, 03:03 PM (EST) 5. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." <<he looks like a real Jedi>> Hate to break it to Ya.. and not sure Howie knows this either.. but Jedis aren't "real"   Top

Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 09-09-05, 04:10 PM (EST) 6. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." They are to Howie......   Top

KaysarMolester 62 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 09-09-05, 08:59 PM (EST) 9. "RE: A broken lightsaber handle on the wall." I think Howie was great!! He was the comic relief that house needed..Everyone with there crying and serious stratigizing and backstabbing..He lightened it up..I say go Beefcake Howie!!! KM   Top

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